1st!!!

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RIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!

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Thou Shall Not Attack The Lord Thy Crab.

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the ugly n*gg*r

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ATTACK its WEAKPOINT for MASSIVE DAMAGE

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The Giant Enemy Crab fad makes me think so much about Vagrant Story(imma F*GGOT)

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^^^^ i can atest to that.

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Goddamn this sh*t is old but amazingly still fresh.

Murmuring, and with him fled the shades of night. The End of the Fourth Book.

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I always thought the ridge racer comment sounded like the Red Stripe commercials. "It's Ridge racer! RIIIIIDGE RACER!" "Red Stripe, It's Beer! Hooraaay Beer!" see my point?

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N*gg*rs.

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Our God is a giant enemy crab He reigns from ancient Japan With real-time weapon change, power, and love Our God is a giant enemy crab, and you attack its weak point for massive damage. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!

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What he said.

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i just heard that somewhere. hmm where was it

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yes, YES!

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Nice one.

hahahaha

I am praying to giant enemy crab this makes top viewed.

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Great mix, but everyone knows Nintendo ruled the E3 conference. Sony steals technology. The giant enemy crab will get them someday.

that is rich

hahaha

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five

For as much as you downvote you make high quality sites.

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5

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rofl

But you can't prove Giant Enemy Crab doesn't exist!

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I like your sites. Also you have made about 10,000 of them.

Winner.

Awesome

5 (also c*cks, great job, and I really liked this.)

really wtf. this is the 2nd most viewed ytmnd today? holy sh*t what has happened to this site.

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Hi, are you new? Top viewed doesn't equal quality.

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Snatch

"and so the son of god was sent to earth and betrayed for 599 usd"

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let's do the time warp again

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lol sony's nonsense will follow them forever like some sort of 32X add-on

A couple years too late.

OMG This sucks!

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...yea, this is terribly made

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RIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!

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Way to jump on this joke right when it came out and not a full year later.

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doesnt matter. this subject never gets old. especially now that ps3 has more than 8 games.

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youre a little late to the party, but 5d anyway for giant enemy crab

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This is a bad site.

If only this were made a year ago....

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It was ok, but that fad should have died out about... a year ago?

5 for blank space

Welcome to 12 months ago when the crab crap was funny, loser.

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HAHAH @ RIIDGE RACER OUT OF NOWHERE

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This was good. It's not often an old tired fad can be reused in a fresh way. But you managed it, and did well.

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I guess that means scientology will be all over it...

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2006 called, they want their sh*tty jokes back.

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Created on: 2007-05-07 23:21:30

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Lol, way more than ten keywords there...

Would be worth more if you kept the piano chords going in the background

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LOL U SHOULD OF MADE THIS LIEK 10 YEARS AGO! HAY, 10 YEARS AGO JUST CALLED, THEY SAID THEY WANT THEIR YEARS BACK LOLOLOLOL

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our god is the enemy? and our god has a weak point? those crazy japs

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it sucked

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yawn

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lol

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%

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Blank Space

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This one really didn't get a laugh or anything out of me. Sorry, man.

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This has been a long time coming.

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The image isn't very good.

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lolwtfcrabs

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GIANT ENEMY CRAB FTW!

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lol kaz

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Nicely done.

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No, really. Great editing. It's spectacular.

KAZ HIRAI IS AN AWESOME GOD!

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why is this voted so high? it's awful.

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^

why is this voted so low? it's AWESOME.

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No it's not.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER Heavens!

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Needs more 3500 Hz Square Wave.

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Just f*cking awesome.

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I find it funny that you said you've never had a site on top viewed. Your computer breaks and after it gets fixed and you can make sites again, you get two sites on top viewed.

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The Sony Commandments(lol): Thou shalt attack the enemy crab's weak point for the easiest damage.

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Wii fanboys are far more fanatical than Sony's. This would be 1 but the gaint enemy crab saves it.

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What the f*ck this is terrible, Jesus f*cking Christ you n*gg*rs.

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uh oh, here come the N*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN*GG*RSN

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Congarts on top viewed. But damn it has been 1 year now..since crabs and RIIIIIDGE RACER. I will never forget that conference.

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Our Goooood is a GIANT ENEMY CRAB! You lost points for the ending, though. -1 for 'attack its weak point' outside of the song and -1 for 'RIIIDGE RACER!'

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crab god approves

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lmao wow

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I let out a mighty LOL at this!

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HAHAHA!

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LAWL

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all praise the GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!! NOOO!!! where are the flying lobsters to save us?

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599 US upvotes

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I crapped my pants a little

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Well... it HAS been proven to be a viable business tactic...

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atheism sucks, I'll convert right away!

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fav

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There is no god but kaz hirai

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pacardbeuponhim

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Flying Spaghetti Monster be praised.

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God is dead.

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