that poor girl is choking. luckily that man was there to save her.

+11

Um guys, if she was really choking, she wouldn't be able to scream. Nice edits though!

+6

any relation to Captain Obvious?

+2

The reason she's screaming is because of that guys miraculous powers.

+1

lol these "obvious" people are great

good god i had my headphones on and this scared the sh*t out of me. would be quite a nasty site if you took the pictures away on the left. quite disturbing.

Texas buttzex

+2

Exactly what I was thinking >.<

oh my god, it's not a spoiler site

SPOILER: SHE DIES

+4

el oh el

-2

SPOILER: the spoiler fad will eventually die

+9

YOU BITCH!

+5

The question is, how will she die?

She will be killed by Snape, like everyone else.

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loooo

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lame

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if she were choking she wouldn't be able to scream. All she needs is a good chainsaw to the back

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lol

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this is funny because it looks like shes getting the heimlich maneuver from the bad man! (in before mr obvious)

+4

he was like the 2nd person to comment

-1

hey dude, do me a favor. look at the comment times of my comment then his. now check again. and once more. now look at the time difference. i beat him by one second. therefore im in before mr obvious. he wasnt the second person to comment if i commented before him. sry bout the rant, but its true

+1

I think he just picked up Dracula!

This is where my favorite term "ANAL RAPE" comes in handy! Thanks! Five for you! > themagic.ytmnd.com <

Should have just used good old fashioned roofies like the rest of us.

im locking

bigtime. i have a feeling that n4rsvt has been sexually abused my a family member and eventually began enjoying it. he now takes out his inner rage by chronically downvoting pretty damn good sites. what a waste of a human being.

+2

I've counted many people do this but n4rvst is the only one who's here ALL THE TIME doing it. It seems no matter what time you submit something, n4rvst is there to vote 1; whether it be 5AM or 3PM he's there. Don't cry for him, he's already dead.

+1

lolol

4.59? that wont last

harsh nutnix

-3

gay

-2

RAWR!

The question is, how will she die?

Simple but effective. And it ISN'T A SPOILER SITE!! :D

*crotch kicks*

Once again, had you written all over it. You're possibly the only user with a genuinely distinctive style.

needs more foot doctor

more like texas buttrape maneuver

epitome of meh

Only because you avoided a buttsex reference.

yummy

looo

omg

Eh.

more like jumping jacks for tards

It's not required to decapitate the person you are saving afterwards, but it's optional.

+2

1

-1

LOL

He Was Actually Trying To Help The Poor Cry! :O I Never Knew That Side Of You Leatherface

i wish you'd prioritize humor over cleverness

-1

good lawd

WOOOOLUUULULULUUU

Jesus fearcondom, is there any movie you've seen that you couldn't turn into a ytmnd?

meh... +2 for comments, including yours, to stop Harry Potter spoiler sh*t

good job in putting that together :)

You can't have a Texas themed site without Jorge Bustch

+1

DUBYA!

+1

If this were, like some above suggested, the epic Texas Butts3xz Maneuver, I would suggest, as a matter of Texas pride, that the cause of her death would become abundantly clear immediately following this bit here... as would evidence for the saying, "Everything's bigger in Texas." And if you get what I just said, God bless you 'cause you'll be joinin' me in Hell.

lawl

ur not allowed to film ur dad

-1

DATS NAWT HAO EYE DEW IT

I actually chuckled at this. Faved.

5 STARS

Freaky and funny.

I made a video using this video/audio clip in college a few years ago, GJ!

Woulda been better if you mixed in the Brian Peppers theme.

WRONG.

jesus.

raaaaaaaaape

Buttsex.

Well, I got what I expected.

this is the greatest site ever created

Leatherface is still misunderstood

Get a dog little longie.

I mean for Christ's sake, how could anyone kill Dobby, did you see how he fended off Malfoy. How can anyone be strong enough to kill a little deformed elf thingy, it just doesn't make sense.

That's more likely a way to clear out her colon instead.

assrape

5'd because i've never seen anyone that happy to do the heimlich.

look at leatherfaces expression

lol wtf AWESOME

this movie is actually pretty scary

Pool's closed due to AIDS.

-1

You make good sites <33333

So much for the hemlich when it comes to getting a hook in the back *spooiler* she dies of a hook?

He doesn't seem to be helping her much.. He's got to crush the ribcage and compress 6 times, check airway, breathe repeat. I thought all serial killers had first aid classes. Oh wait no, that's babysitters. I wrote a f*cking book here.

I typed in "Harry Potter" in the Search and this was one of the sites that came up

A true nugget of beer batter deep fried gold.