roflchoppers and lolilops, oh my!

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDD

+1

That part reminded me of Kefka :D I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU!

The idea is there, the material is there, but you've gotta make it sh*tter. And with less laughing. Bastert.

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these are always win

awsumly awsum d d d d d

your horrible gay voice ruins this. 1.

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lol @ downvotes...its true, the voice is annoying as hell

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This makes me jealouse

+3

Needs more babbies

-1

I wanted to 5, because this is an awesome find. The run-on sentences really made me lol, but the laughing ruined it for me.

i liked it because of the obvious difficulty you had in trying to stop laughing at it.

this is fantastic regardless of what idiots say.

oh...f*ck. I peed

+2

what a stupid bitch

That was friggin hilarious!

wow

DD D D D D D D D D D D D D D!

John Freeman who was Gordon Freeman's brother was one day in an office typing on a computer

+2

The exclamation marks the end of the sentence. You're allowed to take a breather after one.

+2

the ending saved it

lol funny

Epic in all regaurds. DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D!

wow i liked this so much hahaha where did you find this letter?

I had trouble reading the letter, then as if my prayers had been answered, someone started reading it aloud to me. Thank you, prayer-answering dramatic voice. Thank you.

+1

Its so unbelievably great.. just edit out some of the chuckles and it will seem that much better =) You still get a 5candy.

ok that is messed up

The fact that you laughed actually made it better. Who would be able to do that without laughing? Kudos.

wow, go away...

-2

Yes! Finally someone else that can do dramatic reading ytmnd's. Someone else was doing it before, but he's apparently awol or something. I'm lookin forward to more of this.

dramatic readings always crack my *ss up. great post

lmfao

-1

f*cking win

-1

Not bad for a first try...like they said, you need to be more, well, dramatic. Too monotone; don't be afraid to ham it up when doing a dramatic reading (and chuckling or laughing is out; try re-reading it aloud over and over till it isn't funny anymore). Damnation, though, this girl is just so stupid, the content makes up for it...nice work overall for a first time.

-1

This is by far the funniest thing in the history of mankind. I'm coming out of a sinus infection and this made me laugh so hard that I'm literally having trouble breathing. Anything that nearly kills me totally owns.

+1

DDDDDDDDDDD.

DDDDDDDDDDDD

you lose

-4

Omfg, years later I revote! 5'd A friend of mine made me see the huge error I made here. Will you all excuse me for this shortcoming towards the community?

Years? lol...try about 11 months

lololololol

Oh god, I've known people like this.

this f*cking sucks

u accidentally say you hugged me

+1

u hugged you say me accidentally

+1

accidentally, me hugged u you say

+1

u say you hugged me accidentally. ACCIDENTALLY. DENTALLY. DENTAL!!! DENNAL PLAN. LISA NEEDS BRACES.

+2

ahahahhahahhahAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

+1

you lose good day sir

-1

HAHAHA I bet you truly felt insulted after that intellectual masterpiece! my condolences good sir!

funniest sh*t ever

haha!

you bastert!

+1

Good, but coulda been better if you read it EXACTLY.

-2

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD saved it

Hilarious!

I know it's hard to work with a letter that funny, but you need more anger in your reading.

you're like the jimmy fallon of dramatic readings, stop chuckling!

lol kudos for being able to read most of that sh*t.

ROFL

WORLD DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH! Automatic Classic!

And they said it would never work...

haha

5 for the way you read WORLDDDDDDDDDDDD

+1

This is one of the best Dramatic Reads ever.

Haha, hilarious letter, but you have to work on the dramatic reading bit... it's hard to take as dramatic when you keep laughing. :P

+1

I swear you sounded like the Gman from Half Life every now and then.

this was the number one funniest YTMND ive seen since "Holy shi* it's a Dinosaur! WTF?" good effing job. you clearly are a comical genius. you have succeeded greatly in life. you get my five, -Dustin,lol

-1

these are funny, but how do they make it on top viewed? almost anyone can do them...but still 4 for bad grammer

-1

That was godly

i gave it a four because you laughed too much =(

HAHA FUNNY

Your YTMND number is #228165. Don't believe me? Go to admin.ytmnd.com

You sound like Plankton from Spogebob! Dude, you need to get with your school's film crew and make a movie

Couldn't hold your composure the whole way through....you gotta work on that!

You had me at WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D

Amazing! Your voice is perfect for making fun of things!

i HATE that 7YRS old bro who always blocks my chair.

+2

ROFLMAO x 100.1918!! That was fantastic. Excellent job!

It's too bad that you choked up a few times, but great YTMND nonetheless.

This was so funny but I agree with the above posts you should have read it exactly, and with more anger and less laughing.

I HAVE MORE THINGS TO DO IN THIS WORDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU

Do you do the voice of Plankton on Spongebob?

+1

no

hahaha the mistakes make it more funny, shows you were having fun.

morbo

-4

WORLDDDDDD

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

the last part is the best

World-d-d-d-d-d-d-d! bumped it to a 4.

buahaha. very nice.

Lol, I really like the literal interpretation of the words here...although you didn't "intentionally mispronounce" "jealouse" until the second time....but still, this is five-worthy.

+1

5ed for yooooooooooouuuuu!

you know its interesting - even though the letter is horrible, you actually added a word not in the letter; "My mother hates you to that she the one who put me to do this" - you say, "put me UP to this". WRONG

the echoing D's made me lol and I nearly shat all over myself

lol, grammar!

I like the laughter

Excellent material. Just don't laugh. I know it's hard!

WORLD D D D D D D D D D D D

HAHA!

DDDDDDDDDDDD

Worl-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d for the five.

The WORLDDDDDDDDD part had me laughing my *ss off. This is Hilarious.

I HATE THE INTERNET'S ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D-D-D-D-D-D!!!!!!

lol'd

5'd and faved!

lol good job, good job, i got a good laugh

lol

to f*cking funny

Yea try not to chuckle and all, but I guess you did a good enough job considering how terrible that was written.

f*ck you idiots who 1 this cuz he laughed at the idiocy of this c*nt. this ytmnd is much better than most of the sh*t spewed out on this site nowadays.

+1

i change to 4 because of chuckling and mess ups. other'n that- i lol'd hard.

-1

dude, it was great, the chuckling sets it aside from other dramatic readings, and makes me laugh as well :)

It was okay... I don't like the reading, but me and my friends watch "dedicate live" on fuse daily and do this sh*t because people in this generation ovbiously can't write or read. you get 2, because it was kind of a boring reading, and it's an overused premise, but i love the letter. Rerecord it more dramatically for a 4.

-1

LOL at "WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D"

F*cking hilarious dude.

pwnage

Good.

hahha that was too funny, good job

Lol, I laughed so hard I almost f*cking died!

well read, but you know you do the letter too much credit by reading around the errors. I teach first year college composition, I should know. XD

lol,the last part was funny as hell... i have more things to do right now then remember... YOU!!!

5'd. it wasnt as dramtic as some of the other dramatic readings, but otherwise, i still found it to be worthy of a 5. World-d-d-d-d-d ftw

Wow. I would be glad someone with that little of a grasp on the english language dumped me, considering a monkey could probably type something more meaningful.

lmao

you make me five your site for stupid reasons

+1

Oh... tears... tears.

possibly the best one ive seen.it made me laugh more then other ytmnds...but i dont laugh at them much....

+1

'5DDDDDDDDdddddddd dd d d d d

LAWL!

Nice dude :D

That Chris is such a bastert.

+1

Johnny Sokko and his Flying Bastert

lol you should do voice acting

I like dramatic readings

lmao ahah 1 for the horrible grammar on the letter and 4 for your reading LOL

DDDD

OH MAN, SEW F*CKNG GOOD DUDUDUDU DUD DUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUDUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

bastert. Totally my new fav word.

+1

that is by far the best url for a ytmnd ever. you win everything.

+2

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Nice one. I lol'ed.

5'd for DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

i think the chuckling makes it funnier cause we're all laughing at the same parts lol

+2

Fav'ed, thank you I haven't laughed in a long time.

Bessssssst dramatic reading yet you bastert!

+1

You need huge lungs to fully read those sentences out loud :O

lol your amazing! nice reading :)

ur such n *ss wipe n bastert

+1

i honestly f*cking love it

Dramatic readings aren't stupid, they rock! They're only stupid if they're written in proper English.

amazing reading

stupid girls. guys got so much gooder werds are better....

OLOLOL

Godly

keep the laughs and mistakes, theyre just as real and funny as the letter itself

Glorious! worldddddddddddd had me choking on my food

This is Sparta.

WOOOOOOOOOORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Simply brilliant. Bravo you wonderful thespian. Might wanna go back and reread it without the little hiccups though, just to improve the deeply engaging dialogue.

Would be five if it was the guy who did the Bauman Letters. Sorry. :(

an award winning performance

world-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d

lollollollol

I love dramatic readings...

the domain really does seal the deal for this site

5 for WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDD

that was awesome. i love how u did the whole "WORLDDDDDDDDD" thing

lol ... my mom hates you

what man would want that piece of illiterate garbage

-1 for the laughing in the middle. Another take could have helped but a very funny site.

(assuming the laughing was unintentional) "lol, middle school" indeed.....also change title to "Breakup Letter, Near-Dramatic Reading"

Jesus, who are these idiots who write these things? Hillarious! (So, you started laughing during the reading. Who cares? F*ck the nitpickers.)

WOAH

Five for "world-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d"

f*cking great. The chuckles made it even better. "she the one who put me to this"

you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons

ok 5

THIS IS THE SEST BREAKUP LETTER IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Sorry. YOu messed up the reading at least three times and the laughing was uneccesary and kind of gay. But I still gave you a three for effort.

-1

WORLDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! made it gold. also, you owe me a keyboard.

I would've 5'd if it weren't for so many mistakes while you were reading it. It's funny as hell though

The only thing that would make this funnier is if we found out that the person who wrote this was 25 years old when they wrote it.

blocking your chair haha!

Yaaaaaay Run-ons and stupidity! Maybe one thing you could do is read some of the longer run ons in such a way that is means something completely different...maybe...somehow >.> But that would be hard and I doubt I could do it. Nevertheless good job.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. YES. : )

I like the laughing. im glad you kept it. lol.

This made me actually laugh out loud, which rarely happens from stuff I see on the Internet. FIVE STARS!

lol @ the pronunciation of Jelouse

Practice not laughing.

Also the voice sounds like Vegeta lmfao.

Som1 teech dat bich som ingleesh dayarn. My reply to such a letter would be................ .................ok.

I love dramatic reading...... you made my day sir

ahahahaha

The person who wrote this must not have completed the section of English grammar covering run-on sentences.

Does anybody know any girls who don't act like this? Cause I haven't seen any. Also DDDDDDDDDDDDD!

noooo you didn't say buiiiiisness! XD Ah well still funny

Dumped him because of friends told her to. Also, that was monotone, all you did was read it in a weird voice. In the first few sentences you could have been dramatic but right away it wasn't.

dude, your sites suck, you're just jealouse!

Much better than that "Hello? Who's Calling?" P.O.S.

lawl

The few times you crack and giggle are what make this site for me.

id rather date a spider or rat den u

She uses the best grammar, punctuation, and spelling I have ever seen in a typed document.

Oh bi you bastert!!! jealouse??

+1

YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS wtf???

.... wtf.... LOL UPVOTE! :D

You laughin' made me laugh more, keep it. lmao, gotta start the "id rather date a spider" fad; bring it on.

I thought the laughing was fine, but you didn't read it exactly in a couple places. I chuckled, though. Well done.

lawl!

You sir, are a bastert for reading this.

+1

if you REALLY hate her, you'll, give myspace, facebook, email.... ;)

i liked it. im going to have to do somthing like this, when i get an email (wich probably wont be too long from now).

epic rofl

sh*t. giggle more f*ggot.

-1

I am jealouse I didn't read this first.

+1

lol DDDDDDDDDDD

You giggle too much. Redo the sound.

Wow. Haven't seen one of these in awhile XD

f*cking kids lawl, 5 for bed time story reading

lolol the D's were the best. props

lol, jealouse

+1

the last bit is made of win, YOU!

Gets better as it goes along...

This has been in the Top Viewed for three days already. It may be too early to tell but, are we seeing another scandal ala, How To Prank A Telemarketer style? Downvoted from 5 to 3 as a precaution.

-1

LMFAO

"well guess what bastert"

runon sentences much??

5'd. you jealouse bastert

+1

Why did you turn into heap big Indian chief about half-way through?

Terrible dramatic reading, but you were probably using every fiber of your being to not explode and die laughing at the sheer horridness of that "letter". I'd drop that bitch like a hot potato, personally, just in case stupid is sexually-transmitted.

Wow. I can understand how you could barely keep a stright face through that. Also, I noticed you couldnt even say some of the horribly misspelt stuff just the way she wrote it. Like your brain was automatically overiding it to keep you from going stupid yourself.

lmao that was great! sounds like some little 11 year old needs to learn how to type

you are an inspiration

5'd for stupid high school kids breaking up.

COULD OF BEEEN WAY BETTER

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DEH-DEH-DEH-DEH-DEHEHEHDEDHDEEEEEEEEEEE

Didn't find it funny or cool.

-1

Oh ho ho!

-1 for getting dumped by a chick with Down Syndrome. Lern2buyCandy.

-1

DDDDDDDDDDD

"iam..."

+1

I can forgive the laughing. This was great

fckin win

+1

FIVED-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D