Growing up, every single Tuesday I would BURST from the doors of school into the doors of the supermarket and pick up the latest issue - following the adventures of Batboy and the politically opinionated aliens. I suspect Weekly World News will LIVE - LIKE ELVIS, JFK, AND HITLER DID!

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yeah...Batboy was my hero.

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Now people fill their unsourced dumb sh*t quota on the internets. Damn you YTMND. You killed Batboy.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News

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I alway prefered The Sun. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_(supermarket_tabloid)

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The world's last reliable news source, shot to death by a public who just doesn't care anymore. Sad, really.

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ALL HAIL OPRAH

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WORLD'S SMARTEST APE GOES TO COLLEGE

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Hail Truck-farmer! HAIL TRUCK-FARMER!!!!!!!!!!

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If the highlight of your week was picking up several pages of bullsh*t, then perhaps rethinking your life is in order?

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Oh I get it. You're insinuating that I'm a loser. Well....yeah.

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I'm not insinuating anything, Its just that your original above post made it sound like your life revolved around the Tuesday reading of WWN.

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Well it WAS the highlight of my week, next to Brisco County Jr and Herman's Head.

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Well... To each their own. I still don't think this merited a YTMND, but I rest my case.

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EINSTEINS BRAIN COMES TO LIFE - AND GOES ON A RAMPAGE!

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'We found where God lives' says Scientist ROFL

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"Dick Cheney is a ROBOT" went perfectly with the music!

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Weekly World News is good, but The Onion is much better.

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FYI that kitten was innocent. Killing that fat *ss Rosie O'Donnell is not murder it's salvation.

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Just liek when Bob Barker burst out of her stomach with his lahzar eyEz!? AMIRITE?

my life revolved around firing up my apple ][ and playing Murphy's Minerals until the sun went down. Then I'd kiss my wife and go to sleep facing away from her in bed.

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Sign the petition inside or she dies!

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BRISCO COUNTY JR FTW!!!

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I agree with KDarkwater, The Onion was always much better.

Yeah... I hated tabloids until I pointed it out to some idiot in line.. The headline was "Snake Tattoo Bites Man". The guy was all "Wow, that's amazing! Hand me one of those!" ...I've been reading World Weekly News for years since that and still think it's hilarious

They'll be back...

May the memories live on. I still can't get over how my mother damned those who read it, so bloody fun.

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I hope to god no one took that newspaper seriously.

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One of those rednecks looked surprisingly like Alfred E. Neuman From Mad Magazine.

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That book looks almost as retarded as this website.

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WEEKLY WORLD NEWS KILLED BY KITTEN!

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I masturbated instead of signing the petition.

Never heard of it. lol

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Because you're gay.

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Tard

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Kacen has never stepped foot inside a Supermarket.

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YTMND? Never hear of it, Internet? Never heard of it, Sex never heard of it.

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He's a shut-in who gets all of his food from meals-on-wheels and internet grocery delivery companies.

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Actually, let me do this WWN style. "Howard Hughes is ALIVE! Found frequenting the popular website YTMND, he surfs the web with tissue boxes on his feet."

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or hes canadian

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OH! You mean it's that one magazine that I saw a few times at the checkout aisle of the grocery store? I didn't know people actually read that.

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So you 1 it? you phail.

NOOO NEDM HOW COULD J00?

god i love that magazine. i used to always wander off when my mom was shopping and just stand in the aisle reading it.

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AWWWW :( :( :(

Holy f*ck noooo

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the newspaper stand won't be the same without it.

kitten guilty of murder was my favorite

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this is awesome

Batboy is a busy man. Too bad his adventures are over.

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But...what will happen to Bat Boy? *sniff*

Here's hoping the editors burn in Hell for eternity.

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Oh wait. That's the Enquirer.

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Baby parts lake Michigan made me lose it.

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Next week: Man Parts Hair, Covering Bald Spot Effectively. Wife Unimpressed.

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that's nice

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We found where God lives.

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RIP Weekly World News

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Bummer.

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Why wasn't YTMND on the cover. It's not real. Is it?

Damn! I love Weekly World News, I'm one of those guys who goes right to those stupid f**king things when I walk into a Rite-Aid or CVS, it kind of pisses me off that they're suspended. BAT BOY RIP

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And don't forget the 5 warning signs of a dirty nerd http://www.userfriendly.org/cgi-bin/search.cgi?form=int&action=text_search&searchobject=Felinoid

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Well the "real news" is just about as fake as WWN so I guess they just gave up.

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I'd believe it

hahaha bat boy

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DICK CHENEY IS A ROBOT!

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Oprah-worshipping aliens --> 5

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otters are cool

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I picture the men(and aliens) behind this publication to be in the late 40's early 50's, with that kind of tongue and cheek humor your uncle Dan has that makes you wonder if he's a little too old to be wearing something that says "Holy Shirt"

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I think you mean "tongue-in-cheek", but yeah, I can see that.

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lol bat boy

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bat boy forever!!!!

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goodnight, funnyman

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WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET NEWS NOW?!?! CNN?!?! MSNBC?!?! News is dead to me.

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Abraham Lincoln was a woman.....I knew it!

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RAWR!

I live in Roswell. The Alien ghost story just scratches the surface. Also batboy should become a new fad. Start your ytmnd's gentlemen.

Batboy belongs to Fark.

Bleh, Fark=real "news". Plus I think Batboy's older

its all fake... except Cheney being a robot, that's totally true.

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FUCCKKK

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I used to buy this publication when I was in 5th or 6th grade, back when I watched professional wrestling.

I was there when all these things happened. I was quite high.

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bat boy goes to college

RIP. Also, batboy never aged.

Needs more Manigator.

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I think Gaia takes in f*ggots like you.

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haha, dangly parts

that is f*ckin funny

I'll always have my 'POPE JOHN PAUL II MISSING' issue. I think they claimed he was 'out for a stroll in the woods' or something. Hahahaha. I think I got this one too: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Mermancaught.jpg

I had a HUGE collection, but much like my other collections, it didn't survive my divorce. :(

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At least you had a collection. You know how hard it was to find WWN in the UK? :P

but bat boy could live on people through ytmnd

I remember seeing those in the stores all the time. I've seen Batbay on many of the covers. This ytmnd reminds me of Men In Black a lot too. One part in the audio sounds just like the theme too

first thing that comes to mind is MIB, the second, danny elfman. mad props for finding a PD piece that has that same feel to it

5 for royalty-free music alone. also, BUSH RENAMES THE PLANETS

mmm?

The Greys may have supported Clinton, but the Galgameks were all about Perot.

Weekly World News is funny. You aren't.

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Now that's not a very nice thing to say!

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ok, I take it back, some of your stuff is funny, but not a slideshow of Weekly World News covers

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I agree. go back to making your own material. It's much better

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Shut it troll.

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Did any one notice that BTapes name is the same color as bubble tape?

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