I MAKE THIS FIRST LOOK GOOD

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I MAKE THIS FIRST REPLY LOOK...well, actually, kind of gay. Sorry about that, guys.

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that's the same cookie used in my http://thezombiewarsponsoredbyevildeadpeople.ytmnd.com/

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OMG THEIF

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MAKE ORIGINLE KONTENT™

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Hello, member of You're The Man Now Dog™, did you know that you are a Parasite™? Thank you for your time.

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zomg lolwtf are haves poooofsss

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eeeett pooooooooooooooooooooooo

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i f*cked your wifes mouth when you were making this

+5

1

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do you actually know how ugly your girlfriend is? +7 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:16:42 kidetnies 5 stars you vote 5 when a site is good dumbass +3 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:52:04 LadyCroft 5 stars god you are gay. what is wrong with you? +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 00:12:50 OmniIcyshelf 5 stars "his face looks like it was melted with acid. i don't even mean sulfuric, just some half-assed acid." +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 04:37:15 DoomFrost 5 stars wow, another silenoz 1 star, only this time with m

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do you actually know how ugly your girlfriend is? +7 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:16:42 kidetnies 5 stars you vote 5 when a site is good dumbass +3 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:52:04 LadyCroft 5 stars god you are gay. what is wrong with you? +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 00:12:50 OmniIcyshelf 5 stars "his face looks like it was melted with acid. i don't even mean sulfuric, just some half-assed acid." +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 04:37:15 DoomFrost 5 stars wow, another silenoz 1 star, only this time with m

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do you actually know how ugly your girlfriend is? +7 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:16:42 kidetnies 5 stars you vote 5 when a site is good dumbass +3 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:52:04 LadyCroft 5 stars god you are gay. what is wrong with you? +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 00:12:50 OmniIcyshelf 5 stars "his face looks like it was melted with acid. i don't even mean sulfuric, just some half-assed acid." +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 04:37:15 DoomFrost 5 stars wow, another silenoz 1 star, only this time with m

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do you actually know how ugly your girlfriend is? +7 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:16:42 kidetnies 5 stars you vote 5 when a site is good dumbass +3 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:52:04 LadyCroft 5 stars god you are gay. what is wrong with you? +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 00:12:50 OmniIcyshelf 5 stars "his face looks like it was melted with acid. i don't even mean sulfuric, just some half-assed acid." +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 04:37:15 DoomFrost 5 stars wow, another silenoz 1 star, only this time with m

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do you actually know how ugly your girlfriend is? +7 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:16:42 kidetnies 5 stars you vote 5 when a site is good dumbass +3 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:52:04 LadyCroft 5 stars god you are gay. what is wrong with you? +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 00:12:50 OmniIcyshelf 5 stars "his face looks like it was melted with acid. i don't even mean sulfuric, just some half-assed acid." +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 04:37:15 DoomFrost 5 stars wow, another silenoz 1 star, only this time with m

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Get kidney stones please

+11

when he was going "AUUUGH" i thought you had sexually perverted it, but then i realized it was just me

+4

appreciate the editing i am a f*cking n*gg*r

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You need to respect his edits because 90% of these sites dont have any of these and are upvoted because they have stephanie. So shutup.

+1

lol

+1

This is good.

Yes in all seriousness this is fantastic. The cookie monster arms really do a lot for it, and the whole deal makes sense (in a YTMND way)

WOW. Funny and smelly as sh*t!

That cookie monster what will he do next.

He is the leader of the chocolate chip revolution.

only 10 people will ever see this comment, since i voted 1, this comment will be downvoted into oblivion

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lots of people will downvote that comment WITHOUT EVEN READING IT

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^You were right all along.

wow, another cookie monster attacks site, only this time with an even worse movie added in.

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do you actually know how ugly your girlfriend is?

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you vote 5 when a site is good dumbass

+8

god you are gay. what is wrong with you?

+4

"his face looks like it was melted with acid. i don't even mean sulfuric, just some half-assed acid."

+7

wow, another silenoz 1 star, only this time with more retard added in.

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yep, thats pretty much it. add a few things while you are at it. we think you are an idiot, we know you are ugly, and we definitely know how ugly your girlfriend is. oh, and your musical taste is horrible crap that makes long haired hippies with no friends feel better about themselves. i could go on, but you get the idea.

+7

this is why i hate him

+1

What is seriously up your ass?

+1

Hahahaha, you got pwnd!

+1

And that is what makes it so rockin' good! =D

+1

have you gone mad have you lost your mind dont you know a good site when u see one or do u jus have your head up ur ass

+1

god you are gay, what is wrong with you?

+1

P.S. You're girlfriend may be ugly but I pity f*cked her anyway.

+2

a rabbi notices the multiple accs and spam, and says "report this fool"

Wow, this is a hilarious series of comments. LOL I INSULTED UR GRLFREND OOH SICK BURN ON THE INTERNET LOL UR PROLLY GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL AND OVERWEIGHT AND UGLY AND FATAND LISTN TO SIMPLE PLAN

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ROFLLL

Bobby you are an AMAZING user. Never fail to impress!

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That's a big ol' cookie

+1

DONT F*CK WITH COOKIE MONSTER

pwnt!!

AND IT DELICIOUS

+1

What the hell did my eyes just view....?

EXCELLENT.

So much win right here.

hilarious. nice job.

nice

DELICOUS!!

+1

I wish I could give this a ten.

cum in my *ss now

+1

f*cking amazing

LOLE!

If this had been in tha movie, I might have actually sat through the whole thing.

+7

cookie Monster gonna give it 2 YA

oh my god, I love it. I love it i love it i love it ROFL

thats some good cookie

Cookie for you

If only because Cookie Monster is the best villain in existence.

A villain?

lol best ytmnd I've seen in days

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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Welcome to Mozilla Thunderbird! Mozilla Thunderbird is a powerful, open-source mail and news client.

+1

welcome to chain. hlello

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vikt0ry

me love happy endings

+2

A+. 5 internets for you

And it was good!

good job!

This would be a solid 5 if it weren't for silenoz and downvoters.

lol'd.

the Cookie Monster must be stopped before he claims more scenes out of movies!

+2

you deserve due credit for inspiring this.

That's redundant :P

F*cking hysterical!

pwnt!

Rofl ending got me...

the homicidal cookie monster ALWAYS wins

+1

OMG. That was amazing.

Nice.

Very nicely done.

great job

lollerf*ck!

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Take any random movie, add cookie monster!

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oh yeah, like i just stuck a picture of cookie monster in there... appreciate the edits you retard, if you could do that, you wouldnt be 1ing this site.

I can do that, and I still 1'd this site because it isn't funny.

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The element of suspense is key when adding cookie mosnter to a horror movie scene. What's important is to capture the horror on the face of the victim just before being consumed by the great blue brute. Also, the light being bent by the vial of chemicals was very awesome.

+1

hey silenoz, i dont remember this being your comment i replied to.

+1

GTFO scorcho, people like you ruin the spirit of YTMND. This YTMND would taken a long time to make, and edit so if you havent got anything good to say, stfu.

Epic. Needs a bit more cowbell though.

+1

huh?

+1

After this my mouth stayed wide open for a good minute or so.

lol

good edit.

Oh my sh*t that is good.

5 for making some good come out of that movie.

sweet go cookie monster

This sh*t would tatse better with day old ketchup on my lip. Get to the refuled jet liner flying up my stream of beauty and happily sad prince albert's.

Was not expecting that.

Wow, this is the best ytmnds ever.

Speaking of poke: http://penetrate.ytmnd.com -- You won't regret it.

+1

The best thing about that movie was charlize theron's ass.

Agreed.

cookie monster raping aeon, 4ed.

Good job Comrade, first good laugh in weeks!

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nice work

-1

f*cking awesome

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Holy sh*t effort

hahahahaha

the strangle really sells it :D

1

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do you actually know how ugly your girlfriend is? +7 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:16:42 kidetnies 5 stars you vote 5 when a site is good dumbass +3 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:52:04 LadyCroft 5 stars god you are gay. what is wrong with you? +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 00:12:50 OmniIcyshelf 5 stars "his face looks like it was melted with acid. i don't even mean sulfuric, just some half-assed acid." +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 04:37:15 DoomFrost 5 stars wow, another silenoz 1 star, only this time with m

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do you actually know how ugly your girlfriend is? +7 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:16:42 kidetnies 5 stars you vote 5 when a site is good dumbass +3 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:52:04 LadyCroft 5 stars god you are gay. what is wrong with you? +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 00:12:50 OmniIcyshelf 5 stars "his face looks like it was melted with acid. i don't even mean sulfuric, just some half-assed acid." +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 04:37:15 DoomFrost 5 stars wow, another silenoz 1 star, only this time with m

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do you actually know how ugly your girlfriend is? +7 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:16:42 kidetnies 5 stars you vote 5 when a site is good dumbass +3 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:52:04 LadyCroft 5 stars god you are gay. what is wrong with you? +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 00:12:50 OmniIcyshelf 5 stars "his face looks like it was melted with acid. i don't even mean sulfuric, just some half-assed acid." +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 04:37:15 DoomFrost 5 stars wow, another silenoz 1 star, only this time with m

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do you actually know how ugly your girlfriend is? +7 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:16:42 kidetnies 5 stars you vote 5 when a site is good dumbass +3 [+|-] 2007-06-03 23:52:04 LadyCroft 5 stars god you are gay. what is wrong with you? +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 00:12:50 OmniIcyshelf 5 stars "his face looks like it was melted with acid. i don't even mean sulfuric, just some half-assed acid." +1 [+|-] 2007-06-04 04:37:15 DoomFrost 5 stars wow, another silenoz 1 star, only this time with m

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gravity cat is not mexican

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Good edits.

COOOOOKIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEES!!

perfect

The gasp right before COOKIE!!!!!!! made it.

Fact: Cookie Monster is a homicidal maniac.

Well played

Outstanding!

Absolut genius.

+1

Hilarious.

Totally deserves the 4.7 rating

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A

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Freaking awesome!

Nice job

**almost hyperventilated from laughing so much**

WIN.

I just did a ton of comment downvoting

same :( Also, good ytmnd.

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good job

now this is a ytmnd

ROFL COOKIES

Now THATS an edit. 5.

COOKEEEEZ!

awesome

This is very good.

i actually laughed in real life

yea winner

5 for making me not remember what really happened in that scene

Sweet

nice

Then i saw this site , now im a 5-ver!dododo

not bad

-1

F*CK@!!!#@

sweeeet.

XD

Amazing lol

Most excellent.

omg excellent editing lmao

LOLOLOLOL YOU WIN SIR YOU WIN

If this becomes a fad I will certainly contribute.

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I keep laughing

WTF? XD

Dude, you f*cking win for this

6th top rated ytmnd of all time

5'd in a tribute to silenoz. From the looks of it, he may jumped off a bridge because this site is getting popular and nobody can understand his comeback. Well, at least I couldn't. ;)

what rhymes with terrible?

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What the f*ck, lol.

+1

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

-4

Goddamn I love your sites.

+1

LOLx1000

+1

This movie was such f*cking trash

+2

No reason why this isn't an exact 5!

+1

The reason is that 5% of this site appreciate good work and the rest are f*cking virgins who cry themselves to sleep because they are ashamed that blood rushed to their c*ck while looking at other guys in the high school shower. THIS SITE MAKES WANT TO SH*T!!!! This has to be one of my favorite YTMNDs ever.

+1

Naw man. I just don't like it. Tough luck.

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he makes a persuasive argument... i like it though.

+1

five for cookies.....!

+1

superbe

+1

LMAO!! hAHaHAAHaAHa

+1

I'm going on a commenting spree; I just commented on your site.

hahahhh

+1

I didn't want to five this, but the edits were just too good.

+1

BTW...i almost jumped off my seat when he yelled cookie!

The Aeon draw their roots from the Golden Age of expansion of the old Earth Empire. The descendants of the first humans to encounter alien intelligent life, a peaceful, yet highly advanced, society known as the Seraphim, who first introduced colonists to their philosophy, known as "The Way". Due to escalating paranoia and xenophobia among the Old Earth Empire, however, conflict soon broke, driving the Seraphim to extinction.

+1

Maybe she and Oscar and Cookie can have a three way.

ive given out quite a few fives befor.. but honest to god. Ypu take the cake. this is the greatest, most deserving YTMND ive ever seen in a loooong *ss time. Very good job:) -Dustin,lol

Cookieeeee!

of cult status

C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

LMAO!!! XD

Probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen, Congratulations! ^_^

Funny, and surprising. It's rare that I don't see a YTMND punchline coming a mile away these days, so "yay" to you.

priceless...

such a good site from a god-awful movie.

This improves on the movie considerably.

+1

Well editted, humorous

I kinda feel bad fiving this. It's good, but not a 4.72 rating good. Oh well, it's all a crapshoot. Fived!

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That was kinda funny.

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Don't screw with Cookie Monster's stuff, you whore!

lol site comments

LOLocaust. Flawless victory.

+100

hahaha

OUTSTANDING!

Can i have your babies, take my baby, wow you're the best YTMND user to ever excist! max should ban himself if he saw this! *insert more lame asskissing sentences* I saw a twinkle in Aeon's eyes.. she liked being strangled.

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OH MY GOD YES

Well played good sir. In regards to this YTMND: its verry delicious.

AND THIS IS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!

+1

win

That is f*cking awesome

lmao, that movie sucked until now

lmao, wow. awesome.

Delicious!

+1

wow, so good YTMND's still do come now and then good job

Awesome.

WHAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER C

The Cookie Monster's gasp at the start was the big lol XD

C is for Sometimes Food.

hahaha...and it delicious!

hax

Brilliantly executed.

Cookie!

CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

just plain awesomeness wrapped in 1337.

EPIC

BWHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHA XD AWESOME!

that was F U C K I N G hilarious!... hehehe

COOKIE MONSTER WILL MESS YOUR SH*T UP!!!!!

raped by the cookie monster lol

haha, dangly parts

amazing

UNEXPECTED!!!!

Best ytmnd I've seen for a looong time.

silenoz is a n00b, and you happen to win good sir. very very well done on the edits.

I lol'd.

omg dude thats just too funny to even describe properly

It's so well-edited!

Major Win!!!

Epic.