My Jew died in transit.

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sorry to hear :P

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I didn't even know I lost my Jew!

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I don't know why I bought my jew...he can't carry anything heavy and is always whining.

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Can you return a busted jew if it gets mangled by a crucifix?

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You know a crucifix is Jesus on a cross right? So you're Jews got mangled by another Jew on a cross?

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LERN2READNWRITEF*G

Thanks, LEXERAN, but we understood the joke perfectly well on our own.

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I was expecting more from a product that built the pyramids.

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The pyramids were not built by slave labor, but rather by religious fanatics trying to support their god-king. It didn't need slave labor.

Pray tell me what's the difference between enslavement and religion. ( @__@ SECRET COMMUNIST COMMENT. )

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Why couldn't they have been built by both? Egypt existed for far more than one generation you know... If there were slaves at one point little of evidence of them would be left behind...

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Everyone knows that slaves built the pyramids as Gou'auld landing pads.

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5 because things like this show just how dumb evangelists can be.

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plz explain............

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ever been to kansas?

Goddamn, stuck in Kansas myself... They are f*cking nutty.

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yeah helping people return to the land of their ancestors is really dumb especially when they want to go...

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especially when you think it will fufill a biblical prophecy to bring forth the end of the world.

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Ironically, the Zionist Christians want to restore Israel knowing the Jews aren't supposed to be the ones being "saved."

is rail shipping available?

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YOU LEFT OUT URU ACHIM. -4 For no uru achim.

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http://christisnotafashion.ytmnd.com/ Hey Jesus, do a flip!

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SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL THAT NUMBER AND RECORD IT. >>

Lol, someone please do that.

omfg yes.

That's expensive :/

I just called and the lady sounded Arab. I could barely understand her? Secret Islam Trap?

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She was probably Israeli...

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rofl, owned. Well, maybe. The Israelis sound a bit Middle Eastern, but not Arab.

Wings of Eagles? o.O

haha

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Hahaha I don't need a compass anymore.

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/nick MONEY_BACK_GUARANTEE_ASS_NlGGA

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lol

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My leash is all I need

Hilarious...

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can your xbox fly? Jesus can.

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wtf lol

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wow, just wow.

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Can i get you some Jews?

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Jews ain't cheap are they?

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Is a midget Jew half price?

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its ok

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I have a sinking feeling that they're trying to privately fund re-expansion into Palestine with this bullsh*t. >.

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Do I get my money back when I return my Jew, or just store credit?

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That's extortion! Fortunatly my Jew came with a 30 day return policy. Thank you eBay!!

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sorry forgot to rate

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lol

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Zylkon-B was cheaper!

OMG WE HAVE A HOSTAGE SITUATION!

Wow what a sweet deal. I can send 4 jews for the price of sending... 4 jews.

The Fuher would like to know if you can return a dead Jew...our gas chambers are getting kinda full and we could use the cash rebate...

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I never even received my Jew. FexEx said they must have lost him in the desert.

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Where are we returning them to, exactly?

YTMND really is full of f*cking morons.

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Notice the price doesn't go down as the number of jews increases. Lets see, they're assuming all christians are dumb (true) and they're trying to rip them off. Sounds like a conspiracy to me

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My Jew is f*cking defective. It whines ALL the time, snitches money, and it leaves noseprints EVERYWHERE.

nope nope

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mmhm

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if only we could get them to return some n*gg*rs now too

They tried that >.

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Rip off.

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I thought that as the quantities go up, costs usually go down... you could probably still return 4 jews at $1350

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They probably give you free shipping after the 1st Jew.

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o_O

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This is just the result of taking a 2000+ year old fictional figurative passage literally.

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plz explain........

The bible says that Jesus can't return until the "Chosen People" have control of Jerusalem or some stupid racist bullsh*t. Hence: Zionism and the US backed establishment of the Jewish state. And yes, your tax dollars are paying for this.

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yeah, because if jews are in the bible then we know they never really lived there

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jews suck lol

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I wouldnt give money too a jew, but yet o sponsered a site for 15cents so i guess i did...o and i bought toilet paper

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Actually, the pyramids were built by peasant labourers. The farm land flooded for several weeks each year, and there was work to be had building giant monuments, so they supplemented their income thus. Oh, and what the hell? (WRT to the actual YTMND)

I ordered one. Now I have to get on recepie.com to find out what temperature to cook him at.

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Poetry time LoL f*cking jesus f*ckingjesus faster and faster I f*ck him in the ear and i flech his ear and i snowbal into his dads mouth LoL jesus

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So what exactly is this about? I know it sort of ruins the joke to ask but..

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This is a joke, right? Tell me it's a joke.

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no, you're just stupid if you don't understand it...

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GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM, JESUS!

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lol

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lol

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return jews to what? i dont get it

The land they were excilled from thounsands of years ago...

so giving money to the christian church = exile of jews...I still dont get it

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"The Christian Church" uses the money to "return" the Jews

They're not really being "returned" but it is their ancestral homeland...

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LOLLL wtf was that FOR?

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Our master plan unveiled D: So basically Teknorat could have returned 3 Jews, but noo...

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oh my god you've got to be f*cking kidding me... f*cking insane evangelical zionists.

They wouldn't take my Jews, something about defective Yamacas or so, that and I lost their hebrew Bibles.

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5'd for a great deal!

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Yeah I've noticed that these days they are trying to fool/convert/scam the jews on TV

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NSFW???

Who the hell NSFW'd this??? Does having the word JEW in it automatically make it NSFW??

I'd like to say this is one of the stupidest things my Christian brethren have done, but that's saying A LOOOOOOOTTTTT. Don't people know by now not to even begin to act like you understand anything about prophecies concerning the end of the world? but surely Jews returning has nothing to do with it anymore, they are no longer the chosen people, there are no lands on earth anymore that are holier than any other.

What about Poland?

HAHAHAHAHA oh sh*t man great page hahahahahaaha

nobody f*cks w the jesus, dude

That much for jews?

Christians never quit do they lol.

George W. thanks you for giving more money to the zionists. As if the Kosher tax isn't enough.

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Why is this nsfw?

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Hmmm... this is surely WS. Wait, let me check again. (Pause) Yep, it's still WS.

Eh, funny picture, but boring YTMND.

I'm sure they have enough money to return their cheap asses back to hell.