mister mcfeely, sartre, and kafka attempt to steal electric doughnuts but then conangator cuts the wire so they Become wireless doUghnuts so theY go to the woods to throw them out because doughNUts suCk when they arent eLEctric And they also discuss theiR favorite american idol candidates until they reach WhEre they pArked their car but the meter maid who drives a moonPie ufO picks them up and takes them to jail which is all the way in aNtarctica So they fly from arizona to antarctica

+1

BUt the macYs day parade gets iN the way and caUses them to Crash Land in hawaii which not only for some odd rEAson foRms extremely magnified martensite but knocks down kamehameha iii's dixie cup castle as well so kamehameha iii becomes pissed and orders the flamingo duck, the old guy With a handlEbar mustAche, the rodeo clown, and the vamPire mONkey to attack them and they have a maSsive fight which included throwing crazy straws, collectiBle plates, and pillows made oUt of live chinchillas

+1

until mister mcfeelY complimeNts the rodeo clowns nice pants and the rodeo clown compliments mister mcfeelys nice waffle pants and they all become friends and decide to go to the waffle hoUse for breakfast where the flamingo duCk, the oLd guy with a handlEbar mustAche, the Rodeo cloWn, and thE vAmPire mONkey attemptS to order elk stew, buddhist cashews, and waffles but they dont have any so they leave in anger but mister mcfeely, sartre, and kafka stay there and order donuts

You forgot about pland.

-2

and basically i like the idea of the site i probably put the most effort on being my lowest rated so vote 1

that was so horribly done, you get a 5

I love this loop! You're going to get on the U&C you know.

Masterpiece.

too long

that's what she said

she never said that

+1

jesus christ

+1

the way I see it is that if I vote 5 it will get seen by more people who want to 1 it, so you'll get the rating you were hoping to get

besides, it's hilarious and deserves it

agreed

which ytmnd does 'coming right up' come from?

that root beer one

This is a work of genius.

EPIC win.

COMING RIGHT UP GOT ON THE UP AND COMING.

5

[]_[]-b This is crap, but I love it. Does that make me a scatophile?

this is about 1000 times more awesome than i pictured it being

1'd and fav'd

OOPS I TRIED TO VOTE 1 BUT I VOTED 5 INSTEAD

i cant vote 1 dude this is funny :(

You fail... at failing!

GRANDADDY WAFFLEPANTS

"is that your car?" "yes." " It got towed, you're going to jail." "I meant 'No'"

+1

you're so good at making things make no sense

--------------------INCREDIBLe///

SUPER AWESOME

this is really, really, really good.

wet the f*ck

kefka

By one, you must mean five

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

matt, you better father my children

*elbows jux outta the way* NO ME!

kamehameha!

so if your name is doctorov do you have to become a doctor please put your answer in letter form and mail in with three soviet toast crunch proofs of purchase to get spoon that sings when you submerge it in honey

this is like a crazy dream

and the greatest ytmnd ever

nuclear weapons bought

I liked it, but I was told to vote 1.

+2

still amazing

+1