http://melonfarmer.ytmnd.com/

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ENUF JOKES!!!!

FALCOH....PUNCH!

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Edited for television.

that sounds JUST LIKE BRUCE WILLIS

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do you also remember the part in the movie when he's like "oh, we are just up to our knees in terrorist!" i guess he was supposed to be droppin' some F bombs in the original version.

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Should have put Captain Falcon in there.

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don't rely on a straight rip... add some funny of your own.

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clearly misses the point

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wait, what was the first YTMND then?

"The single worst profanity dub in the history of cinema." The clip was edited for TV by TBS and this is what Mr. noclip has shown us, so appreciate it.

Once there was a blue moon. THis moon was reddish in hue and had a purple spot on it. I called the purple spot fuschia. It was mind bobbling with spine tingling styles of grey.

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chin scratch

POS and boots

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also clint eastwood shooting himself shooting himself while being ejected from his hisself gun

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Ever since I saw thing on TBS I've been saying Mr. Falcon instead of M'er F'er.

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bahahaha

Me too.

The Fox edit of Die Hard with a Vengeance changes the sandwichboard of "I Hate N*gg*rs" to "I Hate Everyone"

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"i hate everyone" is what was actually written on the sign when they were on location.

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Also in Casino when they play it on USA they change Pesci's line of "Jew mother f*cker" to "Jew Money Grubber". Which i think is a geat line on its own.

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Damn how can they even SHOW Casino with the pure amount of F bombs?

there are worse profanity dubs CMON! PROFANITY DUB FAD go!

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Finish the scene with Captain Falcon exploding.

"Holy shoot! What the frog was that?!" ~High Fidelity

The Big Lebowski has the best TV edit of all time. "Do you see what happens Larry when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?!"

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Forget it, dude.

Let's cut the crap, Von. I've only got one thing to say to you: STRIKE... THIS... (SILENCE)... GUY... OUT!

I thought the dub is 'have fun with a stranger in the alps", and yes, its worse than this. my favorite visual dub though is i saw Showgirls on TNN/SpikeTV and they drew on black bras on all the topless women instead of deleting scenes. it was hilarious.

See, why can't they do this in the UK? :[

The drawn-on bra technique can also be seen on Sopranos reruns on A&E. Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YHXdnWLvH4

"he peed on my valued rug"

the one following that is better, but it's essentially gibberish... I can't for the life of me decipher it.

Also, Half Baked has a pretty good one: "Marijuana is not a drug! I once sucked feet for coke. You ever suck any feet for marijuana, pal?" That's a pretty brilliant edit...

This movie has horrible TBS dubs. YIIPieee Ki yAY mistuR FAAHLCON

lulz I actually remember seeing this

Needs more Captain Falcon

Needs immediate addition to "Live Free or Die Hard" trailer with the jet, replaced with Captain Falcon, then it blows up and shows this clip

TBS dubs are awful

5'd for bad censorship.

lawl

Worst I ever saw was from Office Space. Instead of a "Federal Pound-me-in-the-ass prison" it was a "pound me into ash prison"

Whatever happened to the good old bleep?

4'd for TBS superstation

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, no one ruins a movie like TBS.

Where'd you get this?

I've seen bus banners that said "YIPPIE KI YAY MO" and "John 6:27" or something like that. The MO part was cut off.

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Yeah, way to advertise a movie w/ the one line that'll be sure to disappoint (No M'Fer in a PG13 movie)

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Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about. I've seen that on a few of the Metros. And capungo, I think PG-13 movies are allowed to have one "F" word in it.

You can have an F, not a MF. And the fact that the new Die Hard has a tie-in with Arby's should indicate just how much of a bastardization it is.

Now you're allowed two F words in a PG-13 movie. Proof being the movie 16 Blocks (also starring Bruce Willis)

HJAJAjjjjjjjahhahahh oh my god

Or half baked with Bob Saget saying "I used to suck FEET for for coke!"

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"Pop quiz, animal!" - TBS dub of Speed

Mr. Falcon would be proud.

When the bad guy is on the plane, he uses the call sign "falcon" or "Mr. Falcon".......... so I guess using Mr Falcon in place of motherf*cker not only matches the dub but also somehow coincides with the badguy's name.

I'll believe it when I see it.

ROFL TV VERSION!!!! Me and my brother have had this as an inside joke for YEARS. I wish I could 10 this HORRIBLE DUB.

YES. Oh, how I long for being 10 years old and watching Die Hard 2 on the "TBS Superstation."

Also, MOVIES FOR GUYS WHO LIKE MOVIES!

How about Mallrats? "All it took was a fat chronic blunt!" = "All it took was a fast karate punch!"

i never knew mallrats was on TV, but that's a good one...

lmfao

Geez, this guy didn't even try to sound like Bruce Willis.

Also, "You're only leading two things: Jack, and spit."

"This is ri-gosh-darn-iculous" ~ TBS dub of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Have you seen TV version of Me, Myself, and Irene? Now that is probably the worse editing i have ever seen.

on the TBS version of Striptease there's this part where the bodyguard is confronting a pervert and the guy goes "Suck my toe!" and the bodyguard says "whip the little guy out!"

I cried when I saw this on TV... they shouldnt even play Die Hard if they cant allow McClain to say "YIPPIE KAYAY MOTHER F*CKER!"

Maybe it is, Maybe it isnt i dont care...

It sounds like a black german guy.

lol wtf

At first I thought it was a Spanish version. Also, I remember the Die Hard With a Vengeance sign. It did indeed say "I hate everyone" This being the first time I saw the movie, it confused me why it upset those guys so much.

mutha f*cka

"The single worst profanity dub in the history of cinema." The clip was edited for TV by TBS and this is what Mr. noclip has shown us, so appreciate it.

Haha, stop fox'n around!

Sometimes when I'm alone at night, I like to push my penis as far into my body as I can and then rub around as if it where a vagina... although there's always my testicles hanging out that ruins my fantasy. I had an aunt who was... bald and repugnant. She used to babysit when my parents wanted to get away for a bit. Whenever I "misbehaved", she'd dress me up in old outdated girls clothes, tie my hands behind me back, put a ball-and-gag on my mouth and make me stand in the toilet. When I'd refuse, she'd

hold my nose closed, with the ball-and-gag still on I remind you, until I would nearly pass out and she would let go just as my legs started to buckle underneath my own weight. Then she would just hold me in her arms and stroke my hair until I would fall asleep. She told me I would make a pretty girl, and that is why I have the fantasy that I do, doctor….

Oh yeah... I know that old game.

I dunno, I still think Predator on TV is hilarious, replacing bullsh*t with BAAALLONNEEY!!!!

i still can't believe they used that voice over for bruce willis.. it sounds nothing like him at all

I think they even dubbed-over another character calling the main villian "Mr. Falcon" earlier in the movie so the hack-job at the end actually made sense...

Sometimes, bleeping is better... a lot better.

Worst ever: "This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps" for The Big Lebowski

wow i can't believe someone else also posted about this mother father chinese dentist

This is why i dont watch movies on cable.

yippee ka yay mr falcon

My fav. dub in this movie is when McClane tells the reporter to "Joke off". They dub him over w/ the Villain's voice!

good. "The single worst profanity dub in the history of cinema." WRONG SIR, WRONG. Big Lebowski, Fargo, and Pulp fiction all have better ones, as listed above.

f*ck

YES YES YES!!!! THANK YOU GOD FOR MAKING THIS!!! OMG ive laughed about that for years.

^what above said!!

NEWCOMER: BRUCE WILLIS!

I still love this

Joke off

Enough is enough! I have had it with these melonfarmin' snakes on this melonfarmin' plane! 5 fo' j00!