5'd before massive lame sponsorship lolol

+35

2ND

+4

I just hope SocialDemocracy doesn't show up and mass sponsor 10 random sites at $300 each so this one gets bumped off the front page....

+6

Who am I kidding? A sponsorship war between those 2 would be awesome....

+12

Don't forget who started the fad of massive sponsorship. Teknorat For Moderator.

+10

poor financial decisions f*g

+4

Very cool song

+3

I thought so.

+1

I'll vote for you. Hell don't the people who have all the money run government anyway?

+8

woooot

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n*gga stole my P1ZZ4

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i like inserting myself at the beginning

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Gaf! F*g backwards... So I 5'd.

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Mkay pluto.

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Technorat for YTMND Treasurer

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GIVE ME ALL YOUR JEW GOLD

+17

show me the money...

+6

technocrat

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Free Republic

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OMG! U INVENTED THE INTERNET. DID YOU HEAR THAT EVERYBODY, TEKNORAT, AKA, AL GORE, MY HERO, INVENTED, THE, INTERNET!

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ruhroh

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Seriously, if you haven't bribed yourself into mod status by now this site is f*cked up.

+5

I agree. You've paid max enough to BUY moderatorship.

+9

yo i think my 5 star button is broken

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Seriously, if you haven't bribed yourself into mod status by now this site is f*cked up.

+5

lol double post.

+6

5 just because you're my friend and I always 5 your stuff. lol

-2

Is that Mondale?

Because I've already spammed the sh*t out of this site: South Park, Season 11, Episode 3.

-1

No I think that's Taft.

-1

MAX in '08

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$$$

WHAT TEH FUUUUUHK!?

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OH YEA< THE Sound is MK!!! BUYING THE COFFINS LOLOLOLOLOLOL

hahaha, thats what I thought too.

hey tekborat

-2

Hey signjets

For a bit of originality in this, I would draw a handlebar mustache on Gore.

-1

I don't want to end up like Perez Hilton.

+3

I smell credit fraud.

-6

What in the wide world of sports is going on here.

:O

-6

How do you afford this!?

I don't I'm almost broke and jobless.

+5

He deals crack in the 2nd wealthiest brothel of Sweden.

+3

Probaly has a rich daddy who supports him.

+1

you know wasted $193.90 :P

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Al Gore is a whiney biotch. We better stop polluting out atmosphere because of global warming. Mars and Jupiter are now warming up as a side effect. Damn you carbon fuels!! Anyway, yes to bring home the troops.

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-5 for bieng a gay looser and a f*g +1 for having the balls to show it and another +1 cause i know youll have to suck dick on the streets to get that money back :/

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LOL

-1

HAHAHA!

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LOL, top get the money back!

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SIGNED!

+1

this nigs got my vote!

+2

I just plain don't like you.

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also john mccain http://img99.imageshack.us/my.php?image=teknoratelolns6.jpg

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At first, i thought the sound was from Far Cry, but then i decided it wasnt. anyways, you earn my vote.

+6

Not that great. Some of the other mod campaigns had better presentations. +2 for helping to raise money for the site though.

+1

I believe in running on my principles not on my ad campaign.

+8

Oooh burnt'ed.

+2

http://goddamnsilvermonkey.ytmnd.com/...that's where teknorat hides his stash!

-2

No

-3

Gimme yo bread

+6

ok

+1

What are your principles? Massive donations? We want a man of action, not a man of money. Now, a man of action and money would be awesome.

+12

My principles are that of responsible commenting, responsible site creation and a cohesive community dedicated to giving a big F*ck You to eBaum's world through the creation of a better site. Also c*cks.

+7

Well hell that changes everything. 5'd for you. I want those same things. Thought you were a lil punk trying to run and ruin everything. I was wrong.

+7

No problemo thanks!

+5

As candidate for moderator I feel you should clarify to the people where you stand on key battleground issues of our time. With that in mind, what is your position on NEDM?

+8

Cruelty to animals is always bad unless the cruelty results in tasty food.

+6

5 Just for tasty food and on top of that I am for giving you mod due two your clever wit and decent grammar.

+2

I'm giving TheOWA mod due two his decent grammar

3 for massive self sponsorship and terrible site.

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true that

-1

can you spare a dollar for my 200+ YTMNDs? they're cold and lonely bless you

+2

Therein lies the problem with having 200+ ytmnd's. Which one truly deserves sponsorship?

you must live in Bel-Air

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WTF IS IT THAT YOU DO to have $1200 to sepnd on nothing?!

+3

Oh I'm currently unemployed.

+3

Good use of $193.90.

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LOL, Campaign Financing.

+4

OK

+1

You have entirely too much money to blow and I really hate you

-3

I think I know that music... is it from the CG animated show "Shadow Raiders" which used to be known as War Planets?

Worstest modtmnd ever.

-2

ptkfgsmaster2maryo took the gold medal for that awhile ago.

-1

I support your aiding in YTMND...donations are a good thing. And I don't even care if you sponsor your own sites...but could they please be a little bit better?

+3

Picture ,sound ,a singular focus. That is the basis of YTMND.

+4

oh and text, cant forget text

+2

Okay, really, why are you spending so much money on YTMND? I don't think MAX spends this much money on YTMND.

+8

just MY ENTIRE LIFE

+159

Point taken. But I'm talking cash, my good man.

+4

I think max has spent more than me. And cash is nothing compared to time invested.

+11

max's response was worth the internets.

+4

Best comment of the day.

max voted for Sharpton.

+4

Opportunity cost. Get a brain.

holy sh*t lol @ max xD nice one!

-2

I spent all my money on bootleg booze.

-3

Von Doom just got SeRveD!!!

-3

highest rated comment ever, LOLZ?q@$@!$# N21B3

+1

rofl at max

+1

*cries* Poor max...

HE HAS ALL THIS MONEY BECAUSE HE IS A JEW!!

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Here, have this 1. no, really- I insist.

-7

I recognised the similarity, but it's not the theme to shadow raiders, which was an excellent show.

Where do you stand on Benefit fraud Teknorat?

Hopefully you go broke so I don't have to look at your lame ytmnd's anymore, because they'd never make it to the front page otherwise.

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i vote lol

Can we all remember the hypocrisy of our leader here, who has his election YTMND sponsored at $139 this week. Please refer to his other work. http://stopdonating.ytmnd.com/

+1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

god you're a tard pumpz0r.

Yes, he did. Isn't it just wonderful? Incredible? Fan-f*cking-tastic?

Oned, because this would mean you can actually BUY moderator privileges.

teknorat=max

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lol, downvoted

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You didn't even downvote it, douchebag.

+2

you won my vote and my heart

as much as i like teknorat's ytmnds, i cant consent to a jew on the moderator team.

+1

Max is laughing all the way to the bank.

-1

Dude, again, please stop sponsoring your own sites. It's great that you want to spend your money on this site and make other people happy with generosity and penises and what the f*ck ever you have dancing around in your head when you click "Sponsor this site!", but you are breaking the principle of sponsorship and ruining a standard of quality for the sponsored this week(or whatever) area. Don't you f*cking get it that if everyone was just like, "Ok, I need to save up a thousand bucks-

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-so I can make it to the front page of my favorite website", instead of going "Alright, that last ytmnd was hilarious, that was inspirational, I'm gonna aim to make one just as funny but new and surprising and just as good in quality so I can earn front page" and all that, that we'd end up not a site of people making ytmnds, but a site full of people getting in f*cking bidding wars over a popularity contest. I'll sponsor ten sites for a thousand bucks each! Whoo, aren't I awesome! Look at me everyday! Haha!

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You are a f*cking jackass. Grow up and cut it the f*ck out. Sponsor other people's sites that you like, in a wide variety of smaller sponsorships, please.

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I'll sponsor what I want.

+6

Go on and keep sponsoring what you want, to the detriment of every other user that deserves whatever spot you hog for yourself on the sponsorships this week area. You're a greedy piece of sh*t hiding behind money. I guess it isn't my site to have principles for, but if i was Max, I'd tell you to keep your sh*t money and go somewhere else. You disgust me.

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YEAH TEKNORAT! IF I WAS MAX I WOULD BE LIKE "HEY, STOP GIVING ME MONEY. YOU'RE RUINING THE BALANCE OF SH*TTY WEBSITES ON THE SPONSORED LIST BY HAVING A SH*TTY WEBSITE ON THE SPONSOR LIST!"

+1

you have my support.

+2

if u sponsor yourself that much money, u have to b gay. seriously, i saw ur 1 about how u gave more than1ooo dollars to ytmnd. u r never gonna get any pussy

-7

he could probably buy his pussy. ytmnd is probably like 1% of what he actually spends his money on.

not enough

sorry.

Well, you got my vote

you got my vote. everyone knows that only the massively rich are elected to positions of power.

+1

Teknorat: Where do you get this disposable income?

my jaw hit the floor when i saw you put 200 dollars to a free website. u crazy

Teknorat can only say this: "I'M RICH, BITCH!!!"

couldn't you have started with 90 bucks to beat the guy below you, and when you fell off due to time add another 90?

Yes but I see no reason to keep this up for more than a week.

F*ck you guys, he just gave your f*cking website 200$... bitches, honestly, all of you who complaned and said he was buying moderator give 10 bucks of your momma's money for your website who's bandwidth you choke with more sh*t than Ricky Martin's anus. I'm not saying you shouldn't make a site called "Free Pron lol" and have it be a squarewave ear rape site, but at least give somthing back.

+6

*salute*

My good golly god.

This song is from Far Cry the video game. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

meh, indifferent, rather L337 tho

5 for adding your picture.

Hahaha, jobless jew.

+2

possibly

...i smell jew with money

+2

I support ... ?

Until teknorat vomits cosbys out of his nose, you lose! Good Day Sir!!!

-1

Gore sux. lolololol.

Having more money than sense seems to apply quite nicely to you :P Good luck with mod.

+1

Holy f*cking sh*t. 5. Just for donating so much money to our community. I hope you bought yourself a moderator position.

+3

BIGGEST waste of 200 dollars in human history.

-4

I voted for Nader! I hate everyone!

+1

Mods that get made mods because they paid money for it are the lamest mods ever.

-2

dude at least he's helping the site out, what the f*ck do you do besides waste space?

+4

If he's going to pay money to the site at least he could do it by making some funny sites and not begging for mod status.

I'm not begging. I'm letting max know that I am interested in being a moderator by creating a YTMND as per his latest news post.

+1

You've got my vote.

I hope that this starts a donating fad! then max will be well chuffed+D

+1

Teknorat wins just because of the sheer massive sponsorships. Some of you don't have the balls to do such a thing! Ah ha ha!(Neither do I)

+2

No thanks, I'll cast a vote for Robot Nixon...

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great max is gonna have no choice to make you mod because of all the money you've given to ytmnd. jew f*g

-3

Yes, see Teknorat didn't give just any money, he gave MIND CONTROL MONEY! Man Phluxy, you have got it figured out.

+1

Teknorat does a good thing by donating to YTMND, and he gets bashed for it? F*ck you bashers, your just jealous of the guy.

+2

YTMND thanks you for your contribution. 3.

+1

Too much lipstick.

+1

Suck.

you poor mother f*cker

http://ratedeforeveryone.ytmnd.com/

5'd for the big donation to max

+1 because Al Gore looks weird in that picture.

no canadian, self sponsoring f*ggot makes a good mod

so what you just had an extra 193.30 lying around and you were like "hey i could use this to sponsor my own ytmnd well ima 5 it just for that reason

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

who cares how much money this guy spends.

Use this money to get a life man...

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No support ytmnd you go teknorat these guys are just jelous losers ftw

+2

you could have bought a nintendo DS and 2 games. or a DS and a supercard and 1 gig of memory.

LOL JEW GOLD

+1

5'd for mucho dinero.

This site is terrible, but +2 because you have just paid for max to run this site for another year.

HOW ABOUT NO!

-1

-2

Dude...you blew $193.90 on this crap?

-1

where did you get this random number of 193.90? and whose gonna have the balls to chip in the extra 10 cents?

5'd for controversy.

The site is good, I don't know why, but... Maybe its the gloomy music in combination with a "vote for me" campaign. The site is good, so you get 5 stars from me just because the site is good.

5 for freaky site and money for Max

Well you've put enough money into YTMND you proably should be MOD. Teknorat for MOD!

You should donate this to something meaningful, like the extermination of stupidity on the internet. Starting with you.

dude stop being al gore.!@!#@!

wow,,, what a waste of money seriously.

wtf the audio freaked me the f*ck out and made me think the guy's face was melting or some sh*t, I think I need to go to sleep or something before I have a total mental breakdown

I got lost once, some aliens and sh*t were all around me and I went for a snack but my bag was missing oh no and some numbers steven

-1

also 5 for that and sponsoring your site for so much even though people are f*gs and donm't realize that self sponsorship gives YTMND money no matter what even if it is your own site

yeah u probably shoulld be mod, if u pur over a grand in ytmnd. U should probably of spent that money on a hooker. u loser

+1

Vote Teknorat: He's an *ssh*le, but at least he's honest about it.

+1

I'd vote for you! Wait... maybe I wouldnt. I'm not sure.

no

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YOU HAVE MY VOTE

Seriously, if bribery gets moderatorship, that sucks.

It's not bribery. It's an application for Moderator status via a YTMND as per max's latest news post.

I are giving you me 8,000th vote

5 if you tell me where you get the secks audio from.

A dark march lies ahead.. together we will ride. Like thunder from the sky.

+1

thunder from teknorat's penis.

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oh yeah and the thunder goes on you lol.

-2

teknorat i want to rip off your face skin and wear it as a mask as i cut a hole in your moms esophagus and defecate down her throat. LAWLLERS

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1 star for sponsoring yourself

-2

actually tekky, i think everyone has forgot about you.HAGS.

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TO THOSE WHO THINK THAT THEY KNOW WHERE THIS SONG IS FROM YOU FAIL AT LIFE. GO LOOK UP SOUTHPARK EPISODE 3 SEASON 11 AND STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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TONIGHT, MY CAT DINES IN HELL ------------------------------------------------------ AND THANK YOU Teknorat FOR GIVING YTMND MONEY.

+2

This is pretty much the stupidest YTMND I have ever seen in my time on this website. I will spare you and give you 2 stars instead of one because judging by the amound you have given to YTMND.com so far, this website is your life.

-2

Wow. You managed to fail at spelling, counting and life at the same time.

-1

Yeah virgin, he fails at life while you fail at getting laid. :) jk jk. Also yes, this website is CLEARLY teknorat's life, just look at all the time he spent making ytmnd's........................... oh wait.

I changed my mind, one star. And what are you virgin? Has your life hit such a rock bottom that all you can do in your spare time is flame people for misspelling words? How 'bout working on a way to make your name not true?

-1

no

-1

OBJECTION!

The People Will Choose THEIR NEXT LEADER! AND IT WILL NOT BE A Bourgeois PIG like youself!

i would vote him for real government, he knows the issues, and he would probably remember Poland if necessary....

Because some random kid on the internet is a great canditate just because he has daddy's money and has proper grammar. Die.

Hai I give you five cause you be cool.

I"M AFRAID

you have my support

5'd for paying for more ytmnd bandwith.

lets sponsor actual ytmnds instead

sure . . .

f*ck freerepublic.com

LOL immediately new that the music was from south park how sad is that.

iawtytmnd

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

try making a funny ytmnd, that might buy more votes than buying views for your site does

HOLY SH*T!!!! You have 200 hundred bucks to blow on nothingness such as this??? F*ck. share the wealth mon frere.

Fresno, California?

"Don't forget who started the fad of massive sponsorship. Teknorat For Moderator." ummm..excuse me? i was the first to spend the most money on sponsoring. dont ever forget that.

-1

sponsored by yourself?

hmm, i one stared this for the huge self-sponsor b4, but someone who wastes that much of their life on this would prolly b a good mod

Calling every President of the United States ever to hold the office a barbarian = fail.

+1

QUICK THROW MONEY AT THE JEW BEFORE IT SHAPE SHIFTS

M-m-m-monster Fail.

1'd for very very creepy Al Gore

its a piece a cake to bake a cake

-1

um....gay?

5 for making me wish I was rich like you. You would have to be in order to spend that much money on ytmnds.