Please see me after class. We need to talk.

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Are you the new guidance chancellor?

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chancellor?

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chancellor?

second post

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why you goin' to the airport? flying somewhere?

+4

Thank God. http://machorap.ytmnd.com/

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:P

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ok then

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I just crapped on myself.

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Oh sh*t that was EPIC!!!!!!!!!!

+4

The f*gs are right below me!

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1 of 1 AndySavages found this YTMND helpful

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Where's the funny?

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i think its somewhere up your ass... take a look

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I took a look, you liar there's nothing but crap up there, aside from that "Macho Man was here" tattoo.

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That's a pretty embarrassing attack, Golddigger!

+1

lollercaust

-4

Savage = 5

+1

kelly kapowski

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fred savage.

+1

lol booktmnd

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Amazon is the source of the funniest comments anywhere. POST the url of the comments page, so some of us can add some more over enthusiastic reviews. There was a good YTMND a while back that was a bunch of reviews for "a gallon of milk" being sold on Amazon.

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http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/customer-reviews/B00032G1S0

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nutnics quotes the only fun ytmnd field trip I've ever been on.

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Tuscon Whole Milk

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good times

...

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fap

+3

epic 5 for Macho man

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oh dear lord.

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I agree with money-hat, this needs to proliferate.

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http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B0000CF348/sr=8-1/qid=1184171975/ref=cm_rev_sort/105-1735279-9398049?customer-reviews.sort_by=-OverallRating&s=music&x=10&y=13 Let the YTMND inspired comments begin!

+5

tl;dr

His voice makes my throat hurt.

This demands Dramatic Reading.

+4

HA!

+1

HEY HEY YOU YOU

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also unicorns

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RAWR!

+1

Those crazy Canadians!

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SHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

I need to hear the Hulk Hogan diss track - now

+8

underrated comment

+1

its on ytmnd. search either hulk hogan or randy savage i can't remember which one it comes up.

Epic review

+1

You had me at $5 gift certificate to Radio Shack

+1

OHHHHH YEEEAAAAAA!!!!!!

+1

being aware of this thing's existence makes me emoooo

+1

emoooo? like an electronic cow?

+1

This was indeed a ytmnd page...

+1

the epic-ness of this review is truly mind-boggling.

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1'd for all caps title/

-5

I... wha...? ....

+1

DIG IT!!

+1

Lay off the LSD kid

+1

and its not even the longest of the reveiws of this

+1

nice find

+1

:O

+1

I BOUGHT THE ALBUM!!!!

+3

OOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!

+1

OH YEAH

+1

Holy sweet zombie Jesus. The Macho Man is back! Praise the raptor lord! 5'd

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uh oh, only 33 of 34 people found the following review helpful, someone's going to get body slammed!

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Terrible. F*ck you and your macho man, bitch.

way too much sh*t to read, gives us a synopsis preferrably with highlighting or at least do some "Dramatic reading" sh*t, otherwise I'm not going to take your word for it being funny

-3

awww. how sad someone can't read. give the poor guy a cookie.

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tl;dr

i found it helpful

+3

probably

+1

The Zeus part made it ♣

+2

WTF??

+1

5'd, for making me have an aneurysm and orgasm at the same time...my life is complete

+1

hold on... I was there yesterday and the comment was still there... and now its not there anymore... O_o

+2

or well.... not on the front page anymore at least... XD

If you wrote it, i'd give you a rating. But it's just stealing otherwise.

-2

meh

I heard Leaping Lanny Poffo wrote that review

+1

Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad - well done enlightened one

+1

OOOOOOHHH YYYEEEAAAHHHH!! 5 Stars!!!!

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