you sound a lot like plankton

clawing its way to the top of the most viewed list, one week at a time.

Epic. Purely epic.

Is this seriously STILL on top viewed?

LOL OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERWEB EVER. BASTERT.

This site has been floating around the top viewed for months. For some reason the views spike up randomly.

Very dramatic, but the reader is still trying as hard as he can not to laugh.

I LOL'D.

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B L O C K I N G . T H E . C H A I R

That was pretty funny I must say, so 5'd.

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lol

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If only masterpiece theater was this great.

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I wish this site wasnt on the top viewed list. Ever.

DO NOT WANT

leave the screw ups in

Why is this STILL on top viewed.

I originally 5'd this but now I am one'ing it. Your f*ggy wow forum linking is crap. GTFO off my front page, I swear to god if I see this on the front page one more f*cking time I'm going to lose it

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2007-07-18 ITS STILL HERE

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

1 now for forum linkig

linking*

epic

-1

"WORLDDDDDDDDDD" and other typos were pretty funny.

-1

that was clever....

i laughed really really really really hard while high.

Not even funny.

omg classic never laughed so hard

-1

Replay "Dear Loser" when you say it. Now listen to plankton say it from spongebob.

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1'd for forum linking, also, I really hope this person is unable to bare children. The idea of her having a significant other who would f*ck her gives me nightmares.

ITS BACKAGAIN!

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LOL WIN random laughing ftw

-1

lollercopter it was much better being read to me

-1

it's okay

-1

Lol rules.

-1

It'd be a lot more solid if the reader wasn't noticably cracking up throughout the letter. It's not really terrible though.

+1

tl;dr and dl(where l is "listen")

+2

to listen; didn't read and didn't listen? YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED.

How did get back on Top Viewed?

A funny letter. But you could have done much better with this.

-1

Holy crap you got most viewed this month, pretty good for a 5 month old YTMND.

Hilarious.

hearing you read that and trying not to laugh was funny as hell

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dddddddddddddd lol

7YRS OLD EPIC CHAIR BLOCKING MANEUVER

+4

rofl can you please send me an mp3 for that?

-1

5'd! seriously f*cking awesome reading. your voice and sound out of the words made it better.

This is great!

5, because there's an idiot out there somewhere and I'd like to be a part of her pwning.

pretty good man, you should just do another take without laughing and stuff and it would be so much better

OH MY GOD. that girl is f*cking retarded and you should be happy she broke up with you. five stars because of a stupid bitch.

Window Seat!

I am crying over here man.

How many times is this going to reach top viewed..

as many as it takes until the entire internet sees it ;)

GO AWAY

I love it when this gets linked to the WoW forums. Load of sh*t.

Oh no not this again...

This is so f*cking old.

HILARIOUS I was laughin so hard

rezzed again?!??!?!?!

f*cking hilarious ! +5 for dramatic and accurate reading!

o god bumped again anyone find what site is to blame for this?

Entensity.net traffic.

I really don't care if this keeps popping up in the top viewed every other month (Think Picard Song got all those views without massive off-site linking campaigns?), but my main gripe is that it's a little too generic and straightforward for the purposes of YTMND. I get the feeling that when people linked the Picard Song, they said "Hey, check out this YTMND!", but when they link this, they say "Hey, check out this crazy breakup letter!"

+3

Like herpes, this damn thing just keeps popping back up.

+1

Welcome back, you pos.

guess what bastert

+1

ROFL!

OMFG THIS IS FUNNY AS SH*TT!!!!!!! *****!!!! haha someone cant spell hahaha!!

you made me touch your hands for stupid reasons

+1

You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons, u accidentally say you hugged me!!! BASTERT!

+2

(sp?)

I present to you these aids

-1

my original vote remains the same

-2

viewing this to attempt to beat HTPAT AND Blue Ball

+1

entensity.net pwnt

Dear winner,[NonDripHelmet]~~~~!!!!! YOU MADE THE BEST DRAMATIC READING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

How can bullsh*t like this make it back from the dead. Thats where it belongs... DEAD and f*cking DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD. What happened to fresh creative material? What happened to people with true ideas? What happened to this site and why does it allow f*cks like you to ressurect bullsh*t like this? Let it die and f*ck you.

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you need a gf

-1

you left a letter out. I'm pretty sure you mean't gif.

+1

I'm pretty sure you meant "meant".

+5

I accidentally love this site.

hahaha

"World-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh" Hilarious. AKA, I lol'd.

Oh why do they keep relinking to this? Isn't the rest of the internet unfunny enough as it is?

+6

more things to do like an english lesson?

nothing new, n00bspeakin

This ones always funny.

This is sweetness. The pronunciation of "loooooooooooved" clinched the 5 for me.

could it be you this letter is adresses to, and the mentioned "bastert" is you?

jealouse

5'd it, fave'd it.

-1

ha, you faved me on my birthday, thanks.

Did you know that Tom Mabe was a flaming homosexual?

haHA!

So close to 1 million views! You can do it breakup letter!

-1

It gets over 1,000 views a day even during off periods, so I'm sure it will get to a million before Max shuts down YTMND and re-opens it as the official site of the Miami-Dade chapter of the NRA.

+2

i wish i could re-5 this everytime it pops up on the top viewed section.

That was the sh*ts man!

We get it. You're funny. Just die already.

i never meant for this to happen.

At least you made something. That's why it's better than htpat

+2

you never meant to digg this 5000 times? Go die in a fire and stop linking this f*cking sh*t. Make some new material or gtfo.

are you the dude from zombo.com?

+1

welcome....to zombocom.

winner

I was heading out the door to go to the grocery store and then to kill myself when I saw this. I laughed a lot, so much in fact that I forgot to leave the house. So now I still don't have any tapioca pudding and I'm still alive. Thanks a lot, bastert.

+3

it officially sucks too

Excellent, original, stupendous.

I still love this site

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

This is equal to old and stolen, but still funny.

-3

stolen?

+1

you bastert.

YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THE GMAN! HOLY SH*T! THIS IS THE BREAK IN THE CASE IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR!

DDDDDDDD

+1

Nobody deserves two lives. NOBODY. BACK TO THE GRAVE.

i forgot about Poland

That's amazing.

HI THIS IS TOMB MABE

-1

I cant make it die unless you all help make it die...

ALRIGHT A MILLION+, GJ DOOD lol

a million was nice, but should i just remove it now or what?

Hey it's not your fault people keep coming back to watch it.

no wait for MACKS TO HALLOFFAME IT

+1

Take solace in the fact that you affected such a stupid bitch in enough of a manner that would cause her to bother writing this at all. You win...

-1

12th coming

-1

Best site ever!

+1

delete this sh*t

-3

loved this

amazing.

+1

I showed this one to my English teacher last year, who in turn showed the whole English department, who then showed all their students at some point. It spreads like wildfire for some reason. I've had people tell me they hate me more than anything in this damn worldddddddd!!!! So yeah, fav'd.

You sound like plankton, which makes this more funny.

HAHAHAHAHA

How many times is this gonna get revived?

noooo delete

what i mean is don't delete it

I liked this one XD

This made me laugh so hard that I'm actually crying right now, like a little girl.

Why won't it just die?

I see it pop up in the morning every so often.... So strange...

+3

PACARD IT

+1

Sadly, I think it'd do just the opposite effect if he did that.

Ahah! She sure has GREAT English! xD

seriously this is really funny but IT'S NOT NEW AND ANYONE WHO is thinks it is makes me ANGRY

not sure if it was intetional, but i liked how yer typing style matched the letter. kudos if you meant to do that lol.

So concludes another plot twisting heart break on, "The Love Letter." We hope you enjoyed tonights story.

Still think this is a funny site everytime I watch it, I don't see why everyone is still bitching about it being back on most viewed.

Made me laugh

I can't believe I listened to the whole thing...

And now it's on top viewed AGAIN. Just delete this so it stops getting here.

NO U

4 months later, same issue.

That's what YOUR MOM SAID

+1

FYI I am the spy.

+1

the spy from what?

youtube stole my bike

NonDrip. I think you should be very proud of yourself. This is HTPAT all over again. Yet for such a high rating as 4.42, it isn't being downvoted. Because you actually made something instead of Blue Ball GIF machine and HTPAT that wasn't very original.

+1

I lol'd.

Almost a year later and it still can get into the top viewed. Don't listen to the negative people. They are just *ssh*les.

hey mods, why isn't this NSFW? he says "sh*t" near the end. that's ear rape to my ears.

-6

STILL WORLD FAMOUS

+1

Hilarous! 5

LOL Pwned

Classic

back in top viewed of the day a year after it was posted. when will this monster die?

It sounded like you were having a whole lot of trouble not laughing while reading that.

http://talktojesus.com

+2

DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS

-2

just posted a redo on youtube... find it.

-1

stupid '08ers keep viewing this and digging it

+2

G-louse? eat my style.

He did a pretty good job not tripping over that crappy language. Kudos to him.

The dark fire will not avail you flame of Udün! Go back to the Shadow.

-1

lol

THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

Mr-Aran time traveled to reply to iMax's comment.

+1

HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT

MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I hate you. And btw. You wrote that didn't you? You POS.

-1

lolol

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Dear Winner [NonDripHelmet]~~~!!!!

-1

wow this thing has a million views? holy sh*t.

-1

HI MOHEEVI I SAW AN NEDM SHIRT ONE TIME

its funny. there's no reason 1 it just because of asshats on digg.

-1

I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WOOOOOOOOOORRRRRLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! this needs to be a line in a new comic book movie.

-1

Dramaticly read this one to your self "TTTTTTTTTTTwo'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

+2

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

-2

me laugh so hard i almosted puke

-2

I lol'd at how he was about to break in laughter at the start. XD

-2

WHY WONT YOU DIEEEEE

+3

get rid of the queer laugh at the end and it's still a lame ytmnd

-2

eat my *ssh*le

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How the f*ck does this get back in top viewed!?

-3

wow i ve never seen this. youre good at that and should do it for work. my dfad is a good reader for radio voices too. he makes some pretty good money for a guy who looks like if chris farley was an old man witha almish beardlol! btw i tried to vote five but it keeps note showing my vote each time i click on it it says i have to watch it first whcih i did twice. or listen to it i guess becaus eit was mostly made up of sound.

+1

hey why is that guy coment about me lol!?

+1

whoa it did it agani wth?

+1

i dont get why that commet keeps movin?!!

+1

the commentor below my has no penis but onl boobs in the wrpng place!!!

+1

lol! it did i again!

+1

lol, only NonDripHelmet will read this since im on the 6th page ... 6th page FTW!! ..." I hate you, I always hated U!!" my favorite line =)

+2

"YOU!" "Crank that soulja boy..." xD

-3

DEAD N*GG*RS

-2

I might not actually have minded this site being on the Top Viewed yet again if you actually did like we told you and did another take with a better mic, a clear nose, and 100% less voice cracking and giggling as you read.

+1

STUPID HANDS!

Pacard this horsesh*t already.

+1

Either Pacard or delete it cause I am tired of this sh*t.

+1

Who the f*ck keeps linking this garbage..give it a f*cking rest already.

+2

wow. this is older than john mccain.

+4

+2

Not terrible, but you made a few mistakes and were obviously holding back laughter throughout most of it. Sorry, but that kinda spoils the effect.

+1

Sounds like Dylan Moran

John Mccain has an army of rubber wombats in his ass, poised to detonate a bomb in the center of the moon, releasing the souls of woolly mammoths who will in turn, establish a corporate empire centered around selling cat food made out of the flesh of elves

sage

-3

gb2failchan

this is great mwahahaa

-1

HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD

1 since this has been on this top viewed like 10 times now >:0

This is like 900 f*cking years old, why is it front paged? Max retire this sh*t like you did to how to prank a telemarketer.

+1

DELETE!

+1

You wouldn't laugh so much if you were me. I am Chris. I was the one dumped and had this letter sent to me. It was 15 years ago. She is now a whore strung out on meth and on welfare cranking out halfy babies. I went on to college and now make 100K a year! Who's the loser now bitch!!!!

-3

If i were Chris, i'd be all over the floor by now.

Still gay.

+3

why the sh*t are people still looking at this ytmnd, seriously...what the hell.

+3

this not funny you basterts!!! she wasreal PERSON

-2

Delete please.......its long lived past its prime and forum linking just kills the spirit of YTMD.

+3

uh-is this Chris harddick?

And he's always blocking your chair... HA-HAA!

-2

LET THIS DIE!

+2

You're just jee-louse, you bastert.

-3

WHY WAS THIS NOT ON THE TOP i was about to close ytmnd because it was just a giant failasaurus rex until i clicked this gem good job.

-7

Why weren't you aborted before you could f*ck this world over worse?

+2

Wow, some dude with sh*tty voice acting reads a sh*tty letter and makes a YTMND about it, and people 5 it.

+4

I have more important things to do then remember...YOU! CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY

-2

Now both of you got pwned.

Okay, seriously, can you disable this site, please?

Worried much about popularity contests?

-6

You can tell this was written by a paki

No no. It's written by a n*gg*r on welfare.

+1

C*cks

how does this keep getting on top viewd EVERYDAY

because someone has a hard time moving on.

Hasn't this been on the up and coming for like two months?

+1

WORLD-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!

+1

GO AWAY