aw f*ck im leaving ytmnd for a week now

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More like leave the internet if you dont want it to be spoiled

+19

do what i do and dont read that sh*ty book so i dont care or understand what is going on i think harrry is going to f*ck lily

+10

HARRY POTTER IS A CHARACTER IN A BOOK! Ha. Beat MrObvious to it. Also 4th. And Harry lives ftw.

-2

Wait. You don't read the books, but you know Harry's mom's name. Your lying Black Llama.

Not even spoiled. You'd have to have actually read the page to have been spoiled. Change the f*cking text from "Omg Spoliurz!" to "Harry f*cks Ginny"

+3

That's it, I've lost all reason to buy this book.

+2

freedom it said lily on thee f*cking ytmnd

-1

haha, I can't believe the f*gs that read this sh*t.

-4

5 for MSI

http://tragedyhogwarts.ytmnd.com/

"haha, I can't believe the f*gs that read this sh*t." Oh? And what do you do for fun?

+3

Please downvote this comment because I burn books.

+3

Wrong. All F*cking wrong. The reality is relations with the Russian Federation deteriorate to the point of open conflict, whilst the United States remains embroiled in the First Iranian War, leaving the European Union alone to fend off the Bear. Of course, the Eurof*gs are helpless: the Russians have had decades to rearm and with the assistance of regimes like Belarus and the client state of Ukraine, quickly advance into the Baltic States and Rumania.

A holding action by the Bulgarians stops the Russian advance north of the Danube, resulting in the first release of chemical and tactical nuclear weapons. The pace quickens as the Russians advance into Poland, however the Europeans can no longer mount effective resistance to the Russian onslaught. The decision to utilize strategic nuclear weapons is made, leaving Minsk, Kiev, Moscow and most major urban centers as radioactive slag.

However, it is a pyrrhic victory: the Russian retaliation reduces the whole swath of western Europe to irritated glass. Harry arrives once more in Britain to find the whole of the Isle bathed in radioactive particles, where he is quickly contaminated and begins to show classic signs of radiation poisoning. His skin, already suffering from horrendous burn like damage, begins to fall off whilst his internal organs break down. He begins to vomit blood excessively.

Shortly there after his prolonged, wretched ordeal ends. He is now among the millions of British to have perished in first days of the Third World War.

uh, WTF???????????????????????

If you didn't want it to be spoiled then why the f*ck would you click on a site titled "Harry potter 7 revealed", and then proceed to read the page on the website even though you could see that it was out of a harrry potter book?

Wewt! I looked away! ^_^

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ME TOO!

Pansy.

mmm pansy. wish hermione could fall off a cliff. I HATE emma watson, shes an arrogant bitch - met her on the train to bristol uni open day from oxford, so id know.

This is like the 8th spoiler I've read, and none of them have been the same.

+2

Pretty sure that'll be how it is for a while...

That is odd. It's like theres more than one page in the book. WTF is up with that?!?!

+14

What I meant is that they were mutually exclusive

why is the page on the left blank? Usually there is a page number or text or something.

-5

Because it's the left page before the start of a new chapter. The page on the other side of the left page probably ended that chapter.

+3

...It's a f*cking epilogue.

+9

This coming immediately after I made mine:|

+2

it's true, I saw him do it.

+1

I will spread the word to millions

-4

Yes, share to the world!

owned

-1

you look like you need some one to reply to you

can't really read it.

May be your screen resolution

Not that I like harry potter or something, but I read a confirmed statement that the last word of the last book will be "scar".... Make your fake ones now!

OBJECTION!! They changed that. Read the news. JK announced that the last word isn't going to be scar anymore. Make your uninformed comments now!

+2

Oh SNAP!... okay, my name is Mudd... sorry everyone, sorry...

+2

And I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen, I dress in blue - yes navy blue - from head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes. I make 'em shine, well most the time, 'cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine. Six foot two and rude as hell, I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell. My name is mud.

-1

"And so they all realised they were in a crap story and died. Scar."

+1

Mufasa was killed by Scar.

+6

Also...that page was not the last one there. You can see there is at least another page of text...it shows through the paper.

I think the last word was "well"

I'm not reading that, only because Harry Potter is gay.

+5

You do know he comes out of the closet on that scanned page, do you?

+3

time for me to peace out from ytmnd for a week.

-3

what's crazy is that this spoiler totally contridicts the other most plausible sounding spoiler. i think in our eagerness to spoil the sh*t out of this book, we may have shot ourselves in the foot here and made so many different spoilers that nobody knows what to believe

+3

MP3LOCK! DUDE, HOW ABOUT WIKIPEDIA VANDAL!? LOL

I don't think wiki will be open for edits lo.

actually it is...

hooooooly sh*t.

All I read was the "19 years later" part. Damn. You spoiled it. The world doesn't end. :(

Hahahaha, i laughed so hard at your comment.

O http://one.fsphost.com/potterspoiler/ http://one.fsphost.com/potterspoiler/ http://one.fsphost.com/potterspoiler/ http://one.fsphost.com/potterspoiler/ http://one.fsphost.com/potterspoiler/ http://one.fsphost.com/potterspoiler/ http://one.fsphost.com/potterspoiler/ http://one.fsphost.com/potterspoiler/ http://one.fsphost.com/potterspoiler/ http://one.fsphost.com/potterspoiler/ http://one.fsphost.com/potterspoiler/ http://one.fsphost.com/potterspoiler/ http://one.fsphost.com/potterspoiler/ ORIGINAL SCANS

-2

The link has died!!! If you made that site, put it back up bitch.

Everyone lives happily ever after. Harry marries Ginny and has three kids. Ron marries Hermione. Snape becomes headmaster. Tonks and Lupin have a child. Draco lives, gets married, has a child named Scorpius. Neville becomes herbology teacher.

+4

no, no. Hermione dies.

Snape gets date raped.

+9

Needs gay fuel song for true win. Just like the last one.

=/

-2

Only illliterate jerks spoil endings to books which people have been waiting for a long time. 1'd. The only thing worse then this is footdoctor.

-3

Awesome! Reminds me of http://supermariolostlevels.ytmnd.com/

+1

keaton, why quote Rj6045 ?

Lol noone if forcing you to read it

I'm amused by the poor grammar displayed by this supposedly literate person.

he can use apostrophes. he is literate, he reads forum posts. duh

Alright, I read the epilogue. I'm really dissapointed. This is it? A generic happy ending? Yay I guess.

Can this be confirmed as 100% guaranteed real?

F*CK YOU! FUC:KGFLKGFKLMLGKFMLKMNFGJN I FUKKKKKKING HATE YOU GO TO HELLL

-7

I love how everyones calling you a f*cker when the title of this YTMND made it painfully obvious what was gonna happen. Also, the ending SUCKED. Way too f*cking happy. "All was well" being the last sentence? Cmon.

I don't read Harry Potter so I don't care. :P

Harry Marries Ginny? harry Potter is a paedophile I was sure he'd nail that hermione chick. Well dang

19 years later

19 years later.... but no mention of the nuclear holocaust???? Odd.

+3

Harry Potter can f*ck himself in the *ss with a huge rubber dick. Also, downvote for revealing the end like a sh*t bag.

-3

Yay, I didn't read it. I hope you die.

-2

Amazon says there's 784 pages?? I'm just confused as to why its 753, I have no opinion as to the spoilers and the people pissed off for reading it.

-1

I've read epilogues longer than one page.

+4

there have never been any illustations in any harry potter books that were preinted for the UK market, therefore i believe this is a fake. unless american books have to be illustated by law...?

Absolutely, because out attention spans can't handle just a whole page full of pure text. Also, every book has to come with a supersized Big Mac combo and a DVD for an episode of "Joe Millionaire".

+1

That's right: "because out". That's not a typo. I intended it.

+1

NOooooooooooooooo you bitch! you bitch!!

+11

^ well played

meh, spoilers +5 for MSI -2 for not being obvious enough for people to have their hearts crushed the instant the page loads =P

-2

music sucked, actual book has 784 pages

+1

Blasphimus! The music is epic

-2

Also if you look, its on page 754 and there are clearly more pages after it.

-1

Good job Lyby.

Herminoe Dies, Snape Kills Hagrid

+4

You are sick in the head *ssh*le. F

-3

5'd for MSI

-2

Ron dies.

+4

NOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU BITCH!!!!!!!

+2

Is this photoshopped? ;_;

-1

the word epilogue doesn't look quite right

Fake Spoilers Fail At Life!

+2

Harry gets married and has kids. That's it? That's the big spoiler? God, how lame.

+1

rawr

It's fake you idiots otherwise I'd have made DUMBLEDORE DIES the Sequel

music -1

OOOOOH YOU BITCH!

harry dies ftl

It's not even a cool spoiler...

This spoiler sucks. Find out the people that die and post them.

+4

Yeah

Harry began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Ginny as far as he could go.

+22

Yes.

+3

Yes.

+3

Yes.

+2

Yes.

+2

Yes.

+1

Yes!

+2

Yes?

+6

NO!

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Yes.

+2

Yes.

+2

"O YES!" say thee as thy do what thou hast doneth in the darkishness of nightfall

+3

Yes.

+2

Yes.

+2

Yes.

+2

holy f*ck, i think this is my highest-upvoted comment ever

Yes. (in after combo breaker)

He named his kids after his parents and Dumbledore? F*cking gay--he should have named one of them Hagrid.

+4

Wrong. All f*cking wrong. The reality is relations with the Russian Federation deteriorate to the point of open conflict, whilst the United States remains embroiled in the First Iranian War, leaving the European Union alone to fend off the Bear. Of course, the Eurof*gs are helpless: the Russians have had decades to rearm and with the assistance of regimes like Belarus and the client state of Ukraine, quickly advance into the Baltic States and Rumania.

+2

A holding action by the Bulgarians stops the Russian advance north of the Danube, resulting in the first release of chemical and tactical nuclear weapons. The pace quickens as the Russians advance into Poland, however the Europeans can no longer mount effective resistance to the Russian onslaught. The decision to utilize strategic nuclear weapons is made, leaving Minsk, Kiev, Moscow and most major urban centers as radioactive slag.

-1

However, it is a pyrrhic victory: the Russian retaliation reduces the whole swath of western Europe to irritated glass. Harry arrives once more in Britain to find the whole of the Isle bathed in radioactive particles, where he is quickly contaminated and begins to show classic signs of radiation poisoning. His skin, already suffering from horrendous burn like damage, begins to fall off whilst his internal organs break down. He begins to vomit blood excessively.

-1

Shortly there after his prolonged, wretched ordeal ends. He is now among the millions of British to have perished in first days of the Third World War.

-1

I already mentioned this in my comment above, and I did it in one sentence.

That's true, money-hat. I beg for forgiveness.

-1

This is actually one of the better fake ending scans Ive seen. Honestly, though, all of you people who are bitching and moaning over the "spoilers" are idiots.

wtf song is this?

The song is called "Played" by MSI

+1

HI MP3 ITS BARREL LOL

Real last page: http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j222/Raining2112Blood/image023.jpg

still not page 784 fail

dude if you look carefully the last page is 789

Page 738=fail

Nice one.

What's a Harry Potter 7? Please explain this.

+1

LOL YOU TOTALLY PWNED ME

LOOKED AWAY FTW!

+1

potter marries ginny and hermione/ron die

Don't you guys know Dumbledor comes back to life because Harry makes a wish on the dragon balls, he comes back kills Harry for disturbing him, rapes Hermione in the butt, and gives Snape a flying elbow drop to the throat. He does all this while screaming LOL INTERNET with an ice-cream spoon lodged in his but.

+6

Within this comment, there is much win.

+1

huzzah for spoilers. keep 'em coming!

-1

wrong music

+2

music sucks lol and harry potter does too =p

-1

change audio to Tarzan Boy for a 5

+1

19 years later hermione is out of school, but the scars of the date-rape will never fade...

+2

Because it was a negro and the sheer girth of his peenis resulted in her vaginal tearings!

this doesnt help at all. This doesnt reveal anything. It just reveals that harry lives and has a family. I want a spoiling punchline, ala book 6. Find out who are the good guys who die.

+2

lmao@all the potter nerds bitching. YTMND sure has gone downhill in the past year. Everyone loved "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE"

so harry lives and marries ginny. That's the f*cking ending? LAME.

FIND THE PEOPLE THAT DIE AND TELL US NOW

+1

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Harry_Potter_and_the_Deathly_Hallows&oldid=144635311 I hope this answers your questions.

Hey MP3, this is Floyd, from the website. Is this material real or just a fantasy?

The last three words of this book are "all is well" - it took seven books to get to "all is well"?

Snape kills Dumplewhore

+2

Best comment EVAR!

Who gives a sh*t

lol

-10 for obnoxious music... obnoxious for the wrong reasons. Needs gay fuel

[]_[]-b Good for you!

For eminence I award this YTMND a 5.

lol MSI

WORST SONG EVER, I was willing to 5 until that f*ckin' horrid music

-1

You made a typo, I think you ment to say BEST SONG EVER

Mp3C*ck you homo >>>>>>NO ONE LIKES UR SH*TTY MUSIC OKAY!!!!<<<<<<<

-2

You made a typo, I think you ment to say BEST MUSIC OKAY!!!!

You made a typo, I think you ment to say WORST SONG EVER

Yer wrong.

-1

>>>>ANYONE WHO LIKES THIS MUSIC IS A F*GGOTY AIDS PATIENT WHO GOT MOLESTED BY GRANDPAS!!!!!!!!!!!<<<<

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only insecure f*gs proclaim others to be ghey

Deathly Hollows is 784 pages... not sure if that is a 2 or a 7, but if it is a 2 it is def fake...

It says 753, the epilogue is 31 pages long.

Internet

+2

The funny thing is is that there are so many spoilers for this book that you can't tell what's fake or not. This seems quite tacky of her to name the kids so...bluntly, and the chapter name seems far more blunt than she'd be known for. But if it's real...meehhh.

HARRY POTTER + FUTURE KIDS = HE GOT SOME *SS AND TITIES WITHIN THAT 19 YEAR TIME FRAME!!!

obvious fake, did noone see the faint diamonds pattern behind the left page....looks suspiciously like a front cover...

god dammit i hate ytmnd now, not because of this ytmnd but because of the users now -2 for not a very revealing spoiler

Finally, I thought YTMND would've spoiled this weeks ago.

Terrible music, your taste shames me.

I think you made a typo, you really ment to say "Incredible music"

+2

I THINK YOU MADES A TYPO, YOU RLY MEANT TO SAY >>>>> I WAS FIST RAPED BY A DWARF MIDGET AS A CHILD AND THAT'S WHY I LIKE THIS BUKET OF SH*TS F*GGOT MUSIC<<<<<

I WAS FIST RAPED BY A DWARF MIDGET AS A CHILD AND THAT'S WHY I LIKE THIS BUKET OF SH*TS F*GGOT MUSIC

5'd for music, where can I find that song? I can't find the name also! MSI-FYM doesn't exist?!

-1

I've heard the voice of the singer before in other songs, my brother blasts them. I forget the band/ songs names though :x One song i can't stop laughing because they constantly swear

The songs is called Played, its also known as "f*ck you man", FYM is abriviated so it probly wont show up.

Artist is Mindless Self Indulgence, and they suck big c*ck.

"Oh? And what do you do for fun?" I'd rather have my friend shoot me with his automatic paintball gun 200 times while I'm only wearing shorts than read f*cking Harry Potter

+1

Shortly there after his prolonged, wretched ordeal ends. He is now among the millions of British to have perished in first days of the Third World War.

+1

Ha ha not even wizards can survive nuclear war! But....WHAT ABOUT C*CKROACH WIZARDS! :O

WE'RE ALL DOOMED MAN. C*CKRAOCH WIZARDS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH!

+1

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU BITCH!!!!!! YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

Well...that's...interesting.

Harry fails at picking chicks.

someone should post this on the harry potter website.

Noooo! You bitch, you bitch!

4'd for MSI and a new weapon to use against Harry Potter fans until the 21st.

i would of read itbut that music was pissing me off

I FELL FOR THE TRAP!!!!

This spoiler is fo' real. there's already a full scan of the book floating around teh intarwebs, if you care to look for it. And the last word isn't scar, but it's in the last two sentences: "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."

Even if it's real, this ytmnd blows. Sh*tty execution and horrendous music for the 1.

+1

Also, the oncoming plethora of spoiler ytmnds will suck compared to Snape Kills Dumbledore. Copycats suck, so if you want to do one of these, it better be creative.

+1

one page?

Real spoilers: http://machodance.ytmnd.com/

+2

It's troo

uggggggggggggg why did he have to f*ck ginny.

YES! I was right! Harry doesn't die! Somebody owes me two dollars now!

LILY POTTER ALBUS SERVERUS POTTER JAMES POTTER ALL KIDS OF HARRY AND GINNY

I HAVE WAITED OVER A YEAR FOR 233 F*CKIN' PAGES?

congratulations on buying a book

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

That's not the last page. that is the first page of the Epilogue.

http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/

everyone f*cking dies

LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111 SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY PEOPLE WILL COMMIT SUICIDE OVER THIS!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111

RAWFUL!!! i exec my ep1c h4x and didnt read it, for two reasons, 1. it looks like it might take too long to read 2. i enjoy harry potter books so i also used my POWER OF CHOOSING WHETHER OR NOT TO READ THIS PAGE to avoid any potential dissapointment. 5'd for obtaining this image

Lol funny thing Is I havn't even read this yet either, and people complain about me spoiling them lmao.

This is blasphemy! This is MADNESS!!

This is HOGWARRRRTTTSSSSSSSS

+1

1'd. MSI is past their prime, and you're apparently the last person to find out. Also, too predictable.

I'm disappointed, Harry didn't die. Damn it.

Nonsense. They found another wizard named Harry Potter. The Harry Potter with the scar n' sh*t got his dick cut off and bled to death.

"Sid's accusation was right. Stinky has always been a vampire, though has hidden it with help from his father. But lately something strange has been happening, making his secret difficult to hide. And it isn't long before the whole city has been clued in."

1'd for using gay bar f*ggy dick music

UALUEAUALUEAUALUEA

YOUR TASTE IN MOOSIC SUX LOL

MSI gets you a 1.

You made a typo, I think you ment to say. MSI gets you a 5,

5'd for old MSI.

Destroy it quick! the book police are coming!

ho sh*t, this was posted a day after I left YTMND

I avoided YTMND like the plague for a week, read the book and have come here to lol at anyone got "spoilurz!"