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Site Title: Hard Safety
Site Domain: epicsafety.ytmnd.com
Created by:  
fearcondom
Created on: 2007-02-09 19:03:59
Image Origin: safety not guaranteed + hard target
Sound Origin: nightwish - wishmaster
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epicsafety

Description: in the twisted game of time, there are no guarantees... one man will open up the limit and do what he did once before, only this time there's no turning back
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2007-02-09 19:10:01
 
lol, mulletman
+1
 
2008-09-14 09:20:41
 
better than that new sh*t obv
2007-02-09 19:12:25
 
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2007-02-09 19:12:27
 
Blast from the past. Or is it?
+2
2007-02-09 19:13:48
 
Tu es dinero.
 
2009-06-14 11:52:31
 
No eres claro.
2007-02-09 19:14:21
 
the mullet, the jeans, the kicks
+1
 
2007-03-27 10:35:46
 
You Deserve Five Stars! ridgeracertheft.ytmnd.com
-5
2007-02-09 19:15:39
 
Pay more attention to your girlfriend.
-3
2007-02-09 19:15:57
 
5 for actually making me laugh out loud. Not many things do that to me.
+1
2007-02-09 19:16:47
 
no more now
-3
2007-02-09 19:17:05
 
This summer is gonna rock!
+2
2007-02-09 19:17:08
 
Too cool and funny!
2007-02-09 19:17:36
 
wow.
2007-02-09 19:19:05
 
sick
2007-02-09 19:19:29
 
they just get sicker. PS) Get a movievoice person to say the description and you got a sponsor buddy
+1
2007-02-09 19:28:39
 
Must bring your own ticket for admission
+1
2007-02-09 19:30:57
 
Fun, but gets crappy at the end. After this nice set-up, you really gave us a sh¡t title shot for "Safety Not Guaranteed". -1 NBD
-1
2007-02-09 19:31:31
 
Ugh.
2007-02-09 19:33:32
 
Make it un-tiled for the five.
2007-02-09 19:34:25
 
lol
2007-02-09 19:34:55
 
die hard with a guarantee
2007-02-09 19:37:33
 
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2007-02-09 19:39:14
 
Fearcondom wins again!
2007-02-09 19:40:49
 
5 for nightwish. lol!
2007-02-09 19:41:42
 
This was well made, but I just can't 5 a site that moves YTMND backwards by using a fad that is years old.
2007-02-09 19:43:24
 
epic!
2007-02-09 19:44:05
 
KICK. ASS.
2007-02-09 19:45:40
 
FANTASTIC!
2007-02-09 19:46:54
 
It's so good i'm almost aroused.
2007-02-09 19:50:22
 
Oh, how I wish this was a real movie.
2007-02-09 19:52:02
 
For some odd reason, I'm thinking MacGyver while I watch this...
2007-02-09 19:54:11
 
fearcondom FTW
2007-02-09 20:00:52
 
I've only done this once before....
2007-02-09 20:01:10
 
lol girlfriend
2007-02-09 20:01:54
 
Godlike image editing.
2007-02-09 20:01:55
 
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
2007-02-09 20:04:02
 
i agree with nutnics, needs better title. Maybe you could animate the text to jut out at the screen with an epic announcer voice and add some explosions or something.
2007-02-09 20:05:16
 
5ed for Wishmaster
2007-02-09 20:05:27
 
That's awesome. Well played, sir.
2007-02-09 20:05:28
 
2007-02-09 20:10:36
 
EPIC
2007-02-09 20:16:53
 
That is EPIC!!! =D
2007-02-09 20:18:13
 
THIS is worthy of the tile Epic Movie.
2007-02-09 20:18:56
 
also, title.
2007-02-09 20:26:37
 
F*cking Epic!
2007-02-09 20:30:46
 
EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE! *1stars like a goofgoblin.*
2007-02-09 20:33:28
 
sure why not
2007-02-09 20:33:41
 
below the belts are around the corner, circle jerks behind the methadone clinic since 1995
2007-02-09 20:34:15
 
old jean claude movies FTW.
2007-02-09 20:42:28
 
Boring.
-1
2007-02-09 21:05:07
 
2007-02-09 21:09:21
 
g g g g gooooooOOOOOOO
2007-02-09 21:09:21
 
nicely done
2007-02-09 21:13:12
 
this makes me horny for some reason
2007-02-09 21:14:58
 
My HEAD!...AHHHH...It'S SO GOOD
2007-02-09 21:41:09
 
2007-02-09 21:42:11
 
"Man's got to know his limitations."
2007-02-09 22:29:18
 
Now I know I have to go back in time with him.
2007-02-09 22:45:01
 
THAT was awesome.
2007-02-09 22:47:12
 
Well hot damn.
2007-02-09 22:49:10
 
This would have been funny even without the time traveler.
2007-02-09 22:58:42
 
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2007-02-09 23:01:30
 
ok.
2007-02-09 23:06:05
 
This is pretty overrated, I mean it's good but not great.
+1
 
2008-09-06 11:27:34
 
The 'New Trailer' version, a recent remake, makes it.
2007-02-09 23:11:40
 
Five just for the unspoken Steven Seagull connection.
2007-02-09 23:26:33
 
what the f*ck did you just do you worthless piece of sh*t you basically fadwhored two horrible things but that's ALL you did. What a waste of flesh, n*gg* how the f*ck are you going to explain that to a girl, ie your mother, when she asks you what this sh*t is. You're going to tell her that you replaced Van Damme's face with some f*ggot and that this is somehow funny? Dear God I wish you died in a horrible way, btw your other sites are f*cking retarded, no wonder they get upvoted in this sh*t pool.
2007-02-09 23:36:36
 
TIME TO CALL A CAST!
2007-02-10 00:00:47
 
WIN
2007-02-10 00:00:57
 
Does that grenade say "Fuse"? What the feck?
2007-02-10 00:01:17
 
the final close-up on mullet man's face as he's running away from the explosion was priceless.
2007-02-10 00:03:21
 
Ah. Nightwish. BAWWWWLLLIN
2007-02-10 00:03:52
 
EPIC!
2007-02-10 00:08:47
 
PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!
-4
2007-02-10 00:12:47
 
Sad part is, MichaelWolfson already made a Safety Not Guaranteed movie and it sucked balls. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qUx5vQ14ic
2007-02-10 00:40:40
 
i heard a sequel is already in the works.
2007-02-10 00:52:00
 
F*ckin' Epic!
2007-02-10 00:53:03
 
3'd for Nightwish, that song is an insult to Mulletman.
2007-02-10 02:00:39
 
Good job. I hope this movie gets made.
2007-02-10 02:30:50
 
Awesome.
2007-02-10 02:34:03
 
loved that fad...now bring back moskau
2007-02-10 02:35:27
 
well done
2007-02-10 02:40:52
 
loud over-used music + old over-used fad
-3
2007-02-10 02:56:29
 
amazing photoshop
2007-02-10 04:05:40
 
GREATEST YTMND IN THE HISTORY OF YTMND
2007-02-10 04:06:37
 
NEXT POSTER TO SUGGEST THAT THIS IS A STEVEN SEAGULL MOVIE (DID YOU SEE THAT RUN DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A F*GGOT *SS RUN TO YOU) GETS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE OFF OF A MOTORCYCLE MOTHERF*CKER
2007-02-10 06:16:27
 
nobody can stand up to that mullet.
2007-02-10 07:05:29
 
fad revival + nigh wish wiiin
2007-02-10 07:12:57
 
5'd for mullet man
2007-02-10 09:36:25
 
Perfect edits.
2007-02-10 10:15:10
 
winnar!
2007-02-10 10:31:01
 
this is the only good fad on ytmnd
2007-02-10 11:12:19
 
epic
2007-02-10 11:56:31
 
Nice song.
2007-02-10 12:23:38
 
you deserve like six medals
2007-02-10 13:19:40
 
epic win
2007-02-10 13:24:52
 
Coolest ytmnd ever!
2007-02-10 13:25:48
 
epic
2007-02-10 13:26:04
 
2007-02-10 13:26:33
 
That's badass. Do one with Shoop Da Woop and Star Wars.
2007-02-10 13:31:30
 
this would rock!
2007-02-10 13:37:24
 
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
2007-02-10 13:59:22
 
Good
2007-02-10 13:59:46
 
Very well done, the mullet pulls it all together!
2007-02-10 15:04:42
 
4'd for good video editing and funny music to complement it.
2007-02-10 15:10:55
 
lol, Jean-Claude Van Damme
2007-02-10 15:47:20
 
master! apprentice! hard porn! steven segal! warrior! his rifle! in me! the wishmaster!
2007-02-10 16:13:14
 
epic
2007-02-10 17:18:21
 
lol @ random car explosion
2007-02-10 17:41:33
 
I wouldpay to see that movie... when it got to dollar theaters. It's still more than I'd give most any other movie.
2007-02-10 17:56:21
 
cool
2007-02-10 17:59:19
 
WINNAR!!
2007-02-10 19:20:54
 
Woot
2007-02-10 19:25:09
 
ROFL, genius!! Hard Target was an awesome movie.
2007-02-10 20:11:28
 
Win
2007-02-10 21:36:10
 
hanster! a dentist! hard porn! steven seagull! warrior! this rifle! in me! the fishmaster!
2007-02-10 21:51:08
 
Meh
-1
2007-02-10 22:00:02
 
If only you could work in the Take it to the Limit music somehow....
2007-02-10 22:03:05
 
COOKIE 4 U ^_^
2007-02-10 22:23:00
 
omg, this is f*cking beautiful...lmao
2007-02-10 23:25:41
 
Do you know what time period Mulletman went to? MULLET TIME.
2007-02-10 23:31:09
 
Dude, why did you not do this with Timecop?????? Needs a sequel!
2007-02-10 23:51:53
 
OMG! YES, JESUS IS BACK!
2007-02-11 13:18:53
 
HAMSTER, A DENTIST, HARD PORN, STEPHEN SEAGULL!
+2
 
2007-09-29 00:04:42
 
LOL, I was totally thinking of a dew when I heard this
2007-02-11 14:13:42
 
i'm with nutnics
2007-02-11 14:45:37
 
hahah nice work
2007-02-11 16:58:46
 
I wouldn't want my safety any other way.
2007-02-13 00:14:26
 
Bastard, a freind is hardcore, seventh Caesar. For you're the cyborg, and me, the wishmaster! Bastard! A freind is! Hardcore! For Seventh Caesar! For you're! The Cyborg! And me, the wishmaster!
2007-02-13 11:16:17
 
nice
2007-02-15 18:34:22
 
This is probably the best YTMND ever made. Seriously.
2007-02-16 01:25:48
 
LOL, extreme to the max. Also, nightwish.
2007-02-16 03:19:53
 
I would have 5'd this if there was no sound, but it deserve a 10 for nightwish music
2007-02-16 03:36:51
 
woo
2007-02-16 05:55:38
 
Okay... that was more than awesome. That WAS EPIC!
2007-02-16 07:46:50
 
so our time traveler goes to random construction sites and beats the living sh*t out of everyone there?
2007-02-16 11:52:48
 
667 vote. Wonder who the guy was before me... also epic
2007-02-16 15:41:16
 
YES!
2007-02-16 15:52:52
 
LMFAO!1
2007-02-16 15:57:44
 
THE MUSIC COULD BE BETTER
2007-02-16 17:06:54
 
I will be there for the midnight showing
2007-02-16 18:05:52
 
Epic.
2007-02-16 20:43:55
 
Bringing my own weapons...
2007-02-16 21:09:25
 
Movie for real please.
2007-02-16 21:52:08
 
The hair looks awesome... blends right in with Mullet Man's head and brings him to live as it moves around.
2007-02-16 23:27:31
 
Rofl
2007-02-17 07:39:54
 
Well played
2007-02-17 11:28:42
 
Time travelling can never go wrong.
2007-02-17 16:07:49
 
lawl at description...so epic
2007-02-17 18:30:49
 
Perfect
2007-02-17 19:43:07
 
AMAZING !!!
2007-02-17 19:51:37
 
Lol.
2007-02-17 21:31:14
 
ive never wanted to see a movie so bad since gone with the wind SUPER HOTTTT
2007-02-17 21:42:38
 
It's about bleeping time someone put this song to a movie trailer.
2007-02-17 22:40:26
 
There are few things as great as this.
2007-02-17 23:17:07
 
wow just wow
2007-02-18 18:27:20
 
xD OMG.
2007-02-19 01:50:33
 
Even given the high rating, this deserves to be at the top.
2007-02-19 02:50:54
 
how awesome. +5000000 points
2007-02-19 07:50:10
 
WTF is it with all the fad hateing? dude, if it makes you laugh, just enjoy it! 5'd for a good Safety not guaranteed ytmnd and actually basing it off the ONLY Van Damme movie i actually enjoyed
2007-02-19 11:03:06
 
wow having van dam as a stunt double mus rule
2007-02-19 15:20:02
 
+5 for nightwish
2007-02-19 19:22:49
 
you own, seriously this makes me want to cry.
2007-02-20 00:11:24
 
Fantastically Epic
2007-02-20 05:56:13
 
GOLD.
2007-02-20 20:15:46
 
I cried it was so beautiful.
2007-02-20 23:06:46
 
i would go to the movies to see this
2007-02-21 20:08:38
 
Well, it's got explosions.
2007-02-22 16:54:46
 
f*ck yes.. excessive explosions exemplify excellence
2007-02-22 21:13:16
 
I'd watch it.
2007-02-24 13:43:37
 
Nightwish + Explosions + Mullets...
2007-02-25 22:02:34
 
Id see that
2007-02-27 23:56:26
 
butt.........ter
2007-03-08 16:10:23
 
boom
2007-03-11 19:53:34
 
wtf, i 4'd this
2007-03-12 21:32:43
 
superbe
2007-03-13 13:30:40
 
2007-03-19 02:58:04
 
5'd guaranteed
2007-03-19 12:31:32
 
Master, Aprrentice
2007-03-27 02:53:40
 
If only!
2007-03-29 17:41:15
 
Grats on front page of top rated.
2007-04-10 15:30:45
 
thats hardcore...ive always wanted to meet that dude.
2007-04-17 22:54:19
 
MULLET MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
2007-05-18 14:03:37
 
I want to see a safety not guaranteed movie ;_;
2007-05-29 22:43:58
 
EPIC. EPIC EPIC EPIC!
2007-06-05 21:29:56
 
the edit is good enough for 5
2007-06-09 21:41:02
 
i like fearcondon
2007-06-22 22:29:17
 
condom
2007-07-04 18:57:25
 
You should add him jumping through a time portal or something.
2007-07-09 15:41:25
 
With all your great sites, THIS is your second highest rated? That makes me sad.
-1
2007-09-03 03:56:32
 
5 for mullets, karate and nightwish
2007-09-17 05:23:08
 
i guess it was inevitable
2007-10-16 23:04:06
 
i havent cried that hard since ive been in college
2007-10-20 18:18:55
 
y tho
2007-10-28 11:16:32
 
I wish they would just randomly show this in theaters. People would laugh so hard at its randomness.
2007-11-06 13:22:26
 
epic
2007-11-12 19:28:32
 
So much love
2007-11-21 22:08:41
 
That sounds like an awesome movie concept! You deserve a 5.
2008-02-17 12:59:03
 
Jean Claude Van Damme's wardrobe has only blue articles of clothing.
2008-04-27 20:46:32
 
You only did this once before
2008-06-16 11:26:29
 
If I could give this a 6, I would.
2008-07-06 14:30:03
 
excellent. [me] donne envie de me [re]mettre à ImageReady.
2008-09-04 10:02:51
 
Refund Not Guaranteed if you have only seen it once before
2008-09-04 10:52:34
 
Went to 5 this...and found out I already had. Kudos for not only a good YTMND, but being part of an even more epic one.
-1
2008-09-10 22:27:05
 
I was surprised to see that I gave this a three. I guess I was feeling generous that day.
 
2008-12-21 22:11:46
 
You're not married to it, buddy.
-1
2008-09-15 14:45:59
 
epic
2008-12-31 11:41:42
 
I love this to an unhealthy level.