Haha, nice.

Whose machines? E MACHINES

+14

MAI EMACHIIIIIIIIIINES!

+4

THESE ARE MY MACHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

+4

Whose machines?

+1

How is that helpful?

+3

SIRRRRRRRRRR

this comment is never obsolete

+18

obsolete comment is obsolete.

+4

AGRESSIVE CAT IS AGRESSIVE

-5

56k is Lightning fast. LIGHTNING

+12

I know, I have it. I too can bathe in the high speed glory. :D

466Mhz WHOA THATS SUPER FAST. My Mind Is Totally Blown.

+4

466 mhz! That could let you run a lot of distros, let me tell you.

+2

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Baghdad.

8.4GB...wow. I could fit approximately 1/100th of my video collection on that drive. Just need one hundred more. What's that? No expansion ports? f***.

my first computer had a 64 MB hard drive... I could fit approximately nothing on it

no, im pretty sure you could bit 64 MB on it...

+13

My first computer was a calculator and had a 10 inch solar panel and 10 number buttons, + and - buttons, and .01 KB of memory (numbers aren't that big)

-1

64 Mb! I'm sure it can run BF2142 cause it's never obsolete.

EMachines lied to us! How could they?!??

wow, 4MB AGP graphics...I ccan barely live with 256...

+4

Lulz, good find.

+1

finally a worthwhile ytmnd

-1

welcome to 1999

+4

1998.

+3

I don't know, I got a P2 400 MHz from Micron in fall '98, and 450 MHz was the top of the line. Wouldn't this machine come out Q1 '99 or so?

+1

1996

+5

1995

+3

Yes, this is 1999--500mhz was absolutely top of the line at the time.

+3

Things were moving fast at that time...450 was top end 4Q 98 but by may it was 550. Late 99 I had bought a 733.

$19.99

+3

funniest damn thing I have seen all week.

4'd for earthbound music

Same (Except it's +1)

Enh. Don't care unless you can get a close-up of what it says on the "NEVER OBSOLETE" sticker. I want to know their reasoning.

I think it was something about their upgrade plan.

+3

The sticker reads (to the best of my ability), "This computer is NEVER OBSOLETE when you join eMachines network. Fast, reliable internet access powered by MCI/QDNET(?). The world's richest internet content provided by Netscape. Surf! Email! Invest(?)! Shop! Chat! Travel(?)! And more! Plus, upgrade your PC to the fastest model on the market every 2 years for only $99(?)!" eMachines FTW.

+4

Yeah, the sticker's some blurb about how eMachine will upgrade your sh*t to a "top of the line" model every 2 years for $100. Obviously the guy didn't take them up. Doom 2 in style, baby.

Yup, I had a i667 POS that had a similar upgrade sticker... Bet i still have that clunker kicking around somewhere. Hey Max, ever think about googl-itizing your servers to run a cluster? I've got 667mhz of fury and 128MB of rage just waiting to be set loose!

Fast, relable internet accessed powered by MCI/UUNET™ The world's richest Internet content provided by Netscape. Surf! Email! Invest! Shop! Chat! Travel! and more Plus, upgrade your PC to the last model on the market every 2 years for only £99!

+2

http://rubbermallet.org/neverobsolete.jpg - Was a promotion they ran, $99 every 2 years and you get upgrades. Woot!

+1

http://rubbermallet.org/neverobsolete.jpg - An even better pic. AOL VERSION 5.0 INCLUDED SIGN ON TODAY!

+3

Fived for EB name select

Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.

lol, that guy sure took good care of it, i remember my computer's stat stickers peeled off after about 2 years

I remember when that PC woulda been top Spec

I HAD THAT COMPUTER!

+1

it was my first computer... btw: it was obsolete 2 months after i bought it.

+1

Now with Restore Floppies!

+1

I would've cried if he brought in a stack of like 20 3.5"s with a smile on his face.

How can you honestly make that claim?!??!??

lol

I hate my e-machine

+1

I think my iPod had more than 8.4 GB of storage space.

Earthbound is NEVER OBSOLETE!

+3

that lucky bastard is rocking quake 2 at medium setting as we speak

+10

5 for Earthbound music.

LOL EMACHEENZ. I used to have one; it's sitting at the bottom of a retention pond now. Pieces of crap.

+1

idk

God dammit, I love Earthbound music.

I had one of those.

I think my dad had one of those. lawlawl

I had that piece of sh*t. Got it on a super sale for like $200 back in the day when that was a good lil compy.

omg i have a comp like that but the damn D drive will not work

Wanna know what's sad? The computer I've made all of my ytmnd's on up to this point had a 4 GB hard drive.

I had en eMachines computer once, and the motherboard exploded or something lol

Computers run like this: if it can get you porn, then it's not obsolete.

+5

YES!!!!!!!!! PR0N FTW!!!!

+1

8gb? Dude...

The ultimate machine

I WANT TO BUY !1 NOW PLEAe ES?.>!

lol i have that same computer in my room......

Earthbound will never be obsolete. 5'd for Earthbound.

All emachines are obsolete the minute they leave the assembly line.

+1

HOLY SH*T, THAT HARD DRIVE IS MASSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

YAY EARTHBOUND MUSIC

lol, emachines! What machines?! EMACHINES!!! WHO'S MACHINES!? EMACHINES, YOU DICK!!! Thats the next O RLY

Okay, so it's not obsolete. So what's supposed to be funny?

-3

For starters, it IS obsolete.

+2

i guess anyone foolish enough to believe that statement is most likely to buy an emachine anyway.

obsolete technology, FTL!!

+1

that beats my setup

wth

lol it just had to be an emachines... isnt it odd that a computer with all that would only have 466mhz? seems too long when compared to all the other stuff. just a thought!

that thing was obsolete before it was made

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS AUDIO!!

When you join eMachines network. READ you idiot!

f*cking nerds

lol gay eMachines.

haha...I HAD that same exact system a long time ago as well...

lol taking pics off digg and putting them to old video game music is so funniye

Actually I took this picture where I work. The guy had an awesome beard. OH SNAP

i wonder if oblivion will run on this rig?

Wow, nice compiputer! I would put WWIV BBS on it and let people from the past communicate on the phone lines.

Doh!!! Can that even run WinXP?

The motherboard from my 466 eTower stopped working a few years ago, so I nailed the board to the wall as a decoration.

That thing's bound to outmatch the Xbox 360. NOT!!!

-1

lol

waiting for Korf's comment...

Good image, the Earthbound music is what sells it. Earthbound forever fellow Earthbound fan. 5'd and fav'd... !

5'd because I have that exact computer with that exact sticker in at my work. I lolled hard at it too...

I need to get me one of those.

Lick your mom's nipples :]

It's impressive it has a DVD drive

lol, f*cking poor n*gg* should get a new comp

WOOOOH That beats out my computer....

Teehee.

What is love? is NEVER WHAT

N*gg* stole my bike is NEVER N*GG*

-2

Dramatic reading is NEVER DRAMATIC

-2

Dennal plan is NEVER DENNAL

-2

Epic Maneuver is NEVER EPIC

-2

lol, internet is NEVER LOL

-2

Barrel roll is NEVER BARREL

-1

Punch the keys for God's sake is NEVER FOR GOD'S SAKE.

+1

This fad will be awesome

-2

5'd for pocketmoo's comment

Where is the bastard fad lovechild :(

I look across my desk, and find that my dad has stored one of these sh*tpiles upon it. Tommorow, there shall be a bonfire. It will be obsolete soon enough.

GAAAWD Earthbound kicks ass

The front page is a forum.

+1

Wow, it does 3D!

Earthbound

Omfg! this is great!

I bet that thing cost about $800 or more... :O

E machines and Win98 = failure

Wow, and with DOS only I should have enough room to store 2 DVDs of data!

I still have mine, and it's not obsolete. I still play Leisure Suit Larry on it all the time.

5'd for Earthbound music. There is such charm in old midi music. God I loved that game.

I don't really care...

Awesome computer! O_O I want one!!! 5'd for the awesome choice of Earthbound music.

I owned one of these once. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad. I redeemed myself by building the one I have now, and I know almost poop about hardware.

lol. nice.

needs moar turbo button

5'd simply for "Enter Name" Music

Oh, desuka.

5 for Earthbound

Page won't load - obsolete computer.

OMFG it's a Celeron too! Time to fire up C&C3!!!11one

+1

you know you never have worry about that guy logging on to this site and see you making fun of his computer cuz even if he tried it prob crash

N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT ! ... N E V E R O B S O L E T E ! BELIEVE IT !

digg is not ytmnd

*sigh* btape...

Neither is a picture taken off my cameraphone. oh noes

I hate e machines with a passion..so deceptive and down right arrogant

I wish I could read the text under "Never Obsolete" as it must be hilarious.

it's an e-machine. it was obsolete when you took it out of the box

f*ckin goooooood song.

"All about the Pentiums" by Weird Al would fit this perfect. "It was obsolete before I opened the box..."

haha what the hell

i actually loled

Internet tubes are NEVER obselete. As such please do not treat them like a big truck. x

wow this brings me back to the days when i had my 400id. I remember everything that died in it i replaced. Including the DVD Drive, Hard Drive (my fault), Floppy Drive, Ram (32 just isn't enough to do ANYTHING)

-1 for Earthbound. I prefer the term differently-useful.

EMACHINES SUCKS THE BIG ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::sigh:: I used that same model E-Machine for 3 years. I hate being poor. :_:

I have that peice of crap XD

Intel Celerons are the poor man's / family computer's processor of choice

wicked sick pc, lol

1

i had the 533i. priceless.

Thats some sweet ram

5'd for earthbound music.

Dude I have a computer exactly like that. I found it on the curb with a boot mark and a giant dent on the side.

It is the eMachine that will save the universe. Or destroy it.

That PC is capable of running a snes emulator for earthbound on it. Thats all a user needs, really.

earthbound woopWOOP

earthbound++

It still has a better video card than my laptop :(

LMAO! This is the exact computer I am using right now. My good one broke :(

...when you join emachines network...

The ultimate machine!!