this is fake, and also was posted here before. wasted sponsorship

+27

ROMULUS is spelled wrong. RIMULUS sounds like a character from one of those sick Online Fictions where Harry Potter & co. is gay. ---- You may have wasted $60 on a fake lead, but you can now claim to be the progenitor of the sure to follow -RIMuLuS- YTMND fad which will be overdone ad nauseum.

+10

RiMuLuS will probably be a Star Trek ROMULAN from the West Indies with giant blue dreadlocks who interacts with and only with the Epic Gay Harry Potter world. He will be incorrectly associated with PaCarD but that's the way YTMND fads go.

+15

Vulcan's bleed green, it's more logical.

+4

harry potter. 'nuff said. why don't people read real books?

+8

The Harry Potter books are great.

+4

You know what could use a movie series? The Dune Prequels and the Butlerian Jihad books

+1

Someone needs to make a Lovecraft movie that doesn't blow c*ck.

-2

the real question is, "Who gets date raped?"

+7

I AM KLINGON!

-1

Snape Kills Voldemort kills Snape who killed Dumbledore. Ah.. this is all very confusing...

+4

LOOK AT OUR BROWSER TITLES!!! WTF??????

+2

and why the f*ck is this ytmnd name beside the main YTMND name???

-1

Wait, so the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up?

Harry Potter dies.

+2

Harry Potter is for f*cking fairy f*ggots

-1

BRING BACK NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYZ AMIRITE?

ALSO THE BABYSITTERS CLUB

+1

Rimulus... Rim..jobulus?

goosebumps books were the best

+1

Actually he kills Dumbledore so I can continue to upvote. COOKIE 4 U ^_^

THIS JUST IN THIS IS REAL!!!!!! see my c*ck for more details!

+1

Wasted 60.00

+5

http://www.gagreport.com/images/harry_potter_nimbus_2000.jpg http://img.gallfree.com/toon/vippay/31comix04.jpg http://img.gallfree.com/toon/vippay/31comix12.jpg

-5

yer an idiot Docter, read your recent comment here: http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/773562

Oh no! Watch out! Here I am! The only idiot on the whole internet!

-1

http://snapediessoharrycankillvoldemortandsurvive.ytmnd.com/

rofl a all the Harry Potter fans no accepting this is real "Its fake, total fake" so glad i never read that book.

-1

pretty sure its a fake...

no, its true, JK rowling confirmed it.

-1

No no .. that would've have made bigger news .. haha

-1

all the fans are in denial lmao

hey Docter, what do you have to say about yourself for your comment in this site: http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/773562

-1

that you are a creepy pre-pubecent stalker liberal who has never experienced a time in your life where you were proven wrong. Which one of mommy's boyfriends beat you to be such an *ssh*le?

-1

lol spnsor fail

+10

why can't we see any page numbers? this is obviously fake. no printed copy would use font that looks worn out like that

-4

nah, you're just wrong

f*cking comment downvoters

-5

hey Docter, I was right all along. this was a fake. you mother f*cking dumbass.

Time to leave the internet until July 22 because of stuff like this.

+24

my thoughts exactly. even though this is fake a real one is bound to surface.

+1

Run away bitches!

lol, you care about harry potter, f*g!

-1

NoOooOOo BITCH!!!!

+1

YOU BITCH!

5'd because of 'someones going to jail for this' LOLOL

-4

lol phail for knowing nothing about harry potter

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So.. People who know about Harry Potter are cool or something?

+4

LOL! SNAPE KILLS VOLDEMORT!!!!!1q

+1

..no he doesnt.

-4

lol harry penis

+8

now i couldn't give a sh*t about harry potter... but why would snape do a thing like that unless they were buttsexing.

+13

they were buttsexing

+1

You're a bit late to the debunking party.

-1

Social Democracy, if you happen to read this.... You should sponsor the following site for $102 dollars---- http://gayplaza.ytmnd.com/

+8

Oh god, please do! That comments page would be the best reading on the web for a week!

+6

do it

lawd have mercy

no, sponsor this one --- dough.ytmnd.com

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If you do, my body will be your plaything for the rest of your life;)

On second thought, go f*ck yourself.

I love that site.

YES

lol failure

Rimulus? That sounds like a made up name...the name the faker was looking for was Romulus (Remus and Romulus were founders of Rome)

-1

Well you have at least a sixth grade education.

+3

sixth? in teh American system? that's generous.

-3

Why would the founder of Rome be in a Harry Potter book?

+2

Bitch, YOU BITCH !!!!1!!!

I say if a site gets added to the freaking YTMND title bar for the entire website it's quite an accomplishment. But then I also said Disorderlies was gonna hit BIG so you might not want to listen to me.

+2

You got the win!

-1

Forget the Rimulus thing, why is "Him" capitalized in there? That's the sort of typo that distinguishes a real draft from just some guy on the internet typing up a fake. Unless Snape was God all along, which would have been a far bigger spoiler, I'd say.

+1

The "Him" that is referred to is Voldemort, not Snape.

+1

Same difference. The only way this would be any faker would be if it were written in Star Trek font, with "LOL, Spoiler" in the dialogue.

i read like the first 2 books they referred to him liek that i think it was actually capitalized

When it takes more than ten syllables to explain a spoiler, it just isn't funny.

+4

No, that's EXACTLY WHY it's funny.

I have a feeling this would happen. Anyway, if the book release confirms it, I'll write a YTMND tributing Snape.

-1

Nooooooooo! You bitch! YOU BITCH!

+10

fail

+2

That's from the PDF of a fake by some loser who actually wrote his own version of the seventh book to piss fans off.

+6

And I think Snape died so HARRY could kill Voldemort. Snape sacrificed himself, he didn't win in the fake story.

+1

MWAH. MWAH. MWAH....

+2

I just got a summary of the fake from Digg. Which I loathe.

this is sh*t

this sucks

fake, wasted money

+1

hey! snape kills voldemort!!!

+1

NOOOO YOU BITCH!

you bitch

"Trusted him more, I always.... I don't know." Doesn't sound like Rowling's style.

+1

Let's just number a few of the obvious failings in this fake: 1. 'You came through in the end' is pure Americanism. 2. So is 'you saw how Severus went down'. 3. 'quickly looked at both sides' - sh*t English. Should be looked TO both sides. 4. 'someone who doesn't care wouldn't have faced up' - sh*t grammar. Should be 'someone who DIDN'T care wouldn't have faced up'. 5. 'It's weird but' - more Americanisms. 6. 'I never listened to him or I never' - utterly sh*t English. Should be 'I never listened to him, and I never' or 'I never... nor did I'. 7. 'turned to pay his full attention' - nuh-uh. More crap English. You don't 'pay your full attention'. You give it. 8. 'better than we give him credit for, that's why...' For f*ck's sake. Did you hire a child to do this? There should be a full stop (a period to you Americans) after 'for', and 'that' should start with a capital T. Oh, and it should be 'gave' rather than 'give'. In summary: FAIL.

+11

I just don't understand why he went through the trouble of using his kidney as a full stop.

lol "bash americans via internets to improve low self-esteem!!!111" some is having their "stop", or, in 'American", period, rag, Aunt Flo. Your life = none+fail

-3

I like Gex's analysis.

-1

Well considering JK Rowling (or whatever her name is) was homeless before she wrote the books, I think she may have bad grammar :p Also, this could be a manuscript scan in which case you could still have grammatical errors because it is still an unfinished copy. Not to mention most of the quotes you provided are dialog which doesn't have to be grammatically correct. I'm not saying its real, but if it is I want you to suck my american c*ck

+1

I love how you made this about being american when it wasn't remonster ... good job

gex wasnt insulting americans, he just said that some phrases used were very american and probably wouldnt be used by an english woman.

Nah, Gex's analysis is a stupid one. All he had to do was see the misspellings of character names and know it was fake right there, instead he wasted a few minutes of his time bitching about grammar so he can tell himself that the ending isnm't ruined for himself.

Most people that don't read HP would not catch the misspellings, ergo I laid it out, plain and simple, why this page is a fake. Remonster: Do you honestly think that someone that's typing up a manuscript in Word is going to bypass all the inherent squiggly red lines all over the page? I don't think so.

"Not to mention most of the quotes you provided are dialog which doesn't have to be grammatically correct." .... Dialog doesn't have to be gramatically correct? It's a book! It's English text! Of course it has to be grammatically correct; unless you're an ameatur, which in this case Rowling isn't.