pretty good ol chap

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Patrick Pacard in German? Count me in.

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5'd for: Edits, German Pacard music, Hitler with dreads, AK-47 and most of all, SPECIAL GUESTS JAMAICAN BOBSLED TEAM.

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Epic Hitler will be John Luke "Patrick" Pacard's greatest nemesis yet.

where did you get that EPIC piece of music from?

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TOO F*CKING EPIC

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Then Pacard starts sulking and believes that he is nothing without his dreadlocks, as EPIC HITLER uses the power of EPICNESS to take over the world. Pacard tries to make new dreadlocks out of Jamaican Weede, but during his next fight EPIC HITLER sets his Weedreads on fire and the smoke makes him too high to do anything so EPIC HITLER wins again and kidnaps the entire Bobsled team! Pacard then thinks he is completely useless but he is visited by the wise old Jamaican spirit of EPICNESS, who tells him that

This movie was so great, it starts off in Jamaica where Pacard is partying with Sanka and his Bobsled team, but suddenly the Luftwaffe arrives and airdrops evil cyborg nazi zombie mutant soldiers and attack, and one of them cuts of Pacard's prized EPIC dreadlocks, and escapes! Then the take them to Hitler's tomb and exhume his body, and the EPIC power of the dreadlocks brings him back to life as EPIC HITLER! Pacard tries to fight him with his super cool epic spy gadgets but loses to Hitler's EPICNESS! Then

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That is he truly believes he is EPIC, he can defeat EPIC HITLER. So he heads on a plane to Germany to confront EPIC HITLER but Hitler takes out his EPIC LUGER and shoots Pacard in the knees! Just as things look grim for our hero, Sanka escapes and uses his lucky egg to distract EPIC HITLER, while Pacard kicks him in the nuts and steals his luger! Pacard then throws it away because using guns would be boring so he has an EPIC fistfight with EPIC HITLER and wins, and discovers that the EPICNESS was not in

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In his dreadlocks, but in himself the whole time! So he reclaims his EPIC DREADLOCKS and kicks no-longer-epic Hitler back into his grave, and the world is safe once again! One of the best PACARD movies, I give it 10/10 and highly recommend it to fans of EPIC JAMAICAN SPY ACTION

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Wow, you should write hollywood movies. -1'd