I'll post a real comment in a sec, just wanted 1st.

*starts a slow clap, bravo...bravo..* JK!

It'll be okay, buddy

*joins in the slow clap*

lol

somebody needs to start some kind of support group...

I laugh'd

sad...

wtf, lol

*also joins the slow clap but now it's getting a bit faster because more people are clapping*

Normally I like youre sites. This sh*t is too emo for me though. Sorry.

*joins in with an even faster clap as the applause become louder

that's the point Bodily, that's the point

Oh. Then 5.

*stands up, leading others to*

flawless execution.

i wish you were my brother. and that incest was legal. on mars. because mars is amazing.

wow

i'd have to double bag it and we'd have to find Quato so he could watch

....WAIT NO! wait no never...m..what? what the f*ck?!

*standing ovation...pants drop, runs off in shame*

Ah...I was sitting on a cheese doodle. Forget it Mr. President.

...but FUN!

POOPYBALLS! YEAH PUT THAT IN YOUR SITE AND SHMOKE IT!

standingg proud, pants droped, and clapping furiously

*Trips the guy whos pants fell down* 5.

Why aren't you using your gun?

Awww i can't stay mad at you. I love you man....BROTHERS DON't SHAKE HANDS. BROTHERS GOTTA HUUUG!!

*sees rob schneider in the back of the crowd, "YOU CAN DO IT!"*

voice sucks

^first a 1, now a 2, can you go up another 3? make up your mind damn it!

watcha talking about....ur sites have been killing dog

shut up.

*inspirational fanfare begins in background*

5'd for truth, and i changed my vote 12 times or so just in case you were watching spy

i'm always watching *points to eyes points at you*

[insert snide remark here]

you prolific son of a bitch!!

^insert horse dick into ass

You can do it!!! You can do it all night long!!!!

^parries horsedick with other horsedick

Oh my God. I'm the kind of person you're ranting about. I feel special.

and no, i don't mean Wootsat

wait.... did accidentally dive in front of Leks and take the horsedick for him? or was it originally intended for my ass

5'd for Afrotech!

holy sh*t..... lagged response times for the confusion

Onel you're the kind of annoying sh*t that sticks to a boot and gets scrubbed off a couple of minutes later to be forgotten forever, as if it never existed at all. You make zero impact on anything because you're a zero.

don't pretend like it was an accident Wootsat, you timed that dive

wins, all my 5s for you

all your 5s are not enough to satiate my bloated ego, I want your first born and your lunch money too

WHAT THE HELL MAN WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

i feel u man i hate downvoter who dont even have sites

LIVE TO DOWNVOTE!

when you use flash nobody is in my top anything.

Internets!

by the way JThundley, instead of punching keys with your hairy knuckles you should stick to what you're good at, like kneeling in the center of a circle jerk behind the Methadone clinic.

perfect execution

Kelsey Grammer?

*snide remark*

damn right Kelsey Grammer! I make him dress up as the Beast and then we do dirty things

yeah f*ck the idiots who don't even contribute sites here. also ^insert horse dick into ass

LOL ALTAACCOUNNTTTT

pretty weak... saying people who don't make sites shouldn't vote on sites is a terribly illogical comment. Try making better sites FTW.

you put so much time and effort into it

YOU MOTHERF*CKING EMO. HERE'S YOUR 5.

I don't truly understand the logic here... I mean, I always hear "you don't even make sites", or "make some sites before you judge", stuff like that. but that doesn't seem necessary. Do you have to be an artist to be an art critic? Not always. Do you have to make awesome movies to critique other movies? Not necessarily. I don't see why YTMND's shouldn't be included in this of this form of thinking. However, I still liked this YTMND, so here's 4 stars for you.

ragnarok343 you ignoramus, you failure, you pathetic bottom feeder, I make that comment as satire but you being a total waste of space would never even guess to look below the surface, you scabby nut sack.

personally, I don't give a rats nut if you make sites or sh*t circles, you can critique until you're blue in the face. It wont matter in the long run, i do this for fun. period.

This is for youtube.

you think you're some sort of neo nazi hot sh*t don't you bandieros? well i gots news for you, you're a filthy pig c*ck, from now on your name is pig c*ck, I spit in your face worm.

lol nice image of yourself, f*cking freaky sh*t

one

so emo

the language - it's crude, the tone - it's rude, the anger - it's fake, the recipe - to bake a cake

i chose a picture of Uncle Fester from the Addams Family TV series and carefully edited a condom hat on his head, I'm very proud of myself

*slowclap*

Troof.

**leaves snide remark**

poor fearcondom.

SINCERE BUTTERCREAMED

lol emo

do u need a hug?

yes...yes i do

I've seen all of those movies except the one with PSH and Sandler.

this site makes no sense, lay off the helium, it destroys your brain, you need your brain to make ytmnd's

dont worry i under stnad you

thanks uniscorn, you're the only one

oooooh, I'm starting to feel the impacts of the alt account down-voating, must be one of those little bastards i insulted earlier

all people who downvote for fun have had homosexual experiences, no matter what. all of them have had at least one.

boooo hoooo, take your downvotes like a man, on your knees, up your @ss~!

it's just, it's just, y'know, like?

+3 for the YTMND, +2 for all the comments you made. yeah....

LOL

YTMND

I tried to post some thing like YTMND < 3 ' s F e a r C o n d o m But it would let me!

great

whats the point in changing your voice f*ggot your not a celebrity. your most likely a slightly chubby f*ggot with mass amounts of acne who does nothing but sit at his sh*tty Dell making ytmnd sites until your mom tells you to go to bed.

hey shouldn't it be FAV 5, like the t-mobile commercials?

3'd for ronin

I'm sorry I've been so mean to you :(

Awww, listen, sport... I know it hurts real bad, now... But there'll come a day, and I know it doesn't seem like it will, but believe me... when all *gestures* THIS... will just seem so silly, in the grand scheme of things... and you'll wonder why you ever thought it was all that important. Now c'mon, buck up, that's a brave trooper - let's go get an ice cream cone, huh ? Alright !

hey it's dantheman everyone, hey dan, how the hell do you know me so well? I swear if i see your tarded mug peepin & creepin outside my window I'll chuck a rock at it.

boomaga is just paper, but you're more than that...you're a true pal!

stfu f*g

lol silly dan

hey thetinguy, i wasn't such a f*g when I was snorting coke off your mothers breasts last night

^^ BOOYA!

YEAH. I don't make sites, I just downvote weak ones, and upvote ones I think are funny. Yours was funny, for 3 seconds.

The use of Evanesence means this can't be taken seriously but I still don't really get it.

goddamit you f*ggot stop making all those ytmnds, you suck C*CKS

hmmm indeed multi accounts? yees?

you know I have a sneaking suspicion that thePlease wants me to put a baby up in dat a**, the way he always comes around wiggling that scrawny rear all around, like a f*cked up little puppy, yapping his trap. I'd pay a dollar to slap his filthy little mouth with a lead pip and shut it up for good. anyone got a dollar?

Its weird just the other day i was thinking to myself Fearcondom always makes interesting original sites but i usually give them a 4 if i don't laugh, I'm sorry buddy I didn't realize that it hurts like that. It'll be ok.

I thought that asking for people's firstborns was pretty lame. You'll never make it to the top with that attitude. If you change your demands to the first four born, then I'll give you a 5.

passing judgment

sorry to hear that we hurt your feelings. But this one sucks.

and say hi to your mom

I was gonna 3 this till I read the comments.

you aids transmitting gorilla f*cking piece of sh*t not only do you create sh*tty unoriginal ytmnds but you also come up with worthless insults "lol I had sex with your mother" "lol you're gay you want to have sex with me" dear god you lameass, you're the average ytmnder. how f*cking disappointing...

dantheman's father abandoned him.

You don't appreciate the effort of weighing the decision on what to vote! On the one hand it took a lot of effort and isn't total crap, but on the other hand it's entirely boring and humorless. Also the voice sucks, I don't like meta-YTMNDs and you treat the comments like a message board. Through scientific calculation this comes down to a 2. Appreciate it, emo boy!

Captain5 is!

HAHAH LOOK ITS GREEN FESTER NIPPLE HEAD FEARCONDOM! I was there during its creation. NIIICEE

JENGA JENGA JENGA JENGA JENGA JENGA JENGA