N*gg*. N*GG*. Listen to me. I can't keep sending you money every time you run over your headphones with your computer chair. Let me see what I can do.

+65

2nd

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ill send soem monies

Kassius is why YTMND doesn't suck too much right now. If I had any money, I'd sponsor, but Christ I don't have a single dollar to spare for YTMND. F*cking college. F*ck I think I'll dropout so Kassius can get his headphones.

+4

That's rediculous. If I started releasing songs on YTMND Max would buy me a f*cking 5.1 dolby digital surround sound home entertainment system. I want leather belts on top of the sponsored list.

the one spelling mistake that bothers me is rediculous. it's ridiculous, people.

+7

IT'S OVER 9000

+1

Haha, classic comment Koolaider

Kassius, you are the biggest bitch on ytmnd ever, and I hope you you die a very slow and painful death,getting raped by black men.It's too bad you'd enjoy that death though.I bet you want some kfc with those gay headphones. Inkdrinker and Sexymofo are rolling over in their graves.

-1

I have $20 headphones lol.

+1

I just had Cinnamon Toast Crunch with Mountain Dew instead of milk for dinner. It was incredible, but I think I'm slipping into a diabetic coma.

+9

Get this man his manliness badge!

+3

I have 29 dollar headphones They are sony.

mine are £10. only christ knows how much that is in dolluhs

$20, roughly.

i wonder why :hmm:

+1

Nobody gives a sh*t about your headphones. Go cry about it you punk *ss bitch. LOL :)

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obviously someone did =]

+2

Fail -the internet

So how were they destroyed?

+1

ear raep

+14

My roommate went "looking through my dvd collection" while I was on campus (except I don't keep dvds in my underwear drawers, my personal office drawers, and my closet), snagged his foot on the wire on his way out, tripped, and obliterated them. And he's too broke to do anything but give me his piece of sh*t wireless ear buds that do nothing but static.

+16

he was looking for your stash.

+13

kassius lots of your ytmnds do nothing but static and earrape!

+24

There has to be some epic revenge in the future

+7

Earbuds are for iPods and morons. They're the least comfortable headphones, they never stay in the ear and sound is never equal in both ears so it's annoying, and they're disgusting if anyone else uses them. You don't wanna get his ear AIDS, f*ck that. I'm on my 3rd pair this year from a f*cking dog chewing through them, and on this one the wire at the volume slider pulled out from sh*tty design. F*cking sucks. I need a new pair, too, since these go out and in, and I don't even have enough for my new pair.

+1

OMG KASSIUS HAS A ROOMMATE I can't imagine living with another person and making polend sites, I have had complaints from the apartment next door...

+18

Kassius, have a cookie. OR IS YOUR ROOMATE GONNA TRIP OVER THAT!?

+23

JAMAICA WE HAVE A BOBSLED TEAM

+1

I will buy you a new pair if you sponsor one of my sites for $140.00

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That's nice of max.

+2

kassius

Is this blackmail or bribery? Maybe both.

go get f*cked

-8 [show comment][hide comment]

You probably shouldnt be listening to all that ear rape in headphones anyway

+2

f*ck your ears

+3

delicious, buttery irony :P

+1

ill 5 cuz i want to see pictures of max buying headphones

+1

If I donate a kidney would that be enough?

+1

ajk;ldfssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

+1

F*ck you Kassius. Spoiled little bitch.

+17

lolz

-2

haha, I just shot a little cream through my ethernet line, you better hope it doesn't find you

Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad

+1

check ur pm

just buy 10 pairs of $10 headphones

+9

In before people start making non-sequitur comments on these headphones' Amazon.com page

-1

F*ck I dunno. 1'd.

+1

NEW FAD!

+2

no i didnt.

+56

hi max!

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Shenanigans!

+3

LOL IT WAS A RUSE TO GET YOU TO COMMENT LOL PWNED OH NO HE DIDN'T

+17

you dont know how hard i'm laughing now that i've seen this comment

+5

maybe you can guilt him into doing it anyway. even still this site is a great gag

+1

Kassius wouldn't say it if it wasn't true.

[8:04pm]«max» You get that much and I'll personally buy and mail you them myself.

+9

ok... someone is lying here... and is simply.......BARBARIC

+3

i guess you have to wait until it hit's $150 and then you get to find out.

+10

NOW ONE OF YOU MADE A TYPO

+7

not if you figure in the huge influx of money value due to inflation over the next week!

+1

MAx! If Kassius gets a toy, I want a toy too. Max buy me a toy.

+16

I guess a part of us evolved when none of us said "max make me a mod." Also once I refill my paypal account I might consider donating cuz your poke beatz are awesome.

+3

YTMND Hanukkah is just around the corner!

-1

max make me a mod

-7

Who didn't see that coming

BARBARIC

+2

Maybe Max is just trying to get your address.

+1

Maybe max is just a conniving jew with an insatiable appetite for money.

+2

Hi Max!

-4

now we find out if that cose was worth the price we paid

code

Max, I want a toy. A very nice toy... that involves AAA batteries. Get me off, and I'll make a YTMND about it. OR NOT BECAUSE THIS WHOLE THING IS GAY AS HELL AND I NEED A PLASTIC VAGINA TO BE ACCURATE ABOUT IT

+3

hit's?

I might donate later, but accept this 5 for the music in the meantime.

+2

love the music

I am wearing those right now. HD555-FIVED!

I dropped a bunch of dough on you, because the Senns are serious and I love your mixes. Keep on makin that magic.

+1

2007-07-21 21:57:06 max 0 stars "no i didnt." ... well done...

+1

Meh, either way, I have taken a lot of humor from this site, so its about time I give back. Frankly, I don't care if Kassius or Max gets it, either way, its motorcycle parts sales money well spent. If Kassius gets new phones, cool, if not, it goes to site maintainance, which means I get a little more YTMND. Never a bad thing.

+4

i gots no cash, if i make a pair of headphones from stuff i find in my yard, will you accept that??? ill do it

+1

lol

-1

five/fav

Buy your own headphones you f*cking beggar.

how do i make a "you're the man now dog"?

+3

shut up idiots

-3

Racist.

My friend has a pair of those that I might buy off of her for producing myself. They're really good. (b^_^)b

5'd Because Of koolaider's donation.

hahaha i didnt even notice that

599 US Dollars

+3

Massive Damage.

+3

Crab, weak point, etc.

+3

o that macks, always making promises he can't follow through on, like my ex who wanted to cum on my face but couldn't maintain an erection...

+14

I could help you there. I love red heads, MMMM yeah baby Nom Nom! He prolly couldnt maintain an erection because you were constantly yapping about how unoriginal he was.

+25

+'d for both of you. That was better than "Annie Hall".

+2

She could Honey Flash me anytime.

I can get the job done

If you have an erection lasting MOAR THAN FOUR HOURS, please contact a doctor immediately.

-1

LOL THEY SAY IT ON 4KHAN SO IT MUST BE FUNNIE ++++++ ALSO +1 TO POS THAT WAS F*CKING LOL

+1

The destruction may have been intentional I want a full on investigation.

Sennheiser headphones are total win. I love my HD485 phones.

You bought your headphones at Circuit City?

-1

Kassius, I would totally sponsor you if I could, but I'm flat broke.

Get yourself some monitors bro. Just don't use em on here because I think one of you pol3nd *ssh*les might have blown mine haha.

-3

Sorry to hear that. I'd donate if I had a paypal account. Or a credit card. Or money.

+1

How about you think of the headphones you've killed with your ear rape ytmnds.

-1

You know, for someone who throws around the word "f*ggot" here a lot, I have to say that this is pretty gay.

+3

But I'm a f*g hag, so here's $6.66. We're all going to hell, according to Perverted-Justice.com

+1

if you would check your pm i said id sell you a pair of HD 595's for 50 bucks.

just think of how many headphones (and eardrums) you've destroyed

Go for the HD580s at least!

ITZ CLEVAR THERE IZ NO SOUND CUZ UR HEADPHONES ARE BROKEN

+5

OH WAIT NVM MY SPEAKARS WERE OFF LOL

+9

5'd for this comment :-D

+2

QDF

the HD-280 Pro headphones are really nice too, and not that expensive. Closed ear, better for other people in the room.

circuit city... bleh, order some Beyerdynamic ones online.

-1

Dude, I don't know, Max is gonna be busy.

This will be funny to stop at $139.99

f*ck man i want some of those headphones, theyre bad ass

yes.

thats funny, I have the same kind of headphones. they're ok

they are selling them for $107 on amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Sennheiser-HD555-HD-555-Audiophile-Headphones/dp/B0001FTVDQ

+3

I'm not American.

+1

:o

-1

yes you are

-3

um, ok. Anyhow, Ace Digital Club doesn't ship out of the states so unless Max orders those, receives the package and then finally sends it to me, then yea.

+1

Kassius, you musn't say such things.

-6

Kassius, you're the greatest American that ever lived. You're like "Hulk Hogan Great". --- You're the Will Rodgers of the American Internet. If you're not American it would break my yankee heart, not to mention the hearts of all those little Kassamaniacs running around out here.

-3

Kassius's c*ck almost destroyed my house today

-2

this reply chain is too f*cking pink.

-1

your reply chain is too f*cking pink

+1

money-hat needs to stop trying so hard

+1

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???????????? Ok.

I don't believe you've done anything for my hard earned cash to just jump to your pocket. Earn it moocher.

+1

The most ridiculous part about this whole affair is imagining you listening to your abominable mixes in these high quality headphones.

+8

like a down syndrome boy festooned with the finest oxford tweed

+1

I have those very same headphones for when I work with audio <3.

RAWR!

-1

F*ck you and your headphones: "Huhuhuhu please donate to my broke ass, YTMND! I'm a good user that deserves all the attention! Help me to continue making sites that mean nothing! F*ck everyone else! Huhuhuhu!"

-1

exactly

:O how does tripping a wire break headphones

-2

shut up.

+3

Your roomate's broke so I'm donating him to you and you can sell him for a new pair of headphones.

+2

shut up.

-3

Costs $105.20 shipped from TheNerds.net with Jellyfish discount.

I thought you said Jelly Donut, what the f*ck is that!

+1

http://tinyurl.com/36z8er

+1

I can't believe I just did this. Gave $55 just to find out if max is true to his word.

+3

easy come easy go

-1

WEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

the money will be spent on 2 cups of coffee from starbucks.

IT'S OVER $140.00!!!!!!

Whoa, Max really did it.

oh snap cool song ITT

5d for the catchy tune

nice grindhouse music

-1

5 for advertising for Thanks http://ytmnd.com/users/thanks

+1

hey what's the secret #?! password tonight?

I don't know any passwords... all I know is that I haven't been banned yet.

-1

If you get banned for that, well, don't get me started...

+1

http://www.ytmnd.com/users/thanks

What's the name of the song?

Funky Fanfare

+3

lol, fanfare

+3

ugh...

+1

Lol, fanfare.... I hope they don't take your sound file away this time.

Gridhouse? how?

SOMEBODY MADE A BIG MISTAKE HERE

+5

wtf

+1

that was f*cking awesome

-2

DOOM ON YOU

+3

and this *ssh*le didn't donate one f*cking penny

-1

I wish I had a penny, if I did I wouldn't have to go to the library to masturbate on YTMND.com.

+1

I sponsored. I hope you enjoy them. and also... http://ptkfgshey.ytmnd.com/

I was gonna say something negative, then I saw you donated a dollar.

1 dollar form 150 people is all it would havetaken

Kassius, get in the flask

+6

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERRRRRR DEVIIIIIIIIIIIILLL JUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE!

+1

omfg this actually worked

He said hi to me!

i hate you

+2

please just die.

http://www.all-about-jealousy.com/

http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/788194

lol. Is that your new holy grail? The monument of your life? The day you messed with the best and got your 15 seconds of fame?

+1

too much money is sposored, i dont think he should get the prize, like on the price is right

+2

no problem, now TOUCH MY TINKLE BHOOOOOOOOY

Max, plz give me AIDS, preferably in a gunny sack.

+1

why is this in the top viewed?

+2

dont get it.

That's very touching. This would be a good time to start citing sound sources.

+2

oh. I found it on this old site I saw. http://featureprezentation.ytmnd.com/

-2

thanks for keepin the scene alive

????????????????????????????????????????????? also 5

No. Thank you Kassius. Good Day!

Serious dude.

Oh , this is about the headphones >< I thought it was for ytmnd in general.

dumbest site ever made on ytmnd f*ck you and every1 in here. http://elitesurvival.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=ESSHATE&Product_Code=BCH_HOLSTER&Category_Code=E

+2

"f*ck you and every1 in here" - LOL

-1

you fail

+2

Wait, what's the story behind this?

should have been on ytmnd yesturday

is that danger doom i hear?

+1

Soooo, did it really happen? Did max fly out to your hometown to buy you a beer or some stupid crap like that?

Boy, I can't WAIT 'till I'm cool enough to ask strangers for money to buy me random computer equipment

+2

Don't thanks us, we thanks you XD

+1

i like the song

+1

I like this ytmnd :)

+1

No sir -- thank you.

+1

HEY! been trying to meet you... mmmm... hey! must be a devil between us. or whores in my head. whores at the door. whore in my bed. but hey! where - have you - been?

there was a guy, an under water guy who controlled the sea, got killed by ten million pounds of sludge from NY & NJ.

big shake on the box car moving, big shake to the land that's falling down, is a wind makes a palm stop blowing, a big big stone fall and break my crown

epic fail

+2

CUZ IM OLD SKOOL LIKE DAT!!!!

+1

roll that beat over soulbeats like dat

+1

Fail'd. Painfully and anally.

+4

fail'd? it's over 160!

-1

5 for most jammin music evar on ytmnd

+1

ready for a 1, pheg

+1

needs more 70s exploitation mock trailers

+1

i hope he keeps making movies so we can keep bombing him out of the box office

+3

I saved the mp3, with was used in Kill Bill and Grindhouse. For that, you get my 5.

+1

You're welcome, j00 greedy bastert.

+1

Oh yeah, make sure max sends you the reciept, so you know how much they were.

+1

I wish I could take your headphones and crack them and rip the cable out. this despite being a musician myself and wielding sennheisers as well.

+3

why?

+1

cause he's a DECEPTICON

+5

yeah f*cking decepticons!

great ytmnd. they should make a section for retards like you. OH WAIT, they do

+2

you making a refrence about PINK people? THEY ARE PEOPLE TOO!

+2

Song name plz. thx

+2

Epic fail.

+4

If max actually sends you headphones (so doubtful) buy me a drink someday to thank me. I'll even settle for a PBR.

+1

SIMPLY BARBARIC

+1

Wats this music from?

+2

FAIL. why in f*ck are people uploading this?

+1

You're welcome?

+1

4 for using grindhouse music

+1

Awesome music bro!!!!

+3

I HOPE YOUR N*GG*R WIFE CHOPS OFF YOUR DICK!

+1

I want to rape you.

+3

no thank YOU for all the laughs.

+1

5'd for drive-in music

You young whipperschnappers are too young to remember the drive-in? Aye, I remember those awesome concession stand commercials.

ditto

There's the monies I can spare :( I'm broke.

+1