Not bad...it's tough to work with SAM, he's a prick.

+31

You gotta earn his respect, yo.

+26

COOKIE 4 U ^_^ 3rd-ish

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Word.

-1

Need to add Diddy or lil jon in the background saying, "ya, come on, cant stop, what!" for added humor

+2

nice, its like my old site i made but 10 times better http://microsoftsam.ytmnd.com/

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you didnt make this

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Just F*cking amazing.

+1

i could listen to sam all day!

Nice.

+1

At the risk of sounding incredibly lame, word.

+6

Absolutely horrific sounding. Couldn't stand it after 10 seconds.

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/me fiercely disagrees with nutnics, believing any crappy-sounding parts only add to its humor

+5

i clicked the star 5 times but it keeps sayin i voted 1 star?

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i couldnt' agree more with nutnics.

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ghey.

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nutnics has a good point.

-6

THAT WAS FUNNY

+5

umm. really? nice editing. but um did you get paid to make this. did you get a stipend for doing this? brand loyalty is masturbation.

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you ain't gonna break my stride

+28

iPhone = iTunes loyalty

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It's not brand loyalty at all, just a rather clever "what if" imagining of Microsoft Sam as a gangster rapper and the sort of diss track he'd lay down on Apple. What sort of computer you run shouldn't have anything to do with your appreciation of this YTMND.

+8

Don't be dissing masturbation.

+13

wow. first time I have had my comment downvoted that much. truth must hurt. this is kinda lame.

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masturbation is magical.

+1

learn about jokes f*ggot

+3

5'd for the shutdown wav lol

+11

microsoft sucks

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no u

+28

Go play chess on your iPod you f*ggot

+23

Zune rulez.

your mom's next on my task manager

+7

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=D

Zune fails. Also, you can't play chess on an ipod you dumbass

-5

go to an apple workshop f*ggot

very nice

+1

I had no idea Sam was such a thug. Minus 1 for not objectifying women enough or calling himself a pimp, for not referencing any alcohol, for not using the line "you throw a pie in bill's face, I bust a cap in yo ass!!"

+2

It's nice. It's nice.

This site is made of Win - dows, get it, get it??!!

+6

Oh, because the OS is called Windows.

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Even as a "mac guy" this is f*cking hilarious.

+15

Very well done sir. Great job. Very nice editing.

LOLLOL!)1)1010101010010010101010101001

you aree winnnnar

You on my task manager right after Hillary Clinton!

+7

haha

+3

Nice rhymes

+3

Peace n00bs

+3

Well hey their microsoft sam who eats green eggs and ham dont make me come overthere and GIVE you the Backhand!!!!

+5

PWNED!!!

+3

lolz o dhfsl

+3

lolololololollll

I truly enjoyed that to teh max

+4

nice ' job' on the lyrics. =)

+5

wow that's dumb

+7

In before stolen

-4

product-related = auto 1

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ytmnd bigot

-2

n4rvst is jealous because his dick is as big as a pixel.

+1

Cute.

+3

haha

+3

Pretty good, I don't think even Sam would represent Vista though. I have an iMac and it works fairly well once you get used to everything being in a different place, but I wouldn't pay for any other iProduct known to man.

love the task manager part

+2

Needs a better visual. Maybe a screen shot of the MS Works window you typed the lyrics in, along with a gangstafied Sam icon?

Haha.

+3

F*CKING KILLER! Omg,you sir, win all 7 internets!

Muck Ficrosoft.

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Pretty sure this guy doesn't officially represent Microsoft, your bash is just an echo in an empty room.

-1

liek throwing a toothpick down a hall

Like a balloon and...something bad happens!

+4

Ficrosoft MTW!

lol this is amazing.

+5

Hillary Clinton needs a little c*ck-eye, amirite?

+5 for content -2 for mentioning Hillory Clinton

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Hillory Clinton is a stupid slut and she needs to be kicked in the face.

+11

I'd take you more seriously if you could spell...

You're lucky I didn't backslash you already.

+4

fan-fvcking-tastic

+3

+6

Owned.

-1

Oh, snap!

that...was...the...SH*T.

MC Hawking ripoff. But not altogether poorly done.

-2

d-[]_[]-b Very amusing.

awesome

A surprisingly good rap parody. Sam can really spit an ill verse. Nice take on the BET Rapcity booth. I like the ad lib at the end.

+1

Word 7.0, dood.

Top Stuff

+1

virsuses are ftl Macs > you

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"...And as we all know, Macs are unhackable due to hackers' lack of interest." - falcon176

+6

PWND!

+1

"...And as we all know, Macs are unhackable due to hackers' lack of interest." Even if that were true, Mac's still have close to no real "viruses", which is a good thing, no matter how you put it. Same with Linux, etc.

-1

i think omni is right, hackers dont wanna hack your hippie art at the risk of seeming "not straight" due to ur hippie ways

I've been virus free for years without even using an anti-virus. Smart users > viruses. Plus there are viruses, just not many. http://antivirus.about.com/od/macintoshresource/Macintosh_Viruses_and_Mac_Virus_Resources.htm

+2

(haha) noob!

+1

wow.

+1

omfg f*cking fav'd

+1

I' have a mac... and i've just been pwned. great job!

+3

That was the sh*t man... holy crap

+1

I'm a cop, you idiot!

+3

5 for "meet the heater"

+1

Freakin win my friend.

+1

This amuses me a lot for some reason, though it is so poorly written....

i smell platinum

Now, how about a comeback rap from Bruce (OSX voice) called Zune Killer?

That could be a PTKFGS. Nice idea! Any chance of uploading the mp3?

Word.

Oh sh*t son

I nearly died when I heard "Foreground Window" Good work.

+3

WORD (2007) dawg.

The comp voice just ruins it all.

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Thats supposed to make it funny. Jack@$$.

+2

put it on the glass - foreground window.

nice

5'd for Iron man

iphone.......lol pointless products advertised to 'hip' elitist *ssh*les

+2

FIVE AND FAVED

Oh my god. XD

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Shutdown wav FTW!

+1

I freaking agree, that was perfect

It's a phone, an MP3 player, a media player, and, well, a computer. It's not supposed to be a microsoft killer; in fact, Apple knows they can't beat Microsoft, so they're playing their own game; Boot Camp on the machine, Microsoft can get money from XP and Vista while Apply can get the money from the computers it sells...

-1

Apple* And, props, because I laughed my *ss off at both how stupid and how godlike this was.

+1

"gotta be 1337 to run the street"-sam priceless

That is brilliant! Well done, friend.

1 since Apple haters have already turned this into a "5 star if you hate Apple" and I could care less about either of your internet e-penises, so 1 to piss both off.

-4

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

+1

- for being Steve Job's bitch

5 for Iron Man

f*cking win. i ROFL'd at "Foreground window"

+1

HAHA!

4

5 for Iron Man

Pwn'd!

Awesome. 5'd for effort and results.

foreground window!

+1

task manager lolo.

Awesome. Simply awesome.

lol...microsoft sux. OSX 4 LIFE

-3

Stop making us look bad

God, you're a nerd.

+1

word

Microsoft Sam in the god-dang booth!

lawl windows ftw.

F*cking WOW. Much props to u, dude.

I'm still ridin' in the ROFL-mobile.

Rap. Sucks.

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QQ more f*g. I'd tolerate anything just to hear a diss at Mac. Just because it's not to some of your emo sh*t, you're gonna cry over it? Probable Mac user here.

+4

I'm also not a fan of rap. But this was f*cking hilarious.

+1

Rap does suck, but this is microsoft sam! You can't diss microsoft sam.

+1

nice

5 if you use "This Means War" by Busta Rhymes.

"Robowigger" is way better, but this is good.

awesome!

LH Michael is 10 times better than MS Sam. you get mike with the full installation of office 2003.

awesokem! im drunak also

Creative but the voice hurts to hear after a while either way 4

That makes me want to ride the ROFL-Mobile

godlike.

tl;dl

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YOU SON A SUCK F*CK BULLSH*T

if you use a mac...you are a damn hippy

like the world's gonna change cuz u got a little phone

Personally, OS X is the most stable system I've ever used (XP comes in a close second), but regardless, the fact that you cited Vista as being the OS X killer gets a 1 from me. Vista is a bug-ridden unstable incompatible piece of recycled OS trash.

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no one cares nerd

+12

of course, your waste of a run on sentence would make sense had this been ytmnd: the "no f*ckarounds" site. The fact that microsoft error sounds were played throughout the thing, and the fact that it was rapped through the perspective of MS Sam make it profoundly obvious that this site is facetious. Your naivety is embarrassing.

+4

Did the Battlestar Galactica convention get out already?

+4

This site isn't entirely facetious. Apple said that iTV was going to "change the future", but it did jack squat. The iPhone is nice, but at the price of a PS3 to buy the unit and then about $800 per year to run the unit ($60 per month), its ridiculous.

+1

1337.

Hells yeah, Microsoft kicks ass...the phrase 'right after Hillary Clinton' made this all the better LOL

BRILLIANT! I love it!

nice tune, bad os

lol Windows pwns Mac

+1

LOL XBOX and LIVE ALL THE WAY. GOOOOOOOOOOOO SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F*CK APPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heh, that's what your mom did last night.

PEACE n00bz! Apple products are retarded

+3

5 for sick rhymez the last part was gay though

5'd indefinately and Fav'd.

Hell yeah

Windows update, you got PWNED!

funny but should've used other stuff other than live or xbox since they're sh*t

-5

PS3 fanboi here lololol.

+2

Lol, Iron Gland > Iron Man...LOL LOL LOL...seriously though, that was hillarious....nice choice though with Iron Man, though I have to say that song is a little over-rated due to overuse by tv commercials...like that Nissan one...they think using that music makes things more badass than they are.

Epic win. My life has purpose.

Ha ha

Landblasted!

yeah guy. Foreground Window bitches.

+1

You got PWNED!! 5'd for that.

Foreground window... win.

+1

5'd for shutdown sound

rofl, that was teh pwnz0r!

Mildly entertaining.

haha for the shutdown chyme at the end :D

ho-sh*ts, you win the internets

LOL TASK MANAGER LOL

THAT WAS A F|_|CKING WING FOR ME. YOU ARE A WINRAR

that's a freakin' win

ubuntu

Impressive.

I liked the windows shut down sound at the end. Nice touch.

MS Sam for 2 Apple hate for 4 Originality for 5

lol

Daaaaaaaaaamn. Sweet sh*t.

Beware the Sam, yo.

yesss macs SUCK!!! Our school is filled with those pathetic excuses of a computer. They're slow, crash, can't game, and just ph41l at life in general. Only noobs would use macs due to their highly illogical interface, ex: to eject a usb drive, you drag the drive into the recycle bin. wow... talk about retarded. macs ain't got no game, literally.

macs call it "the trash bin". f*ck 'em.

Microsoft recycles!

+2

Wow, get your head out of your *ss for a second, as difficult as it seems. First off, you can game on a Mac, and there's plenty of games out there for Mac. Second, the only experience you have with Macs sound like they're all older Macs that have seen better days. I love how you spew sh*t without even thinking for a second about getting your f*cking facts straight. Seriously, the only noob here is the one who thinks that simply because they don't understand or like something it's all of a sudden the wrong

way to be. Obviously, I'm a Mac user, and you can go ahead and mock the sh*t out of me for that, but I'm not going to be one to say, "OMG WINDOWS SUXORZ!!11! GET A MAC OR UR A F@G!" Frankly, yeah, PCs are better for gaming. Macs can do it, but I'd personally rather use a PC for gaming. Windows isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be. I mean, if it was seriously as horrible as most Mac fanboys make it sound, then I don't know why 98% of the PC market is dominated by Windows then.

Not to mention, this is a very clever YTMND. Steve Jobs is quite the f*cktard.

If I could, I'd vote this a 6. Windows Update: you got pwned.

This actually made me laugh...out loud. Good job, 5

insta 5 for "put it on the glass. Foreground window.

+1

This is gold.

This would have been better as a YouTube clip with some animation going along with it.

nice

This was f*cking epic

O SNAP SON

Black Sabbath invented rap music.

NEWCOMER: Microsoft Sam FTW!

That was hilarious!

Nice use of windows sounds throughout the song. 5'd!

MS Same- 1337 gangsta I like it, 5 for you

great job. top hit in Google for "microsoft same iphone killer"

Word to yo 'puter

WIN

this is worthy of a five AND a favorite!

hahah i love it

This is f*cking gold. 5

I JUST F*CKED TWENTY FIVE SPIDER MONKEYS IN THE ASS! THEY BLED ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!! THEY JUST WOULDNT STOP BLEEDING! I WAS THE ONE! i THOUGHT THEY LIKED IT! DEAR GRACIOUS GOD IN HEAVEN FORGIVE ME! momma? Momma is that you? It's me mom, your little boy....

-2

Gold album.

YOU GOT F*CKED IN THE ASS

apple. LOLOLOLOL

the iPeople are already iDownvoting

+3

i am a loyal pc user. still this ytmnd is lame. iDontcare what you call it, iCouldntbeartolistentothis.

-7

iFive.

MicrosoftFive.

foreground window.....lol he says that ALL the time

+1

awesome

lawlskyz

when he says "peace, noobs" Its funny as sh*t.

iLaughed

+1

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Beatz stole my heart

Hats off for a good digital MC! He be speaking da truth.

-4

F*cking funniest site in ages..... ( Ha Ha )

Pretty great.