Holy sh*t.... I can only imagine what you will do for 1000.... I await anxiously (sp?) lol

+1

According to a PM, "i plan to be alittle more open... =)".

+7

whistle blower! =P

4000 comments and she'll print out the YTMND front page and cram it up her butt right?

+4

how'd you guess? =)

+1

fur reAL?

-1

You should base it on views, haha. I don't see this making it to 1000.

1000 votes? Use the How to Prank a Telemarketer audio instead of music and it just might work.

+1

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I like the sound of "being more open...". You're cute and have nice camel toe btw,

+1

I think there are too many gay people on ytmnd for a thousand... f*ggots...

THIS IS A GURL ON TEH INTERNETS N SHE HAS A SWEET GINEY!

5555555555

Daddy would be $o proud!

lol, sponsored

:O You'll make God cry...

With joy.

+1

Put a shoe on your head!

+1

hey, thats my fiance's vagina! everybody stop looking!

+1

more plz

-3

Wow, you came through. Internet respect to you!

1000 is too much of a jump. Drop it to 750 at least then 1000. We be but mortal men!

If rushur.ytmnd.com can get 3k+ votes, I'm sure this can hit 1k. I personally find this kitty a bit more entertaining.

why not.

I don't know if it's been said, but you look like you're Korean. M I RITE?

Good call. Bonr in Pusan.

"Bonr in Pusan" for 1500 votes?

+10

lol

ah ha! i thought so...nice to see a little of your south korean delight on the update too!

"Bonr in Pusan" how many for that? HAHAHA!

bonr in pusan /win

Wait... Are we counting comments or votes?

Votes.

OH DAAAAYUMNNNN, SHE WENT AN' DID IT.

Pardon the weirdness, but I suggest you take a look at that bruise under your right breast.

+1

And who says YTMNDer's don't look out for each other?

it's what is left of a hickey. =P

+1

lol, attention whore much?

+8

how badly did your dad sexually abuse you?

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Holy crap Ms. Upvoter, you're gonna go down in YTMND history... A kick *ss FEMALE upvoter that's hawt... I mean, wow

How can I not vote?

nice.

Compliments of your publisher! This is my favorite Spider-Man spin off that we've published.

Saved to computer for fapping later.

So, what does 1000 get? 5dnfav due to aznflavor.

hmm my 5d's didnt register....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-1

Even if it were in focus, I'd still say you have a really ugly vagina. Not much of a turn-on at all, more of a "my god, put that thing away please". Stop camwhoring.

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Not sure that I agree. The landscaping is nice...and the rest is pretty standard. Is this the first Va-J-J you've seen?

+3

thats a pretty nice lookin vag jason, you must be gay...

+4

says someone who voted this a 5, lol.

-1

i am disappointed at this picture, there was so much potential!

-2

Im not

im suprised this is not on the top viewed you think more people be eager to see your snatch

i'd f*ck her then leave her.

+3

we're all allowed our dreams. =)

+1

moar

5'd, just because

damn, you really do deliver. nice c*nt.

I want a bent camel toe shot for 1000

-2

-1

sht dind'nt regtred:/

crop off some of the top

1000 wat?

wait, how old are you?

Moar?

-1

OMG Giant GURL with no pants!

-1

5'd for the balls to do this. Hi FNUV ; )

Naked Asian chick and still not highest rated YTMND. You know, when you think about it, that's pretty sad.

+6

Time to get all those alt accounts out boys.

+1

Yeh, Id definitely let u give me a Rusty Trombone, then id give you a Zamboni followed by a Dirty Sanchez and last but not not least the Candy Cane

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Then you would finish beatin off, come out of your dreamlike state and cry yourself to sleep, alone, in your moms basement. 4d for vag shot, u should be shot.

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A few things. First "Then you would finish beatin off" most of the things i stated were things that required a woman and a man, and you spelled "Beating" wrong which i assume is slang for masturbation. Secondly leading scientists have shown that durin masturbation/sex the male mind is at an extremely active stage thus making it impossible to dream or sleep during this self gratification process. I assume your referring to one imagining things that will heighten his pleasure.

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Third, my house does not have a basement but even if it did, the property is under my fathers name so you comment would still be incorrect. Fourth I believe that you men you complement this lady on her picture but your English is atrocious. Finally since your comments are very hard to read because of the way you've over used commas and disregarded all guidelines of the English language it appears as though you are telling this lady she should be shot.

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Next time you comment I ask you to please be kind enough to conjugate proper sentences and take a moment to proofread your work as you are making a mockery to this site. Thank you for your time and in the future I hope to see more intelligent posts from you. Sincerely, X2IceMan04

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I got my point across in two sentences. It took you 3 posts. You MUST be smrt. Also your attempt at humor failed at life. Mine worked, because obviously, you got all bunched up about it. Hehe and someone (not me) popped you with some negs, nigs. my 4d comment was clearly directed at you, but you knew that. Ok let's correct your grammar: Yeh should be Yes. Also there is an apostrophe in I'd It is spelled You not just u. And yet another missing apostrophe. Also you forgot your period at the end.

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One more thing, I have never claimed to be Robert Frost, but by posting that my grammar is attrocious and making as many mistakes as you did in your three butchering posts, what does that say about your grammar skills. Oh and I missed where it said that messing up mei engrish is a mockery of ytmnd, I thought it was a prerequisite. Assclown.

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Can't we all get just get along? Damn it, there's a woman voluntarily taking her clothes off...get over yourselves!

+5

you are correct sir, naked chick>all

+4

X2IceMan0 you got pwned.

Huh. Nipples and clits.

+4

-2

grr...mstrbtd n kybrd...vwls dn't wrk nymr...hlp plz...

+3

I love how calmly and cleverly you respond to some of these posts. But then, given the subject matter, I guess this kinda stuff is expected...

+1

Nice. I love asians, maybe a little too much...

-2

lol, good job on the site. Let's make the next picture at 750 though. ;)

+1

its porn.

-2

frick i love you

-2

2000!

-2

I really don't think you're going to get 1000 votes. There just aren't enough core users. If you really want to keep this going, just keep updating the picture when the daily views take a big drop. If you wait to long to update the pic, this site will lose its momentum.

+13

What I was thinking. 750 might be more realistic.

-2

All I can say is, I did not expect this. A win in my books. So +3 for unexpected, and +2 for actually being hot. so 5 as this is the only thing I can do on the internets.

The next picture had better deliver. As in like .. dildos and other females.

+4

Needs option to add more stars.

Press F11 to see it better, or look up!

Adding my support ;) lol

the first was better, unfortunately... hopefully the next will be the best

+3

this is so like the YTMNSFW Forums..... I'd rather go to some porn site then sit here and wait for ytmnd trolls to upvote because they are too dumb to go look up hotter stuff on the internets

-3

I was almost expecting a trap.

-3

i was gonna say tits or gtfo, but...

-3

You know what this means. HeatherC will be goaded mercilessly until she follows suit and unsuits. Porn and funny. I haven't decided if they mix yet. Who cares, because you bared your c*nt on the internets, and that's callow and stupid and brave.

-3

voting for more!

Oh please xtube.com gets the job done

-2

I need more!!

-2

You got everything, what I love in a girl... you are asian, and a girl.

YAARRR LONG DONG SILVER!

Hmmm not sure how or when it happened, but somehow NSFW sites were being filtered from my front page. Thankfully I turned it off in time to contibute my vote.

SHOE ON HEAD! SHOE ON HEAD!

+3

YES!

YES! YES! PTKFGS! DO SHOE ON HEAD SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 500-1000

-2

Great success

-2

Come on YTMND you can do better

-3

+1

-3

Does it make me gay if I downvote?

-2

Yes!

Huzzah for porn, and that the one female ytmnd'er is a hot asian chick willing to get naked for votes. Huzzah I say!

+1

Gotta love eProstitutes. Oh wait, nope.

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except there is no sex involved, no cyber sex. failed. =)

+13

vowels work again! yay! And Shoe on head in next pic.

It STILL wont let me vote on NSFW sites....

-2

I wonder if I did a PTKFGS version of this and posted my penis/balls would i get a 4.23 rating... possibly higher!

+4

only one way to find out

now that would be entertainment

warning: dongs.

has anyone else noticed this site has 69 favorites?

+7

-2

-3

definately a 2 bagger

-3

*curious*

Meow

+1

This is going to fall off the sponsorship list on Sunday. I doubt it will get an additional 200 votes in three days. Someone else may want to sponsor this soon if you want to keep it up (lol double-entendre) for another week. I would, but I've already spent $100 on YTMND this month.

+1

Only 800? Wasen't it just 1000? Why not just take it down to 600 and we can call it a day.

+1

Nothing worth noting, aside from yet another attempt from max to get charged with indecent exposure. Death Unto You.

-6

Will the next one be a dildo? I hope, lol

+5

Stop being a whore. And if you are going to be a whore, trap trap trap that sh*t. Put up goatse or something. Or gbt 4chan.

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why would she be jealous of someone who is posting their own naked pictures on the internet?

ROWR! HISS! HISS!

She voted, so she must want to see SOMETHING....

There are better ways of getting attention. I thought it was really funny and 5'd when you 'revealed' you were a girl, but this is just really pathetic. I mean, I guess you're making money off of this, great job, that puts you in the same league as prostitutes. Not glamorous, not cool, just really, really sad.

When I want attention I upload Cosby remixes on pornotube.

okay okay, you got me voting.

Vote, me likey!!!

Hellz yeah

611...come ON guys, can't you do better than this?

+4

Using porn to gain votes. How.... Diabolical!

+7

You are over 18 right? >.> Ok, just checking.

+6

19 y/o.

+1

she is ugly and asian

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and you gave me a 5, nice.

+3

lololo

GODS YES

Best thread of the day. :)

+2

629

-2

Nnice..

whatevar, SHOE ON HEAD

-1

What the hell... 5

1'd for pimple on the bottem of right breast.

-2

5

-1

lol snatch irl

Ya, thats pretty hot, pretty hot. Totally worth a 5 for more o.o

+1

Lol, un-nsfw'd for great justice!

When will we get the PTKFGS version?

-2

FOR THE LOVE OF ZEUS, VOTE!

Single?

nope, sorry. =)

+1

Sure.

heh 664

-1

bet or not, you are really hot

Five'd for moar.

+1

'No girls on the internet' true 99 times out of 100 - and the one time you dont walk into a meatspin Trap you're disappointed? Damn people... Upvote for justice, for hilarity, for efame, for max, but most of all cuz its free hotness! 5 from me... We must conclude this epic chapter Also, my pron folder is corrupted... I'm going to be abusing your image!

+1

What ever happend to just posting cute cats.

-1

ugh.. as much as i hate to do it. YOU CANT SEE THE PUSSY?... LUL etc.

haha get it?

Well I believe you will get your 800, as people are easily manipulated when it comes to things like this. That is actual attractive women on the internet. Pathethic I'm sure but un avoidable all the same. Something in a man's mind when he finds out a woman does the same nerdy things he does but yet is very attractive makes him go insane. Someone needs to do a scientific study or something.

-1

Revised Internet Code - Section 5.4.3b - If a girl acts sexual on the internet, its a G.I.R.L. - Guy In Real Life

Come on you people, you're being duped by..not even what id call a pro. If this screen had her holding a piece of mayber saying "Hi YTMND" or something like that, then clearly itd be gravy, but, you're all being conned. Hes undoubtedly got a screen set of this girl getting more and more kinky that he will post one after another once the vote marks have been set.

-1

real girl or epic upvoting trap manuever.. either way, you gotta hand it to him/her for something

+1

you're an idiot: http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1496/fnuts7.jpg

+1

Ok hotshot, explain to me how the upper left hand side of that paper is dripping downward, yet, the upper right hand side is absolutely perfect, forming a 90 degree angle based off the direction we're looking at it from. You've planned for this well my friend, but physics still has you beat. Photoshopping > physics on the internets though, so repost the pic with a new address with photoshop fixes, and ill bite

-5

its a piece a paper with its upper left edge bent backwards, the reason it is still stadning upright in my picture is because my hand is supporting that side of the paper. how does anything you just said prove i faked this?

+1

So to get this straight, based on what you just told me, your other arm, which we can see a little bit of in this picture, goes down beneath the end of the picture, over to the left, and then the hand comes back up, yet, theres no evidence of it at all, and the paper is just held perfectly up without any indentures... Dont get me wrong, if this is you, you're a very attractive girl, but, ive been on the internets a very long time and ive seen every hoax known to man, and im just not convinced.

-4

wtf are you talking about, there is one hand in the picture, a piece of paper can support itself if you hold it correctly, and you insisting i photoshopped a fake piece of paper? MADNESS!

LOLOL obviously shadow has no idea about how real world paper bends and gravity moves it and stuff....halarious sh*t there.

I never said the whole paper was fake. Anyways, im simply just not convinced of this.

-4

Open up the image in a text file and see if it has been altered. Photoshop leaves it's mark.

+1

O.O() /fap

nice fap reference

5'd

Hell, I'll play along

Pleated skirts. My only weakness.

-1

I'm always willing to help out a good cause.. ;) Fake or not, I don't care. That's a lovely snatch.

I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree with Shadowspecies here. Not only is the photo posted suspiciously photoshopped, upon closer inspection the paper is blue-ish on the left side, and further becoming a bright white on the right. Furthermore, on close inspection of the word "your" it looks more like "gav" as it has been slightly tampered with. The photo was indeed tampered with well, the but odd pixalation around the letters is a dead giveaway to photoshopping. Also, the lighting for the room is off...

-2

Also, quick adding in...compare the R in "yor" to the other R's in the other words....doesnt match. :P

-1

I ARE AMAZING PHOTO EXPERT MAN. THIS IS TEH PHOTTOSHOPPED IMAEG BECAUSE IT IS POOR QUALITY. IT COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE FROM A WEBCAM OR FROM JPEG COMPRESSION. PAPER CANNOT POSSIBLY BEND AND CANNOT POSSIBLY BE HELD STRAIGHT AT ALL. ALSO I ARE HANDRITTTING EXPART! EVERYBODY HAS PERFECT HANDWRITING LIEK A COMPUTAR FONT, AND SO IF TWO RS ARE DIFFERENT, IT IS EVIDENCE OF A HOAKS. ALSO ALL SNAPSHOTS HAVE PERFECKT LIGHTING, SO VARIATIONS IN LUMINOSITY AR E EVIDENCE OF TAMPERSING. SHENANIGANS!

+1

the paper is not blue it appears that way due to lighting, a drak background and the only light provided was the webcam's itself will do that, it turns white because the focal point of the light is there (notice the top of my head compared to my chest)

+3

you people are serious? who gives a f*ck and get a webcam and take a picture of paper and see webcams suck they arent digital cameras and even on digital cameras paper isnt one shade across the whole thing unless u have a studio diffused light setup....so gtfo and enjoy some nice tits and pussy for gods sakes...GOSH

i say we just wait and see where this is going. if she bends over and shoves her penis in the cam and calls us gay f*gs you were right, otherwise we will just forget about your comments. no need to proove your superior intelligence on the internet, really.

+1

Lets all see where this is going.

+1

HAY THAR WHAT GOING ON HERE?! ... :(

F*CK IT WONT TAKE MY 5! GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 STARS!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

703rd how did i miss the boat on this?

i deliver the vote, you deliver more of her :P

+1

Nice

hurry up and post more damnit

lawl

Hmmm. O_o

These guys worrying about whether its PS'd or not. Real or not NOONE here will get to EVER find out if she is or isn't. So just stfu and vote so this asian gives us more candy.

Chink-chan.

-2

5 for the best idea of using YTMND in a long time....and not only becaus you get nekkid in the process.

+1

It gets even funnier. She actually lowered the number of votes needed to see more because no one cares there's a naked Asian chick posting her goodies all over YTMND. Congratulations -- you'll never be a porn "star"..

-1

I think part of the problem might be, at least if you think about it a LITTLE bit, that this whole thing could be complete bullsh*t. How the hell are we supposed to know that these pics weren't pulled from some random porn site or weren't posted in some small forum by somebody else? For all we know, the person posting this is some 35-year-old, fat bearded guy. The authenticity is completely out the window.

1.) this was all a bet, 800 votes was a compromise. 2.) I can eventually wind up with 1900 dollars doing this, more than I could make working for a month in a half. 3.) I've explained this 100 times, some of you need to read.

+2

Well, forgive me for not reading every single comment your army of pubescent boys has left here.

-1

MOAR MOAR MAOR

+1

How can someone not vote for this? Also, please post all the previous ones I've missed. I'm never going to turn away from nude shots. Sh*t.

Lol at Desc

I love how anything involving women gets guys so angry. I'd take my clothes off for $1000 holy sh*t this is totally worth it for her.

+1

PTKFGS!

This is absolutely ridiculous. Why are you whoring yourself for votes?

-1

I just read the comments on the first page. It started as a bet, I see. I have done worse for bets.

5'd for great justice!

Complete and total win.

look at me, perverted internet dorks, for i am female and have breasts!

-2

almost there.....

+1

I would imagine she has a number of reasons for doing this. 1) Attention whore (maybe she doesn't get it off line) 2) Money (everyone loves money) 3) It isn't FriendlyNeighborhoodUpvoter at all just a big joke (this IS YTMND). The thing I don't get is it's "Hawt Asians" this/ "I wish I was Asian" that /"I only like Asians because I like Anime" this / "Asians are teh win" that and this YTMND not only isn't the top rated YTMND - which I'd imagine it would be - but it didn't get the required number of votes in

Huh?

I'm just saying I expected this to become the #1 YTMND rather quickly and it didn't. I just find that rather unusual is all I'm saying.

I mean, hell, even I've looked at it about 100 times. She should have based how much more she reveals on views rather than votes. We would have seen a lot more a lot quicker. Just my opinion, lol.

1.) i get more than enough attention offlne. 2.) getting 1900 dollars if everything works out they way I hope. 3.) it is.

Let me tell you the thing about girls. Typical American Chicks - the ratio of good looking to not good looking is the highest, at something like 1:25. However, of all the good looking American chicks, about 1:200 of those is a 10. Most of the hot American chicks are not that sophisticated of graceful, and most have been hit more times than a tennis ball.

Typical European Chicks (and when I say typical, I mean like, the main ethnicity and that crap) - Like American chicks they have a high ratio, which is about 1:35. European Chicks are usually a bit better in bed, but sometimes that's due to way too much experience. These girls are usually more sophisticated and worldly than the American girls, but usually not as clean. (See: French people) When it comes down to really hot however, for the most part, hot Euro women are for the most part better looking...

than their hot American counter-parts. Which brings me to Typical Canadian girls. - All the perks of living next to the U.S. but with less bitching. Canadian chicks come in at a ratio around 1:45 (keep in mind these ratios are to give you a medium to compare by, they are not actually statistics, I'm afraid all of my ratios are a little on the generous side) The Canadian girl usually is Americanized (unless they're QC) without the bullsh*t, and with plenty of the silicon. (See: Pamela Anderson)

The hottest Canadian girls are usually about even with the hottest European women, whereas I stated before, they are usually a little better than the hottest American women. Which bring me to the Latina's. Those Latin women are a totally different breed. They come in at a ratio close to Canadian chicks, where goodlooking to not is about 1:50. However, the Latinas are an aquired taste. Sure they got booty, but that usually comes with a side of attitude. Despite some personality flaws...

... such as being controlling, the Latina women can be very sensual and easy to talk to. Sadly, they are usually a little overweight, so that makes finding a really hot one a bit hard. The hottest Latina women are somewhere between the hottest American and hottest Euro and Canadian girls. However, if you are looking for a long term relationship the Latina may be a gamble. NOTE: In the previous comment, I meant to add (See: Vida Guerra) after "booty."

The next section is reserved for Black, Middle Eastern, and Indian women. I do not have any ratio for these because they are not my specialty, and I haven't seen enough of them (ugly or hot) to have a good opinion. What I will say is this. Indian chicks could be hot if they didn't have more hair on their bodies than I do. Middle Eastern chicks... well you can only see their eyes, so how the hell should I know? Black chicks, I think they are a lot like the Latinas, except maybe a bit more bossy and loud

(See: My Cousins' wife) From all the porn I've seen with a black girl in it somewhere, I personally do not have a taste for black women. I'm not a racist (that's what's so insane about it! lol), and I'm sure there are plenty that do look good, I just haven't seen any in pornos. In fact, I had a crush back in highschool on a girl who was some sort of mix with black. The tits just always look abused (and sometimes so do the faces). This rule of not having a ratio applies to all races/ethinicities that I

have not already mentioned and won't mention in a few moments. The next category is... Eastern European / Russian chicks. These girls come in at a ratio around 1:75 (remember, all ratios are meant for comparison only) They are more often freaks in bed and nymphos than the other aforementioned women. They are usually not quite, but close to as clean as the Euro girls. Their seductive influence on men is quite amazing, and they make great brides on the cheap, and usualy ship in under 5 business days!

but joking aside, the hottest Eastern European / Russian women are better than the hottest Canadian, E.Euro., and American women. Despite having a ratio of 1:75, the ratio of those that are 9's and 10's is like 1:10 which is pretty good. However, like Latinas they are an aquired taste. A perk to this category of women is that they are usually very strong, hard workers, that are Independant and won't bitch that much. (Most are good on plow and have good vagine)