I'm surprised there is no PTKFGS version of this yet.

Great job reading that, buddy.

-1

hahahahahahaha

YOU BASTERT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT

this never gets old.. i hate you more than anything in this WORLDD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D rofl

Surprise! BUTT SECKS!

F*ck this sh*t.

+3

F*ck you. Learn to not laugh like a little bitch when you read it. HTPAT HTPATHTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPATHTPATHTPATHTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPAT

how did you comment that far before... you know what never mind, I don't care

seriously though, 8-10, 8-10, and Mr-Aran with 7-19? Wtf?

I nearly cried.

not as good as Boomaga, could definitely use more practice but not bad.

-2

wow this is getting so many views nowadays i hope this beats HPTAT

you fail, please try again ^_^

c*nt

Let this DIE PLZ. Its the new HTPAT. Nobody cares for it anymore.

+2

Iggy = Sex.

kill it with fire

One of the gayest YTMNDs of all time...

bravo

This should contain the following warning; it is full of epic win

-1

I hate this. I really do.

OH MY GOD WHY DOES THIS STILL EXIST??? HOW DOES IT HAVE OVER A MILLION VIEWS???? N*GG*RF*GGOT!!!!!

-5

.............how did i get replied to like 0.3 seconds after i commented......and how did it get downvoted to -5 in that same time????

-3

OH MY GOD IT DISAPPEARED

+6

This is da letter from Rouge Da Bat....

OH GOD THE PUNCTUATION!

you fail, please try again ^_^

+1

OMG I DIDNT KNOW SEXYMOFO WAS STILL ALIVE!

+2

Add this to the Hall of Fame already, Max.

+3

Horrible.

-2

Please somebody make this site go away.

This ytmnd needs to die plz...

Don't usually request stuff - but could you do a reading of this? http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:BITCH_ALL_CAPS.png

-2

i thought it was going to cut out at anything so it would hav said i hate you more than any...DM

Stop killing YTMND.com, f*ckface!

I didn't break up with him for you OK!!!!

Please delete this YTMND, it is like a sh!t stain that just won't go away and I am sick of seeing it.

-1

Aren't you tired of reading this dramatic by now?

+2

Yay for dramatic readings.

+3

Every three months...

+1

every three days.....

+7

PERFECTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

-1

You should try not to almost laugh when you're reading it. 4'd for effort.... e4t.

-3

while it returns quite often it isnt half the nightmare of how to prank a telemarketer was /shudder

-1

1 because I'm sick of seeing this on most viewed- it's really not that funny

+3

breakup letter, tired of seeing it. enjoy the million views and move on people.

+2

If you want a real breakup letter read Of Mice and Men. That's what the whole book is.

you win sir. well done.

-2

This f*cking thing is still coming up in the top views? Damn... thats amazing

-2

I love it!! it is hilarious!!

-1

How the f*ck is this on top viewed again?

+3

How is this top viewed again? Do people really need to watch it twice or something?

+1

Yes.

-2

dildo coupons

+2

its not funny. there is no joke here.

Too bad YTMND can't break up with this site

+13

I CAN... BREAK THIS... SITE.... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

+12

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

+3

You can't break that site.

+5

I'll break in yo momma.

I'm grateful nothing that ever happened to me in college persisted this long as a running joke

-3

XKCD posted this on his BLAG and now it gets to be #1 for the next infinity more years. LAME

The funny ytmnd that needs to be brought behind the shed and shot. Put this in the HOF, then make it so HOF ytmnds can't be in the top-viewed.

a reasonable solution was posted on ytmnd. bizzaro

how many times must a ytmnd be linked before you can call it's creator a F*GGOT!

+4

seriously though, do you go to digg every night and link this sh*t? wtf, F*ck this piece of sh*t, it was kind of funny like 2 years ago.

+1

l like how your the first person to respond to your own comment.

+4

wow, i just realized this is the only f*cking ytmnd you have ever posted...CONGRATULATIONS! You are a bigger f*ggot than omgbomb, n4rvest, and AntwanDavis put together. Since you cant come up with anything new please leave and never ever return.

+8

So freaking tired of seeing this on the top viewed every single day. Stop linking it! It's not funny!

+6

I agree, should I get rid of it?

+3

Please. Or host it elsewhere.

+1

don't get rid of it. if you're bored of everyone crying, you can always change the image and audio to something awful, like one of their ytmnds.

+1

dont delete it

+1

this still needs to go through the cycle of more users demanding it be taken down then a proposal put up for people to sponsor it to have it deleted then people making ytmnds about the proposal instead of shelling out the cash then....f*ck it. also, for everyone who said "this was funny 2 years ago" you're as much to blame as the people who see it for the first time tonight and digg it

+1

This true lunacy... and hilarious, and kinda sad that this is the future of America. I'm going to go cry in the corner now.

+1

hmm.. i wonder who actually recieved this message??? >.>

When was the last time you had to make a conscious decision not to let something eat you?

wont a hero please step up and delete this website :(

Hero.... I'm lookin for a hero....

+1

I decided to watch this and have to say it is funny. I kept expecting you to shout out, "Get your hands off me, you damned dirty ape!"

+1

Yeah it is pretty funny

-1

Wow, and to think she thinks HE'S the one getting owned.

-1

why do I think the writer is 17 and she's just humiliating an older boyfriend that she will make up with the next day?

-2

oh man. this was so hilarious i started crying. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D!!!!!

-1

god i f*cking hate this ytmnd

+2

YOOOOOOU

+2

everyone who has ever made a YTMND wishes they could have one of their sites stay in the most viewed section for this long.. your success is so epic and they're so jealous that they will never stop hating.. its funny to read their comments though

-2

i'm not jealous, i just didn't think it was physically possible

It's f*cking stupid...it doesn't belong on top viewed 2-3 times a week...although it's not nearly as bad as Fun With Rap Music

ahahahahahha, I hate... YOUUUU

-2

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

-3

It's been done long before and much better, get this old sh*t off the front page.

+5

I haven't downvoted this yet? 1

+5

this is why we can't have nice things

In a way, this site is the epitome of the internet. The internet can be distilled down to three things: NEDM, All your base, and this... Yes, this is the end result of human history. Now, compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.

+1

Who the hell keeps watching this? *facepalm*

+2

you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons ... I don't think I'm reminded enough of this... someone should sponsor this... someone with money to throw around... somebody like obama...

+1

wow

Wow! This one just keeps coming back!

+1

BUT I DOWNVOAT FROM THERE

+1

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

F*ggot posted this at the escapist.

Why is this always in the top viewed? Is this the best YTMND gets? The guy who voiced this sh*t is f*ckin' gayer than AIDs. Can't even put on a good accent - whatever accent he's trying to put on.

-2

Sounds like the guy's from Amarillo. Doesn't sound like much of an accent, more like a loathing tone of voice.

-2

I'm going to upvote every comment that has a negative rating and downvote the positive ratings. F*ck you all, you fat, social outcast motherf*ckers who call everone on FPS games newbs.

-3

if everyone imitated you, then all the ratings would be equal. think about it.

+2

GO F*CK YOUSELF.

-2

This is bad and you should feel bad.

+1

Wow...Hilarious... I love the fact you were trying so hard not to laugh while reading it and you still cracked a few out.

+1

Nobody's forcing anybody to watch it repeatedly. There are new people seeing it all the time apparently, and more and more people are discovering YTMND.

+2

http://yummypopcorn.ytmnd.com/

this sucks. so does ytmnd clearly because i havent visited the site in about a year, and I come back and find this sh*t still getting views, fives, and faves alike. f*ck ytmnd and f*ck you.

-1

Wow, it's funny to think of a female this stupid with the act they usually put on. Then again it could be a little gay boy from AOL. So anyway, this IS the mother f*cking grammar police and you're going to get raped in prison little girl/gayboy!

+1

im tired of seeing this on the front page

+2

Top viewed every day lol

-1

this is why you should never sell a used hard drive to anybody

-1

You can't break this site...

+4

this reminds me of my younger brother.

-1

in my face ftw

you sound like Brendon from Home Movies doing a dramatic voice

stop looking at the ytmnd

Zombie site back from the dead!

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

+2

flapjack

lol

Haha! That girl was one pissed off noob.

+1

YES FIRST COMMENT OF 2009! THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNIER THEN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDD.

-4

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+7

bastert

+1

ytmnd must be devoid of talent if this is still up there in top viewed everyday is it the end of the site?

+1

Yeah there needs to be more Moon Man KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK

+1

lol, its funny. Its even more funny that people get mad because its on the home page every day and cry and get all emo over it. Good times. LOL f*ckers, get away from the computer sometime, the internets is not that serious. Also... its not HPAT.

-2

I would much rather see htpat on the homepage everyday than this piece of sh*t, jut hof it and be done with this sh*t

+1

Why is this so popular? Its a pretty sh*tty reading. There are a trillion better ones on YTMND. Probably linked to myspace or some f*ggy sh*t like that.

+3

Just goes to show you what might have happened if a women ran the white house.

Site was never funny and the sound is annoying. Get this off my front page, thx.

+2

howcouldthishappento.ytmnd.com

omg this siete stil ere? how can we help

+1

whatever bot you made to keep refreshing your ytmnd 24/7.. its not funny... it never was.. so just stop already.

+2

I second that motion

A few too many f*ck-ups with the reading for comfort, and way too monotone, but you got the end right, in particular the DDDDDD and looooooves. and it would have been funnier if you didn't occasionally crack up.

How does this old, tired, sh*tty YTMND make it to top viewed every single day? Aren't people done looking at it yet?

+3

This is a pale comparison to what it tries to ape.

CRITICAL ERROR.

you people set this to your firefox homepage or something?

+3

time traveler??

Do we really need to see this again?

+4

Great letter, awful reading.

How big of a donation would it take to have this sh*t permanently deleted?

+4

yep

rofl

seriously. ban this sh*t from the front page.

+4

wow almost 2 million views... o_0 i'm g-louse

^witchcraft!!!

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-1

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-2

I didnt even post this.....

-2

hahaha. It's so stupid it's funny.

-1

this never gets old.

-3

A classic

-2

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

+1

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!! GTHOTFP!!!

+2

DEAR LOSER

+1

This one needs to go away. I would love to see some new material in its place.

+1

xD

What the F*CK is this still doin in the top viewed? IT'S PATHETIC.

+2

Results 1 - 10 of about 2,270 for http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

HTPAT

+1

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D

I made the 5000th vote XD

500,000THSTNDYRD

This is linked on a Toronto adult contempoary radio stations website this morning. Mix 99.9 Awful.

Hey, in maybe another year and a half you'll catch To prank a telemarketer. On that day I will cheer.

Actually, probably more like 5 and ahalf years at this pace, but slowly and surely.

I love how this is the only site you've ever made and its so incredibly epic.

-3

Tired of seeing it on front page

+4

I don't think this site is the least bit funny, but I like when old sites suddenly get attention. That way, it pisses off many YTMND users. Glad it ruined your day, guys!

I don't know if I can even comment on this there's so many comments already this probably reached the comment limit but 5'd for reading all that for use ytmnd users.

-1

make it go away

+1

Also make it a Pacard site

+1

Was this written by a freaking 12 year old?! It looks like it was either faked or written by someone who doesn't have the slightest knowledge of how to spell correctly.

Lol

funny voice. xD

-1

this is the worst ytmnd of all time. every day it shows up most viewed i will remove .1 stars from my vote

pretty sure i do

-1

every single day. every single day topped viewed.

Best writing ever.

-2

NO! Please don't take this site down, I listen to it regularly!!! lol :) The first time I heard it, I was laughing so hard, I woke up the house. (Nite owl, here.) Then, I just kept listening to it, because it's a fantastic reading!!! :D Those of you who say the "Voice is annoying" ~ ~~~ Have you missed the content and the point of this reading? lol :) LUV IT! TY SO MUCH Mr. DRAMATIC READER! :D

-6

you must be from youtube, where the most retarded comments (and people) come from

-3

wut wut in the butt

[EPIC] Outputting maximum number of [STARS]

+1

Don't worry I linked it on all my favorite websites so all my friends can see it.

-2

I'VE SAID IT ONCE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, WHY THE HOLY F*CKIN HELL IS THIS IN THE TOP VIEWED?

+4

Because the f*g keeps linking it to other sites which people click on. It is a very cheap way to sell your site.

+1

This sorry sack of sh*t seriously needs to be Teens4Christed.

yech....

So good.

-7

zomg it's back

-4

this really isnt funny

+5

KILL THIS ALREADY JESUS CHRIS N*GG*R F*GGOT

-1

I'm going to hunt you down and literally cut out your vocal cords with a spoon which was used by a tramp to scoop out his own SH*T and make a castle out of it.

+3

gotta lover her syntax! get hooked on phonics bitch!

Mr-Aran will reply to this comment

+1

Your Great!

lol

I enjoyed this a whole helluva lot and I made my own dramatic reading off another bored.com break up story, haha. Thinks for the great idea man, I'll link this site and give you credit.

-2

you should be horsewhipped, and this site should be obliterated from history

+1

I'm into S&M so that whole horsewhip idea sounds great. A/S/L?

what is this sh*t? this is f*cking awful

+2

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+6

why is this always top viewed. its not funny. giant dicks

+3

2 million views, amazing.

oh lul

SPY'D

also chronster

F*CK OFF ALREADY, FOR GOD'S SAKE, THIS WAS OLD WHEN I BECAME A MEMBER!

it was less than a year old when you became a member...

This site must die!

-4

DIGG'D, FARK'D, WOW FORUMED, GO F*CK YOURSELF AND DIE OF AIDS YOU N*GG*R

Ha ha, this site is still a top viewed one and you guys don't like that!

Hahahaha! That was awesome!

Is it possible to start a charity in which we raise funds to pay NonDripHelmet to delete this old piece of sh*t?

+1

I dont even know where to start.... I came. 5

-2

www.withaudacity.ytmnd.com

-5

For f*cks sake, I will donate 100 bucks to get this sh*t deleted.

+1

I'll take it!

+1

this writing is straight out of Shakespeare!

+1

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahah hahahaha

NOOOOOOOOOO! get rid of it plz!

so hilarious. i listen to it every day.

I love ytmnd

+2

HAHAHA

Smell my arse. This site needs deletion.

Grats on being... HOLY CRAP 9TH TOP VIEWED YTMND OF ALL TIME!

Seriously. Someone trace this f*ckers IP and trace him down to the nearest millimeter. I want to know where this fat f*ck goatee bearing twat is.

-2

puck ewe u asule

-1

i thought this was supposed to tell me how to prank a telemarketer...

lawdy this has been top for a longass time.

Ehehehe. This never gets old.

what does HTPAT mean?

-3

How to Prank a Telemarketer, an absolutely god-awful site.

I think this is hilarious. You win.

Someone must have posted this on a WoW forum or something again

+1

This is a good site, and deserves to be on the most viewed.

god this reminds me of half life: full life consequences... http://johnfreemanjohnfreemanjohnfreeman.ytmnd.com/ keep in mind, this was made by a 7 year old... maybe theyre siblings???

Somehow this site uses black magic to revive itself on the top viewed every other week.

I just read some of the comments. Funniest string of things I've ever read, but seriously, THIS SITE NEEDS TO DIE.

I could just see some of the girls in the middle school i went to sending this to their boyfriend well..ex-boyfriend

When I've run out of internet, I always come back to this site.

+1