Omg, send this to Quiznos for a new commercial NAO

+9

Oh my god. If i vote 5 i will actually LOWER the site rating. WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?

+2

YOU HAVE DONE A LARGE PUBLIC SERVICE JACK!!!!!!!!!

+2

LOL @ the end, also meat

5th. Fav for goat.

uber

uber meat

huueeeh heiiiiehh huhhh!!!!!

+3

I liked the YTMND at the end

same 5 :P

Yeah that modification of the countdown timer pretty much raped me, took my 5 and left me for dead in the Amazon forest.

+4

Yea I shat when I saw the timer mod.

Great ending.

I was sad that I wouldn't see the Quizno's bitch in any more episodes, but then again it would be kind of contrived for there to be new bizarre coincidences each season where she and Jack would meet again.

+6

urgh, the sync keeps going all over the place. it's enough to make a man use explorer.

DON'T DO IT!

+8

sync is perfect in IE and therefore 5.

Lulz

nappy headed hos

+6

good job you made something that was original and funny into a stupid fad, go kill yourself

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ytmnd is based on fads... welcome to the internets

+5

Good job yourself murdar....get the hell off ytmnd

murdarmachene has spoken.

-5

I'm so glad somebody else hated this, also I'm glad it was you guys. *tear*

-4

Maybe if you added farts it would be funnier to him

+1

absolutely perfect!!

+3

OH F*CK LOL

4 for execution of Quiznos girl

+2

holy sh*t i haven't laughed that hard in weeks

That's what real women need. A bullet to the face!

+8

SHE IS IN FACT LACKING MEAT, THAT SKINNY F*CK NEEDS TO LEARN NOT TO STOP CRAPPING CUZ SHE MIGHT BE TUBGIRL CUZ SHE CHINESE AND SHE PROBABLY HAS AN ANIME SERIES GOIGN CALLED "QUIZNOS MEAT Z" EPSIODE 1: LACKING MEAT HEWOIFHWEOFJOEWIFJOEWFJEWIFJ

+8

HAHAHA! Quiznos Meat Z...

That was awesome.

1'd for Rating: 5.2885 stars (5.29)

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5.23 nice hax bro

-8

5.17 fftw

I'm guessing it's the weighted voting?

nah a bunch of alt accts just got the boot.

wow its over 5 i wish all you ytmnd f*gs would 5 my sites : (

woot 5.17!

+1

lol at the end 5'd

Wow, I lost it when I noticed the Quiznos logo on the wall. I love that 0Y:TM:ND logo, btw.

5.16!

heh, Jack Bauer is a dick. Also, rating?

lol

Wow how does this have a 5.14

Over 5 rating? How is this possible! Oh yeah, this is one of the best YTMND's ever...

sh*t im downvoting..

+1

(5.13) haxorz?

ITS OVER 5.000!

+1

Jack Bauer, Saintly Badass. He gives the people what they want.

My god man, THIS DESERVES MY 5!!! Damn right thats what women need (lol)

Fixed... for now!

testing comment bug

i was going to send an email but i guess you noticed.

-2

HOLY SH*T

Finally someone shutted up that annoying laugh.

hmmm nice work on that 23 ytmnd thingy at the end

thank you

A+, Man... this is the best ive seen in a while.

+1

The Quizno's logo near the end made this 5-able.

She should have turned into a goat after he shot her....

IT'S NO LONGER OVER 5.000!!!

Hooray! She's dead.

+1

Also how did I hgh jack this comment? lol.

5 for quizno's logo at the end on the pillar

fad is not funny

-5

This is not lacking what a woman needs.

Holy f*ck this is epic. I love you.

+1

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How does it feel to have another man's penis tearing your sphincter? Or does he use the doorknob he found when you went antiquing together?

YES!

i never saw this combination coming

never thought i'd want to be jack bauer

wow wtf why does it say 3 people responded to me, yesterday

finally that bitch gets capped

5 for ytmnd clock

5 for the digital ytmnd.

win for ytmnd

trolls ftl

OWNED

:P

needs more goats

The ending alone deserves a 5. IMHO Needs more goats.

I like how my comment posted over someone else's comment

HOLY CHRIST!! No joke, you just won teh internets!

Quiznos GMV. I thought the "YTMNB, C, D" countdown was creative and cool, and the quiznos logo near the end also caught my eye. 5'd for great humor.

finally

Nice touch at the end.

Super.

-1

Hahaha

nice job loved the ending too

why it do four i hit the 5

EPIC WIN.

Ninaheahha

Great idea, not so great execution

-1

Yes...but this is "YTMND.com" This isn't going to the Cannes Film Festival

5 for you sir

She should have died in season one, right c*nt.

Jack and this YTMND win for killing off that daffy bitch.

love it.

bravo bravo

Freakin classic.

I was going to 1 for 24 but it turned into win.

This is full of f*cking win. NO USEFUL INFO!

you got me at the digital ytmnd clock

I will add my fav to the mix!

She's not lacking any lead now either

this is the win!

It's not lacking any 5.

haha LOL- but it's true If you don't get enough B vitamins from meat you can die. :(

Awesome

Justice is Served

Also props for the timer at the end.

*fireworks*

5'd Remember when he shot his mammoth load down your throat and then threw you to the floor? Remember when Zack said “Screech, here’s the ‘running man’” and then did the running man dance right on your tiny nutsack, causing extreme discomfort? Remember when Zack said “Screech, lets do the limbo! Can you go under the limbo stick?” Remember when Zack pulled out a limbo stick and poked you in the nuts with it and then smacked you in your gonzo nose? Remember when Slater yanked off your Zubaz pants and Zack sodomized you with the limbo stick? Remember when you were in intense pain and then suddenly noticed a creaking sound coming from the ceiling tiles in the classroom? Remember when you thought that maybe an earthquake was occurring and that was the source of the creaking? Remember when all of a sudden Mr. Tuttle fell 12 feet from the ceiling tiles and landed on the floor? Remember r how his pants were off and his was rapidly masturbating to your cries of pain? Remember how Tuttle hit his head on a desk on the w

-1

Thank god, someone finally shot her

Every time I watch this, it comes out as a forced, below decently photoshopped ytmnd. I just don't think it deserve the rating it has.

-1

YESYES!!!

god this is so legendary... i liked it better without the mmm toasty mind you

mega-5

5 4 24

gtfo! this sh*t is great. i lol'd in my panties

ouch. and still it has over a 4.5

best ytmnd i've seen in awhile

JACK BAUER FTW!

thats what real ytmnders need

OH SNAP

................YES

WTF was that LOOL

this is stupid. I don't know what people see in this. I'll vote just to counter all the fives.

-1

f*g.

its not lacking any meat and thats waht real woman need lol no you dont bang bang you just fell for the trap

a lot of win.

HAHA! Win!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! love the goat at the end!!!!!

Lets just say, that if "I hate the Quiznos bitch" never existed, would this? Hell no. 1 star for sh*t.

-2

F*ckin A.

CUTHBERT LOLOLOL

THIS IS MADNESS!

Yes!

This site was way better before u added his goat speaking daughter.

well i DID have this 5'd but -2 for the goat thing because its stupid and it totally ruined it sorry :(

thats right, stfu kim

For some reason I can't see her die enough times. 5*

lol upvote... mmmmmm tasty!

Not very good, probably better off doing something else...

YOU F*CKER! I'm sick of hearing that! I change the channel when it comes on, and you assault me from the internets?! How dare you!

jack bauer shold have raeped her b4 she died

oh sh*t, 666 votes? OMG!

just when i thought it was funny, it became FUNNY

5'd for humor value, "Cambodian goatmilk" and "oober meat."

in after btape

in after btape

I wish I saw her getting shot, would have been much more satisfing.

DROP THE COFFEE

aww, her little headis so cute. I want to fill it with meat.

It's not quite synced

MOAR DPS!!!1!11!one

"No you don't"

Wow.

roflmcnuggets

Excellent! I love Quiznos and I love 24.

Oh GOD...How did I miss this? Best site in a week.

That ending ruled.

lol

This isn't lacking any meat. And thats what real HEEUHHHHAAA need.

yay goat

Rofl @ the goat

LOL

EPIC!!!!

die bitch

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GOAT EQUALS WIN

JACK BAUER WINS!! FATALITY! 555555555555555555555555

That goat was a good touch.

a perfectly good sandwich ... on the dirty floor ... wasted forever ;_;

Very well done. Glad to see a solid YTMND other than OMFGWTFISYFLYLAWLAWLALWBURGERSBURRITOS!!! Thank you.

Perfect.

4'd, because Quiznos isn't a restaurant, it's a fat factory franchise take-out store.

that's a 3

5. That is all. Carry on.

One of my favorite seens. Awesome

LOL! Dude, the Quiznos logo in the corner made it HILARIOUS!

That is so f*cking great. Thank you.

Jack obviously doesn't like the meat.

Please change the site back to the way it was originally, kim bauer/goat bitch ruins it. PLUS the quiznos logo used to be more subtle without the mmm....tasty bull crap.

The goat bitch adds funny to this. Great job.

You did it! You've won!

lol funny sh*t

YAYYYY, SHES DEAD!!

This ytmnd is not lackin' any meat, and thats what real women need.

HUGE WIN

god I hate quizno's commercials, but when I have the money they're so good to eat :p

beautiful crowd pleasing ending.

Perfect in every way. That bitch had it coming!

well-done

i love it but you need to photoshop the girls face on better.

exactly.

I still laugh really frickin hard at this lolololololololololol

*****

She finally received want she really needed.

THAT F*CKING GOAT SCARED THE SH*T OUT OF ME!

NICE.

WTH, I never realized there was a clock ticking ending!

....

She'll be back in season 8 no doubt

Oh, I was wondering who was such a big fan of my work: http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/2086/feelthelovekg0.jpg

-1

Well I vote jut to counter that

don't forget btapeformod and trolling, troller, gabenewell, etc