If the Republicans win I will have lost all faith in America. Oh wait, I already have.

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Oh! I understand! You gathered the logic of the 08 elections to predict an outcome that MIGHT actually happen! Very thoughtful!

Agreed.

Oh dam, i hate republicans!

Ron Paul! Ron Paul ! Ron Paul!

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Ron Paul makes me want to cry...

by the way, go f*ck yourself!

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*fap *fap *fap

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F*ck sakes guys, Ron Paul's okay, but those of us in the rest of the western world with healthcare think that someone who maybe, I dunno, gives a sh*t about that, might improve your lives. Though out of selfish interests, I think that a Paul presidency would be better for Canadians... oh wait, forgot what I was gonna say. Politics, 5'd. +1 for calling Hilary an angry lesbian for lulz' sake

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gives a sh*t about wut? :-P

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EDWARDS!

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sadly this prediction is all too likely

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GOD BLESS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, LIBERALS ARE F*GGOTS

I concur... I'd say f*ck hillary, but I think my penis would melt off just for thinking about it...

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vote NADER

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Already did, then after that I voted for Bush. What sort of craziness will I perpetrate next?!

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5'd simply for humpty hump

Wrong they'll vote for us AwesomeBob and CreepPipe for 2008. Because hey, if 2 drunks can't figure it out...who can?

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rawr

I still think Billary will win, they will spin it to make people think Bill is back in office, also because Bush has destroyed his presidency and the GOP. I want a third party candidate to win because the Republicrats are all criminals.

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Billary!!! <--------I love it!

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Batman '08

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As long as it's Adam West and not Frank Miller-style Batman. I can deal with hijinks and tomfoolery, but Miller's Batman is worse than Hitler.

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I disagree. However you said lesbian and I'm feeling quite childish right now.

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i am a pretty liberal guy, i would most likely vote for Obama, but i would not be terrible upset if Guliani won

RICHARD NIXON '08!

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Winning 100% of the robot vote

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I think the REAL question is whether or not Hillary will make the same mistake Kerry did.... she better not forget any important member of the Grand Coalition =|

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ear rape is coming...

WOMEN CAN RUN THIS COUNTRY.... but fived for having her in this ytmnd

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women should remain barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen

Iron my shirt bitch...

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Cook me a f*cking steak!

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huh huh hey uhhh make me a uh... um tuna sandwitch huh huh bitch...uh

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I'm a woman, and after being forced to have lengthy interactions with many of whom by all means should be considered my peer group, I can safely say that I would not trust a woman to run this country.

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Go get f*cked by a loaf of bread: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d2/Toastf*cking.jpg

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Not even close.

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Thank you, America.. for your GENEROUS 1% support of candidates Ron Paul (republican) and Dennis Kucinich (democrat). I'm considering emigration, I just can't decide between Canada, UK, and Australia.

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Amen. Also, Canada. Moving all your stuff across an ocean can be a bitch.

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I'm thinking Russia, just to be badass.

I'm outta here if either Hillary or a Republican gets into office after what we've been through with the both of them.

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Canada 'cause they'll never let you in Australia. They're pretty tight on who gets to live there. I have a small chance myself, but...

All the handwringing over whether as a nation we're more misogynistic or racist really depresses me. We've historically disenfranchised both groups and granted them greater freedoms, but along different timelines, so I wouldn't say one has a greater advantage over the other at this point. Oh, and to you Ron Paul people, yeah, he's an honest guy, but a lot of what he says coincides with those NWO conspiracy theory pricks. Absolute distrust of almost all government is not the way forward.

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So... if Hilary gets nominated, the country is racist, if Obama gets nominated, the country is sexist, and if Edwards gets nominated, it's both? You seem to be painting the country into a corner here.

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Random Butch-Dyke Latina-African-American Quadrapoligic and her Midget running mate in '08 (to prove that we can accept EVERYONE) Someone make that as a YTMND, and I will 5 it.

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Only when it gets down to it, Rudy will use his favorite two numbers over 9 11 9 11 9 11 9 11 9 11 9 11 9 11 9 11 9 11 and scare everyone into voting for his name-dropping cross-dressing ass

also 9 11.

it would be funny if this happens

Not suprised if this actually happens.

I'm not sure if I agree with this prediction or not, or even what the hell will happen considering all the rage about the "unknown" candidates, so I'll abstain from voting and just say that Cutie Honey (also spelled Cutey Honey) is a Japanese media franchise created by Go Nagai. Cutie Honey first appears on volume 41 of the 1973 edition of Sh&#333;nen Champion. The titular character of Honey is considered the prototype for the transforming magical girl.

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also ampersand pound 333 semicolon is an overlined "o".

and by "abstain from voting" I mean on this site, not (necessarily) on the elections.

KAWAII!!! http://www.sina.com.cn/

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It's true. It's also funny - most of the country would not vote republican right now thanks to the horrible screw ups of GWB, but the only way they could throw the election away is to nominate hillary, and they probably will.

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I can never understand how Democrats can like Hillary. Maybe I'm missing something, but Obama seems far better than Hillary -- at least he hasn't gotten into bed with every special interest and lobbyist on Capitol Hill. Get that, Dems? If you nominate Hillary, then you care more about party than country. And you're going to lose. And we'll have to deal with Romney and his double-sized Gitmo.

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AS LONG AS ROMNEY REMEMBERS POLEND ITLL BE OK

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The evangelicals have such a stranglehold on the Republican party right now that they'd never allow the party to nominate a Mormon. Simple as that. And speaking as moderate liberal, I actually like Romney's politics alot. Even though he's taking on a bullsh*t pro-life anti-gay stance for the purposes of this election, those don't seem to be his genuine views.

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As someone who considers herself a moderate conservative, it makes me sad every time I'm forced to think about that fact, me being atheist and all. But still, I don't think I could trust a moron, I mean Mormon, just given the ridiculous history of their church and in light of that, the sheer lunacy of someone who could believe something like that, in my opinion, so once again I'm thrust in a position where I am able to stand behind "my party", even if for totally different reasons then someone would expect

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(another good example of this is the fact that I'm pro-life, but not for any sort of religious reasons whatsoever). I think we have our best chance of winning if we go with Rudy, even though I'm uncomfortable with his stance on gun control and abortion. I'm willing to sacrifice a little though for national security. Plus, just because he kind of condones abortion doesn't mean he supports it. I'm just looking for a Republican canidate who's pro-gay rights. :(

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"reasons than someone would expect"

also, *candidate

I once saw a Republican candidate that was pro gay rights, he was hanging out at a pegasus farm with Sasquatch.

Also in before the inevitable MasterSitsu rant

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also, korf41, texaggie79, and that guy who spams large blocks of 'n*gg*r' in various sites

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Bill turned her gay.

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Not enough Howard Dean

flawless logic

I'm voting for Obama simply because he's black and I want to piss off the people that actually think that color matters

If you are voting him simply because he is black, then YOU are one of those people

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indeed Necronomicon. Also Obama and clinton are dirty nasty socialists...

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Unwanted Affirmation... by Stewart Diggie

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Hmm this makes me want to actually read up on the election stuff. But yea I think unless Hillary slips up, she'll beat Obama for the reason that you mentioned: dem's will think swing voters will be more familiar with Hillary and won't be interested in a black president...which is probably not true.

Yeah... I was hoping for Jim Gilmore, but he withdrew from the race... Romny-Guliani 08?

I disagree. Democrats will elect Obama, as they know the rest of the country is not ready for another Clinton so soon. Romny creeps out too many people because he's a Mormon, and McCain's alienated everyone in some way or another. Rudy has the best chance, but he really only has 9/11 to stand on, and it's pretty shaky as a campaign platform. He'll look like an idiot in the debates unless somebody does a bad makeup job on Obama. Dissent and unhapiness about Iraq and etc. should lead to a Dem victory.

Register to vote in the primaries

Vote Mike Gravel in 2008 Democratic Primaries!!!!

Romney won't win. Nobody will vote for a guy who's name is Mitt. It's a stupid name.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mitt

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five for "Me talking out of my ass."

It's too bad I'm about 16 years too young to run... I'd go for the write-in ballot.

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I think you heavily underestimate the fact that even conservatives are afraid of Mormons.

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Not in Utah.

I thought Jon Stewart was gonna run :(

i think bush will win

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This got 5s? Yikes.

The human genome and western civilization produced your comment? Yikes.

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Hmm... I'll be so bold as to agree with you.

Black guy will get nominated, and beat white guy. 08.

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I'm satisfied with the prediction ^.^

RON PAUL!

That's pretty much how I see it happening too. But you left out the part where Republicans and Democrats continue to hate each other for four more years because neither party respects the other's opinion nowadays. It's like our country is being run by a buncha f*cking high school girls.

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AwesomeBob's *ss '08.

Ron Paul is the best candidate, unfortunately his popularity is extremely low (most people havent even really heard of him) I lean towards libertarian, politically, so maybe thats why I want Ron Paul. Oh well. As long as Hilary doesn't win I'm happy.

hey! you're the STD Pillow guy! dudes, check out that site of his

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I actually wouldn't mind Romney. He is able to draw bi-partisan support in such a blue state and I think we need a guy who can mend the schism between both parties. I'm still pulling for Obama or Paul though.

Romney only got that support by running center-left, he didn't have his big Neo-Con awakening until people started grooming him for the presidential race. As far as the presidential race, I'm expecting a repeat of '04. D: Iraq is a quagmire! R: Vote for us or terrorists will kill you! (Repeat)

Presidents like that are kinda like norton anti-virus. They ARE the terrorists.