miss

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Mrs. Money-hat

+19

if by miss you meant you couldn't hit her with that unwieldy ten-foot pole, then yes

+4

shes quirky

miss as in not a hit. and if i got my dick sucked this much i wouldn't need a girlfriend.

-5

Wait so your not the monopoly guy?

+1

wow she lives really close to me. time to fire up the ole' rapemobile and take it for a spin...

I'd hit it.

+13

co-signed

+1

indeed

bitch is hawt illl bang

like Natalie Portman if she actually had a rack!

As would I, my friend, as would I.

I 1'd for your x girlfriend

-2

F*ck yeah. Me likey.

-3

well I liked it

yo seriously is she their only model or what? it's been bugging me for like 2 years

I believe she has my stapler.

+12

lol, self reply.

+6

I WANT TO F*CK HER

+5

ALSO Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.

-4

i love you!

Bet she gives great helmet

+10

I want too see her without those shirts could someone do that?

-1

she's a RILF, Retard I'd Like to F*ck

-1

I'd hit that

-1

I want to f*ck a retard, you know for community service.

+5

lololol

I want to f*ck a retard, you know for community service.

+10

lololol once again

+1

you win the weekend sir

Maybe she's just got a lazy eye?

c*ck-eyed

+4

I wouldn't tap that, I'd RAM that

-1

i bet she goes deep throat

-1

they should put her goofy face on their shirts

+6

i thought she was my secret crush...i see her on ebay all the time when i am looking for tasteless t-shirts to put on my stuffed aminals

+2

fourest? http://www.snorgtees.com/images/CustomerPic_000071.jpg

-1

I read that she braids her pubes so that they resemble the beard of Pirate Jack from the film James and Giant Peach.

+1

5 for using your real account...that girl doesnt appeal to me at all since i had my testicles surgically removed

She's hotter than Jessica Simpson and probably smarter too

sh*tsuxf*get

young ones = insta 5. strange crush = insta 5. and her name is Alice btw, your love's name is Alice, she's 19 and lives in Marietta Georgia. Go find her.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=72470664

oh sh*t, double whammy for you moneyhat. shes in a relationship AND an atheist.

+1

also, "baby carrots and sushi are my number ones."

+2

put all her favorite things into a ytmnd...gentlemen, start your computers...

right now i think its too f*cking bad for Miss Alice from Marietta Georgia. we must make a campaign to win her for money-hat. it begins NOW.

Dammit, you could have kept this to yourself or just PM'ed me. I just wanted to beleive she was this retarded model. Now I know too much. Kinda ruins the joke of the site.

+4

hah, the myspace link changed somehow. anyways, sorry to be The Ruiner, however if you change your mind I'm ready to frame her boyfriend for murder for you.

+4

All women are in relationships, who finds ones that aren't involved?

+2

Heartbreaker.

we must win her heart for money hat

How the hell did you find that out?

Nevermind, I actually viewed the link. Pretty straightforward...

how about a miss ytmnd contest?

+1

She's probably the daughter of whoever owns Snorg Tees. And the sick f*cker parades his hot daughter around to sell shirts.

I'm in love with her as well.

I hate this bitch. Also huge teeth.

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That's alright, I fall in love with a new girl every day.

+1

guaranteed this chick does anal

+4

hahahahaha I didn't notice ++++

-1

-1 b/c i made something exactly like this and i didnt get top viewed so i deleted it

-2

Sorry? Great Minds think alike?

+1

http://aliceheartmoneyhat.ytmnd.com/

+1

Another punkass slideshow...

,,,with tits

+3

mmm pussy

Damn, this girl has huge-ass teeth. I mean tits.

Damn, this girl has huge-ass tits. I mean teeth.

-1

Damn, I'd f*ck the crap outta her.

I am not sure whether this is funny or not v-_-v

What the hell is this sh*t and why is it first on the top viewed?

+2

hilarious

i'd f*ck her but this site still sucks

5'd for Cliff Richard

you had one of the pictures twice.

would hit it until her eyes un-crossed

+5

Hahahaha.

+1

5'd for The Young Ones

shes kinda really hot

Eyes go to the tits before the eyes anyways, so whatever. SHE HAS SUCH SNAZZY SHIRTS IN HER WARDROBE.

she has no tits and shes probably stuffing whats there now

-2

EUREKA! I live in Marietta, GA. She will be mine.

she goes to auburn so nevermind

+1

your fat anyways and will probably use a pick up line like "so would you like to see my pokemanz?"

+1

is this the new queen of ytmnd?

Poor kid. Well at least she's got looks on her side.

Why do I feel like I know her?

these damn ads are everywhere and all of them are with her

+1

I wonder how much they pay her for those ads

1) lovely that you are perfect and can judge everyone so superficially 2) You couldnt hit that if she was in a coma 3) If you are a chick that means you're another petty female jealousy is showing brightly. Go cry because you cant be her.

-3

oops - let me try #3 again - If you are chick that means you are just another pretty female and the jealousy is shining like a beacon of lameness. Please go wallow in your empty-headed shallowness. 4) Either way you are lamelamelame.

-2

bitter?

+3

God, she's annoying

I'll f*ck the stupid right out of her.

+2

I think the cereal picture is in there twice

No, wait... Same promo, different pictures

She can catch it.

Id hit that hard,even if she is a tard.

she's the one with the roving eye

+1

----------------Girls-------------- -----------are like apples------ -------on trees. The best ones----- -----are at the top of the tree.----- ---The boys dont want to reach--- --for the good ones because they-- -r afraid of falling and getting hurt.- -Instead, they get the rotten apples- from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples up top think something wrong w/ them when in -reality they're amazing. They just-- ---have to wait for the right boy to ---- come along, the one who's- ----------- brave enough to----- ---------------climb all--------- ---------------the way-------- --------------to the top-------- -------------of the tree.---------

+1

f*ck you

+1

What moms tell their ugly daughters.

+5

hah. yeah. funny. not true.

how does one apply your apple theory to lesbians?

+1

shes my fav

I would bone the sh*t out of her. Retarded or not.

-1

I've been secretly finding pictures of her for months! I think she's beautiful.

+1