1st

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How bout some opium?

+8

NO, I WANT PITZARULS!

+1

no, i want herione

DID I SAY PIZZROLLS U LITTLEBITCH? QUIT JACKIN WIT YO SHIRT LIKE UR A DA F*CKIN HULK *bitch slap*

its funny how there is a frame in there in which the baby looked like chunk that was indestructible

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1 for self sponsoring

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Damn, I just missed getting your thousandth 1-star!

+9

Kids these days... Gotta get their asses kicked

+1

1'd for self sponsorship

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NO I WANT PIZZA ROLLS!

+3

whoa! I want PIZZA rolls

+5

NO!! I WANT COSBY ROLLS!!

+7

P1ZZ4* lern2spell

+1

Eldred corrects BTape?

-5

Do a PIZZA roll!

+11

dumb *ss parents....there's no point in trying to go from pizza rolls to oatmeal in the blink of an eye....lol how about osme oatmeal my ass

+3

so how does flashing us make his point that he deserves pizza rolls?

+16

Comment made me 5 this.

+3

He cannot eat F00TD0CT0R.

+2

Somebody should make a ytmnd. "How 'bout some outmeal?" "No! I wan't-F00TD0CT0R." *Hand and feet pop up and music plays*

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I love pizza rolls.

+1

how about we start spanking our kids again?

+3

You get nothing. Tubby.

+8

A whining spoiled kid is about the last thing I want to see, but at least it's not another dumb fad being exploited.

+3

Now I have a strange urge to eat pizza rolls...lots of them.

+2

lol, dudley

+2

How about an *ss kicking and a two mile run? Afterwards, I'll take you to the ice cream shop-- where I'll trade you for a copy of Metal Gear Solid 4 from some Gypsies.

+2

That's what we need to do to our kids these days. The Gypsies will whip 'em into shape.

+2

Way to go you bitch mother. Another blob for America.

+2

How about some oatmeal?

+2

typical american fatass. then, hes gonna grow up and have the power to vote. he should be euthanized.

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It all starts with pizza rolls. Then he'll want money, and a large suburban house and lower taxes. Then he'll want wife and children that obey him, and he'll beat them until they comply.

+3

rofl

He shouldn't be made fun of for being fat, he should be made fun of for being a whiny brat. I'd stuff his mouth so full of pizza rolls that he wouldn't be able to talk anymore, or breathe. Hahahahahaha!

+5

You're only saying that because you're fat.

+4

pizza rolls

-1

I really want some pizza rolls, LOLOMGWTFROFLMAORANCHDRESSING!!!!

f*ck that kid

+3

what he said

-1

Why is he flashing the camera?

5d for self sponsoring

+3

How bout a tall glass of Shut The F'k Up? And a salad....damn.

+3

epic

+2

How about some opium?

+5

Now that's all I can hear her say.

You just made me laugh so hard i cried. Thanks god damn you.

It helps to mouth it while she says oatmeal.

Boot to the head

+1

They can dramatize it all they want, but Pizza Rolls > Oatmeal This is a fact.

+7

Yeah, who the f*ck wants oatmeal?

I DO! I DO!

WHAT THE F*CK IS A PIZZA ROLL?!

-3

Take a piece of pizza. Roll it. Now you are Cpt. Cheffy McSuperChef.

yeah who the f*ck doesn't, bitchtits

+1

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

-5

F*ck Jack.

+2

So this is what rock music has come to?

-1

5'd for self sponsorship and keeping ytmnd alive

+1

WHOA she stole that fat kid's PIZZA ROLLS

+2

lol, dudley.

+1

NO!!!!!!! I WANT PIZZA ROLLS!!!!

+1

I love sites without any actual joke or user created content.

-7

Know your fundamentals!

+2

^ It's Picture Sound Text, not YouTube Clip. I was amused, so 3 anyway.

+1

I love NARVS. Jeez, has YTMND forgotten its roots?!

+1

I love NARVS. Jeez, has YTMND forgotten its roots?! I mean, wasn't YTMND originally almost all about strange pop culture references?

+1

Phillip John Donahue (born December 21, 1935 in Cleveland, Ohio) is an American media personality, best known as the creator and star of The Phil Donahue Show, also known as Donahue, the first tabloid talk show. The show had a 27-year run on national (U.S.) TV, plus two years of local broadcast in Dayton, Ohio before ending in 1996

-2

Fundamentals don't sync and don't require preloader. Fail.

-1

It doesn't require a pre-loader or a sync because there is no need for either. Also, if you really needed this to pre-load before watching it...get off the internet or get off of dial-up. one or the other.

PRELOADER = NO STUTTER IN FIREFOX

How about some polend?

how bout some oatmeal

+1

how bout some PIZZA TIME PIZZA ROLLS

+1

a/s/l? Wonna ciber?

+1

If they don't sew that boys mouth shut then he is going to have rolls alright

Pizza rolls taste of day-old elephant vomit anyway >.>

I know, they're like god damn hot pockets, no taste bland as hell and the little taste they have doesn't even taste right at all.

-1 for not being spelled p1zz4

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-1

Ow bout some goatmeal. NO! I want PIZZA ROLLLLLS!

I'm definitely hearing opium.

NOOOOOOOO! I WANT PIZZA RNOOOLLS

fatty

By pizza rolls he means fat c*cks in his mouth.

White children disrespecting their parents, shocking...

-5

HE'S A N*GG*RRRRRRRRRRRRR1!!11!

+2

This should be made into a fad.

+1

agagahasd

If that were my kid, I'd slap him in irons until he craves a broccoli bud.

+1

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I've had oatmeal at least once a day for the past 5 years, with only one break of about 6 months which was apx. 1 year ago.

Looks like fatty is doing the Truffle Shuffle.

+1

5+fav JUST for 'PEETSA rows' lol. -Dustin,lol

WHAT A FAT SH*T KID

you care about votes on ytmnd... nothing else matters

+1

I already did this, but what the hell, it's a lot better than mine.

+1

Damn, I'm sorry. Had I known that your YTMND existed I probably wouldn't have made this one!

+1

WHOA, He stole that guys P1ZZ4 Rollz

+1

superioer

+1

NO! I WANT BARREL ROLLS!

+2

haha hes fAT

That mom needs to pick that little f*cker up and squeeze his head like Rutger Hauer did in Blade Runner.

+2

"How bout some oatmeal?" NO I WANT PIZZA ROLLS! "What's that? you want a crowbar to the face you little ungrateful prick?"

+1

Wtf... lol

+1

Should have made it into an ad FOR pizza rolls.

+1

lmfao

+1

NOT PIZZA ROLLS

+1

if he were my kid, i'm smack him

+1

That kid looks my step cousin johnny, he 9 and is IQ is 2 and i tell him he swears and tells on himself lol i love doing that the kid only whats 1 cheese burger,1 fri and one DIET COKE i hate the little fattie P.S i tought him how to do the truffle shuffle LOL

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D0 4 P1ZZA R011!!!

+2

The one thing about being skinny is making fun of fat people. I love it =)

+1

Well, who DOESN'T like pizza rolls? Silly kid.

+1

fatass piece of sh*t

+1

>.< Why is this so amusing! -Watches for another 10 minutes- not really but still XD

+1

He wants pizza rolls, Damn it!

+1

we eatin pizza rollz? where dem pizza rolls?

+1

-4 for lack of ZZZ

-1

lol bad parenting

+1

I can has pizza roll?

+1

how bout some chargleberries?

+1

No! I want pizza rolls!

+1

No! I want NEDM rolls!

How bout some Barrel rolls? No! I want Opium!

+1

Pizza Rolls >>>>>>>> oatmeal

+1

Woah I think he just stole that kid's PIZZA ROLLS

+1

HE'S INDESTRUCTABLE!

+1

LOL it does sound like she says Opium

+1

How about a tread mill?

+1

+1

How about some opium? lmao!

+1

lol

+1

I lawled.

+1

no i want Oatmeal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

Pizza Rolls > Oatmeal.

+1

lol funny it reminds me of my cousin...only that kid almost looks asian. but still funny

that kid needs to be beatin

yea the kids a fat *ss but cut him some slack, who the f*ck wants oatmeal? Give him like a chicken sangwich or a salad u know something healthy for the little fat basterd. On the off topic this looks like Chucks kid!

Ha ha haaaa... Childhood Obesity..

Pizza rolls do sound tempting

I WANT SOME MOTHERF*CKIN' PIZZA ROLLS!

At the moment I am eating a turkey sandwich, That is all

I would officially like to propose getting downvoters and bitches that whine about self sponsorship :'( onto the dr phil show; maybe he can help them to deal with their small penises or whatever their problems are....

+2

at least some people are generous... *karndude*

+2