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| Site Title: | Jack Bauer vs. William T. Riker | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | bauervsriker.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | Mohrdikai | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2007-03-28 22:28:00 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Insurrection / 24 Season 6 | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Joe Darwish - The Ken Song | ||||||||||
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| Description: | The 21st Century battles for supremacy against the 24th, all because the T in William T. Riker stands for 'Terrorist'. **Due to popular demand there will be a sequel** The site is currently featured on joystiq.com, cool. | ||||||||||
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| go home and be a family man |
+11 | |||||
-11 [show comment] |
| Gotta love engrish. |
+2 | |||||
| Bauer FTW | ||||||
| I love how CTU is looking it up on gameFAQs | ||||||
| 5 for game faas. SHYOREPPA SHOOORYUKEN! | ||||||
| This... is... AWESOME! SHORYUKEN!!! |
+2 | |||||
| HADOKEN!!! |
+2 | |||||
| WHO WINS |
+3 | |||||
| The final outcome was undetermined because Riker broke the Enterprise's manual steering column™. Let that be a lesson to all to apply pressure gently when using it to play Super Nintendo. |
+18 | |||||
| KEN F*CKING WINS. Triple uppercut for life! |
+1 | |||||
| I wonder if the viewscreen is even 480i compatible | ||||||
| in a battle like this, everyone who watches wins :D
hopefully nobody picks bison in the rematch... he's got cheap moves... that stupid down and kick slide thing... lame... |
+1 | |||||
| I'm sure Riker suffered from quite a bit of a laggy connection, out in space and all :P | ||||||
| jack bauer + joystick | ||||||
| lolololololol | ||||||
| Hax | ||||||
| you make some good sh*t n*gg* | ||||||
| hahah clever | ||||||
| My nipples are so hard. | ||||||
| rofl nice editing and the song is nice too since it's English and I can understand it unlike the Japanese version which isn't bad either though =p | ||||||
| street fighter! |
+1 | |||||
| Chloe checking GameFAQs makes this absolutely priceless. |
+11 | |||||
| Agreed. Fav'd. | ||||||
| WHO THE F*CK WON? | ||||||
| Riker wins because the actor who plays him went to Penn State! |
-2 | |||||
| I still can't believe they put that joystick scene in Insurrection. | ||||||
| -1 for not putting into account that Jack Bauer is closing in on Chuck Norris. | ||||||
| You're on the right track, but he's way ahead of Norris. As it turns out, Chuck Norris doesn't compare. Jack Bauer once lost his keys, then tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up the position of the keys. Also, when his daughter Kim lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it, took it by force, and put it back. Did I mention he's a badass? |
+3 | |||||
| Pretty sure he shoulda toutured that retard last episode, he's losing his touch. dude that cut off his arm this week is rising fast. | ||||||
| Gratuitous ensign shot makes this. I don't even think you needed anything else. |
+5 | |||||
| Gratuitous Ensign Shot? | ||||||
| Gratuitous Ensign Shot. |
+6 | |||||
| Gratuitous Ensign Shot. | ||||||
| Genius | ||||||
| bleh you cut out the lyrics? | ||||||
| Yeah, I decided to take 'em out cause I wanted to make it more fight riff-like. |
+2 | |||||
| havent heard the lyrics, but i think it would be better this way anyways... lol @ "all because the T in William T. Riker stands for 'Terrorist'" | ||||||
| btw http://dl1.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/dl/836/0701ef/Street%20Fighter%20II%20~%20Sing!!/02_crimson_fist_~burning_blood~_(ken).mp3 don't use it since it would probably kill this site's rating, just wanted to share the Japanese version of what I think this guy was saying in the song you used before you cut the lyrics out :P | ||||||
| linky no worky | ||||||
| wish there was more than 5. | ||||||
| Nicely done, but needs more Dan =P | ||||||
| ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | ||||||
| wow |
-4 | |||||
| I like the song. -2 for 24 reference. |
-1 | |||||
| joysticks... I remember those. | ||||||
| GREAT | ||||||
| No fair! Jack's got Chloe hitting up gamefaqs! |
+5 | |||||
| Has good potential, but needs an ending. | ||||||
-11 [show comment] | |||||
| Agreed... we need resolution! |
+6 | |||||
| cli·mat·ic (klī-māt'ĭk) Pronunciation Key
adj.
1. Of or relating to climate.
2. Ecology Influenced by or resulting from the prevailing climate. |
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| I think you need a thermometer and a barometer to meet the high standards of Antwan Davis. You also need to throw out artistic integrity and appease the critics at all costs. Isn't that what ytmnd is all about? How can you be popular if you aren't fearful for your ratings and reputation? I just don't see any way possible. Thermometers and barometers, STAT! |
+2 | |||||
| Dear Korf41: You are a dumbass. 1 : a figure of speech in which a series of phrases or sentences is arranged in ascending order of rhetorical forcefulness
2 a : the highest point : CULMINATION b : the point of highest dramatic tension or a major turning point in the action (as of a play) c : ORGASM d : MENOPAUSE synonym see SUMMIT You looked up the wrong word. Wait- menopause? WTF | ||||||
| Dear Me: I am a dumbass. Main Entry: an·ti·cli·max
Pronunciation: -'klI-"maks
Function: noun
1 : the usually sudden transition in discourse from a significant idea to a trivial or ludicrous idea; also : an instance of this transition
2 : an event, period, or outcome that is strikingly less important or dramatic than expected | ||||||
| I don't think it needs a climax, and apparently neither does AntwanDavis. | ||||||
| Agreed, I was excited and now I feel let down. | ||||||
| Aaaand another dumbass reply from Antwan. Also, I think the climate in this YTMND is just perfect. Go go Mohrdikai! | ||||||
| That's what she said | ||||||
| you sir are a f*ckbag,you've never made a ytmnd so you have no right to down vote. | ||||||
| you win, sir! |
+2 | |||||
| haha. nice. | ||||||
| The stuff dreams are made of... | ||||||
| +4 for everything -1 for not doing the full match!! | ||||||
| In the future joysticks will be able to retract and extend based on your needs!? AWESOME! | ||||||
| Words fail to describe the awesomeness | ||||||
| screw it, i keep avoiding viewing jack bauer ytmnds and I had to face my fears. | ||||||
| not funny. and 24 sucks. |
-8 | |||||
| I hate street fighter. |
-1 | |||||
| aww wow...another ridiculously awesome ytmnd | ||||||
| make it longerrrrr | ||||||
| I knew something would be made, just thought it would've been within the week. Still waiting for BF2 / Microsoft flight Sim version. | ||||||
| GOD LIKE | ||||||
| I guess this was inevitable considering how obvious it was to anyone who watched that episode. Riker = massive hilarity wow LOLOL. I'll be generous and give you some praise for the gratuitous ensign shot, though. | ||||||
| Riker should win. | ||||||
| nice. | ||||||
| Realize your Ken | ||||||
| 5'd for Chloe on Gamefaqs. | ||||||
| Awesome! | ||||||
| hah! | ||||||
| 5 for street fighter | ||||||
| IKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | ||||||
| eh. I just don't like it. | ||||||
| Cool. Also hot ensign! | ||||||
| Why do I have a bad feeling this could spawn a bunch of fads where they then start playing Mortal Kombat, Battlefield, Tekken, etc...? | ||||||
| awesome audio loop 5'd | ||||||
| HADOKEN!!! | ||||||
| Really well made! Shame there wasn't really a funny moment in it... | ||||||
| Well made, and 5'd for Street Fighter, although I'd like to know how anyone plays with a flight stick. | ||||||
| :D | ||||||
| Needs an ending | ||||||
| winner. | ||||||
| This is actually an awesome edit but really needs an ending and then I'll five. | ||||||
| lol, gamefaqs, nice touch |
+1 | |||||
| How do you play SFII with that thing. | ||||||
| Chloe on GameFAQs, brilliant. | ||||||
| It stands for Thomas, dumbass. | ||||||
| This is ridiculous. I love it! | ||||||
| amazing? | ||||||
| Jeeze, Top Viewed today is stacked | ||||||
| If Riker had his beard he might stand a chance. Shaved Riker is powerless! |
+5 | |||||
| i'd like to second that notion |
+3 | |||||
| Agreed also horse dick |
+1 | |||||
| NICE edits! | ||||||
| sweet music | ||||||
| Fraking amazing! | ||||||
| Jack Bauer awoke from death. (His heartbeat stopped) in which he proceeded to kill 10 people, find a cell phone, call CTA and then bang a hot lady. Jack Wins. |
-1 | |||||
| If that's true, why does he need Chloe hitting up Gamef*gs??? |
-1 | |||||
| ctu *ssh*le | ||||||
| A WINNAR IS YOU. And Riker. | ||||||
| FIVE FOR THE KEN SONG! | ||||||
| 5'd for Chloe on GameFaqs | ||||||