genius! I meant, gesh I cant spell

This is the best ytmnd of all.

HAHAHA This is THE BEST!!!!

Success

Beautiful. haha.

I just wish I had thought to do this.........cause I talk like this all the time. ALWAYS. haHA! and I actually don't mind the small breaks in character with laughter, it's still friggin hilarious. I mean last I checked this wasn't American Dramatic Reading Idol....or?? I love you I love you I have always loved you and how you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons.

DDDDDDDDDD

Uh-maze-ing. Bastird.

lmao OK!

way to utilize 30% of the voting system, asshat.

-6

your so jealouse

+1

Greatest ytmnd of all time. In USAFA history, especially.

+ 6 for DDDDDDDDDDDD, - 2 for mistakes and laughter, be professional. Nice find.

+1

Your just jealouse WORLDDDDDDD XD Funny sh*t....

Yoooooooooooooooou

This was hilarious.

Brilliant!!!!

hahahahaha, hillarious...i loved how you cracked up in the middle of that stupid letter....5 stars

I loved this.

No I am not plankton's voice, that would be Doug Lawrence...

-1

good stuff.

tooooo funny. i think that youre laughing is funny, too... i think it adds to it. i can't get enough of this.

I heard this on a radio show...it's so funny...but it's a poor man's Neil Bauman's letters.

This RULED.

hilarious

Dude! Did anyone ever tell you you sound almost EXACTLY like Plankton from Spongebob when you're reading this... that just makes it all the more hilarious. Excellent!

You have a nice voice. Have you ever considered being an announcer/narrator? SOOTHING ACTION, ACTION, ACTION!!

Out of all the YTMNDs I've seen, this is my favorite one. You bastert.

+1

I want that voice to tell my parents I knocked up a girl. I think it will soften the blow.

+1

lmao

Sounds like you're better off, now that you're not going out with a retard.

You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons! ;_;

WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hmm, this wasn't top viewed a couple of hours ago now was it......

lol!

jajajahajahajhajah

omfg why is this back on u&c

oh no...

lol

WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D

Why is this back? o.O

the new Epic Mount/Tom Mabe? LOL

lets see where this goes XD

it seems this is being linked to alot of different places... >.< XD

PLEASE DIE

I think my sh*t is being hacked or something...

Dorn?

TO MUCH READING

-1

WORLD-DE-DE-DE-DE-DE-DE-DE-DE *LOL* so 5'd

OMGWTFBBQ HAXXXX

haha beautiful...i laughed so hard it hurt

people really need to stop doing this

people really need to stop doing this

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D

conspiracy or lone gunman?

omg no wai my girlfriends 7YRS old bro blocks meh chairs too!!11!1!!! God i hope that biddy was high when she wrote that letter...

-2

Don't blame the dude if people like to view his site. And don't be a retard and downvote it for that reason.

very nice [/borat]

You bastart!

5 for a f*cking EPIC url grab.

+2

With your site's popularity, I think you should re-record the reading, but keep the original safe because sentimentality is in. Just something to think about.

-1

I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

-1

"Another attempt at my first ytmnd, I know dramatic readings are stupid, but god damn was this letter written poorly..." And yet you posted it anyway. Done Done and done before.

-2

it's baaaaaaaaaack

Ha ha ha ha!

I like the laughs because it adds to the "this is so stupid" vibe that we all got from reading this mess.

new fad!

I hate myself.

I thought women had periods.

The word "jealouse" made me five this "bastert".

+1

god i looooooooooooooooooooooooove YOU

Just win...Ok win win win win win win win win win'd...D D D D D D. XD I love it.

Loved the "WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D", but I wish you wouldn't have laughed throughout.

the laugh at the end seals the deal.

"I luvved this boii lets call him Jack, but he kept hanging around this gorl mel, so i was like, hey y dya keep hanging around thid uther girl ur paying more antention to her than me and he sed sorry and it was ok. But then he kept hanging around her, eyeing her up and lookin at her tits so i sed right were not goin out nemore and begged so ley him hav anuvver chance. But then 3 days later he broke up with me by txt and i was like watever ur losin a gr8 thing and now he reli rgrets it but im not havvin him"

+1

WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D!!!!!!!!!

that voice only works when it's impersonating a tone that accompanies it, like a flamboyantly enraged Neil Bauman. a brakeup letter doesn't have that same tone

-2

Yeah, I gonna have to tell you to shut the f*ck up, m'kay?

one of the better dramatic readings ever

I must say I find this YTMND very amusing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing.

+1

my stomach hurts now, thats f*cking hilarious.

Dramatic readings are old...but with a letter like that, no one could blame you!

If you know that dramatic readins are stupid, then you know that this YTMND is stupid. You're dramatic voice is annoying. This letter isn't funny with or without a dramatic reading. It's not like this person made an ignorant grammar mistake, they obviously didn't care.

-2

Why are you on YTMND?

+1

"You're dramatic voice is annoying"

+1

you sound like plankton

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com%2F&btnG=Search OMFG Results 1 - 10 of about 334 for youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/. (0.30 seconds) TOM MABE HAS SHIFTED SHAPES

+1

Whoever wrote this letter needs to be slapped with the grammar hammer! I loved it and I'd love to see more dramatic readings in the future just watch the laughter next time.

lmao

THATS THE FUNNIEST F*CKING THING IVE SEEN IN WEEKS MAN

this isn't dramatic... it's... something else.

-2

Is this a resub?

Hey! It's back up to top viewed!

haahah perfect.

WORLD D D D D D D D D D D D D!!

Its not a resub, it had been nsfw for a long time, I thought that would quell it, but its not nsfw anymore, I even tried to make it nsfw again, and it didn't work. I guess I'll just ride this thing out, hope max dont hate me...

-1

you make to me to give you to handjobs for to stupid to reasons DDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

by FAR one of my favorites

you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons

It's gold. The laughing completes it.

"i have more things to do right now than remember YOU" I could piss myself right now

id rather date a spider than u ur so ugly and FAT!!!!

LOL Please do more of these!

I didn't like it when you firs started talking, but then it got further into it and I laughed over and over again. Bastirt!

Haha, I love this so much. The voice is amazing.

that's some really bad punctuation. nicely read, though

in some parts like "DEAR LOSER" you sound like Plankton from SpongeBob.

LOL FOR BLACK DRAMA LETTERS

+1

haha! OK!

LMFAO!!

even my little brother who is always blocking your chair HA HA!

i lol'd on this one, good job...

...This has been done before. Exactly the same, and even worse the second time.

-3

that's what she said, huh?

+4

keep em' coming, lol

5 if less laughing though1!

Your voice kinda sounds like mine, what the hell...

Engrish?

You BASTERT! I love you.

Wow...I "lol"ed...a lot...5 for you.

Will it ever stop? yo, I don't know! Turn off the lights and I'll glow!

-1

Her gramar is excelent!

-1

haha gramar has 2 ms its grammar

Could've been read better, but win for the worlD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D

haahahhahaa!

It has its moments.

-2

hahahahahahahha

Classic due to the simple fact this chick is retarded. Makes you wonder what's happening with the education system these days.

WIN!

i'm rofling

tl;dr

-3

I lost track after that 6(or more) line run-on sentence

Quite enjoyable

best thing ive ever seen

I was watching this in hopes that u inserted a HORSE DICK somewhere into the reading, sadly it was just you making fun of typos. So I'm giving this a two on the basis that it is lackin' meat, and thats what real women need.

-6

lol i miss middle school

Its awesome, you do a good job at it.

id f*ck her

+2

+5 for the hilarious e-mail, -2 for your read of it. No offense, but the "dramatic reading" of the ebaum emails sort of raised the bar for this sort of thing. Having laughs in the final cut doesn't cut it.

I'm not boomaga, this isn't the bauman letter, and suck my dick...

+1

if only my ex-girlfriends were so friggin' dumb! 5'd! Fave'd!

lol, the url in itself is worth a 5

Awesome letter, less than perfect reading. Still excellent though.

HAHAHAHA oh geez...

The reading was great since it really showed how f*cking terrible this chick's grammar was. 5'd

Great job; hilarious. Couple of minor suggestions, though: you seemed to correct the bad grammar/spelling while reading it. For example the first "bastert" was pronounced just like "bastard" but with a little more emphasis on the "st." The sentence "she the one who put me to do this" was said as "she the one who put me up to this." And a lot of the run-on sentences were given the appropriate pauses as if the periods and commas were there anyway. The chuckling I thought was fine. Anyway, very funny stuff.

5 stars for D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D alone.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I think your dramatic rendering is brilliant, and all the laughs and mess-ups are perfect. I have to listen to this pretty much every time I go on ytmnd, just because. My favorite part is probably the WORLDDDDDDDD part, but also just that line... "you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons." Who the hell says that?

lols!

youre sucha bastert.

You people need to stop looking at my bad first site. I'm planing cool things...

-2

This is my absolute favorite ytmnd ever! xD It's just so amazing. It always makes me laugh. I remember before I saw this I would go onto that website when I was bored to read how funny and lame the letters were. This is just awesome.

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIINS!!!!

MY LIL BRO WHO ONLY 7 YRS OLD ALWAYS BLOCKIN UR CHAIR HAHA! i love this, thank you. :D

Every breakup letter Ive ever received!

I know this is old as hell, but I'm glad I ran into it. The reading is GOLDEN.

That's it, I'm downvoting this because I'm f*cking tired of it. It wasn't even read as word for word as most dictated ytmnds are.

-1

bastert

back on the top15???!???!1

+1

I-AM-BORED.COM IS LINKING IT DAMMIT

+2

wasnt this made already?

-1

Zam ZaBam motherf*ckers

Why is this back?

+2

lmao. middle school was great.

jesus christ not again

+1

Yep, some idiot from i-am-bored.com submitted it.

+1

this is what happens when it gets linked by i-am-bored. lol

+1

stingraids?

WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD u bastert

her spelling makes me sad inside

+1

What the hell brought this back?

why is this back?

+3

Lol this got linked... not creator's fault... still a good YTMND

Welcome back!

I still laugh at bastert...

LOL! It looks like something my cousin who is in1st grade would have written(in terms of spelling and grammar). The person who wrote this needs to repeat elementary school!

ElectricEye is a flaming homosexual.

lol, beautiful.

My mom is 300 pounds

My jaw is sore from grinning the whole way through this.

-1

I downvoted this on the recently created like three months ago, welcome to the bandwagon, f*gs.

D-D-TOTALLY DUDE.

epic fail

+1

The occasianal breakouts were kinda disappointing, but it was a hard letter to read after all.

Yeah, this was cool the first time. But really it was never that great.

+1

I agree. It's somewhat original, but definitely not worth some jerk forcing it onto the front page every day. max should just put this site in the hall of fame

does putting in the hall of fame keep it off the top viewed?

-1

yes

+1

Honestly, it's cool to have for a day or two. But this isn't that funny. Especially with me not being a total fan of ytmnd's like this. It's still cool to have. But boomaga pwns the sh*t out of this. Even worse this kid breaks character.

Agreed. this needs to get off the front page, I'm sick of looking at it

mewps

Haha!

I lol'd almost constantly. Well done.

Funny, but there's no longevity. You can only listen to it so much....

pretty funny

WORLD-D-D-DD-D-D-DD--DE-E-CD-DED-D-DE-E-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-EDD-EEEEDEEEEEE!

How did this make the top 15 again?

YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS

+1

ROFL It would be more funny (if that's possible) if a girl was the narrator.

these are so funny

You need a humour transplant then...

Why is this on the top viewed? Your voice is over exaggerated and half of the time you didn't read it right or you starting laughing. This is not original at all, nor is it funny. Sure the letter is bad, but thats it...nothing special...

+1

Exactly. What a F*cker.

this again?

+1

www.lost.eu/43c6e good one, i love seeing people write in sh*tty english

This was posted on i-am-bored.com this morning. It is amazing how something as simple as a link on some other website can put a YTMND on the top viewed after being off it for so long.

+1

Great reading there!

-1

Punctuation...ftl

WTF @ Epic views.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The only thing YTMNDers hate more than a crappy YTMND is a successful one.

stop scukin at t3h typin

-1

Okay who's hot linking your site? LOL

Why is this back on the top viewed?

ROFFLE MY F*CKING WAFFLES!!!

-1

THIS IS NOT EVEN THAT F*CKING FUNNY

+1

you wins all my five sir. excellent stuff.

da worldididididididididididi I lol'd

Everyone help NonDripHelmet out and vote the site nws. Should help ease the hot linkers.

I voted nws the first time around. What is this sh*t doing back here?

+1

Bravó! Þetta var frábært. (+ fav, lol.)

lol he sounds familiar

WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D!!! ftw

5 for the gay giggle at the end.

Oh look, you fell off and died. How sad.

dang, back to the front page?

I approve that message. I especially approve the pronounciations based on best guess according to spelling.

I want to date a rat den

that "I HATE YOU" sounded a lot like the actor that said "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO" (you know who ;)). also, bastert.

and always blocking your chair HAHA!

1'd for comin back onto top viewed becuase of WoW f*g linking.

+1

noooooo too good

What a bitch...

"i don't care what your stupid friends say you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons" LOLOL! Hilarious.

Too long, not dramatic enough

this wins. i cracked up. if it makes me laugh, it wins.

I was thinking "probably a 3, but if he says DDDDDDDDDDD like it should sound then I'm giving this a nice bump to a 4"

Awesome.

you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons

Waste of time, grow up, things like this are common. gtfo of my internets

why is this suddenly getting views? the guy can't read without laughing at himself.

you can't look in the mirror without crying so... yeah it all pans out in a Butterfly Effect way.. happy tears jackass

-1

'you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons'... pure lol.

It has been a very long time since I actually LOLed at something online. Well done.

Learn to read.

Learn to read

OLD

el oh el