BWAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG LOL

+17

this kid is a star.

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lol whut a baddie

+2

4th, lol

+1

5th, lulz

+1

lol check this out http://ptkfgsgaytmnd.ytmnd.com/

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this is hilarious beyond words

+4

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS

+7

LONG LIVE OUR GREAT LEADER

+3

its like listening to Microsoft retard

+4

HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

+13

F*ck yourself

+4

I love how it takes him 10 seconds to find his mic in his pile of food and garbage and dirty clothes!

+14

Damn! I'm pretty sure this kid once devoured a small Arab nation. What a badass. When the boyz is shoutin, the'y shoutin' fo him.

+3

He is indeed the man now, dog.

sponsor'd

doo doo doo?

if elected to BE A MOD

Hello hello! eYUHDAMAN NOWDOG. This is PUNCH the keys for god's sakes master tomaryo

1'd and fav'd

This was worth it a second time.

oh how I lol

The battle of lolingrad

+1

hello hello...youre the man now dog...this is punch the keys for god sakes master2maryo...and, if elected to be MOD, i will get rid of twisted barney, and lord1lonic. also, i will dispose of anyone with alternate accounts...if i find out... thank you! and good night.DOODOODOO...this message has been approved by the council for derek cur...tis.. aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for super mod corporation and is 100% authentic.

sh*t i remember this

I still f*cking laugh every time I see this

IF YOU BECOME MODERATOR I WILL NEVER VISIT YTMND AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD

+115

same for me

+3

^_^

+3

+2

ewwwwwwwhewhewhewhewwwwww this bird's gonna fly! *jumps out the window*

+3

if you don't want ptkfgsmaster2maryo to be mod http://phluxymod.ytmnd.com/

+5

highest rated comment that isn't Max's ever?

^no, that would probably be Zafa's comment on that Miss Carolina site that was Digg'd to death

http://yomax.ytmnd.com/ http://yomax.ytmnd.com/ http://yomax.ytmnd.com/ http://yomax.ytmnd.com/ http://yomax.ytmnd.com/ http://yomax.ytmnd.com/ http://yomax.ytmnd.com/ http://yomax.ytmnd.com/ http://yomax.ytmnd.com/

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sonofprinceisgay

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ptkfgsmaster2maryo FTW!

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lol 1'd, ur a f*get, no mod for you, you get nothing, ect. I'd say no. Unless my sites happen to end up 5'd...... *cough*

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fail'd

+1

I'd tell you to blow me, but I don't want that meatgrinder of yours anywhere near my junk.

+20

you win

How about f*ck you

+3

LOL HE SED HE'D BAN U

drawin to much attention to yourself. internets'll burn you alive

+1

Maybe in 10 years? At least you are older than TwistedBarney

Oops, meant to 5

-2

:D

You must have hair on your nuts in order to be mod. Sorry, you don't meet that requirement.

+17

this comment is the reason I 5'd it

Max is old enough to be your dad. Sorry, kid, no dice.

-4

LOL Even I can't 5 this sh*t!

-2

How about you promise me some straight teeth.

-1

because he can't even get that for himself, just look at those braces

lol u fail

-3

Having a 14 year old kid be a mod would provide drama and ensuing lulz. I approve.

-4

LMFAO

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2007-03-13 18:01:02 salami IF YOU BECOME MODERATOR I WILL NEVER VISIT YTMND AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD2007-03-13 18:01:02 salami IF YOU BECOME MODERATOR I WILL NEVER VISIT YTMND AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD2007-03-13 18:01:02 salami IF YOU BECOME MODERATOR I WILL NEVER VISIT YTMND AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD2007-03-13 18:01:02 salami IF YOU BECOME MODERATOR I WILL NEVER VISIT YTMND AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD2007-03-13 18:01:02 salami IF YOU BECOME MODERATOR I WILL NEVER VISIT YTMND AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD2007-03-13 18:01:02 salami IF YOU BECOME MODERATOR I WILL NEVER VISIT YTMND AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD2007-03-13 18:01:02 salami IF YOU BECOME MODERATOR I WILL NEVER VISIT YTMND AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD2007-03-13 18:01:02 salami IF YOU BECOME MODERATOR I WILL NEVER VISIT YTMND AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD2007-03-13 18:01:02 salami IF YOU BECOME MODERATOR I WILL NEVER VISIT YTMND AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD2007-03-13 18:01:02 salami IF YOU BECOME MODERATOR I WILL NEVER VISIT YTMND AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD2007-03-13 18:01:02 sal

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^^Queerbait ^^

I'd elect the guy just to get you off the site.

-2

don't give max a reason to go for this damnit

2007-03-18 20:15:37 TheIncredibleGox Having a 14 year old kid be a mod would provide drama and ensuing lulz. I approve. dude no way he's 14...........

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2007-03-13 18:39:39 anystrom Max is old enough to be your dad. Sorry, kid, no dice.- max s old enough to anyone's grandfather.........

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2007-03-13 18:08:13 JoeyJoeJoe Maybe in 10 years? At least you are older than TwistedBarney- twisted is 14, this kid is like..........5 (at best)

-4

wow seriously you are really ugly and really young, holy hell your face makes me want to throw this pudding away, lucky for you pudding tastes really f*cking good.

-4

DUDE, ITS ALL YOU

+2

lol your glasss are crooked i hope someone p[unched you in the your fat face, GOD DMANIT you're ugly, I've made a lot fo posts also.........

-3

ALSO congrats on being the first EVER to earn a 1 from me, EVERY single other site has gotten a 5 but yours.......

-5

holy sh*t i'm putting my f*cking pudding back i nthe fridge, you're face makes me wanna throw it the f*ck up...........

-4

Oh Wow Sponsored

-2

lol at wasp

-3

LOL

+6

btape =O i thought better of you than to 5!!!! ahahha i made WAY to many posts on this i'm not posting any more hahahaha

-4

I'll bet over half of the YTMND population looks and sounds like this. At least this guy doesn't hide it.

+18

sorry, but i really gotta disagree there

+3

Also, tell your parents to repaint your house. What, do you live inside a gobstopper?

+36

lol epic comment

-3

go to hell...and take RNAX with you

-2

...and take that stupid anonymous guy with you too

-1

lol a gobstopper.

For every day that you update this site with more audio and pics from you I will make a new site devoted to whatever you want.

-2

deth to you.

-2

I'm guessing you self-sponsored your site. 5 for wasting all that money just to make it known that you want to be a mod. They should make you one just for that reason.

+1

also, LMFAO at all the comments

-1

n*gg*s downvoted my comments

+3

No.

-2

Where the hell did you find that picture?

-1

I rly don't want you to be a mod at all...but the YTMND is so funny...especially since you didn't mean to make it funny

-3

OMG I HAVE TO COMMENT AGAIN THIS IS TOO F*CKING FUNNY!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!!!!!! GOBSTOPPED WTF ROFL!!!! watch this =]

-4

-3

how do i do it? pretty f*cking easy and if you can't you're stupid

-4

lolllllllll youre such a beast!!!!!!!

-1

captain crooked face is a beast!

also sumtin is up anonymous hasn't b een on since like feb of 2004 i think it said =D

-3

-3

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give it up if you're a mod I'll cut your wrists

-2

lol also 1'd for your gau sign out sound and for you approving yourself and for who the f*ck is derick curtis?

-4

-3

Let me be your campaign manager, ptkfgsmaster2maryo. We'll make it happen, by god!

+4

Although I do like TwistedBarney.

-1

Feck you... you are a fegget and should never be a moderator

-3

Shouldn't you wait for puberty first? I think you belong over at myspace......:-p

-3

u r 7?

-1

sponsored? hahaha

-1

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

+2

Epic Bupo manuever.

+1

SEACREST OOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!! this is lenard nemoy, Signing off. good night ytmnd, this is bupo, not fav'ing this site.

+1

f*g

-4

5'd again for stealing your dad's credit card to sponsor this

+4

Hilarity ensues.

-1

You want the long explanation? Here it is: No.

-1

LMAO!!!! Who wasted $30.00 on this?

+6

haha

-2

THIS IS AMAZING AHAHAHAA

-2

kick is teeth for massive lulz. Everyone hates you and it's funny.

-1

i don't like you. good luck in rl kid, I seriously wish you gl man.

-3

fatass

-2

f*g

-3

I'll voat 4 u if u can run 1 mile and not die of a heart attack

+4

fat, fat, fat.

-4

lol!

-2

too damn funny. wow.

-1

You probably wouldn't even know how to do any of the stuff you said you'd do.

-2

gonna jump the fatass hating bandwagon and say that you are a very very THICK individual and the monorails on your face probably turn your brain into bea1171r sh*t by conducting electricity. Your like the star wars kid mixed with the angry german kid but unfortunatley you speak english, damn n*gg*r jew I hate you so much! If you ever set foot on YTMND I will personally take their servers out of the slots and SMASH and SMASH and SHASH those motherf*cking things until were rid of your bandwidth eating fatness

+6

Yes! YES!

+1

You stole fpa's picture. (No, not the Forgot Poland Army, just fpa.)

-1

Are f*cking KIDDING? We will not elect someone who's balls are higher than his c*ck. Hit PUBERTY! Why the f*ck would anyone sponsor this? CREEPPIPE FOR MOD!

Sorry to hear. My c*ck will always hang lower than my balls. Vienna sausage FTW!

Go through puberty first. The last f*cking thing we need around here is some dumbass 12 year old running things.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you?

-3

lmfao!

Sound needs work

-1

GO F*CK YOURSELF, NUMA NUMA KID.

how bout, NO! no one will vote for a 12 year old

-1

DMFL tell us how you really feel.

-1

Go play some baseball with your dad or something, your too young to waste away your life... Although, from the looks of it, you already have.

+5

epic fail.

-1

I hate you.

-1

I'd do him. *shrugs*

Are you like f*cking 11 or what?

-1

Get sh*t on f*ggot.

-1

If you can become a mod, so can JoshCube and Eric Bauman lmsmfao

-1

..........I .......uh................ F*CKINGSH*TPISSSUCKINGHORRIBLEKILLYOURSELFF*CKINGSH*TF*CK.

-1

also c*cks

-1

DMFL sounds like he likes you.

what a f*g

-3

Hahahaha...

-2

ban this kid

-3

HAHAHA

-1

Get a better mic, and get photoshop. Then I'd think about maybe giving consideration to listening.

-2

lol

-2

LOL

-2

Wow kid, you f*cking fail at life.

-2

Um?

-2

I wonder who sponsored it...

-2

make me a sammich

-2

1. Make lame *ss mod site 2. sponsor 3. become an hero 4. ????? 5. PROFIT!!

-4

what a f*g

-2

what the hell are you farting into the mic?

-2

i always wondered why your YTMNDs sucked soo much ass...but now that i see and hear you, it ALL makes sense. -Dustin,lol

-1

im sorry, that wasnt very nice.. can i rephrase? i always wondered why your [CENSORED] makes sense. [Gud J0b @ YtmN-ding] -Dustin,lol

-2

WROOOOOOOONGG

-2

You fail. -5

-2

lol is this serious? phail @ life.

-2

Complete and total waste of 30 bucks.

-2

wait a minute... did you screw up on your own f*cking name!!? dude.. i try to be nice about sh*t... but thats just effing sad... get better at like.. life or sumthing.. -Dustin,lol

-2

I didn't know they allowed 12 year olds to make NSFW YTMNDs. Don't break the law, and maybe I'll vote for you. But I'll go to DR-L337 before I go to you. F*ck, I'll go to anyone who's got a list of memorable YTMNDs before I go to you.

-1

Give it to the guy... YTMND needs more failures as mods!

i am 15

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YOU ARE RETARDED, ESPECIALLY FOR SPONSORING YOURSELF

+1

What a f*ggot dude i just see your face and i think failure

+1

epic jerkoff manuveur

become an hero

THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THIS KID IS 15, IM 14 AND MY VOICE SOUNDS WAY BETTER THAN THIS KIDS, HE HAS TO BE 11 AT THE MOST.

Hahaha, fatty likes the c*ck.

+1

I'm 92

+3

-60 LMAO

+1

maybe he is 15, but he happens to be a little person

he would be 17 now.

f*ck yea -75

LOL YES YES

-1

I'm 15 and I am 6'1'' with a beard. You obviously have never been laid or will be.

Four more years! Four more years!

-1

If you're fifteen, I'm seventy-two.

+1

72 huh? Talk about balls dropping.

ADD TO FAVORITES (1 other user(s) did!) ROFL

-1

puberty is a requirement for mod. downvoted

-1

no freakin way

-2

Wait. Is this a joke? Are you really a nerdy kid? If this isn't a joke, then you're in deep sh*t.

-2

eat my sh*t and die

-3

kill yourself plz kthx bai

-3

All of his Stephanie sites are even less funny now that we know that their coitus would be perfectly legal.

-3

chocolate... wait... Curt--- tis... DEREK CURTIS! DERREEEK CURTISSS!!!! DEREEEEEK CURRRRRTIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEK CURRRRRTIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-3

epic failure!

-4 for disfigured visage.

-2

"this message has been approved by a f*ggot" hahaha! Suck a dick.

-4

fat

-2

troll

-1

fat

-2

fat

-2

fat

-2

fat

-2

fat

-3

sounds like you're chewing into the mic, fatty

You're pretty cool.

-5

once again... fat f*ggot

-2

I hope a bear mauls you and your ugly face. That would be very nice.

-2

Eat sh*t, sh*t eater. Hoorah for obsessive slander.

-2

IF YOU BECOME MODERATOR I WILL NEVER VISIT YTMND AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD

-1

the very second you opened your mouth i stopped listening.

So ghey, honestly you give YTMND a bad name... jesus christ

you got snot in your nose

-1

Good for you for putting yourself out there kid.

-2

Hate Hate Hat http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/presshat.jpg Also Dieinafire....

-3

lol this is so stupid i see a fad comming from it...

It's alive!

thank you and vote 5

-1

wow stfu

-1

kill yourself

-1

LET THE FATTY DO IT. YOU HEARD ME.

-1

XD at the comments! You guys are mean and are most definitely going to be dining in hell.

-1

LMAO

-1

maybe this is too old for you guys but does this happen to remind you of the "Will you be my girlfriend" site from the days of old?

+2

hahaha, I guess I WILL dine in hell. Least they got nice OMGBBQWTF. Fatty here would know.

-2

I piss on you f*g kid. Drip drip drip.

-2

I second what salami said.

-1

maybe you should focus on losing weight instead of moderating ytmnd

i lol'd at your anonymous sponsor, which i'm sure is you.

5 for total lack of effort

+5

lol noob

-1

you should go outside and exercise or something, kid. ride your bike or go play tennis or something, just get away from the computer and interact with real people. it'd do you a load of good.

+1

No.

-1

standard YTMND 12 year old. Nice braces

-1

I lol'd at the fact that you copied and pasted your name from the top right corner and didn't remove[ - options - logout ]

+1

1. Learn to use a mic 2. Lose weight 3. Get contacts 4. Never run for anything again, unless it's a wall, in which i encourage you to run into it REALLY hard.

YES!

No matter how much money you spend, your site is sh*t

-1

Your name is so retarded you had to copy and paste it (with the - options -logout) attached to it. Along with the fact that your ytmnd sounded like you recorded it over a phone call. No, please don't become a mod. I think anonymous has a sick since of humor and wanted this kid to end up on the front page so people could bash him...

On second thought, make me a mod so I can delete off of ptkfgsmaster2holycrapyourfatmaryo's sites.

-1

Now it's just between you and Kassius. And maybe CreepPipe.

-2

you seem to fit the mold for a mold

-1

what an ugly kid

-1

2'd for effort; the valueable lesson he learned...priceless

-2

The young tike has ambition!

-1

salami second!

-1

Ur dick must smell like rotten cheese pizza n*gg*

-2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 5'd