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Site Title: Discovery Channel finds Jesus' Tomb
Site Domain: whatchristsawwhenhedied.ytmnd.com
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johnnybgood1234
Created on: 2007-03-07 01:57:37
Image Origin: The Lost Tomb of Jesus (Discovery), http://whatyouseewhenyoudie.
Sound Origin: The Lost Tomb of Jesus (Discovery), Brazilian Flower
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Description: It most certainly is not a hoax.
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2007-03-07 02:01:15
 
dude you gave me a golden idea that i hope has not been done yet
+1
2007-03-07 02:06:12
 
kill self
-1
2007-03-07 02:18:51
 
I can think of so many jokes that could have gone here. The weird spirit thing from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Al Capone's empty vault from the Geraldo special. But you did this instead.
2007-03-07 02:29:59
 
Jesus has shown his true form!
2007-03-07 02:39:15
 
catonash*tboard sucks ass
2007-03-07 11:41:39
 
nauseatingly funny
2007-03-07 12:06:35
 
i didnt laugh
2007-03-07 12:34:16
 
you know what's funny is the priest in church told us that if we saw god's true form, it would kill us on the spot. here is proof!
2007-03-07 13:08:08
 
Um, how could they see pianocat when they aren't dead yet?
2007-03-07 13:18:17
 
I laughed ^^ You rock! Good day sir!
2007-03-07 13:25:35
 
I love the cat on a keyboard fad! LOL
2007-03-07 13:59:46
 
win
2007-03-07 14:05:18
 
Discovery channel? was expecting Steve Erwin.
2007-03-07 14:35:43
 
Dude, just...no.Not only have you faILED TO UNDERSTAND coakb, but there was much more potential there.
2007-03-07 15:01:46
 
It's "cat on keyboard in space" not "cat on a keyboard underground".
2007-03-07 15:14:26
 
hmm its not great but definately deserves higher must be people getting anooyed with cat on a keyboard
2007-03-07 15:59:22
 
Could have been much better, and the URL gave it away.
2007-03-07 16:14:24
 
lol
2007-03-07 16:30:16
 
That sweet kitty is so fluffy ^^
2007-03-07 16:51:33
 
why are they looking in an anus
2007-03-07 17:41:14
 
While I admit a cat on a keyboard in space has a higher chance of existing than God...not very funny.
2007-03-07 18:46:35
 
Cornbread, ain't nothin wrong with that.
2007-03-07 18:49:54
 
First, you must understand this: In the last days people who follow their own desires will appear. These disrespectful people will ridicule God's promise by saying "What's happened to his promise to return? Ever since our ancestors died, everything continues as it did from the beginning of the world." 2 Peter 3:3-4
2007-03-07 18:50:27
 
They are deliberately ignoring one fact: Because of God's word, heaven and earth existed a long time ago. The earth appeared out of water and was kept alive by water. Water also flooded and destroyed that world. By God's word, the present heaven and earth are designated to be burned. They are being kept until the day ungodly people will be judged and destroyed. 2 Peter 3:5-7
2007-03-07 18:51:04
 
If anyone says to you then, 'Look, here is the Messiah! Look, there he is!' do not believe it. Mark 13:21
2007-03-07 19:21:39
 
waiting patiently for Whetstones reaction
2007-03-07 19:24:43
 
ok, that did get some lulz... http://linkfoundjesustomb.ytmnd.com/
2007-03-07 19:41:01
 
I didn't put anything else, because I love COAK. Downvoters, get laid. And who else thinks Spooky is deep and moving? I would sumbit myself to his scholarly knowledge any day. ANY. DAY.
2007-03-07 19:53:07
 
I find it lacking
2007-03-07 20:51:06
 
f*ck i love it
2007-03-07 22:04:31
 
stop the cat on the keyboard stuff, and pairing it with this just makes it worse
2007-03-07 22:46:55
 
5
2007-03-07 22:54:54
 
Its main problem is its easily expected. When you put CATONAKEYBOARDINSPACE in the Keywords. NEDM was popular because it popped up outta nowhere. So take a tip from that fad... And rly what a waste of $19.12. You coulda bought the Goonies on DvD but no you sponsored this site :P. And die :D
2007-03-07 22:57:45
 
On that show, they said this isn't Jesus' tomb, instead it was under a concrete block some 30 meters away. Their warehouse did look like the one on Raiders of the Lost Ark. Good effort anyway.
2007-03-07 23:53:36
 
they are going to die! ^_^
2007-03-08 00:12:25
 
Almost funny. I was going to say that this show reminded me of Steve Zissou and the Life Aquatic in many ways.
2007-03-08 00:15:26
 
"Don't be alarmed," he said. "You are looking for Jesus the Nazarene, who was crucified. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him. Mark 16:6
2007-03-08 00:34:16
 
sh*te
2007-03-08 00:43:18
 
Good point! The Goonies on DVD is a much more worthy investment. :)
2007-03-08 01:09:40
 
I SAW GOD
2007-03-08 03:00:14
 
not good
2007-03-08 05:18:49
 
VERY NICE
2007-03-08 06:32:09
 
you gave away the punchline in the sources.
2007-03-08 08:21:10
 
Will I go to hell if I five this?
2007-03-08 09:43:24
 
Disappointing.
2007-03-08 09:58:02
 
perfect sync, and anything to do with catonakeyboardinspace (that doesnt insult it) gets a five in my book
2007-03-08 10:46:53
 
lol nice xD
2007-03-08 11:56:51
 
Perfect! You've won!
2007-03-08 12:28:09
 
... FOR OUR SINS.
2007-03-08 12:44:03
 
2007-03-08 13:35:06
 
Would have been better if not for the COAKIS
2007-03-08 13:54:47
 
haaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA
2007-03-08 14:01:40
 
saw that coming before i even clicked it. NEDM would have been funnier
2007-03-08 14:12:02
 
lmao wierd.
2007-03-08 14:24:45
 
but..... how? keyboards weren't invented yet when Jesus died :/ 1d for that. LOL JUST KIDDING!! fived for a cat on a keyboard!! :D
2007-03-08 14:37:30
 
Great idea, but I read the address and totally spoiled it :(
2007-03-08 15:31:30
 
LOL!
2007-03-08 17:08:05
 
LOL!
2007-03-08 17:11:44
 
SITE URL GAVE IT AWAY. GFIIJOPFSDOJIMKFLMKLVCMK;ASDMKFFMKOMIOWE4FMIOEWU89JW43RNMUIFD[NBMPGFN,P[GEROP,GDMOPVDF,P[FD;.BF.;'BV'B.;MK
2007-03-08 17:45:35
 
the joke was given away in the HTML, but it's still good
2007-03-08 18:16:45
 
bad from the beginning.
2007-03-08 21:49:25
 
RUN FOR GODS SAKE RUN!
2007-03-08 21:55:45
 
GOD DAMN IT F*CK THIS SH*T FAD
2007-03-08 22:43:48
 
ROFLMAO
2007-03-08 23:12:38
 
Wow
2007-03-09 00:02:16
 
f*cking Naked Archaeologist.
2007-03-09 00:46:08
 
YOU ARE A GOD TO ME. WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN.
2007-03-09 07:05:51
 
Should have been NEDM
2007-03-09 09:50:01
 
Would have been funnier with Raptor Jesus. Or just about anything else.
2007-03-09 11:31:13
 
lol
2007-03-09 14:00:55
 
GETTING EMOTIONAL ABOUT A YTMND
2007-03-09 15:28:40
 
pretty good, but the sources always ruin the joke WAAAY before you get to see it...
2007-03-09 18:16:56
 
Oh god, make it stop.
2007-03-09 18:57:23
 
so much win
2007-03-09 19:04:51
 
It's not a "hoax," per se, as much as it is mistaking one Jewish burial site as the location of the one Jesus history cares about. I was going to 1 this for raping the historical method, but then the cat showed up and saved the day.
2007-03-09 19:12:22
 
so i suppose they are dead. because that is what you see when you die.
2007-03-09 19:37:42
 
I was getting laid while downvoting this.
2007-03-09 20:35:55
 
COAK = Jesus
2007-03-10 00:25:40
 
NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.NO. NO. NO.
2007-03-10 04:47:31
 
there's an opening. absolutely
2007-03-10 08:41:41
 
COOKIE 4 U ^_^
2007-03-10 11:06:02
 
5 for making fun of religion
2007-03-10 11:52:50
 
f*ck no
2007-03-10 12:32:19
 
WIN!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-10 14:22:30
 
predictable
2007-03-10 15:57:49
 
jesuskillsyou.ytmnd.com
2007-03-10 21:21:42
 
good!
2007-03-10 22:38:27
 
Take away the fade, so it's more surprising.
2007-03-10 22:45:17
 
I was originally going to give this a 3. While the effort is there, and there is definitely a build up to something, I knew that something would be that cat on the keyboard. HOWEVER, you are getting 5 because of the relevant ad I got on this site's profile page. I took a screenshot as proof. Look here: http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/997/relevantytmndadbo4.jpg
2007-03-11 10:11:41
 
COAKIS always wins.
2007-03-11 11:09:14
 
It's a ytmnd that ends with a cat on a keyboard in space. I have never seen one of these before. 5 stars.
2007-03-11 11:31:19
 
Genius.
2007-03-11 18:16:53
 
"Don't be alarmed," he said. "You are looking for Cat on a Keyboard the God, who was sent into space. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him. BrazilianFlower 16:6342353464742334653464785674
2007-03-11 22:28:38
 
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2198/lulzig8.jpg Awesome how that ad was on the page :P There can be no tomb!
2007-03-12 00:07:18
 
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2007-03-12 06:10:47
 
I totally walked into that one...
2007-03-12 07:34:41
 
as good as that is, we need more NEDM
2007-03-12 14:59:30
 
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
2007-03-12 15:46:13
 
i just watched this the other night. coakis kind of killed this for me though. why would they be dying after finding jesus' tomb?
2007-03-12 18:37:00
 
hhhaahaha
2007-03-12 19:40:32
 
hahahahahahahah rofl rofl rofl. idk why that's funny, but it is.
2007-03-12 23:45:49
 
nice
2007-03-14 02:32:12
 
We don't need more NEDM, we need good NEDM.... (though some might say there's no such thing)
2007-03-15 04:45:27
 
I can't believe I didn't see that coming.
2007-03-15 05:10:45
 
@Whoever said NEDM would be more funny. You are sadly mistaken. Awesome btw.
2007-03-15 13:37:51
 
can i PLZ get a link to JUST the cat on keyboard cause i love the music! plz some 1 pm me
2007-03-15 15:00:47
 
Cat on Keyboard minus nedm always gets at least a 4
2007-03-15 17:03:26
 
Should have been the Raptor Skeleton from JP1.
2007-03-15 17:50:53
 
nice
2007-03-15 18:23:48
 
Never was a big cat on keyboard fan, but this one did make me LOL for a change so you get +5
2007-03-15 19:05:17
 
The catonakeyboard is mocking them! LOL, I love the look of dissapointment on the one guy standing behind the other one.
2007-03-15 19:12:00
 
Cat on keyboard