EPIC

lol'd

Well at least she wasn't the animal rights activist type of vegan.

Do you know why the first 'dramatic reading' was funny?

Because it was from an *ssh*le thief and it was worded extremely poorly and laced with threats that could never be executed upon. This is a just stupid. By voting high you're saying that anyone that reads... anything in a funny voice is creative. Welcome to the second grade. What's next for ytmnd? Moby Dick, a dramatic reading? "Call me Ishmael." Exciting.

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Wow, the sound is an octave too low. Oh well.

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God, what a stupid bitch. What the hell does she base her "statistics" on? Most countries that eat meat are overweight, soley because they..EAT meat? Because we're so f*cking rich and amazing, we don't need to go out and do much physical labor..video games kick ass, and we eat a lot of conviently delicious fast food. Animals eat their own sh*t because they don't have enough PROTEIN in their own diet (no lie). God, if I were a guy, I'd gag this bitch with my MEATY c*ck. Gag her for me, Vyse!

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Your right actually, partially atleast. Its easier to get fat from eating bread than eating lean meats (not counting greasy bacon etc)

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I'm not a veggie but compare this, how many vegetarians/vegans are overweight compared to omnivores, its only like 10% vs like 50%.

Talking about americans on both accounts btw

Also superb A+ work on the dramatic reading.

rawr point. This is a pure ytmnd, upvoted

Niiiicee cool voice aswell

Thanks. It's not right, though. I think it got a little slow when I uploaded or encoded the sound... Whatever, I still like it.

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Yeah, the site is playing it slow. Whatever.

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Ok, I fixed it. For some reason the preloader made it lower.

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You = great success, Vegans = Epic failure.

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She's an idiot

5 for the epic effort!!!!

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

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this is retarded...dont say PERIOD or COMMA its just annoying. (period)

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I can see from your plethora of sites you know just what goes in a YTMND.

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Would you say... That I have... A... Plethora or pinatas?

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HAHAHAH percentage sign.

ahh, skewed facts and retardation. I have to live with someone somewhat like this.

Well elipsis I'll give you this four period

you win

I like how she says that if "we" reduced "our" meat consumption, "we" could help out poor starving third-world countries. Who is this "we" that she's talking about? If American meat consumption were reduced by 10 percent, do you really think that the leftover grain used to feed animals would just be sent to some foreign countries? If so, who would be sending this stuff over there? The U.S. government? Right...

I don't know which I find funnier: Her stupid ideas or the fact that you feel the need to argue them.

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owned.

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That's true, those people believe that America (and certainly most of occidental country) is guilty for simply what it is. I hate culpability. Also, c*cks.

That's what we told her. Then she started trying to defend the attacks against her by saying she didn't care about dead animals. She started bringing up stupid sh*t about cow dung and global warming.

HAHHAHA

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I applaud you.

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"Dramatically reading" some dumb bitch's webpage doesn't really add anything to the experience. 1.

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Your average site rating clearly shows your ability to judge YTMND quality.

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Meh. You mispronounced your own handle at the end too. :P

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"This has been "Dramatic Readin of 'Biography of a Vegan'". I'm Vyse. Thank you."

reading*

I especially love the "RAWR"

The world ALREADY currently produces more than enough food to feed everyone in it. The problem is distribution, and being a vegan changes absolutely nothing. And what part of the definition of omnivore doesn't she get?

That would have been a lot funnier if you didn't say the punctuation, I didn't get the point of that

shut the f*ck up you f*cking f*ggot.

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go away hippie or Ill eat your cat

if third world countries just switched to cannibalism, we could solve the hunger problem and the population problem in one fell swoop.

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Did you know 45% of statistics are made up, including this one?

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I am a meat eater because i hate children in third world countries.

i would like to slap this woman in the face, then make her suck my dick. as she is sucking my dick i would punch her in the top of the head then drill her in the eyeball.

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I would'nt punch her in the top of her head, as that could make her bite down on your penis.

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Lol'd at "eat meat like caveman, RAWR!" XD

He said dash, it's a hyphen darn it hyphennnnnnnn

"dash" is also an acceptable labeling of "-"

There is a difference between grain sutuible for humans, and the grain suitable for animals. Also, c*cks.

I fapped.

This is a terrible YTMND. Moooooooooo.

Poor bitch removed her biography. I guess it's because no one understands her or something like that.

wow, you sound nothing likeVyse :)

this is almost perfect lolol