sadface, smileyface, sadface

+1

COOKIE 4 U ^_^ Bill was here.

crappiest quality gif I've ever seen

+14

jesus I thought this was animated oil paintings

+6

hahahaha.

+1

What if they think, it's a little late, to start a neeeew profession

+2

nice idea

-4

I started watching this, but then I had to go throw up as a result. By the time I got back, I managed to catch the ending and I felt much better. Nice work!

+1

hahaha...nice ending. also, god what a f*cking ridiculous ad.

+1

NEW VERSION: Our medicine costs are so high and I lost my pension when my company went under. What are we going to do for money? I'm too old to start over. "Work at McDonalds." Oh god, where did I go wrong? I did everything right. I was a good person! (McDonalds Logo and ba-da-da-da-daaaaah i'm lovin it)

+15

this, and Wal-Mart. :'(

+2

wow - before I saw the ending I was actually thinking that this made me want to kill myself

+4

I had to stand outside and look up to the 2nd floor to even see anything. I think this may or may not have had something to do with McDonalds.

+2

great ending

macabre morbidity FTW

+1

-1 for quality, +10 for Shawshank

+1

I have to mark you off 1 for making it too long.

That was depressing as f*ck

+1

Dude, that's sad! Almost made me cry. =(

+2

Depressicious.

+1

Depressilicious, that is...

LOL didn't see it coming. Great movie reference

lol... appropriate.

+1

The end caught me totally offguard. I actually lol'ed.

+1

What is this sh*t, the punch line was funny, but wasn't worth no f*ckin minute to get to it

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You're stupid.. The punch line required the length in order to be funny.

+3

Priceless, a timeless tale.

+2

perfect length. hilarious as sh*t. old poor people! LOLERZ

+3

when the carrots march across Normandy, upon storming the front, the magick bean forest army will murder the mechanized men making malleable meat-market masturbation aides and all around, aerodynamic aerials are amending actions. I'M HOLDING THIS COUNTRY TOGETHER WITH MY FiSTS! EXECUTE THEM ALL! Nothing is more important then family, always remember that. Advances in medical science have come up with the only true treatment for hair loss. Bosley hair restoration is a fairly simple outpatient procedure!

+3

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

+2

WELL I AM A GLAAAAASS BANANAAAAAAAAA. No exclamation marque meanz it wasn't yelled, just firmly said.

+2

Up the quality of the gif....its hard as hell to see anything.

saw it coming but still totally dope

+1

ronald mcdonald. reaching into your shirt and squeezing your tit till it's purple.

+2

but he sounded so happy. why'd he hang himself?

+3

Hey thats where my granpal and grandma work!

+2

yayyyyyyyyyyyyy

+2

My grandfather fought in WWII. After he was a volunteer firefighter for decades. When he was about 40 he got into a severe car accident, and the doctors said he'd never walk again but he did. His proudest moment however, was when he went to work at McDonalds.

+4

You should have left out Shawshank in the origins. I knew exactly what the punchline was going to be.

+2

no kidding, huh. If i have to put up with a bunch of black kids working at mcdonalds when I am geriatric, I demand to be euthanised.

+3

haha. Too bad the quality is so bad though.

+2

"(If you stand back really far it looks decent)" hahaha thanks 4 this

+1

lol....nice quality...

wtf is this sh*t

+1

lolol

+1

best site all year

awww n*gg* you smell like frenchfries

+3

I didn't even crack a smile

-1

meh

-2

^lol downvotes. hilarious.

+1

show me the link to this comercial! where did you get it from?

+1

LOL great insult to injury McMexicanDonalds

+1

5'd for that unexpected ending.

+2

OH GOD

If you dont got no money take your broke as home!

-2

just re-size the damn thing if it looks like crap

good story

+1

Did not expect that!

dude this was so f*ckin' wierd. 4'd for Shawshank/creepiness

haha, he has to work because he ran out of money

The punchline was worth the wait.

Lol, add an upbeat "I'm lovin' it" jingle at the end for contrasting hilarity.

agreed

what a f*cking retarded commercial

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! Oh. I made myself sad.

I don't get it...

-3

Theres a lot of things in life you wont get, like pussy and respect!

god jesus so f*cking true 5

yeah, it probably didn't help that reminded me of my dead grandpa............ ....... . ..............oh well. I LOL'ed! :P

hahaha

this was f*cking stupid and you can't even see what the f*ck is going on because of your god awful image compression.

-1

This is actually pretty damn close to the original quality. You've gotta think man. They played this in the 80's, it was an analog signal recorded to an analog VHS, and then sat in an analog closet until at least 1998. Then someone hooked their analog VCR up to their PC to copy it over. Analog.

except the problem is the gif compression method that he used. It wouldn't look like that when taking the footage off a VHS tape.

-1

I turned to something else and apparently missed the punchline, and I'm not watching it again

HAhahahahahaha

HAhahahahahaha

Bravo, sir! A big cookie for your efforts!

whoa, a mcdonalds commercial that didnt COMPLETELY suck but just plain sucked, havent seen that in a long time.

lol, unexpected

holy sh*t the end sealed it

Rather morbid ftw!

Bill Washers is guilty. Bill Stickers is innocent.

i'm watching going, please have him blow his brains out... please have him blow his brains out. close enough!

so was red

Why is that old f*ggot working at Mcdonald's, he should be enjoying his retirement. I suggest he drowns himself.

-1

So was Red.

Hahaha how'd it go? Classic.

+1

4'd for still giving a damn about small-town America

+2

when our social security gets zapped and we're all 85 and eating cat food this will be the ytmnd i remember. oh yeah.

+1

LOL I left this open while on msn and I came back to close it then finally noticed the hanging part after like 3 loops. Win, but -1 for quality.

morbid humour. I like.

3 bacon egg cheese biscuits 1 egg mcmuffin 2 sausage mcmuffin and 1 large OJ.