okazaki fragments suck f*ggot

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lol 10 years? wow..... thats even longer than hl2!

-2

thumbs up

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Duke Nukem: Take Forever

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Johnny Sokko and his Flying Robot

Well it's not like they called it "Duke Nukem Anytime Soon"

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Wow....gfg

I started putting aside £0.50 per week to buy duke nukem forever. Recently, I gave up and bought a house with the money instead.

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LOL! Win!

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Duke Nukem: For-never!

Makes you think...

Stuck in development heck

Who says heck anymore?

-1

heck, not me.

lol

F*ck you for reminding me.

you guys haven't seen this yet have you? http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206621 its a great animated music video about Duke Nukem Forever, XD!!

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I will wait for you forever.......

well done

This is f*ckin great, 5

Story of my life.

not a duke nukem fan but gotta say nice work with this. quite moving really lol

it's sort of unfair to compare when things are announced to released, i mean they might not have even started seriously until 2000, announcing a game just generates hype. that being said, this is funny

-1

those articles listed a ship date. They weren't just announcements

how about the olsen twins being legal

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I WANT TO BELIEVE

shake it baby

Ah! This song was on Futurama!

Poor puppy. =(

Ha, that was my first thought, too. That was a sad episode...

Another big thing that came out was Rosie O'Donnell

+1

you forgot 911

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who cares about 911? all the sims games and many final fantasy games were made in that time span... its more important then 911.

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the guy who replied is the biggest retard in world history he was born with normal intelect and choose to be a dumbass 911 is more important then a stupid video final fantasy is a stupid game compared to 911 in 911 thousands of people died tat could have been aliveand wit there familys tday but its people like omgersh who deserve to die in a filfy hole

This song always makes me sad. Poor Seymour.

this song depresses me........1

I'm done waiting for that game...

http://forums.3drealms.com/vb/showthread.php?t=26152 You made it to the forums =P

absolutely depressing, I'll still wait for you, Duke

*tear*

2176.... TEH FUTURE........ CARS FLY. WE BREATHE IN GAS-MASK. NANOMACHINES HAVE BEEN INVENTED AND ARE USED IN EVERYDAY TASKS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND..... DUKE NUKEM FOREVER IS RELEASED!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

This was 4'd until you had the list of all those releases since 1997.

Oh and when they said Duke Nukem Forever, they meant it was going to be in production until the end of time.

OH GOD WHY DID YOU MAKE ME THINK OF SEYMOUR!? *cries*

1'd for video game fanboy sh*t...

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You should of ditched the whole slideshow and just displayed the loading screen which said Loading: "When it's done."

-1

love this song

5'd for facts and they better hurry the f*ck up

F*ck duke nukem how bout "Team Fortress 2" been waiting since 1999

let god sort them out

Duke Nukem is too busy getting laid by Nova from Starcraft Ghost

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You know that there's no such thing as Duke Nukem Forever? It's just a big joke.

4'd your information, I ain't waitin' no how.

"Every Grand Theft Auto game" GTA 1 was in 1995 or 96, I'm pretty sure.

Oh wow, '98. I stand corrected.

wait there were 14 seasons of survivor? I didn't think there were that many, and how are there 14 survivors and 11 south parks? they both go yearly don't they?

Why are you paying tribute? The game hasn't even come out yet!

GREATO

Don't care, I'm waiting for Fallout 3.

Funnier than most slideshows, but it's still not as good as just having the text right in front of you for you to read at your own pace.

F, Who plays duke nukem anyway? Oh, plus they started production on a DN movie so add that to the list.

Actually I lied. They stopped production. I think Jesus will be here before the game does.

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That's depressing. Then we won't be able to play it =(

Not enough farts.

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The REAL question is which will come out first: Duke Nukem Forever or the Phantom console??

Don't forget world events. Like 9/11.

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Damn... 10 Years already? I feel old.

That should be a 4...

Aww...Fry's poor dog :(

5'd like any true video gamer should do.

"Mavel Comics." Also zzzzzzzzz.

Repeat after me: NO APOSTROPHE. NO APOSTROPHE. NO APOSTROPHE.

Non'sens'e! The mo're the b'ett'er!

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i wish they would just come out with it already =(

Added a disasters section. It's looking kind of bare...I've probably forgotten some pretty big ones, feel free to send me suggestions.

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If you want to show possessions, it's just I-T-S if you want a contraction, it's I-T-apostrophe-S

...scalawag! Me and proper grammar (or should that be 'Proper grammar and I'?) no longer hang. I'll fix it.

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5'd for citations. Good work.

...It's never coming, is it?

Wonderful.

I was going to give this a low rating, but that's actually pretty hilarious

Why didn't they just release it back in 2001 with that Las Vegas trailer at E3? It looked good enough then! Why? WHY!??

eat sh*t and die

You forgot V-Tech.

"Tomorrow, Wednesday the 19th, around noon CST, we will release the first teaser trailer from Duke Nukem Forever. To tide you over until then, here is a screen shot taken from the teaser." http://forums.3drealms.com/vb/showthread.php?t=29639 WHAT!?!?! Screenshot: http://media.pc.ign.com/media/003/003880/img_5147408.html

Stay tuned.

i hope it will be more worth the wait than mgs4 otacon said it would

hahaha, brilliant. zelda list really puts things in perspective.

Time to update this!

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Good Night Sweet Prince...

COOKIE 4 U ^_^ also Im playing Duke Nukem Forever right now! Because Im the-giva I get things early.