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Site Title: Jack Bauer Fills Her Needs
Site Domain: bauerknowsneeds.ytmnd.com
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Mohrdikai
Created on: 2007-04-18 16:49:09
Image Origin: 24 Season 3 + desc
Sound Origin: 24 Season 3 + desc
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Description: Deep in the recesses of CTU Los Angeles lies a lone Quiznos restaurant, where Jack Bauer decides to give an old flame what she needs. As requested, more goats. http://www.quiznos.com/tv_commercials.asp, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-GzbmgMzU
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2007-04-18 16:59:51
 
Omg, send this to Quiznos for a new commercial NAO
+8
 
2007-04-18 23:02:54
 
Oh my god. If i vote 5 i will actually LOWER the site rating. WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?
+1
 
2007-04-19 06:05:10
 
YOU HAVE DONE A LARGE PUBLIC SERVICE JACK!!!!!!!!!
+1
 
2007-04-23 17:46:06
 
LOL @ the end, also meat
 
2007-04-26 12:24:46
 
5th. Fav for goat.
2007-04-18 17:02:53
 
uber
 
2007-06-19 13:41:00
 
uber meat
2007-04-18 17:04:39
 
huueeeh heiiiiehh huhhh!!!!!
+3
2007-04-18 17:06:12
 
I liked the YTMND at the end
 
2007-04-18 17:11:59
 
same 5 :P
 
2007-04-19 04:35:35
 
Yeah that modification of the countdown timer pretty much raped me, took my 5 and left me for dead in the Amazon forest.
+4
 
2007-04-19 21:33:47
 
Yea I shat when I saw the timer mod.
 
2007-04-22 02:03:38
 
Great ending.
2007-04-18 17:07:40
 
I was sad that I wouldn't see the Quizno's bitch in any more episodes, but then again it would be kind of contrived for there to be new bizarre coincidences each season where she and Jack would meet again.
+6
2007-04-18 17:09:07
 
urgh, the sync keeps going all over the place. it's enough to make a man use explorer.
 
2007-04-18 17:18:28
 
DON'T DO IT!
+8
 
2007-04-18 17:41:52
 
sync is perfect in IE and therefore 5.
2007-04-18 17:10:11
 
Lulz
2007-04-18 17:13:27
 
nappy headed hos
+6
 
 
2007-04-19 15:50:19
 
ytmnd is based on fads... welcome to the internets
+5
 
2007-04-19 18:58:01
 
Good job yourself murdar....get the hell off ytmnd
 
2007-04-19 21:42:41
 
murdarmachene has spoken.
-5
 
2007-04-26 01:23:31
 
I'm so glad somebody else hated this, also I'm glad it was you guys. *tear*
-4
 
2008-01-31 18:54:19
 
Maybe if you added farts it would be funnier to him
2007-04-18 17:25:42
 
absolutely perfect!!
+3
2007-04-18 17:29:37
 
OH F*CK LOL
2007-04-18 17:36:13
 
4 for execution of Quiznos girl
+2
2007-04-18 17:37:50
 
holy sh*t i haven't laughed that hard in weeks
2007-04-18 17:42:42
 
That's what real women need. A bullet to the face!
+7
2007-04-18 17:44:22
 
SHE IS IN FACT LACKING MEAT, THAT SKINNY F*CK NEEDS TO LEARN NOT TO STOP CRAPPING CUZ SHE MIGHT BE TUBGIRL CUZ SHE CHINESE AND SHE PROBABLY HAS AN ANIME SERIES GOIGN CALLED "QUIZNOS MEAT Z" EPSIODE 1: LACKING MEAT HEWOIFHWEOFJOEWIFJOEWFJEWIFJ
+8
 
2007-04-19 09:05:43
 
HAHAHA! Quiznos Meat Z...
2007-04-18 22:05:26
 
That was awesome.
 
2007-04-18 22:41:56
 
5.23 nice hax bro
-8
2007-04-18 22:43:49
 
5.17 fftw
2007-04-18 22:44:48
 
I'm guessing it's the weighted voting?
 
2007-04-18 22:46:36
 
nah a bunch of alt accts just got the boot.
2007-04-18 22:45:25
 
wow its over 5 i wish all you ytmnd f*gs would 5 my sites : (
2007-04-18 22:45:49
 
woot 5.17!
+1
2007-04-18 22:46:38
 
lol at the end 5'd
2007-04-18 22:47:06
 
Wow, I lost it when I noticed the Quiznos logo on the wall. I love that 0Y:TM:ND logo, btw.
2007-04-18 22:48:51
 
5.16!
2007-04-18 22:52:18
 
heh, Jack Bauer is a dick. Also, rating?
2007-04-18 22:54:01
 
lol
2007-04-18 22:54:50
 
Wow how does this have a 5.14
2007-04-18 22:54:55
 
Over 5 rating? How is this possible! Oh yeah, this is one of the best YTMND's ever...
 
2007-04-18 22:58:43
 
sh*t im downvoting..
+1
2007-04-18 22:58:45
 
(5.13) haxorz?
2007-04-18 23:00:38
 
ITS OVER 5.000!
+1
2007-04-18 23:01:30
 
Jack Bauer, Saintly Badass. He gives the people what they want.
2007-04-18 23:13:18
 
My god man, THIS DESERVES MY 5!!! Damn right thats what women need (lol)
2007-04-18 23:13:23
 
Fixed... for now!
2007-04-18 23:29:16
 
testing comment bug
 
2007-04-19 01:19:59
 
i was going to send an email but i guess you noticed.
-2
2007-04-18 23:31:31
 
HOLY SH*T
2007-04-18 23:36:03
 
Finally someone shutted up that annoying laugh.
2007-04-18 23:41:36
 
hmmm nice work on that 23 ytmnd thingy at the end
2007-04-18 23:43:38
 
thank you
2007-04-18 23:44:05
 
A+, Man... this is the best ive seen in a while.
+1
2007-04-18 23:56:04
 
The Quizno's logo near the end made this 5-able.
2007-04-19 00:03:37
 
She should have turned into a goat after he shot her....
2007-04-19 00:04:29
 
IT'S NO LONGER OVER 5.000!!!
2007-04-19 00:06:59
 
Hooray! She's dead.
+1
 
2007-04-19 00:07:44
 
Also how did I hgh jack this comment? lol.
2007-04-19 00:13:32
 
5 for quizno's logo at the end on the pillar
2007-04-19 00:22:43
 
fad is not funny
-5
2007-04-19 00:24:25
 
This is not lacking what a woman needs.
2007-04-19 00:30:18
 
Holy f*ck this is epic. I love you.
+1
 
 
2007-04-25 21:53:56
 
How does it feel to have another man's penis tearing your sphincter? Or does he use the doorknob he found when you went antiquing together?
 
2007-04-26 01:24:28
 
YES!
2007-04-19 00:51:28
 
i never saw this combination coming
2007-04-19 01:00:16
 
never thought i'd want to be jack bauer
 
2007-04-19 01:00:53
 
wow wtf why does it say 3 people responded to me, yesterday
2007-04-19 01:04:06
 
finally that bitch gets capped
2007-04-19 01:16:31
 
5 for ytmnd clock
2007-04-19 01:16:32
 
5 for the digital ytmnd.
2007-04-19 01:26:44
 
2007-04-19 01:26:46
 
win for ytmnd
 
2007-04-19 01:29:58
 
trolls ftl
2007-04-19 01:34:20
 
OWNED
2007-04-19 01:48:27
 
:P
2007-04-19 02:15:25
 
needs more goats
2007-04-19 02:22:06
 
The ending alone deserves a 5. IMHO Needs more goats.
2007-04-19 02:23:03
 
I like how my comment posted over someone else's comment
2007-04-19 02:52:06
 
HOLY CHRIST!! No joke, you just won teh internets!
2007-04-19 03:31:57
 
Quiznos GMV. I thought the "YTMNB, C, D" countdown was creative and cool, and the quiznos logo near the end also caught my eye. 5'd for great humor.
2007-04-19 04:04:19
 
finally
2007-04-19 04:46:16
 
Nice touch at the end.
2007-04-19 05:28:04
 
Super.
-1
2007-04-19 06:27:14
 
Hahaha
2007-04-19 07:13:34
 
nice job loved the ending too
 
2007-04-19 07:14:22
 
why it do four i hit the 5
2007-04-19 07:35:34
 
EPIC WIN.
2007-04-19 07:46:47
 
Ninaheahha
2007-04-19 07:50:30
 
Great idea, not so great execution
-1
 
2007-04-24 00:57:44
 
Yes...but this is "YTMND.com" This isn't going to the Cannes Film Festival
2007-04-19 07:55:58
 
5 for you sir
2007-04-19 08:26:38
 
She should have died in season one, right c*nt.
2007-04-19 08:27:30
 
Jack and this YTMND win for killing off that daffy bitch.
2007-04-19 08:35:50
 
love it.
2007-04-19 08:43:58
 
bravo bravo
2007-04-19 08:49:32
 
Freakin classic.
2007-04-19 08:54:33
 
I was going to 1 for 24 but it turned into win.
2007-04-19 09:26:40
 
This is full of f*cking win. NO USEFUL INFO!
2007-04-19 10:17:36
 
you got me at the digital ytmnd clock
2007-04-19 11:21:32
 
I will add my fav to the mix!
2007-04-19 11:30:48
 
She's not lacking any lead now either
2007-04-19 11:31:27
 
this is the win!
2007-04-19 11:35:49
 
It's not lacking any 5.
2007-04-19 11:50:46
 
haha LOL- but it's true If you don't get enough B vitamins from meat you can die. :(
2007-04-19 11:59:11
 
Awesome
2007-04-19 12:05:37
 
Justice is Served
2007-04-19 12:25:50
 
Also props for the timer at the end.