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Site Title: Jack Bauer Fills Her Needs
Site Domain: bauerknowsneeds.ytmnd.com
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Mohrdikai
Created on: 2007-04-18 16:49:09
Image Origin: 24 Season 3 + desc
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Description: Deep in the recesses of CTU Los Angeles lies a lone Quiznos restaurant, where Jack Bauer decides to give an old flame what she needs. As requested, more goats. http://www.quiznos.com/tv_commercials.asp, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU
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2007-04-18 16:59:51
 
Omg, send this to Quiznos for a new commercial NAO
+9
 
2007-04-18 23:02:54
 
Oh my god. If i vote 5 i will actually LOWER the site rating. WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?
+2
 
2007-04-19 06:05:10
 
YOU HAVE DONE A LARGE PUBLIC SERVICE JACK!!!!!!!!!
+2
 
2007-04-23 17:46:06
 
LOL @ the end, also meat
 
2007-04-26 12:24:46
 
5th. Fav for goat.
2007-04-18 17:02:53
 
uber
 
2007-06-19 13:41:00
 
uber meat
2007-04-18 17:04:39
 
huueeeh heiiiiehh huhhh!!!!!
+3
2007-04-18 17:06:12
 
I liked the YTMND at the end
 
2007-04-18 17:11:59
 
same 5 :P
 
2007-04-19 04:35:35
 
Yeah that modification of the countdown timer pretty much raped me, took my 5 and left me for dead in the Amazon forest.
+4
 
2007-04-19 21:33:47
 
Yea I shat when I saw the timer mod.
 
2007-04-22 02:03:38
 
Great ending.
2007-04-18 17:07:40
 
I was sad that I wouldn't see the Quizno's bitch in any more episodes, but then again it would be kind of contrived for there to be new bizarre coincidences each season where she and Jack would meet again.
+6
2007-04-18 17:09:07
 
urgh, the sync keeps going all over the place. it's enough to make a man use explorer.
 
2007-04-18 17:18:28
 
DON'T DO IT!
+8
 
2007-04-18 17:41:52
 
sync is perfect in IE and therefore 5.
2007-04-18 17:10:11
 
Lulz
2007-04-18 17:13:27
 
nappy headed hos
+6
 
 
2007-04-19 15:50:19
 
ytmnd is based on fads... welcome to the internets
+5
 
2007-04-19 18:58:01
 
Good job yourself murdar....get the hell off ytmnd
 
2007-04-19 21:42:41
 
murdarmachene has spoken.
-5
 
2007-04-26 01:23:31
 
I'm so glad somebody else hated this, also I'm glad it was you guys. *tear*
-4
 
2008-01-31 18:54:19
 
Maybe if you added farts it would be funnier to him
+1
2007-04-18 17:25:42
 
absolutely perfect!!
+3
2007-04-18 17:29:37
 
OH F*CK LOL
2007-04-18 17:36:13
 
4 for execution of Quiznos girl
+2
2007-04-18 17:37:50
 
holy sh*t i haven't laughed that hard in weeks
2007-04-18 17:42:42
 
That's what real women need. A bullet to the face!
+8
2007-04-18 17:44:22
 
SHE IS IN FACT LACKING MEAT, THAT SKINNY F*CK NEEDS TO LEARN NOT TO STOP CRAPPING CUZ SHE MIGHT BE TUBGIRL CUZ SHE CHINESE AND SHE PROBABLY HAS AN ANIME SERIES GOIGN CALLED "QUIZNOS MEAT Z" EPSIODE 1: LACKING MEAT HEWOIFHWEOFJOEWIFJOEWFJEWIFJ
+8
 
2007-04-19 09:05:43
 
HAHAHA! Quiznos Meat Z...
2007-04-18 22:05:26
 
That was awesome.
 
2007-04-18 22:41:56
 
5.23 nice hax bro
-8
2007-04-18 22:43:49
 
5.17 fftw
2007-04-18 22:44:48
 
I'm guessing it's the weighted voting?
 
2007-04-18 22:46:36
 
nah a bunch of alt accts just got the boot.
2007-04-18 22:45:25
 
wow its over 5 i wish all you ytmnd f*gs would 5 my sites : (
2007-04-18 22:45:49
 
woot 5.17!
+1
2007-04-18 22:46:38
 
lol at the end 5'd
2007-04-18 22:47:06
 
Wow, I lost it when I noticed the Quiznos logo on the wall. I love that 0Y:TM:ND logo, btw.
2007-04-18 22:48:51
 
5.16!
2007-04-18 22:52:18
 
heh, Jack Bauer is a dick. Also, rating?
2007-04-18 22:54:01
 
lol
2007-04-18 22:54:50
 
Wow how does this have a 5.14
2007-04-18 22:54:55
 
Over 5 rating? How is this possible! Oh yeah, this is one of the best YTMND's ever...
 
2007-04-18 22:58:43
 
sh*t im downvoting..
+1
2007-04-18 22:58:45
 
(5.13) haxorz?
2007-04-18 23:00:38
 
ITS OVER 5.000!
+1
2007-04-18 23:01:30
 
Jack Bauer, Saintly Badass. He gives the people what they want.
2007-04-18 23:13:18
 
My god man, THIS DESERVES MY 5!!! Damn right thats what women need (lol)
2007-04-18 23:13:23
 
Fixed... for now!
2007-04-18 23:29:16
 
testing comment bug
 
2007-04-19 01:19:59
 
i was going to send an email but i guess you noticed.
-2
2007-04-18 23:31:31
 
HOLY SH*T
2007-04-18 23:36:03
 
Finally someone shutted up that annoying laugh.
2007-04-18 23:41:36
 
hmmm nice work on that 23 ytmnd thingy at the end
2007-04-18 23:43:38
 
thank you
2007-04-18 23:44:05
 
A+, Man... this is the best ive seen in a while.
+1
2007-04-18 23:56:04
 
The Quizno's logo near the end made this 5-able.
2007-04-19 00:03:37
 
She should have turned into a goat after he shot her....
2007-04-19 00:04:29
 
IT'S NO LONGER OVER 5.000!!!
2007-04-19 00:06:59
 
Hooray! She's dead.
+1
 
2007-04-19 00:07:44
 
Also how did I hgh jack this comment? lol.
2007-04-19 00:13:32
 
5 for quizno's logo at the end on the pillar
2007-04-19 00:22:43
 
fad is not funny
-5
2007-04-19 00:24:25
 
This is not lacking what a woman needs.
2007-04-19 00:30:18
 
Holy f*ck this is epic. I love you.
+1
 
 
2007-04-25 21:53:56
 
How does it feel to have another man's penis tearing your sphincter? Or does he use the doorknob he found when you went antiquing together?
 
2007-04-26 01:24:28
 
YES!
2007-04-19 00:51:28
 
i never saw this combination coming
2007-04-19 01:00:16
 
never thought i'd want to be jack bauer
 
2007-04-19 01:00:53
 
wow wtf why does it say 3 people responded to me, yesterday
2007-04-19 01:04:06
 
finally that bitch gets capped
2007-04-19 01:16:31
 
5 for ytmnd clock
2007-04-19 01:16:32
 
5 for the digital ytmnd.
2007-04-19 01:26:44
 
2007-04-19 01:26:46
 
win for ytmnd
 
2007-04-19 01:29:58
 
trolls ftl
2007-04-19 01:34:20
 
OWNED
2007-04-19 01:48:27
 
:P
2007-04-19 02:15:25
 
needs more goats
2007-04-19 02:22:06
 
The ending alone deserves a 5. IMHO Needs more goats.
2007-04-19 02:23:03
 
I like how my comment posted over someone else's comment
2007-04-19 02:52:06
 
HOLY CHRIST!! No joke, you just won teh internets!
2007-04-19 03:31:57
 
Quiznos GMV. I thought the "YTMNB, C, D" countdown was creative and cool, and the quiznos logo near the end also caught my eye. 5'd for great humor.
2007-04-19 04:04:19
 
finally
2007-04-19 04:46:16
 
Nice touch at the end.
2007-04-19 05:28:04
 
Super.
-1
2007-04-19 06:27:14
 
Hahaha
2007-04-19 07:13:34
 
nice job loved the ending too
 
2007-04-19 07:14:22
 
why it do four i hit the 5
2007-04-19 07:35:34
 
EPIC WIN.
2007-04-19 07:46:47
 
Ninaheahha
2007-04-19 07:50:30
 
Great idea, not so great execution
-1
 
2007-04-24 00:57:44
 
Yes...but this is "YTMND.com" This isn't going to the Cannes Film Festival
2007-04-19 07:55:58
 
5 for you sir
2007-04-19 08:26:38
 
She should have died in season one, right c*nt.
2007-04-19 08:27:30
 
Jack and this YTMND win for killing off that daffy bitch.
2007-04-19 08:35:50
 
love it.
2007-04-19 08:43:58
 
bravo bravo
2007-04-19 08:49:32
 
Freakin classic.
2007-04-19 08:54:33
 
I was going to 1 for 24 but it turned into win.
2007-04-19 09:26:40
 
This is full of f*cking win. NO USEFUL INFO!
2007-04-19 10:17:36
 
you got me at the digital ytmnd clock
2007-04-19 11:21:32
 
I will add my fav to the mix!
2007-04-19 11:30:48
 
She's not lacking any lead now either
2007-04-19 11:31:27
 
this is the win!
2007-04-19 11:35:49
 
It's not lacking any 5.
2007-04-19 11:50:46
 
haha LOL- but it's true If you don't get enough B vitamins from meat you can die. :(
2007-04-19 11:59:11
 
Awesome
2007-04-19 12:05:37
 
Justice is Served
2007-04-19 12:25:50
 
Also props for the timer at the end.
2007-04-19 12:27:31
 
*fireworks*
2007-04-19 14:08:42
 
5'd Remember when he shot his mammoth load down your throat and then threw you to the floor? Remember when Zack said “Screech, here’s the ‘running man’” and then did the running man dance right on your tiny nutsack, causing extreme discomfort? Remember when Zack said “Screech, lets do the limbo! Can you go under the limbo stick?” Remember when Zack pulled out a limbo stick and poked you in the nuts with it and then smacked you in your gonzo nose? Remember when Slater yanked off your Zubaz pants and Zack sodomized you with the limbo stick? Remember when you were in intense pain and then suddenly noticed a creaking sound coming from the ceiling tiles in the classroom? Remember when you thought that maybe an earthquake was occurring and that was the source of the creaking? Remember when all of a sudden Mr. Tuttle fell 12 feet from the ceiling tiles and landed on the floor? Remember r how his pants were off and his was rapidly masturbating to your cries of pain? Remember how Tuttle hit his head on a desk on the w
-1
2007-04-19 14:26:45
 
Thank god, someone finally shot her
2007-04-19 15:27:16
 
Every time I watch this, it comes out as a forced, below decently photoshopped ytmnd. I just don't think it deserve the rating it has.
-1
2007-04-19 15:44:39
 
YESYES!!!
2007-04-19 16:15:43
 
god this is so legendary... i liked it better without the mmm toasty mind you
2007-04-19 16:16:40
 
mega-5
2007-04-19 16:17:41
 
5 4 24
2007-04-19 16:22:37
 
gtfo! this sh*t is great. i lol'd in my panties
 
2007-04-19 16:24:58
 
ouch. and still it has over a 4.5
2007-04-19 16:23:00
 
best ytmnd i've seen in awhile
2007-04-19 16:35:36
 
JACK BAUER FTW!
2007-04-19 16:36:46
 
thats what real ytmnders need
2007-04-19 16:46:59
 
OH SNAP
2007-04-19 17:36:36
 
................YES
2007-04-19 17:51:50
 
WTF was that LOOL
2007-04-19 18:20:05
 
2007-04-19 18:32:28
 
this is stupid. I don't know what people see in this. I'll vote just to counter all the fives.
-1
 
2007-04-25 21:54:37
 
f*g.
2007-04-19 19:02:52
 
2007-04-19 20:00:25
 
its not lacking any meat and thats waht real woman need lol no you dont bang bang you just fell for the trap
2007-04-19 20:29:18
 
a lot of win.
2007-04-19 20:31:59
 
HAHA! Win!
2007-04-19 21:09:32
 
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! love the goat at the end!!!!!
2007-04-19 21:13:03
 
Lets just say, that if "I hate the Quiznos bitch" never existed, would this? Hell no. 1 star for sh*t.
-2
2007-04-19 21:41:44
 
F*ckin A.
2007-04-19 22:09:39
 
CUTHBERT LOLOLOL
2007-04-19 23:02:06
 
2007-04-19 23:18:12
 
THIS IS MADNESS!
2007-04-20 14:39:43
 
Yes!
2007-04-20 19:48:15
 
This site was way better before u added his goat speaking daughter.
2007-04-20 22:20:00
 
well i DID have this 5'd but -2 for the goat thing because its stupid and it totally ruined it sorry :(
2007-04-21 11:44:52
 
thats right, stfu kim
2007-04-22 00:54:09
 
For some reason I can't see her die enough times. 5*
2007-04-22 01:01:26
 
lol upvote... mmmmmm tasty!
2007-04-22 01:21:34
 
Not very good, probably better off doing something else...
2007-04-22 03:24:05
 
YOU F*CKER! I'm sick of hearing that! I change the channel when it comes on, and you assault me from the internets?! How dare you!
2007-04-22 08:25:50
 
jack bauer shold have raeped her b4 she died
2007-04-22 15:59:59
 
oh sh*t, 666 votes? OMG!
2007-04-22 16:57:30
 
just when i thought it was funny, it became FUNNY
2007-04-22 19:11:07
 
5'd for humor value, "Cambodian goatmilk" and "oober meat."
2007-04-22 19:33:46
 
in after btape
 
2007-04-22 19:34:54
 
in after btape
2007-04-22 22:53:58
 
I wish I saw her getting shot, would have been much more satisfing.
2007-04-23 05:10:55
 
DROP THE COFFEE
2007-04-23 10:51:38
 
aww, her little headis so cute. I want to fill it with meat.
2007-04-23 11:05:53
 
It's not quite synced
2007-04-23 12:26:17
 
MOAR DPS!!!1!11!one
2007-04-23 14:33:21
 
"No you don't"
2007-04-23 15:32:00
 
2007-04-23 19:39:20
 
Wow.
2007-04-23 21:40:24
 
roflmcnuggets
2007-04-24 00:55:10
 
Excellent! I love Quiznos and I love 24.
2007-04-24 02:20:55
 
Oh GOD...How did I miss this? Best site in a week.
2007-04-24 04:39:07
 
That ending ruled.
2007-04-24 08:32:18
 
lol
2007-04-24 15:03:11
 
This isn't lacking any meat. And thats what real HEEUHHHHAAA need.
2007-04-24 16:59:09
 
yay goat
2007-04-24 18:01:52
 
Rofl @ the goat
2007-04-24 18:55:25
 
LOL
2007-04-24 19:45:09
 
EPIC!!!!
2007-04-24 21:33:22
 
die bitch
2007-04-24 22:29:18
 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2007-04-24 23:30:55
 
GOAT EQUALS WIN
2007-04-24 23:42:47
 
JACK BAUER WINS!! FATALITY! 555555555555555555555555
2007-04-25 00:04:03
 
That goat was a good touch.
2007-04-25 00:30:28
 
a perfectly good sandwich ... on the dirty floor ... wasted forever ;_;
2007-04-25 11:17:01
 
Very well done. Glad to see a solid YTMND other than OMFGWTFISYFLYLAWLAWLALWBURGERSBURRITOS!!! Thank you.
2007-04-25 12:12:59
 
Perfect.
2007-04-25 12:30:38
 
4'd, because Quiznos isn't a restaurant, it's a fat factory franchise take-out store.
 
2007-04-26 13:42:17
 
that's a 3
2007-04-25 17:10:38
 
5. That is all. Carry on.
2007-04-25 18:13:03
 
One of my favorite seens. Awesome
2007-04-25 18:23:38
 
LOL! Dude, the Quiznos logo in the corner made it HILARIOUS!
2007-04-25 20:58:55
 
That is so f*cking great. Thank you.
2007-04-25 23:39:34
 
Jack obviously doesn't like the meat.
2007-04-26 01:54:45
 
Please change the site back to the way it was originally, kim bauer/goat bitch ruins it. PLUS the quiznos logo used to be more subtle without the mmm....tasty bull crap.
 
2007-04-26 03:53:36
 
The goat bitch adds funny to this. Great job.
2007-04-26 11:42:23
 
You did it! You've won!
2007-04-26 16:25:03
 
lol funny sh*t
2007-04-26 17:18:55
 
YAYYYY, SHES DEAD!!
2007-04-26 21:03:32
 
This ytmnd is not lackin' any meat, and thats what real women need.
2007-04-26 23:59:59
 
HUGE WIN
2007-04-27 18:12:56
 
god I hate quizno's commercials, but when I have the money they're so good to eat :p
2007-04-29 16:11:22
 
beautiful crowd pleasing ending.
2007-05-02 18:34:19
 
Perfect in every way. That bitch had it coming!
2007-05-05 13:55:33
 
well-done
2007-05-21 15:33:01
 
i love it but you need to photoshop the girls face on better.
2007-07-30 23:43:32
 
exactly.
2007-08-18 20:53:48
 
I still laugh really frickin hard at this lolololololololololol
2007-11-27 09:14:09
 
*****
2007-12-14 13:32:13
 
She finally received want she really needed.
2008-12-04 19:27:23
 
THAT F*CKING GOAT SCARED THE SH*T OUT OF ME!
2009-01-15 21:02:24
 
NICE.
2009-03-12 01:02:31
 
WTH, I never realized there was a clock ticking ending!
 
2009-07-13 12:03:53
 
....
2009-07-21 10:36:52
 
She'll be back in season 8 no doubt
 
2007-04-18 17:59:08
 
Oh, I was wondering who was such a big fan of my work: http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/2086/feelthelovekg0.jpg
-1
 
2007-04-18 18:56:45
 
Well I vote jut to counter that
 
2007-04-18 19:29:16
 
don't forget btapeformod and trolling, troller, gabenewell, etc