Stay out of my rabbit hole, f*ckbag

I haven't seen this one before

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BEAT STUMP

FYUCK YU STUMPY

I don't like you very much.

TETSUOOOOOOO

Resubmit because it went under 3.8.

-5

It would appear he was right to do so.

+4

Citation kind of gives it away, but awesome nonetheless.

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nicely done

Wow, 20 votes in ten minutes, you must be AIMing the hell out of people.

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get your *ss back to the vet.

What is that supposed to even mean? Are you implying I'm a dog? Or a furry? Or that I'm dating a really hot guy who served in Desert Storm? Because I totally am.

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No, it means you're a beaver.

+3

O SH*T HE SRVD IN DESSERT STOREM! That just means he's a hick that couldn't get a real job so he joined the army.

+3

yeah

Just shut up, like you are very annoying.

+1

I get the last word.

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OMG FOUREST LOOK I'M VOTING 5 AFTER YOU TOLD ME TO FOR 5 MINUTES ON AIM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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more good work coming from fourest, your rapidly becoming prolific

I like this one

I feel this way every time I see it in the top viewed.

These sites are awesome.

5 because you cybered with me on aim

lol!

1, 2, 3, 4, FIVE.

Excellent visuals, timing, and of course, Elfman's score from Pee-wee's Big Adventure.

It's a scary truth......

:)

Blueball and the telemarketer phone call are both stolen

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absolutely made of win

My world hasn't changed. I don't click the site, it doesn't bother me. The only thing that has changed is the inordinate amount of bitching and moaning from people about it. If that would stop, everything would be ok.

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oh noes

WHAT KORF SAID

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Plz, do not PM me as to why I gave this 2 stars. Im just sick of the telemarketer routine, and this Matrix bit. MOVING ON

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WHAT DCTOWNES SAID

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It's funny.

i want out

I took the red pill AND the blue pill, but I'm still here

fourest is great

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YA I'M F*CKIN PRICELESS!

Not funny, unoriginal, ripping off the hatred of HTPAT, well made though.

-1

Plus you gave away the joke with the image/sound origin...

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You need to calm down before you turn into maplehect, I don't think anybody wants that.

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this is your best ever, that I remember.. which ok I admit is probably 5 or 6 sites

I'm not turning into anybody, if you continue this nonsense i could, lol.

heather chandler, you make really bad sites, cmon now... can we really mock somebody that actually makes sites that are funny?

Fourest's sites are not bad, objectively, they just don't appeal to me, and I thought we were allowed to rate sites as we see fit. Maybe max should make a filter that only allows people to vote 5 on everything. That seems to be what people want. I've made over 10.000 votes in six months and I like using all the available options... otherwise what's the point?

You only rated 1 because he resubmitted the site.

Plus my sites are amazing if you've been to college. It's amusing to me that people are often too young to appreciate irony... but you will. PS fourest try smoking pot, it works WONDERS on my rage blackouts.

Yeah yeah ok you win.

Can we put an end to all this bullsh*t, i'm sorta mad right now cause my site is being filled with worthless comments.

also lol I have my BA this semester

Whoa whoa, worthless comments?! That's why I was born. I mean... zazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazaz

Needs picard song instead of blue balls.

and then Lopez giggles or whoever it was, and then TEAM zaza erupts: zazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazaza

"Can we put an end to all this bullsh*t, i'm sorta mad right now cause my site is being filled with worthless comments." - Told ya not to reply to the users that don't like it...

The sea ia a muscle man

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY END ANNOYING COMMENTS BY GETTING RAGED.

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How about a heatherchandler STFU site? Can we get one of those?

I ONLY LIKE WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME I'M GREAT AT MAKING THESE YTMND.COM WEBSITES THE INTERNETS IS MY OWN PERSONAL HUGBOX HEY GUYS JEDI IS ON AND IM LOOKING AT HARRISON FORD FOUREST YOU NEED TO BE MORE LIEK HAN SOLO THERE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM LOL

Type in caps more because it validates your point of view.

OKAY THANKS FOR THE TIP I'LL MAKE SURE TO DO THAT FROM NOW ON NOW WHERE DID I LEAVE MY GLASSES OH SH*T THEYRE ON TOP OF MY HEAD LOLOLOLO IT'S MY FIRST DAY ON THE INTERNETS PS REREAD MY EARLIER COMMENT ABOUT IRONY

What?

I think I'm falling for HC, I hope the account is a dude because then I'd be gay. YES! I'm gonna go run around in circles screaming somebody about cartoons and pumping my fist in the air over possible joking internet gayism. Ism > Ness.

also somebody*= something Yes. Also fourest, why do you care about your comment page?! This site makes me say "also noun" way too much. Also c*cks. Also zaza. And then also zazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazaza

The comments were funnier than the site...4'd.

I'M A DUDE I HAVE ALSO C*CKS

Oh yes - the "I went to college and since I am so deep because I went to a community college I like to argue on a ytmnd site and I must be superior".

AND I'M NOT ANNOYING I AM OBNOXIOUS CALLING A GIRL ANNOYING IS LIKE SAYING THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

No, there are annoying girls.

"Type in caps more because it validates your point of view." I saw a T there. What a f*cking hypocrite. YOU'RE GETTING A brick THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, BITCH. lowercase, of course.

I AM SUPERIOR HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU COME BACK FROM THE DEAD I MEAN NOT EVERYONE HAS REANIMATION POWER IRL I LOOK LIKE THE MOM IN DEAD ALIVE HAWT STUFF AMIRITE

LOL KORF YOU WIN

Also, this comments page is nothing. I had a guy threaten to bring him and his tricycle gang to my house. Do you know how scary that is? You're lucky that all you have to suffer is the wrath of LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS, SATIRE, AND WORTHLESS COMMENTS. However, since that guy just upvoted your site because of the comments alone, they in fact have tangibly added to the score of your site and therefore are, quite literally, not worthless. FLAME ON.

I go to state school because I want to spend all my money on cars and VAGINA, and because I got in just by mentioning my SAT score, which somehow allowed them to accept me without any proof or having to fill out any paperwork at all. I'm like james bond, but better. I bet he filled out paperwork. What a loser, imagine him... with a pen... and paper. My god what a majorons mask. I want to fill this all up with random facts that both embarass and brag. One time, I was not awesome... one time.

FOUREST IF YOU MAKE A SITE ABOUT A TRICYCLE GANG I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL 5 THE HELL OUT OF IT, I WILL FIVE IT TILL IT SHOOTS STARS ALL OVER MY LUSCIOUS BREASTS, I WILL FIVE IT TILL IT BEGS ME TO STOP

HEY TWIN I WENT TO STATE SCHOOLS FOR UNDERGRAD AND MY GRAD WORK... PRIVATE SCHOOLS ARE A WASTE OF MONEY, IN THE LONG RUN WE'RE SMARTER, AND PROBABLY HAVE BETTER CARS.

I like how "state school" automatically means sh*tty in most states. Lollerz. Move to NC, Virginia, or CA and get good education on the cheaps.

I don't think i should, because if i do, that will prove to you and others that i have obeyed you and i am doing it for a 5.

Oh my god..

I can't wait for this sitcom. When does it air and on what channel?

perfect

I have heard UCONN is the most respected state school in teh US. But I dunno, I might be wrong! Sure is also where I'm going for my masters. PLUS ALSO CARS, WE WIN! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OGMOGOMGOGOMGOMOGOGMOGMOGOMGOMOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMG I GOTTA TRY THIS FILLING OUT THE BOX WITH MEANINGLESS COMMENTS FASTER THAN I HAVE BEEN, THAT LAST ONE PROBABLY TOOK ME LIKE A MINUTE. ZAZAZAZA IM BLACK AND IN A TANK WATCH MY BOOTAY NIJJOR! BLAHBLABLAHBLAHBLHABH HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH SH*T FAST ENOUGH? I NEED PRACTISE

Actually tricycles are scientifically proven to be funny to a much wider audience than bitching and/or moaning about useless usage statistics using recycled scenes and concepts.

LETS PLAY SHARADES WITHOUT ME HAVING TO KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT, K? DODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODDODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODDODODODODODDODODODO

THAT WAS MY IMPRESSION OF CAT ON A KEYBOARD IN SPACE, GET IT? BECAUSE DODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODOODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODOODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODODODODODODODDODODODOD

MACFLY AND REEEEE ARE TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS.

LOLLLL

Seriously somebody make a tricycle gang site, trike gangs are SRS.BIZ

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Man, it's your biz to make sites for ratings or not, but PMing people to upvote you with their alt accounts isn't really going to win a lot of people to defend you. Your sites are going to be rated highly anyway so begging for fives just comes across as kind of pathetic. I mean don't you want to be weighed and measured based on real merit? Isn't that what ratings are really about? Use the force fourest BE LIKE HAN NOT LIKE... I don't know, somebody lame... I tune out the parts without Harrison Ford.

simply amazing

ok

I'm not pming anyone, it's AIM official bizness.

It's not how you do it, it's what you're doing. You're not an innocent victim of evil meanies, you're trying to juice the game. This is like when... um... some sports guy takes steroids when he was already a good player. It cheapens the spirit of the game, once it becomes all about winning.

The game IS all about winning, it's just that cheating ruins it. He's not cheating by tlling people to rate his site on AIM. It's cheap, but not cheating. And how good your YTMNDs are shows in the end anyway.

Heather, instead of wasting all of this precious time on insults and defamation, you should make another Zoidberg site

decent.

It's in the works, I'm just waiting for Joshycube to return to his hole so that people have a chance to see it.

And just so everyone knows, a legal defense to defamation is TRUTH, it's an absolute defense, and I can back up what I say. It's not like this is an isolated incident. I actually have a point here, and I wish fourest would stop pretending like he's not doing anything wrong. (Also you would have to prove damages which would be pretty much impossible here. LOL SCHOOL FTW!)

I'm not pretending, i've said what I do, and i have talked with others about it, i just want to stop, and i am going too.

I saw it coming, and that killed half the joke

when will it end? there's even a link in my guild forums for it....i asked them to not spread the disease :'(

You know my vote.

HC you should sue yourself for defamation of your own character.

Man, when I quit doing cocaine all the time, it was a bitch to give up the drugs, the parties, the constant sex, the popularity, I can imagine not asking people to upvote your sites is going to take some time to quit, I mean, what a rush, when you watch that uptick from 4.36 to 4.37. If you really want to stop, then delete this and resubmit it HONESTLY. Prove your mettle.

I'm sorry but I don't get it. Blueball factory is stolen, the telemarketer site is stolen, am I missing something?

I have already submitted twice, I thought part of the reson why you hated/disliked me was because i always resubmit.

Yes, to GET HIGHER SCORES. Whatever. Just stop. If I hear about any more of this f*ggotry I'm not letting it go. Also now Episode 3 is on HBO and I'm waiting for the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo.

Lols

im gonna make an autoit script on my 3 computers and hotlink my sh*t to be on the top weekly too

WHOA WHOA WHOA! "Plus my sites are amazing if you've been to college. It's amusing to me that people are often too young to appreciate irony... but you will. PS fourest try smoking pot, it works WONDERS on my rage blackouts." . . . . been to college, and Oh, I fully understand irony. Your sites are not ironic. They're not really anything except poorly done. PLEASE don't pretend that you are just too advanced for people to fully understand. A poorly photoshopped picture of zoidburg isn't highbrow at all

"I'm sorry but I don't get it. Blueball factory is stolen, the telemarketer site is stolen, am I missing something?" I THINK the point was "Oldschool ytmnd vs newschool ytmnd". It used to be blueball, now it's telemarketer. Waka waka.

MrStump if you'd like to trash my sites you should come and downvote them, most of them are overrated anyway. Also this is fourest's comment page and we should respect that.

I always smoke pot in the summer, haven't lately though, maybe i should take a puff of grass more often lol.

Heather, do you hate me? yes or no

^ "...I wish fourest would stop pretending like he's not doing anything wrong." ... what the f*ck is fourest doing wrong? besides making sites that some people don't like... which everyone does.

I don't downvote just because I don't like somebody. I might as well be calling you names, Heather. But I read what you said, and it has no basis in reality. That makes me a sad panda.

OMG FURRIES RUN

Only four beause I don't get what's so bad about the second fad.

FOUREST DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME CHECK YES OR NO PS SEE YOU IN STUDY HALLZ

So now are you trying to rip on me because i go to school? lol.

i think someone is just mad that she attended college, and all she got was f*cked and forgotten

5

Heather, you know I like you and everything, so when I say this I mean it. Just shut up. The FPA is starting to form a gang mentality.

Lol, HTPATM is crap. But I am sure you will get upvotes from both sides of the barrel here.

as emil would say "IIIIIIIIIII LIIIIIKE IT!"

I think it's fairly obvious that she was ridiculing you for your middle school maturity level by asking people whether they like you or not. I mean it's not childish to give a "Check yes/no if you want to do illegal things together", I do it all the time. The trick is, you have to give it to them when their moms are not looking.

i'm with korf, dc, nutnics, and slayer. This is so derivative and played out. Also mad overrated.

5'd for you. but i still dont know why people kiss blueballmachines ass....that n*gg* didn't even create it, it is from somethingawful.com

we all get carried away here, it's addictive to judge, I've used underhanded guerrilla tactics and other monkey business to ensure top spot for some of my creations, I've bought YTMND ad space just to link one of my sites through the ads, I've proposed mock social experiments by posing as a guest speaker in prestigious universities but this is no different than a concerned parent pulling some strings to get their kid into the honors program.

This was a solo mission and was not affiliated in any way with BTape, hankthawrapper, or others, I'm a lone wolf, an assassin of bad form, the only gangs I like are trike gangs AS I HAVE CLEARLY SAID, and I hope fourest will act like a normal person from now on, thank you. To answer your question I feel pretty ambivalent about everyone I know through the tubes because in my head you're all robuts.

All I had to do to get my ratings up was reveal my secret hotness... and that was more because people were calling me fat and I have not been throwing up after meals for seven years to be called fat, thank you.

^You lose, good day sir?

wow, i just read all the comments here....lots of lawlz. best thing is not to reply to comments bud....btw some of the sh*t Heather said is mad f*cking hilarious

I WANT OUT! GET DOWN WITH THE MOVREMENT!!

2007-02-10 13:56:20 HeatherChandler 1 star Man, when I quit doing cocaine all the time, it was a bitch to give up the drugs, the parties, the constant sex, the popularity, I can imagine not asking people to upvote your sites is going to take some time to quit, I mean, what a rush, when you watch that uptick from 4.36 to 4.37. If you really want to stop, then delete this and resubmit it HONESTLY. Prove your mettle. Thats just classic Heather lol.

Heather is fat IRL I can tel by how she talks about her hot guy who served in the military. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SOOO COOOL!!!

Heather, what the f*ck are you talking about with this "secret hotness?" try this, MY SECRET SHALLOWNESS. Honestly, do you think YTMND is so sex depraved and pathetic that everyone is supposed to see your picture and worship you as the reincarnated Greek godness Athena herself?

It's weird because I'm known about town as the funniest girl alive, like a redheaded Sarah Silverman, and I can make funny comments, and yet somehow all my ytmnd.com websites aren't funny. Then again I wasn't very popular in high school. Ah, salad days...

Furthermore, reading from your posts I've gathered a few things. (1) You clearly take YTMND quite seriously because you've spent time trying to insult and ridicule Fourest. If YTMND wasn't all that important, WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU POSTING NONSTOP? Obviously you take YTMND as seriously as he does, so please don't pretend that YTMND isn't also a significant part of the things you care about.

I'm speechless until further notice lol.

Fatexx: Yes, that was the deal I made with Satan to get a butt that won't quit.

hahahaahahahahahah

Also, why do you rely on your "secret hotness?" Do you think that there are no other girls on this planet that are attractive? Are you that f*cking shallow and blind? Think for a secret you dumb bitch - HAVE YOU NEVER LOOKED AT THE INTERNET? There are girls 10x "hotter" then you taking it up the *ss and eating sh*t. Clearly, being "hot" doesn't mean you are a wholesome person, have a good personality, or are even a privilege to f*ck.

a redhead sarah silverman -perfect description of you

absolutely amazing

Ah, I feel like i've learned alot from these comments...

There's nothing good on TV and my friends all work retail, also fourest brought this on himself by asking me why I voted 1 on his site without commenting, which meant he was spy-stalking, which means he would be easily raged, I mean come on man do the math, easily raged + boredom = lulz. Basic internets. Welcome to the non-real world.

HOF comment page, lol.

With that said, I'd like to emphasize that since being hot means nothing (Since we've all seen very attractive girls eat raw feces and being f*cked by animals), we now have to base it off personality. I'm going to assume that you're a shallow c*nt (because you keep referring to your hotness, and because 90% of what you say refers to yourself as hot, better then us, or just more intelligent, etc.)

Do you think any of those girls would ever talk to you? Consider yourself blessed by the mothaf*ckin' goddess Athena.

Not only AM I a shallow c*nt, I also HAVE a shallow c*nt, which explains my popularity.

So, now even if you are "hot", you are on level with two types of women - those who eat sh*t, and those who are obsessed with themselves. It's pretty f*cking ironic that your last YTMND makes fun of paris Hilton for having Herpes pills, when YOU, YOU act just as self obsessed as she does. Is that why you created the YTMND? To make yourself feel better because you're exactly like Paris Hilton, self absorbed and shallow as f*ck?

..those girls would talk to ME ; )

Just to clarify, I don't know what this scat fetish talk is about. Seriously, SWAP.avi. I use it to end a date that's going nowhere fast. Maybe it is some kind of convoluted food fetish, which anyone named FAT would probably be into. Try throwing up a lot and then you can be shallow and hot and popular like me! RAGING ALL TAKERS OMG ITS A RAGEBANG OR GANGRAGE OR SOMETHING

I give +2 for the Blue Ball Machine, but I cannot give any more than that.

HC - All of your intelligent comments refer to your physical attributes, proving my point that you are like paris Hilton herself - shallow, ignorant, and self obsessed. If your best qualities are the physical features you have, then may I remind you there are girls HOTTER then you right now eating sh*t for low paychecks on camera, and being covered in bukkake for the latest porn film.

It's not a bad site, remove the HTPAT from citations. Also Heather get the sand out of your vagina pl0x

Fatexx is just jealous because my unfunny sites are rated higher than his unfunny sites. Downvoting my sites isn't going to make women want you, try losing 100 lbs and the neck beard and the noxious personality. IT WORKS WONDERS. Also don't insult our men in uniform THAY R AN HEROES.

how incredibly f*cking homosexual you worthless piece of sh*t. just like all your ytmnds. not so much the fact that this is the unfunniest garbage I've seen this seek, but the fact that if you get some more f*ggot *ss e-friends on random dumb sh*t *ss forums, maybe you'll become the next dr-l337. gtfo

My handle is Fate, xx, oh self obsessed one. Final thought - ANYONE who is THAT self obsessed is also INSECURE. Is it because ALL you've EVER heard from guys is what a tight c*nt you have? Is it because you've never been complimented for your intelligence (and LOL at that thought), or praised for your wit? Is it because secretly, you've found your physical attributes are all you have in life, and have to use these to the fullest? You're an insecure, shallow c*nt, and you have nothing intelligent to say.

Fatexx, could you refer me to these so-called intelligent comments I have made, I have tried to be as immature as possible, so if you think this is smart just wait till I bust out the big guns.

LOL Fatx just contradicted himself LOL I WIN

Fatexx, i think you hate women bud....

FURTHER PROOF HC IS AN IDIOT - "Don't insult our men in uniform." Someone find me one sentence where I insulted our men in uniform. My god, how stupid are you? Also, I could care less about my site ratings, or even YTMND. It's fun now and then, but if you'll notice, I don't have a forums account, I rarely make comments, and I don't usually make fads. Could it be because I don't care? HC - DO YOU MAKE ANY INTELLIGENT COMMENTS/POINTS AT ALL?

brb, popcorn.

"All of your intelligent comments refer to your physical attributes" "you have nothing intelligent to say" PICK ONE

Fatexx, she isn't being in the least serious about what she is saying. she is spitting gold like sarah silverman and making you dig your own hole, dont you see it?

Fat quit being so self-absorbed that part was about PieceOfSh*t, not you. Remove head from ass. Unf*ck yourself.

Heather, you can be obsessed with yourself and still be insecure. In fact, most obsessed people ARE insecure. Also, no, I don't "hate women", I just hate stupid c*nts like heather whose most intelligent remark is "LOL i HavE TITZ". The only reason I refer to that comment as intelligent is because it's true, and it did require observation, so coming from someone like yourself, I find any statement of a true fact based on observation to be an impressive achievement.

Stop giving that site more attention...plus Blue Ball came from SA

Pussinboots don't tell him, this is too much fun. YOURE RUINING MY LAIFE

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Oh fourest I've got popcorn right here, it's all I can eat on my diet, since Fat here has made me all insecure about myself, this will be easier to purge later.

To be honest, I could care less if she means what she says or not. She is still an aggravating presence on this site's comment board. But I'm done posting, because all she can do is either showed that she failed reading comprehension by misunderstanding what I wrote, or talking about her tits and ass. Anyway, I LIKED THE SITE FOUREST, AND I LIKE MOST OF YOUR SITES, and now I'm heading out to go grab dinner.

"the constant sex, the popularity" Wow I just fell out of love amazingly fast. All anyone, ANYONE needs to do to get laid is SHOW UP at a trashy college bar. That's it. Fat, ugly, scarred face, single testicle, hermo, whatever... anyone can get laid with nil effort. I'm gonna go back to thinking nothing of you for thinking that f*ckin makes you numbero uno. Also lack of body and tons of makeup makes nobody hot. Score me, large penis attached to body with overpowered mind.

One more thing - my handle is Fate, you stupid bitch. Fate. Fate, as in "uncontrolled destiny." I'll even use it as a sentence - It is your FATE to be the cum guzzler for random guys that enjoy f*cking your tight c*nt, while realizing that they'd never marry you because you're basically a walking glory hole.

Also tits. I love tits.

So F*cking true

FAV'd for comments. I can't wait until season 2 of this comes out on DVD.

WAY TO F*CKING GO TWINSEN, WAY TO SEE THE TRUTH. Now people are realizing the truth about HC, THAT's WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. Get the f*ck over here on Team Fourest, where all the intelligent people are.

As in like teh totally ragin bona on teh tittays.

ha great idea

Team Fourest, hahaha.

"All anyone, ANYONE needs to do to get laid is SHOW UP at a trashy college bar. " Finally someone gets my life's work. :D

HAhaha I'm not on anybody's team. Actually by posting in this comments section at all it means I'm not on his team. Posting stupid comments here is like angering his soul or something. He takes this sh*t so seriously it's hilarious. This site was good though, so solid 5.

Yes, I'd definitely rather side with the high schooler who posts his sites on forums and AIMs people to beg for 5s. I'm sure that's the intelligent side of the debate. Since this isn't even ABOUT fourest anymore and has become about feeding Fat's ego, which could probably use a diet. Hey do you know Fats, I used to buy coke from him, but he won't return my calls anymore... oh wait fat people don't do cocaine.

My real name is Cody lol.

Oh man Fat your words just sear into my soul, I have realized the empty ways of my life and I will just vote 5 on all of fourest's sites now without even fully viewing them, oh thank God I have finally seen the error of my soclailite ways, I don't need to have men worship me like a goddess when I can be more popular on YTMND.com website. Thank you so, so much. I just upvoted all your sites! HUGGLES!

I cannot emphasize how entertaining these comments are....wow

I wish I could make a site that turned into a blog. Hi Cody I'm Ryan teach me how to make the comments section of your YTMND into a blog? I'm willing to take classes 2 days a week. Do you except beer or sticks as a form of payment?

I can get completely trashed for an entire day off of a 30 rack at like $23... why the f*ck would I do coke? The only people that do coke are those that have never had any real drama in their life and need to fake it by finding something illegal or edgy to do. Go get into a serious car chase or witness a double murder/suicide, or something that would allow you to prove to yourself that you are a human. I've actually been in several long and dangerous car chases, they were GREAT.

2g's of blueberry twice a week.

It still amazes me how people take everything so goddamn literally. Between truth and lulz I will always pick lulz.

Life-story COMMENTMND™

WORD to that fourest. BRB POT GUY IS HERE think he wants popcorn?

And I don't mean that boring bullsh*t on f*ckin COPS or whatever, I mean good ones. The ones so good they can't or won't show them on TV because there either weren't cops involved, or the cops couldn't keep up.

Changed my mind, doritos.

Ok so are these comments still worthless? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

I agree! i often reminise about the time when YTMND were much like this one, fun and inventive.

So last night kind of sucked. Needless to say since the roads have been sh*tty there weren't a lot of people out. And the few females that were in the spot were pretty fugly. Even after drinking in attempts to make them more attractive. I guess it wasn't a total loss because the bar got a new jukebox which has pretty much everything you could ever want in it. Around 2 AM Final Countdown and several Flogging Molly songs were quite appropriate. Matt and I did Cherry Bomb's over Baghdad. I got Sheetz.

I hope somebody noticed the male counterpart to HC is in the hizzy. I'm less annoying, but twisting things to be more.. 'male' I guess. Well if you didn't notice, YOU DO NOW. So I was skipping along the way like way faster than I even thought I was going before I hit the ramp. My god, about halfway across the river I tore a bullshark's fin off and made soup out of it. I'm such a f*cking badass that I spilled like half of it on my shirt and look all slobbishly hardcool.

Dude I know drama, just the other day I drove from Texas to Florida NO PIT STOPS. Do you know what that means? Oh, and what do astronauts wear when they stalk people? DEPENDS LOLOLOLO

Twinsen please don't compare yourself to me, it demeans both of us.

Also George turned 48 last night so I got him a Cherry Bomb too...crazy bastard. Blackhaus is good.

HeatherChandler is the Paris Hilton of YTMND. Not talented in anyway, but brings attention.

Listen biznatch, I'm your counterpart. I change race and ethnicity mid sentance often, BIATCH, but still I'm here to stay. Also n*gg*, what the figginaticrat you be speakin at? Rythmage in the hizzizzle mcnasty malasty. Malasty? I just want to see my name with words next to it more, because Twinsen was the f*cking MAJO, mayo.

Let me out!

OMG if I sound like him I am seriously going to start cutting.... more. LOL TWIST ENDING

this isn't funny w/out the FAT guy arguing vs H.C. : ( *pussinboots has logged off*

"HeatherChandler is the Paris Hilton of YTMND. Not talented in anyway, but brings attention." This from the genius who brought us HOLY CRAP YOU'RE 17 NOW DOG.

So I guess I'm staying here for a while. In attempts to ease the tension can I buy anyone a round? I'll drink anything. Anyone want to do a 252 with me? Also whoever that is pissing in the pool table...that's f*cking nasty.

I sleep there...use the sink like civilized people.

"This from the genius who brought us HOLY CRAP YOU'RE 17 NOW DOG." if I could make ytmnds private I would.

One time I robbed a bank while totally asleep. I don't know if I mentioned this, but I was two blocks away the entire time, unarmed, and they deposited all the cash for me in a swiss bank account, in person, in switzerland. Also butt, girls go crazy for my tight muscular rump. It's tight and muscular. Also rump.

and I can't delete it because she checks it like everyday

Man, and people claim I'M bad for the "community", at least I don't use ytmnd as my own myspace. OH WAIT I DO.

You're the MySpace Now Dog

And everytime I go to walk across the street or something theres like 19 girls chasing me giggling about my super hot ass. All I can really say is that they can touch it if I get to touch them from the inside. They always agree, and I always comply, but sometimes they pinch too hard. It sucks because yeah sure I got inside 19 annoying chicks, but still my *ss hurts a little and that makes none of it worthwhile.

5ing this so Heather goes off on me and gets me all hot and bothered

Yeah, this is boring now, I'm gonna go take a nap, owning Fat bitches makes me drowsy.

I lost, so I'm gonna pretend like I have something else to do.

I can totally relate to being chased by 19 girls chasing me because of my godlike ass. I mean 2 weeks ago there was a wedding at the bar I went to and I just couldn't keep the girls from grabbing my ass. Too bad it was sort of an older wedding.

get yer sausages here! step right up! delicious foot long sausages, come n get em'

Nedeljko Čabrinović, Tried to Kill an Archduke, Took Cyanide, Jumped in a river, died of Teburculosis in his sleep

Go away

Woops, commented on Wrong YTMND, Ignore this f*ggotry.^

whered all the happy go?

Reality can be a real pain sometimes.

I here to admit I love all of heather's sites. in particular this one. http://hcavi.ytmnsfw.com/

yes

Move along sir.

Heather is awesome, and maybe most people find it stupid but I find the bashing of that telemarketer sh*t funny

Well now I actually do have somewhere to be. I turned down the girls (srsly tho) to go to providence to get some 90's CD that I know I'm gonna find and know I need to own. Then I'll go play videogames and drink beer at D&B like all the f*gs that think that's cool. I'll be the guy in the leather jacket that knows he's cooler than everyone. Also c*cks, look for the guy with the huge bulge of c*ck in his pants. It's f*ckin huge.

C*ck and boobies = teh omg pwnage.

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I want out too

5'd for justice

holy crap, this is quite the comments page

"So, now even if you are "hot", you are on level with two types of women - those who eat sh*t, and those who are obsessed with themselves." I like how this is Fatexx's rationalization of the fact that hot girls won't talk to him. Smart girls and hot girls are rare. Smart hot girls are rarer. That doesn't mean they don't exist. Just like saying, "People who stereotype women are dumber than most primates" isn't always true. I'm just kidding, there's a causal connection. Fatexx is, in fact, an idiot.

Korf I was making a comment that just because she's hot doesn't mean she's special - We've all seen hot women degrade themselves. You can bring out the 12 year old insults by assuming that no girl has ever talked to me, and that's fine. you can continue to masterbate to heathers picture and living your fantasy that she will let you eat her sh*t. F*ggot.

I'd like to thank fourest for being more mature than his years and keeping his arguments AT LEAST CIVIL and not resorting to extreme tactics like this Fat bastard here, fourest you may be 16 but you're already more of a man than he'll ever be. I guess when you completely lose an argument you have to resort to petty bullsh*t.