har de har har

+1

i feel inspired to use a sword, on old people ;)

+2

i want SWORD.

+1

Damn... Nick Nolte's wife is a fox!

+6

I'm gonna go buy a sword

+1

C, lol

needs a lightsaber version with darth vader

-1

RAWR!

dude seriously..huh?....what the f*ck man....hi....what was that... ok.... awww man...good job, my butt itches. :(

sh*ts so f*cking funny

lol i own nine swords

+2

HAR HAR DIRECT RIPS

+4

Indeed.

agreed

+1

feed..... me.

+3

fix your sync

hahahaha

Swords are the number 2 cause of all sword accidents

+9

lol ^

Finally..something original .. or at least not a fad.

brilliant.

holy sh*t that's hilarious, what is that from?

wow, *you are a pirate!*

"Don't f*ckin' touch swords!" That was strangely erotic. I wish I had a sword.

+1

weird but ok

When did youtube get this lovely orange layout?

+4

God, you're an arse.

-1

or a genius.

-1

Nope. Arse. He's the maker of the great checklist, which determines whether or not a site is worthy. Is talent on there? Perhaps. Composition? Work involved? Yes, but these all count for naught if you violate his rigid criteria as to what is or isn't a proper YTMND. Political in any way? 1'd. The image and text come from the same medium? 1'd. It must be difficult being the gatekeeper, deciding based on assets and not message. I couldn't shut off that much of my cerebellum.

+1

stfu nitz

-2

Nitz if you love youtube so much I mean you could well ya know well here www.youtube.com

-2

Youtube is to essay as ytmnd is to paragraph, Marcus. You can make a more direct point with ytmnd.

+1

Nitzwalsh, I normally agree with you. Here, our opinions part. Nay, for the scourge of direct Youtube rips dulls the sparkle of original sites that deserve their time in the spotlight. Lo and behold, when rips are upvoted, the original sites fade away to dust, nary a chance to be seen and enjoyed by the masses.

You make an important point there. But the problem is that we get to the point of tunnel-vision and auto 1'd far too much, claiming it's unoriginal. For example, Remember the 'racist fad?' I took a screenshot from Wikipedia showing Diefenbaker's achievements in the field of eliminating discrimination. All I did to the image was highlight a couple lines. But it was knowledge that was important in the context of the fad. This site is bringing up an important point too: DON'T FU CKING TOUCH SWORDS!

I really don't care when people take stuff from youtube and put it on YTMND in a YTMNDish way, because IT'S A LOT BETTER THAN GOING ON YOUTUBE AND SEEING THOSE CANCEROUS VOMIT/SH*T COMMENTS/USERS

+1

There is a simple way to avoid the comments on youtube videos. is called FULL SCREEN MODE or JUST DON'T SCROLL DOWN

DON'T F*CKING SCROLL DOWN!

+1

dont fu cking click.

DONT F*CKING TOUCH THE SCROLL BUTTON! OMFG I LOVE THIS SH*T!

lol you guyz are ghey/

"...auto 1'd far too much" as opposed to auto 5'd far too much?

great, NSFW'd

Go to your office and shout DON'T F*CKING TOUCH SWORDS

+2

You should be fired for watching ytmnd at work regardless.

+2

^yeah really... like the rest of this is WORK OK

+1

Len Cella?

LMAO WTF??

DON'T F*CKING TOUCH SWORDS

+1

Sync, as in sync the f*cking site

-1

hey genius its called refresh. try it

+1

SWORDS ARE NOT FOR DECORATION

+1

Who needs TV or Youtube? I can watch my favourite video clips here on YTMND, where the frames are choppy, the screen is the size of a playing card, and some douche is attempting to leech off the comedic talents of someone else!

+4

Don't need to add anything else.

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fav

I clicked on this to see D sized boobs

+1

first LOL today on YTMND.

this site isn't NSFW. if I got caught looking at this at work my boss would say, "hey there, I couldn't help noticing that you're learning a handy lesson about the dangers of swords. I'm promoting you to lead safety correspondent!"

+4

lol wtf?

+1

This guy's family is all a sack of douches.

unexplainably fantastically awesome

Channel 101 for the win.

Dodge, dip, dive ...um....dodge..

+1

We're stealing from channel 101 now?

what channel have we not?

+2

I seriously laughed out loud here. Don't f*ckin' mess with swords.

+1

this was 3able but im sick of the way U&C is of late where the same crap sits on here for a week before pushed off. so 1.

-1

DONT. F*CKIN TOUCH SWORDS

+1

channel101 is the shiz. too bad they f*cked up acceptable.tv...

+1

need to see this full video, someone post...

loih

That pirate had a bad experience with a sword I guess

+1

i just got done watching this for 23 hours straight. its so f*cking awesome.

dont f*cking touch swords.

Wait this got taken from youtube. LAME

I find this genuinely unfunny and lame. But I've been in SUCH a good mood since I started having sex on a regular basis again that I can't vote below 3.

gratz

My related site- ctos.ytmnd.com

I bet this guy had a seizure when he played FFVII.

+1

Here's three more D's for this guy: Douche, as in "you gotta be a Douche to hurt yourself with swords", Damage, as in "swords cause major Damage", and D'OH! as in "This guy probably said D'OH! when he gouged his eye".

i like this better than the one with only one d