made me laugh = 5

In Guatalupe in the year 839 there was a hindu slave monkey that stowed away on a carrier ship piloted by Christopher Columbus' personal bodyguard. The monkey was strangled by an asian porn star who carved the word "SHPADOINKLE" into his scrotum with the unsharpened end of a #2 pencil. If you do not post this in 1,000,000 web blog comments in the next 30 days you will be cursed with the inability to tell the difference between a fine pair of a breasts and a big gay penis.

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cursed 3 times

my nipples hurt