Hey guys, know what's totally metal? Pirates.

By the way, downvote, I'm nobody's alt. What I am is a person who has a thing against seeing people make idiots out of themselves on the internet, especially in self-important and egotistical ways. I have almost a pathological desire to express my contempt for you. (Just like you have the same thing for "stolen" works!) On the side, I get to counteract your douchery by adding my vote each time you respond.

Strange ytmnd style for top rated... very funny though

"Hey downvote lemme get this straight, if I went onto MS Paint and drew a picture of a donkey getting raped by Dr. Phil that would be a good ytmnd because I was creative? " Nope, I also downvote creative, but sh*t YTMNDs.

"but if something is funny and was meant to be funny and people find it funny why are you going to get angry about the fact that it's not something they created 100%" Because what's to stop someone from taking entire scenes from movies and making it a YTMND? Sure it's funny, but is it worth a 5?

IDT, I rarely disagree with you, but I do on this. I look at this as a classic style YTMND. Picture, sound, text and a singular focus. It may not be the most original site, but it far better than taking an image from collegehumor.com and adding price is right music. In it's own context here, it works.

Of course that's my opinion. I may be wrong.

and jack cafferty fails at life

I don't get it, a year ago everyone and their grandma denounces Ebaum for stealing the work of others. My, how quickly the winds change around here.

Now you are suggesting that I've stolen "the work of others"? I thought that stealing to you referred only to whether your retarded cousin could reproduce a given site. Now you are suggesting that I've co-opted someone else's work. Whose work did I steal? And what man is an island that he must not rely on the work of others to produce his own?

That is different, idvt. Linsey Lohan was the EXACT same creation as was on YTMND. Did you see that sound file and pic and words together found on this ytmnd on another site? BTW, you are also a hypocrite, but I cant really cite anything anymore since you cowardly deleted all your sites.

+1

And, also, by your logic, the original ytmnd was stolen from Sean Connery. Why are you even here, except to be a self righteous prick?

+1

can't wait for THAT

Yes, she is still dead. At least, she was when I wrote this.

latualatuka has taken over my stupid message.

"Now you are suggesting that I've stolen "the work of others"? " Yeah someone actually found this themselves and put the effort into encoding/uploading it. You just stumbled across a video linked on some forum or something.

-1

I know that the sites you had were all original pictures taken by you, sounds you created, and completely original ideas.

Only CNN

☭

Locke5, precisely. idownvote has an extremely naive understanding of the creative process, all of his posturing to the contrary notwithstanding. Much of ytmnd is humorous because it invokes cultural icons and schemas that resonate with the viewers. In order to achieve this resonance, the ytmnd creator must invariably "steal," in idownvote's terms, from another source. To do otherwise would constitute an "inside joke" site, which as we all know is highly discouraged by ytmnd.

+1

they only said that because there was no real news to cover so they had to beat this story to death and remind us about it every 5 minutes

I hate stupid c*ckfaced downvoters.

"I know that the sites you had were all original pictures taken by you, sounds you created, and completely original ideas." Sigh. Why do I even bother? I've explained myself repeatedly. "I have NEVER EVER said that using elements from movies/tv/music/whatever is stealing... as long as you're creative with it! "

WHAT THE F*CK? DUDE, LET IT GO! YOUR MAKING AN *SS OF YOURSELF!

ROFL!

Topical nonsense that will be ridiculed and then forgotten in a matter of weeks. A shade above "recent sporting event YTMNDs" (ie "HA HA BEARS LOST THE SUPER BOWL") at best.

Wow, idiot downvoters gone wild in these comments. If it's funny, you 5 it. This...is funny. 5.

i was so pissed i actually timed the time between when her face went on the screen and when it came back on. My shortest time? CNN. 1:28. Average time on the 3 major networks 3:30. Number of times it was on all of them, including headline news AT THE SAME TIME: 3. All of this within 2 hours.

KaneRobot, actually, I don't think this is topical nonsense at all. Although it specifically deals with the Anna Nicole Smith situation, the sentiment expressed is relevant to all news media and the cult of celebrity. The next time that some unimportant celebrity dies, the sentiment expressed here by Cafferty will be relevant again. The statement is a commentary not on the death of Anna Nicole but more broadly on the 24-hour news outlets and their tendency to play a story to death.

good find

Why did idt fav the site when he 1'd it? To cover it up? Anyways, I think this is real overrated, but the rating should go down within a week

Know what the difference is between this and ebaum? that's right, he cited it! and further more listen to Hank, he's got it straight

oh no!

Exactly right. He cited it.

lol Jack dropped the pwnage hammer on Wolf, CNN and pretty much all cable news in general.

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Goddamn T-Virus!

she could still come back.. at which time this site's ratings might go down..

"Can't wait for that" FTW

Maybe she'll be like another Tupac, releasing works after death.

Cafferty... ever the tactful gentleman :)

Best site ever

Picture, sound, text.

almost on most voted this week

god forbid a n*gg*r makes a f*ggot mistake you know

4.76 for a sarcastic comment? Sure seems reasonable.

LOL IS SHE STILL DEAD YET?!!!!

If it turns out Anna Nicole Smith is the Messiah, I am going to be so pissed.

"These [Katrina] people are so poor...and so.... black." --Wolf Blitzer, CNN

superbe

ROFL

Don't believe that sh*t.

lol gotta love cnn

I killed her.

lmao, that's epic

nice

Didn't know that resurrection is available when you die.

HAHA LMAO that's an awesome find.

LOOOOOOLLOLOLLOLOOOLLOLOLOOLLLOLOLOLLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLO

HOLY SH*T. MADE OF SOLID WIN.

Okay that's just hilarious right there, good grab.

Imagine how much more she'd be in the news if the answer were "no"

This comment page is insane, IDT for once I have to disagree with you, you're kind of contradicting yourself.

LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOL

Ten iraqi children and 2 american soldiers died in the last 2 days and noone will ever know their names because this whore ODed on coke and Ted Turner decided it was interesting.

LOL shes pullin a Tupac

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

i downvote idownvotethieves

I know bad bad things about Blitzer.

didnt she have sex with a ghost?

STILL DEAD LOL WAT A DUMBASS

why the hell did he ask that???

Marylin Monroe: part 2.

Just checking!

Yup, no zombies here

Nope turns out she had just passed out after some heavy drinking. Here's your sign.

hahaha pullin a tupac..tupac is the Blelvis or black elvis...

yep.... stilll dead....

WTF?!?!?!? RAWF'LCOPTOR!!

I'll make it a 4 if you add a the chorus to Michael Jackson's thriller at the end of the audio.

LOL DEAD

"Can't wait for that."

lo.

Two days and still no results for a search on "anna nicole zombie". Let's go you lazy bastards.

i vote NOT DEAD!!!

i lol'd

Oh, for a minute I thought she might have just been faking it.

of course not! Shes still alive!!!!

lmfao.

CAFFERTY FOR TEH WIN!!!!!!!1

YES, She is still dead, Jack. Continuing coverage of her decomposition will be on CNN Pipeline.

Ohohhohoho!

"hot news & they plaster it & plaster" AND THEY KEEP PLASTERING YOU AND PLASTERING YOU AND PLASTERING YOU WITH THE HOT NEWS AND THE HOT NEWS AND THE HOT NEWS!

Someone needs to make an Anna Nicole Cat-on-a-keyboard-in-space

5's all around! And IDV is a blatant moron. What's with this nonsense? YTMND is not a place where people go to artistically express comedy through and endless amount of creativity and originality. It's a place where people upvote something clever or funny (in this case both) for the rest of the community to see, may it be original or not. Besides, what would you have prefered he did with this YTMND? Is it a talkking Jack Cafferty owl that spouts ORLY after Wolf's reply, or do you fancy a techno remix of the

audio clip with Jack, Wolf, and Anna caricatures dancing in the background? Nice site BTW.

I ment upload, not upvote. >_

I lol'd.

Disturbed!

Ugh for poopnuggets use of big words.. Having the name poopnugget basically defeats any hope you have at being seen as an older educated person.

ha ha dumb ass

haha awesome

Yeah, she's dead... she's all messed up....

lmao

Jack Cafferty is my f*cking hero.

is she still dead?

LOL omg that's the stupidest news question EVER. As if she's going to come back to live. N*gg* pleeze!!

I've made another ytmnd on this subject that proves that Cafferty's question may not have been all that far-fetched: http://shesnotdead.ytmnd.com/

oh come on, it's mildly funny even for such a stupid slip of the lounge, but not 4.73 funny

BrokenVisage, it wasn't just some slip of the tongue. Cafferty's comment was completely intentional. His comment speaks to the media's tendency to take unimportant and uninteresting stories, in this case Anna Nicole's death, and discuss them ad nauseam. If you're at all familiar with 24-hour news channels, you know what he's talking about.

I don't get how thick some people can be to sarcasm

Thank you Jack Cafferty.

Best comments EVER!!!

"Yeah, actually, she came back to life just seconds ago."

no but seriously....is she?

they are so poor. and they are so black

wow

Wait, so she's NOT a zombie?

nah, she's a zombie

BRAAINS, BRAAAAAAINS!

I don't see why this is so funny, guys. He asked a serious question, a question I'm sure millions of people were waiting to hear about.

idownvotethieves, shut the f*ck up already you tard. Retarded 12 year old.

THIS JUST IN

I miss anna nicole....

One of my favorite sites recently.

xD wow

99th favorite.

Winner!

TRIMSPA BABY!.....sorry, i had to do it

This needs downgrading. This may be funny, but it does not deserve the rating its getting.

A lot of people are missing the point of this YTMND.

lol 5'd

SPAM HIM!!!! YTMND be the *ss holes u r and spam him!!! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=1 20785620

nope she got rez'd, also had a soulstone

She didn't rise from her grave after three days!?

I love how a classic site is rated this highly.

NAW SHE'S BACK, LOL

Can someone private message me the christifer walked+boogy nights YTMND?

W T F

haha, retarded xD

LOLOLOL

what a fuss

I wish you'd uploaded just the "Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead, Wolf" part in wav format. As it is it seems less like a classic YTMND and more like a viral joke that's starting to pop up everywhere. Rating is understandable though.

A lot of people are missing the point of this YTMND.

I like that guy on CNN because he talks sh*t. I wish more people in the news would do that.

MORE news flubs please! So much fun, and so YTMND too.

Once again, I direct everyone's attention to another ytmnd that I created on this subject that is more modern (read: animated) than this one. As it turns out, Anna Nicole is NOT still dead: http://shesnotdead.ytmnd.com

Good god, how long can this woman stay dead!?

haha

lol

All that makeup and trimspa...its only temporary.

Nope, shes very much alive in hell along with all the other highly annoying celebs

She lives on... zombie nicole smith

lol

Leave it to CNN to report the news accurately...or should we? BUM BUM BUM.

lol

Hahahaha... No, she's back.

hahaha

Hey, honey, Anna Nicole Smith wents our organs so she can come back to life. Cn I get her autograph?

Little known fact; she's actually a phoenix.

ZOMBIE BITCH

Wait she's not dead she's a zom... OH SHI-

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OHHH, CNN HOW I LOATHE THEE SO....

hehe

I'm completely f*cking bored of the "GOLD DIGGING STRIPPER DIED" story, too. Respect to Jack, respect.

I don't know what's funnier, Cafferty owning Wolf, or all you idiots not even getting the joke, thinking it is on Cafferty. Wow, the majority if you is certainly morons.

Can't wait for that . . .

remember that time anna nicole and her son were murdered by a lawyer so he could get rich?

Stern is going to sell her fake boobers on eBay for 1 BILLION DOLLARS!!!

lol cafferty.

lame picture. text not in all caps. i understand that you need a news-related still or screencap to get the joke across since the sound-byte isn't famous yet, but you need a cleaner shot. and, again, text needs to be all caps, and should read anna nicole smith, not just anna nicole. fix it and this is a pretty good ytmnd.

also, shorten the sound clip. i reiterate that i like the idea, but it needs to be focused and polished.

she's still dead?!!

What an *ssh*le. Anna Nicole Smith was one of my fantasies when I was teen...

Only on CNN! The network that always claims it doesnt have a liberal bias! And they dont! Its just a "moron bias".

pretty damn dumb for him to ask

This fella gets major points for pointing the finger of scorn at his own industry- and putting "Wolf" on the spot. HAH!

I don't understand, but it's good.

LOL yea

no she came back to life, YIPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

lol CNN FTL

No, is SHE still dead?

laffx3! our newsmedia is so stupid

I wish I could vote. >:(

l0lz0r cafferty unbuttoned collar ftw. how's the plymouth hardcore scene

dooooowwwwnnnn voooootteeeeeeeee

Jack needs to retire

Coming to intrude American internet.

Dumbass. 5'd and faved.

lol, blitzy got pwned!!

lulz

The things I would do to change MY name to Wolf Blitzer. Oh, and to offically throw my hat in the ring. I may also be the father of her baby. Just saying.

It doesn't end.

No, of course not, young teenagers need SOMEONE to look up on google at 1 AM. (Let her burn) ** UnknownEntity does not advocate illegal usage of pr0nography by underage children.

Whoa Transplant, did not need to know that...especially since when I started that sh*t she was bloated enough to make it go limp until I drank enough to forget.

Im gonna miss those two... And by those two I mean her left and right tits.

I still remember his days in the New York channels.

also, "Snuggery wins the prize for speaking the truth."

F*ckin' a-right brother.

This is so funny - this site is a classic YTMND - it has what Max made in the very first YTMND - and yet you have people whining that it's missing something..... poopnugget - you nailed this one - enjoy...:D

wow... cafferty = fail

Oh f*cks it's the zombies o_O

Please reply to this?

No, it's been taken care of.

lol

I love Jack Caffferty.

Its a consperisy!

Times like this I thank God for not answering my prayers of getting into TV--how do these folks feel, saying stupid stuff and then having it repeat on them over and over in the media???

what a dick

Jack Cafferty brings more and more integrity to the situation room every day. GO CNN!

TRIM SPA BABY!

Can't wait for that!

I hope so. Im glad she died.

watch out for t-virus

The Soup's the only show that did something decent for her. The news hype was mind-bogglingly stupid, though. Don't they have actual news to report?

no... no, i don't think she is.

the next poland?

at first, i thought he made a mistake. then i realised he said "well i can't wait for that" - and saw what he was doing. that made it even funnier. 54U

lololol

!!!

WIN

someone see if her son is still dead

Anna Nicole is so black and so poor..

Cafferty ftw!

No wai!

lol

Wonderful, wonderful. +1 to everyone who owned idownvotethieves in the comments. (And if he tries to deny he got owned I call bs in advance.)

are you cereal?

IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR HEAAAD, ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE BIE BIE

Many lols

Man. Good thing they're keeping us updated on how dead she is.

No, she's stalking kids on YouTube who aren't reposting messages to 3 other videos.

I now fear this may become telemarketer....

wow, top viewed again...

Olk skool

over rated

God.

simply amazing

upvoted for comment drama

Cafferty? Why yes, I'll have a cup!

hhahahha