I wrote that letter

WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D clenched it

also, clinched

5

ahah FTW!!!1

i lol'd so f*cking much @ this ytmnd

run on sentences you get F

you call that dramatic? 3 for effort.

Your voice is disgusting.

that was hilarious, i love dramatic readings. great job.

Read more sh*t with terrible grammar.

Too much monotony, not enough drama.

I loo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooved it.

This reminds me so much of 'They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!'

[:

i love dramatic readings, this one was great, i know you laughed abit during the recording but that just made it funnier, great work.

omg they killed kenny

rofl

i wouldnt be able to do that so well, nice you bastart

Her ovaries need to be removed less she poison the gene pool.

Hmmm... this site was good, but not as good as http://maytricks.ytmnd.com/

ok so a 4 year old broke up with his/her girlfriend thing,

You Win, Have A Nice Day ^_^!

You sound like Plankton.

worl dddddddd!

Such great spelling and grammar. :) D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D FTW

5'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! hardcore, don't laugh though. check out my site, in the same vein however the letter isn't as poorly written zachnchloe.ytmnd.com

Minus 1 for no applause at the end.

That's how I pronounce words that are typed like thiiiiiiiiiiissss!!!! it's liek GG myspace! lawl!

While i'm here, who did that Gman Email reading that dissapeared? Source please.

worldddddddddd!!!!

guess she's blond

WINS AT LIFE.

rofl

YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE! YOU SOUND LIKE A HOTTIE PANTS HOTTIE!

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I haven't been to YTMND in nearly a year, and this has to be the funniest thing I've seen all year. I disagree with monsieur le seconde: keeping your chuckles was a good idea : ) I hope I did this right, I 5'd you, but omg this place has changed leik!!!

minus the chuckles and you get a 5. and dramatic readings are fantastic.

Directed at the maker of this: http://iwanttotouchyourass.ytmnd.com/ In case you missed it.

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A mod has to change it to nsfw, this is going to be gaying up the FP, and good riddance I say.

oh, I saw your stuff keaton, and I 5'd and faved...

K EXCELLENT! :D

Terrible reading.

-1

I would laugh when reading this crap, too. Jee-louse made me laugh along.

lawl i kinda liked the chuckles

Clearly has some flaws, but that made it all the more endearing to me. Hillarious.

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

yo nerd i kno ur happy about ur ytmnd gettin a 4.3 but give out the link to the f*cking site that this letter was taken from instead of jus sittin there on ya fat *ss refreshing comments and bathing in ur glorious 4.3 rating

-1

-1 laughing, -1 reading errors. Funny stuff though.

ROFL!!

Lmao. I love you.

http://www.bored.com/realbreakups/index.php?st=10 there, thats the page, scroll down a little, its there, ya happy?

WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I lol'ddddddddddddddddddd

wow, i love this, FAV, but the only way i guess you could improve this is by re-recording without you messing up that one time or laughing, still gold of the interents though.

I listened to till' the end... I am rofl'ing now..

You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons

1'd for rap

D-D-D-D-D-D-D you win the internets.

: )

When Stupid people make breakup letters XD

"man enough to tell me it in my face" rofl

F*CKING HILARIOUS LMFAO GREAT JOB XD!!

F+!!

amazing hahahahahahahah

your no boomaga but i chuckled

dude i listened to that about 5 times lol, it made my day seriously it was great, especially the ending man

I loved the "Haha!"

YOU SOUND SEXY HERES MY MYSPACE myspace.com/london_pub no really, if you want sex, we can make love.

I looooooooved this site and stuff like this never gets olddddddddddd.

haha!

lol people writing angry letters while being angry is hilarious, so I don't blame you for laughing The "YOU" at the end made it. 5

YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HAND FOR STUPID REASONS.

ok what the f*ck, it's NOT THAT GOOD.... i swear to god if this becomes another HtPaT, I'm quitting YTMND for good.

-1

TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME!

hahaha!!!!!!! excellent!!!! gimmy her addy i got something for her.

It would have been better if you could have done it without laughing. I might have to try a updated version of this.

-1

made me lol. good dramatic rendition of a powerful peice of work. Also, bastert.

Longest run-on sentence in the universe?

she failed english lollolololololol

She broke up with him because she cheated on him?

Wow. This is top viewed?

-1

She just kept talking in one long incredibly broken sentence!

5 for effort, title, and a clip of "dear loser" is hilarious all by itself

this is the funniest thing ever...i cannot express how funny this is to me. thank you for the tears that come out of my eyes and the pains in my stomach...can i add this to my myspace page...please?!

hahaha 5 +1 for asthma attack

Win

WORLDDDDDDDDDD

ftw

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D

I actually like the dramatic readings. Even though you couldn't keep it together at some points, I found that it made it funnier when you laughed haha. I'd hate to be this girl's English teacher. Oy!

Wow, you sound like the askaninja.com guy.

a five for YOU

Best dramatic reading ever.

f*cking epic

Somewhere, an English teacher is crying.

Awesomataz

My 7YRS old brother hates this YTMND and he doesnt even know what it is about! HAHA! And he is blocking your chair...or something like that.

lmao. that is gold

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 5'd despite making my use IE. I HATE IE I HATE IE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Lol.....that girl needs a Grammar check....or maybe a 1st grade education.

What a bastert.

Wow just wow, that's great.

ass wipe n bastert!!!!!

D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d

A breakup letter comprised completely of run on sentences and grammatical error. Hurrah!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

5 for awesome idea and content, -1 because a the reading could've been better.

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1. You have an kickass site domain name(hehe). 2. THIS IS THE GREATEST YTMND IN THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

f*cking great dude

The HAHA is why I 5'd this

Holy sh*t my name is Chris O_O

funny, and I like the chuckling, its a good reminder of how silly this letter really is.

Haha, nice must have been very hard to read with bursting out in laughter.

ahaha

Needs more Alabama Man.

ROFL nice man! I love it! The grammar owns, haha.

^_^

yes!!!!!!!!!! why do people spam a ytmnd -_- GROW UP!

Hahaha. You bastert, lol jealouse. I would rather date a spider or a rat den you Lmao.

"2007-03-12 15:27:06 wallet: -1 laughing, -1 reading errors. Funny stuff though." Obviously this guy failed math.

You sound like Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants.

Blocking your chair HAHA!

haha!

Would have been 5'd if you hadn't messed it up or skipped some of horrid gramers

-1

pure brilliance

Breakup letter as read by a pirate.

But you forgot POLEND... POLEND-POLEND-POLEND-POLEND-POLEND-POLEND-POLEND-POLEND [4000 HZ SQUARE WAVE BZZZZZZZ!!!] KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! captain jean-luc p-OLEND................... [BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SQUARE WAVE] NEDM [Song*] WE INTERRUPT THIS-BUTYOUFORGOTPOLENDD-D-D-D-D-D IM JOHN KERRY AND... TUBES... IM REPORTING FOR-POLEND-UTY

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well done.haha!

HAHAHA!!! So funny. Heh, "bastert". Heh, "WORLDDDDDD."

Five year olds shouldn't date

LOL

BRILLIANT!

Sheer, and utter brilliance. Dear God, do another one.

too much laughing

-1

You suck at dramatic reading. GOD.

███████████ Pour an aphrodisiac in her drink. She obviously needs better Sex'n.██████████████████

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the voice was perfect i loved it.

haha very well done

U BASTERT!

WTF, Ill 5 it cuz the grammar is so bad that you even stubled at times while reading it...very dramatic though

Why are these dramatic readings allways so goddamn funny?

http://baumanletters.ytmnd.com/

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And, dude, you should really consider making more of these. It could be like a trilogy. Think about it......

Haha this narration made it SO worth listening too. lol preteen breakups.

it's horrible ^_^ what a STUPID Ditz!! ROFFELKOPTOR x10^38. Gods DAMN. The punctuation is so attrocious! You have done well to mock this retarded c*nt. Nobody has business using worsd unless they know how. Somebody send that bitch a user's manual. That little excerpt of "syntax genocide" is enough to make an ssjgoku### user cringe. Thank you for reminding me that the fact of people being dumber than me isn't something to be ashamed of; it's the Gods' honest truth.

+1

WOW do I feel proud of myself. I typo'd spelling "WORDS". Yes. Nobody has business using "worsd".

That loser was me =[

That's hillarious.

Nice domain name. Dear Loser!! Chris!!!!

-1

Whoever wrote that needs to get a life. Wow. And learn how to spell.

YEAH

...and ONE DAY KRABS! ONE DAY I WILL GET the recipe for the krabby patty.

I logged in for the first time in forever just to five this.

ILL TAKE YOUR CHAIR, HAHA!

got that to you loser!

http://www.noob.us/humor/hilarious-break-up-letter/ somone stole ur sh*t

That was funy as f*ck... and reminded me of break up letters I have gotten. Why do people suck so badly at spelling?

bastert

still not as good as the original dramatic readings but good

i thought you laughing at such stupid grammer made it that much funnier

Hah, she needs to practice her "grammer"... Kinda like alot of the commenters above.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

what's wrong with the audio? It sounds like your an alien.

u started a fad, woo

How come my sites don't get posted everywhere so I can get thousands of views a day? :(

Not very dramatic.

I'm giving this a 4, because despite the inherent hilarity, the reading was too butchered - It's a nice attempt, but you need to redo it without laughing after every fifth sentence - If that's possible.

lawlerz you teh cutie piez ^_^ you want some juice?

-1

Classic.

Omg. Apparently, spell check does not exsist in this girl's world

I woulda laughed too...hahah "you made me touch your hands for stupid reasons!"

COOKIE 4 U ^_^

You have such a manly laugh. :P

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D

No wonder Boomaga doesn't try any more. You don't need to try to get a 5, so why bother? This is disgusting.

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You win the prize. Of Joy. You win the prize of my joy. Bastert.

Fine, but the overemphasizing the misspellings ruins it (the run-ons are what make it funny, no need to drive home the "jee-louse") and the laughing totally kills the piece.

Dear Loser.

well guess what you bastert

Win!

you win the intranet

blocking your chair HAHA!!!

"but god damn was this letter written poorly..." as equally poorly as it was read.

"WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D" ftw.

WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD made my day on that one

this made me SHMILE

I thought it was funny until you got to "WORLDDDDDDDDDD" then it was hilarious.

HAHAH it made me giggle

lol

LOL

THIS IS SOOOOOO F*CKING HILARIOUS!!! LMAO!

LOL someone make a chopped and screwed version of this

I HATE THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD!!! lol not rly.

Holy f*cking sh*t

dddddddddd

BASTERT!

http://babbys.ytmnd.com/ is WAY better.

wow you're one BORING C*NT i'm srs man why don't you just hang urself or w/e? I'M SRS MANG just do urself & the rest of society a favore & just shoot urself in the head bb? plz i'll pay look straight face: :-| yeah i don't liek the site so suck my dock f*gboy

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Go back to the United School for Underprivileged Negroes.

lol, troll

random/drunk rage here just ignore gonna d/voet the prick below me PM ME IF U HAEV A PROBELM!!!

Wewt!

1- you sorta sound like my friend who's name just HAPPENS to be Chris! XD 2- I'm almost tempted to get drunk off my arse and see if I can type the same message with better spelling and grammar. It' be a first for me though.

LOL! Worldd--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d ! Yeah, I probably wouldn't have been able to read that with a straight face either >_^

I hate it when girls type like that sh*t... and they have no nerve to say it in someones face (which is stated in the note...) but wait, if the girl thought the GUY was pussy or whatever to not come and say it to HER face, why'd she type it and then show him it, or however she presented it? That girl needs a life :D, oh, and this YTMND is win.

someone linked this on Fark /incoming views

clutch

The chuckling threw me off for a while, but come on, I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face either. I like a lot of the pronunciations. Docked a star because it's no Boomaga, but still cool.

no laughing, otherwise this is actually something i thought about doing before, it's a decent idea.

My mother hates you too

A decent effort. Not dramatic enough.

That was the funniest thing I've herd in a long time. 5'ed.

WORLDDDDDDDD D D D D D !!! :)

Hey... guess she never heard of spellcheck BASTERT!!!

At least it's a good voice reading, maybe?

sounds like one big run on sentence

played on a local radio station. i am questioning.

Comment from astralsmirk: Girls are so complicated..................................and they talk ALOT. Your delivery makes this all the more ROFLicious. F*g.

I'm sure whoever wrote this was reading the note in their head exactly as you read it aloud.

This is gonna be another how to prank a telemarketer

lol

how is this sh*t getting so many views?

It was good, not perfect, but deserves a 4, 5'd to counter downvoters

Rock on.

lol

also i saw patrick stewart in a shakespeare play the other night & in some parts of this you sound suprisingly like him

"This is gonna be another how to prank a telemarketer" You may be right.

Why is this so popular? It's just some f*g TRYING to speak dramatically into a 2-bit microphone. And the whole 'break-up letter' idea? Done. Lame. F*GGOT.

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And you have how many sites again?

2 is all I can see this being worth. It's someone reading someone else's poorly written letter.

You bastert! I'm using that insult the first chance I get.

This is actually a good and funny ytmnd. What i dont understand is why people have to watch it more than once or twice.. This has been in top viewed for so long. YOU'RE ALL F*GGOTS.

+1

I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D!

I loved it! You laughing made it even more hilarious!

5 for D D D D D D D D!

My god...it's going to be HPTAT all over again...

You suck at dramatic readings

hillarious :D

lol wow that is the worst grammar ever 5 stars definatly

ROTFFLMAOAIPMPWDS... You get the Oscar. :-D

Best YTMND ever.

I was going to give you a 5 until I saw it was "Dramatic Reading" not "Traumatic"....

i almost pissed myself, that was great.

I approve!

you laugh too much

genious!