ahahahahAAHAahahahha omfg that was so funny.

SEND THIS TO HELL BEFORE WE HAVE ANOTHER HTPAT SITE

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SEND THIS TO HELL BEFORE WE HAVE ANOTHER HTPAT SITE

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if you outlaw dildos, the only outlaws would have dildos

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replying to smoothmedia, a YTMND legend. now I'm going back to thinking about Emma Watson and the upskirt

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be a rebel go to Alabama with a dildo today!

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This just screams "South" to me. Only in latitudes below the Mason Dixon Line could silliness like this happen. Damn Bible Belters!

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The songs are killing me, i usually dont 5 sh*t like this but im laughing too hard

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I lost my genitalia in Vietnam lolz

Heck yeah, that's a sex toy. That's banned in the state of Alabama, boy. Where is this from?

Well if other people are 5ing it.

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LOLZ

If this was made in 1999, I'm surprised half these comments aren't saying old. Funny stuff.

this comment is so 2004 OLD

NEEDS MOAR TOM MABE LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

One day, when you least expect it, I will have sex with you.

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...I call next "telemarketer."

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I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe! XD

Fake and lame.

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Its not fake you idiot, its a radio show Prank call. There are a few of them.

So then... it's fake.

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i lold so hard

NO ONE VIEW... IT'S ANOTHER HTPAT VOAT 1 VOAT 1 VOAT 1 VOAT 1 VOAT 1 VOAT 1

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Nobody move! I'll dildo every single one of you! Hello?.......

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Damn hicks.

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There's something fishy about the whole thing.

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alabama sure is dumb

lol

i do that with my lawnmower too! sometimes other peoples lawnmowers...

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dildos dont dildo people, people dildo people.

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This isn't funny.

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Anyone who doesn't think is is funny, is from Alabama, or doesn't own a dildo. F*ck legislation of morality, f*ck rednecks, and f*ck one voting this site. I wish to got I could give this a 6.

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Damn, Ned!

LOL oh the songs

dear god....not another HTPATM

still damn funny btw

I used to listed no this Ned guy, hes so fukin funny.

Fake, scripted, and obviously lame.

Your an idiot.

*You're* not good with grammar.

lol.

HEY WAY TO MAKE ANOTHER HOW TO PRANK A TELEMARKETER SITE *SSH*LE

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Exactly how is "rear" a bad word?

S H I T

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this is a long ytmnd

Terrible.

LOLZ this ytmnd brought teh funneh!!!

trust me, ned from Bubba the love sponge on Sirius Howard 101 was around long before that other telemarketer site

Just one question: at the beginning hes talking about after losing his balls in Vietnam he cant pleasure his wife without a dildo, but at the end hes become a queer...how the f*ck does that happen?

Hes probly Bi

HAHA

Y HELO THAR

I am happy I can vote on NSFW sites again.

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haha lolz i am worthy of life even if i stick my fingers in my *ss and choke myself on cucumbers

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I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard!

So obvious it's fake, but mildly amusing.

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Not fake nub

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