Instant 5 for anything that sh*ts on Avril, especially with evidence of her plagiarizing whoreness.

+47

I just realized this is EXACTLY IN EVERY WAY like 'Stinky Britches' on the Chef Aid episode of South Park.

+24

"hmm... I really see no resemblance between that song and the song 'Girlfriend' by our artist, Avril Lavigne." "What?!" "It's the same goddamn song!"

+17

Unless the Rubinoos hired the SHOCKING LAWYER, I doubt they have enough legal muscle to stand up to Lavigne's Justice League of super-attorneys.

+44

Next you'll see Max get sued for illegally holding more then several counts of that song on the front page for all us viewers to listen to. I believe that song lead more then 3 counts of mass murders due to Max Embedding that song to the front page.

-10 [show comment][hide comment]

I've got stinky britches, YOU'VE GOT STINKY BRITCHEESSSS

+7

That may be true, but at least she sang in Chinese. And isn't that what America is all about?

+7

SHE STOLE HTIS SONG FROM YTMND!!!111 L3TS HACK HER MYSPACE THEEF!!! Z0MG!

-4 [show comment][hide comment]

The Rubinoos better call Johnnie Cochran!

-2

OmniIcyshelf's comment made me laugh out loud.

+6

THE RUBINOOS NEED JIMMY COCHRAN

-5

the Rubinoos need Bob Loblaw

+6

yes, let's revive Cochran from the grave to battle this footnote on modern pop culture.

So are Billy Ocean and the Beatles going to sue too?

No one likes her, she should just kill herself now. Stupid music stealing whore.

+1

Avril can go suck a dick. Wait, nevermind, I wouldn't wish that on any guy.

+2

They need Johnnie Cochran and his legendary Wookiee Defense...

so what if she took a single line from a song? what the hell is the problem? things like these are why the court system is f*cked up. she didnt steal their melody or anything else about the song, simply a few words... i think its completely stupid sue.

-2

Hey Fapcouch, I forgot to 5 this =[

update: this c*nt still exists and has money. fail

Her first album actually wasn't horrible, but I don't what's up with this sh*t she's doing now.

-58 [show comment][hide comment]

only song i like from her is the one that she goes "he was a girl... she was a boy.. lalalalalalalal"

-127 [show comment][hide comment]

everything she ever did is evil stupid and moronic. you both deserve swift death at the hands of Iraqi insurgents.

+30

You're probably right.

+10

If you bought her first album, or any album, go f*ck yourself. don't give that bitch money.

+11

Wtf Akrom? he was a girl?

lol at -45 for akrom and yeh she is crap she did her own version of chop suey by system of a down which made me want to kill her

-2

Her own version of chop suey? WTF?! Okay, I'll get the torch, you get the f*cking pitchfork.

+3

lol she covered chop suey? as if system of a down wasnt one of the worst bands in existence already

-2

Thank god for Akrom. Otherwise, I think I'd have the record for negative comment votes.

+3

hahaha, that's the worst i've seen (-69 for Akrom)

+2

comment voting is the only thing I found interesting here.

+4

-101, wow

+2

-121

–126

Also, it's sad that people actually want credit for that song.

+33

$$$$$ silly

+9

well, she did completely rip their song and make it worse.

+11

^lol

Also, c*cks.

She's a dumb whore.

+10

T-T-Totally DUDE!

+13

i dont get it... nor its funny. Onestarcrusade.ytmnd.com

-68 [show comment][hide comment]

I don't get why no one likes you and gives you a negative vote for every word you utter, but it is funny!

+1

Then all three of you are dumb, I swear to God

LoL, ripoffs.

+4

I'm a punk, bluhhhhhhhh! ... This concludes my impression of Avril Lavigne.

+23

wow, Avril posted a comment on YTMND!

+11

We are truly honoured. FIVE'D!!!

+4

lol nice

I'd hit it and quit

+7

What a dumbass.

piece o sh*t

-4

Wow, what a complete and utter whore.

+7

Nah, shes just Canadian

+1

lol

-2

Hey, don't lump the rest of us in with her.

+3

the other day, when I went to my city's annual fireworks display, there was the most whoreish whore there that I had ever seen. Anorexic too. And I probably effed up the spelling of anorexic, but I don't care

-4

Also, the first song sounds like "Hey hey, you you, I wanna be a mormon"

+6

Don't be silly. Mormons don't listen to music.

+19

Really? There's this girl that I know who's Mormon and she had her iPod on all the time. She's also one of the best singers I know. Hot too.

-6 [show comment][hide comment]

^mormon propoganda

+8

^lulz propaganda

+6

For the record, I'm not Mormon. There are many parts of that religion that I don't agree with. Now back to YTMND. I don't want to start something like whetstone did

-5

DEW!!!

^nazi propoganda

+3

she shouldn't want to be my girlfriend anyway, she's married... oh wait, she's married to the singer from Sum 41, so yeah she's probably looking

+5

there is a god

+3

HAY HAY U U

+2

-22 [show comment][hide comment]

In the rap world, we call this a "remix"

+8

you mean at the local KFC?

+13

well remixes credit the original person.

+3

i call it taking a good song and f*cking it up

+5

Somebody called?

-6

Actually, they call it "sampling."

-5

Clone JFK: "You will sing over a 'sample' of a song that has been already made, in a process I call... Song Taking!"

+1

Oh hey guys I'm here to get my e-peen up so I'm going to ctrl+v n*gg*r to show those darkies that im serius bizzniss. n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r I sure showed them lolololol

-3

Thank you Nitzwalsh! G-spot rocks the G-spot.

+1

i didn't even get that at first and i love clone high. wtg nitz

WAIT! Avril Lavigne is still ALIVE!? who let this happen?

+6

Wow, why didnt you source youtube because this sh*t is every where. And get it off U & C, we want to see talent and creativity, not this pointless horse sh*t. And she is hot now stfu.

-12 [show comment][hide comment]

shut uppa ya face

+3

You're a little bit.. Deeeeeeeee... Aren't you Remixx?

-1

In after f*ggot quotes Carlos Menstealia

+1

the people that think she's hot need to leave the house more. i've seen hotter mailmen. (male and female)

+1

f*ckin bitch

+1

lol canadian flag + USAF badge = diff country, avril thus = tryhard.

+2

I don't like anyone over the age of 20 acting like a punk-teenager. infact, i don't like teenager's acting like punk teenagers. Regardless of whether it makes them look somewhat attractive

+6

i hate her but i dont think she stole the song

-14 [show comment][hide comment]

You are deaf

+8

Blah, why do I always get my news from YTMND? Also, awesome. I especially LOVE the title

+3

The news from YTMND is the most reliable way to get your information.

Wow, I don't think there'd be a worse way to type my last comment. (I need an edit option.)

who gives a sh*t - its just a f*cking song...

-7 [show comment][hide comment]

how dare you say that with keaton present.

-5

que?

there's a thing called "thievery" and it can happen in all mediums. When you steal something and then try to pass it as your own, and /then/ try to make money off of it, it's called "plagiarizing."

+1

When you say something extremely dumb but funny, its called "peter-izing."

-2

You must avenge my death, Kimba... dah, I mean Simba.

+4

I'd hit that

+2

her underpants are showing.

+3

[DIGG THIS]

-8 [show comment][hide comment]

i happen to be an avid seattle pi reader, kthx

+1

Digg = Example. News not required here, thanks.

-6

well done. Saw this at 3am this morn before work and I was gonna make it when I got home. cite my site?

+1

5 for the truth. -1 for having to listen to that damn song.

+2

-1

Her poser-ness is heavily documented, but not her plagiarism-ness. More importantly, she's not hot. 5 stars for you.

+3

Yo, that's worse than Vanilla Ice and Queen.

+1

I bet she didn't write the song anyway. It was most likely done by music suits.

+1

haha, whore

+1

Only the famed Chewbacca defense can get her out of this one...

+5

That does not make sense!

+4

romf!

+1

*LOL*

5d because shes a whore

+2

I wouldn't expect any less from a canadian.

+1

Lol I like how no one realized that the site creator edited Avrils song to make it sound more like the first.

-9

i just cut out the line that matches the best. supposedly more of the song matches up too, but i really couldn't make it past the opening part. there were no tempo changes or anything tho

+5

There's a pretty drastic tempo change there my friend. When I first heard this song I pointed out that it sounded like "idontlikeyourgirlfriend". You clearly separated it out to sound more clear, as the song you were comparing it to is.

-3

mintcake, first she says "I don't like your girlfriend," then after that she says, "I want to be your girlfriend."

+2

Mint cake is correct, there is quite a large tempo change there. "In musical terminology, tempo (Italian for "time", from Latin Tempus) is the speed or pace of a given piece. It is an extremely crucial element of sound, as it can affect the mood and difficulty of a piece." - Wikipedia

I'd hit it.

+1

I already hated her.

+1

i luuuuuuuuuv avril she is so hot don't trash talk her ok. not like anybody heard of the rubinoos before this so shut up ok

-14 [show comment][hide comment]

loooooooooooooooool GTFO

+1

the rubinoobs should be happy somebody has actually heard their song. they are just doing this for attention

-6

how long has this song been out and they are just suing now? no hit wonders are mad that they have one fan and she did a tribute to their song. f*cking rubiNOOBS

-5

C*nt, f*ck off. She's a sh*t singer, now she's a thief as well.

HEY HEY YOU YOU (suck Avril. You Just Suck.)

Get offa my cloud!

+1

Canada f*cking sucks, and so does this ugly talentless bitch.

-4 [show comment][hide comment]

If you're rating countries based on the amount of sh*tty music they generate, then America..... f*ck that's all I have to say really. America. It's like a punchline in itself.

+1

yup... i bet it would work in almost any joke too...

+2

kassius speaks the truth

+3

k

+2

Ladies and Gentlemen of the supposed jury....this is Chewbacca. Now Chewbacca does not make any sense.

+1

To claim Avril stole the song is to claim Avril actually writes her own music. That is a very naive claim.

+15

Yeppers.

What did I tell you about 'yeppers'?

Music is incest.

+1

those songs suck anyways..

+2

I can always count on ytmnd to keep me abreast of last week's news.

ytmnd is a place i can come to to find half-assed references to other sh*t thats allover the internet already.

i count on ytmnd for abreasts too

-1

rawr

+1

buts he made it so much better

Gah! She's trying to poke out my eyes!

+1

lol, self reply.

+2

If that's within bounds of plagirism, they both ripped off the refrain of "Get Off My Cloud" by the Rolling Stones. Of course, Mick Jagger sings it as "Get Off My Lawn" now that he's all old and sh*t.

+5

haha

I hate her

+1

Only Vanilla ice is allowed to plagiarize!

+2

True that, and college student... Oh...

Who cares if she plagerized. It wasn't your song. Just rub one out to her and move on to the next issue in entertainment. JK

+1

she better not put up an argument claiming "i say 'wanna' and their song says 'want to'...two different things people!"

+1

Hey, Hey, You, You, I need to be shot in the face. Yes, dude, you rule.

+1

I'm surprised Afrotech hasn't used this song for an Ariel site yet.

+1

I actually thought about it. The thing of Ariel versus Ursula would be perfect. But I couldn't think of a way to make it obscene/erotic

+2

The first song I thought of, actually, was "Get off of my cloud" by the Rolling Stones. I win at choosing good music. :P

+2

That's what I was thinking

+1

She also stole the beat from Toni Basil's "Mickey

+1

She's going to win it too, that's the worse part

+1

Sounds like something totally coincidental actually.

+1

dont want to hear it

:)

+1

Avril wants deez nutz

+1

Could be a coincidence. It's not a particularly original concept.

+2

ya the concept is stolen(irony!) but theres no way in hell its a coincidence. the song name is "i wanna be your boyfriend" btw since i havent said it yet

+3

I'M ABOVE THE LAW! (puts gel bak in his toupee)

+2

All pop music sounds the same anyway.

+1

Good

+1

did u change the song? i heard the southpark 1 before i take it back it sounds the same

+1

http://animesucksass.ytmnd.com/ is a parody of this one. and a dam good one imo

+1

5d for giving link to http://animesucksass.ytmnd.com klol

+2

Ice ice baby

+1

STOP SUBMITTING GARBAGE

-2

stop menstruating

Stop... hammer time

+2

rofls

+1

+5 just for the image origin label. I laughed harder at that than I did the ytmnd.

+1

lol, sue.

+1

There's no case here.

-2

Stupid spoiled whore

+1

+1 for lol whore

+1

Of course, one must keep firmly in mind that the actual musical progression present in the Avril Lavigne track is so endemic to pop that it would be perfectly feasible to unnecessarily mix it with any number of things. Doo wah diddy, Hey Mickey you're so fine, My Boyfriend's back and I'm gonna get in trouble, mareseatoatsanddoeseatoatsandlittlelambseativy, etc. The discovery of one track with virtually the same lyrics is a proof of plagarism.

+1

And yet, there is no plagarism, because so much of rock (in the broad critical sense) is the same. It's an undecidable, post-critical mish-mash of awful. In the end, it's that little ting at the end. That makes it totally different.

Funny is in the truth; not this site though.

-3

She deserves to be on the business end of a Peter North facial.

so which song ripped off that stones song "Get off my cloud", since apparently anybody who echoes "hey" and "you" is plagiarizing? The song is horrid, yes, but I don't think it's plagiarizing.

-1

dispite all this...i'll still bang her

+4

ENJOY YOUR AIDS

Avril doesn't write her own music. So whoever produced the instrumentals took a good portion of the rubinoos song and just sped up the tempo then added a guitar rift here and there while Avril screeches out another tune like she's got a light bulb up her *ss and is printing out carbon copies of the same music over and over again. Instrumentals the same. Melody is the same in the chorus. Avril is just a whore of the music industry. Don't blame Avril. Get revenge on Avril.

+2

Welcome to the music industry, no one gives a f*ck...

-1

lol. . . i read about this in the paper, and I was like "well, I guess." having actually seen it, I am now firmly in "WTF @ AVRIL"ville. What a whore.

+1

...And by posting copyrighted material on the internet without permission, what does that make you?

-4

Don't be a pecker, now.

+1

Is he making money off of a bunch of 12-year-olds, though?

5'd

The Rubinoos pwn the silly bitch.

+2

I heard about this in the news, but without the actual evidence to make the comparison, it's hard to know which side is telling the truth. This was informative, and the only way anyone could continue to support Avril in this little spat is because the corporate media doesn't want the first hand evidence to be available so we can form our own opinions. I'm not a huge Avril Lavigne hater--I even like a few of her songs, gasp!--but this is ridiculous.

i wanna be your bf is actually quite a good song lol

+1

Sorry, but thecrimeanwar is right, they're both rip-offs of the chorus from "Get off of my Cloud". What about every single R&B song in the past 10 years that lifted its melodies straight out of 60's and 70's music (that is, every R&B song with a catchy melody).

theres a difference between playing a style of music and copying another song. just becuase every reggae song sounds alike to the untrained ear listen closely and you'll hear the differences.

+1

Agree with Goneja. Styles of music will all borrow from the same pond of musical chords and scales and tuning of the instuments. But taking the vocal melody and its same tempo and beat shows obvious theft. The Rubinoos aren't suing over the same sh*tty guitar track or child like drum beats.

+1

what a bitch

Man...she´s just a product slut, let it go. Also she comes from Canada.

5'd for plagiarizing both tracks to make this site

Everyone can sleep soundly in their beds tonight...

About 11:00 the other night some idot came driving down my street with that song blaring. I've never liked the song,and that made me dislike it even more.

+1

NOT similar enough. Didn't know the Words "Hey Hey You You I Wanna Be Your" were an exclusive right.

-4

i dont see it, yall hating avril lavigne just for spite? come on now. Sounds more of a pure luck thing than her going out of her way to steal other people's sh*t. Jury is still out on this one.

-3

Your jury must be full of retarded apes on crack cause anyone with half a brain and heterosexuality can determine she ripped off the song. you're f*cking dumb man.

in other news, the rolling stones is suing both of them for copying off their "hey, hey, you, you, get off of my cloud"

-2

the rubinoos would have to win against avril first to have any money to give to them.

+1

haha now the Rolling Stones are going to sue whoever wins the court case... I have my money on the Stones

nvm this already got talked about. Back to my rock

Worst thing to come outta my country since Celine Dion. I'd like to apologize on behalf of Canada, everyone.

+1

Ignorant panty showing tie wearing canadian whore.

Why don't you sue Rihanna for using samples/synth lines from Tainted Love? Sue Vanilla Ice for ripping off Queen? Sue MC Hammer for ripping off that Superfreak song?

Or sue the Gym Class Heroes for taking such an awesome song and turning it into a sh*tload of f*ck song with a backing vocal that most kids nowadays (who are so retarded and tit-fed MTV from day one) think is original when in fact it came from the infinitely superior 'Breakfast in America!' ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHH! o wait it's not the same thing lol.

Here come old flat-top He come from Chuck Berry He ain't Lennon's writing Still he ain't no rip-off, he say One and one and one is three Plagiarism's normal for YTMND

+1

'Kay, so when people you don't like use similar lyrics or cuts, it's Plagiarism. However, when they're indie or unknown and they use the same chords or lyrics, it's 'Influences'. Way to go dipsh*t. Oh yeah, and nice photoshop. not.

both of the songs suck i cant tell the difference

I've gotta say, "Girlfriend" is way better than that sh*tty *ss f*ckin ancient song

-5

You're a sh*tty *ss f*ckin ancient song

+3

you are a f*cking f*ggot

-1

Oh yeah, and Avril Lavigne's latest album is awesome. Fast and fun. That's what music should be, damn it. Not "deep." If I wanted "deep" I'd listen to Beethoven or go read a f*cking novel or something.

-11 [show comment][hide comment]

You suck.

+1

Hahahahaha WHAT? Four Seasons and much of Beethoven is faster and funner and catchier than Avril's uncreative sh*t. Corporate Music is to real Artistic Music as a Big Mac is to real food.

I want to cut Avril Lavigne's right leg off for this stinking britching other people like this and then denying it. whore.

+1

LOL look at these dweebs comming to her aid lol... listen she won't sleep with ya anyways..

+1

I just want to hate-f*ck her.

+1

So much for Canada. Let's try Mexico!

wow she wants to be like people who suck fourests c*ck

+1

If you listen to the whole songs, they really are little alike. Alot of songs have a similar chorus like that. The other band are just money grubbers who failed in the 70s and think they deserve more.

+1

yeah, she's a plagiarizing whore.

I dont care I'd hit it

me too................................................................................... twice!

She doesn't even f*cking know what metal is, nor does she play metal. I can't f*cking stand how she throws around the metal hands like it belongs to her, the whore.

OMGBBQ and she stole the "hey hey you you" from "Get Outta My Dreams And Into my car". Only high class poets could come up with such a complex and deep lyric.

+1

I've listened to the whole Rubinoos song, and they're really very different. Wanting to be somebody's boyfriend/girlfriend is hardly an original sentiment, and there aren't that many ways to express it. But hey, apparently it makes you cool on the internet to rag on Avril Lavigne (just look at the comment moderation), so well done I guess.

+3

omg, someone with some common sense on the internets!

+1

Bravo

-2

There is only AN INFINITE number of ways to express such sentiment and she happens to pick the one with the same meter, beat, tempo, rhythm and length? Okay boss.

+2

Avril is a stupid fake poseur rich girl who wants to be PUNK RAWK! This made my day. You are awarded full points, and you shall go to Valhalla. BANZAI!