COOKIE 4 U ^_^ I say that that is really Jackson.

Nonsense, it just merely shows the fact that ninjas are capable of being ruthless, merciless, brutal, but compassionate, killing machines.

wow....that made me hate ninjas a tiny bit...

Nonsense, it just merely shows the fact that ninjas are capable of being ruthless, merciless, brutal, but compassionate, killing machines.

pure pain

Do one of those edited things with this where u change the voices around.,

nah. they are still pretty cool.

What are you talking about? The ninjas are obviously going to kill the kids, and that's amazingly gruesomely awesome.

you should have titled this "How to make ninjas extra cooler"

LOL I READ THAT BOOK IN SECOND GRADE IM NOT KIDDING!! REALLY! it used to be like my favorite series

+1

Oh so this is what inspired Naruto.

+1

That'll do it

O Man! I used to read these books back in the 2nd grade!

lol

I thought the plural of ninja is ninja. Also, this is gay

I can't wait for the movie version.

lol THEY ARE STILL COOL THOUGH!!!!

Please post rest of story. I almost had the kids asleep.

or Naruto BELEIVE IT!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I thought there would be a picture of Naruto here.

Hey, I loved that book as a child!! As a matter of fact, I still own it. I'll have to find it...

there should be another word for ninja

OMG I REMEMBER THAT

O_o

uh. what.

hahah

Ya really wanna know how to make ninjas uncool? Watch Naruto and find out.

I remember reshelving those books when I worked in the children's department in a library. This was evidently the fourteenth title in the series.

this is the worst book i've ever read

This is painfull cool. What're you talking about?

"Us... Go with you? Oh boy!" And then the Ninja(s) decapitated both the children in one fell swoop.

Classic site ftw.

The "ask a ninja" Ninja wouldn't approve of this >:(

lol, i remember reading those books back when i was in 3rd grade

i actually still have that one sitting down in my room

Oh god, this is worse then the cake song!

lawl ninja

Mary Pope Osbourne says this book is nonfiction but I refuse to believe it!

hold on...

...Never mind. I thought I had this book, but What I have is "Return of the Ninja" and it's by another author entirely... and its a choose your own adventure... sweet, I loved those.

+1

In the words of Nathan Explosion..."Brutal"...

No, what made ninjas not cool was teenage idiots and the contrived juvenile "ninja vs pirate" sh*t.

Ninjas killed the author of that book

Pirates own ninjas

Haha... that is pretty funny.

OMG I HAD THIS BOOK AS A KID! ZOMG!!! 5 for gay memories!!!

5

horible :(

How could you mess up something as cool as ninjas?!

LMAO WTF

i didn't think it was possible. I want to cry now

omg...ninjas.......what are you doing?

BRIAN NOOOOO

beware the red ninja

That ninja is OBVIOUSLY going to take those kids and cut off there heads.

here, you get a 5, because ninjas suck!!!!!1111 :D

Did you go to her site? She's a hottie: http://www.marypopeosborne.com

You haven't heard the whole story! When the kids went to the rope ladder, they got jump kicked out, snapping their necks immediately.

My favorite character is the short ninja. He really stands out. Ms. Osborne brings him to life so vividly, it's like I've known him all my life.

Looks like a Miss Ninja, to me.

soooooo f*cking boring

█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █

Wow, I could have sweared this was going to be something involving Naruto.

"THE NINJAS DIDN'T SAY 'HI' BACK"

first line is hilarious. They didn't say hi back. what kind of *ssh*le doesnt say hi back?

pirtate ninjas own pirates darthwang

pirates ftw

Lawl!

LOOOOOL i remember that book

notemoatall.ytmnd.com

"I thought there would be a picture of Naruto here." You are getting downvoted, skater910. You should have been expecting Poland.

another way to make ninjas not cool is to create Naruto

Hey, anything to make ninjas appeal to the kiddies.

Priceless.

This sucks. :(

Then again, how many children's books are there about pirates? Too damn many.

I dunno, those are some pretty badass ninjas.

haha then he gave it to the short ninja

is that you reading?

And they who to be sure of Paradise Dying put on the weeds of Dominic, 480 Or in Franciscan think to pass disguis'd;

LIES! True Ninjas wouldn't allow themselves to be seem by mere children, let alone leave anything alive within a 3 mile radius of these kids. A ninja grabbing kids in broad daylight, nonsense. A true ninja would just hide in the shadown and poisin them. now if it were night of the Pirates, that might make more sense.

Nonsense, it just merely shows the fact that ninjas are capable of being ruthless, merciless, brutal, but compassionate, killing machines. Nonsense, it just merely shows the fact that ninjas are capable of being ruthless, merciless, brutal, but compassionate, killing machines. Nonsense, it just merely shows the fact that ninjas are capable of being ruthless, merciless, brutal, but compassionate, killing machines. Nonsense, it just merely shows the fact that ninjas are capable of being ruthless, merciless, b

+5 for ninjas being teh suck, pirates own em

+4 for ninja ownage

You didn't get to the part where the ninjas killed the children and then killed Pope Osbourne is a very grotesque manner

Sensei wants to reach up your shirt little Jack. :O AHEE HEE!

NINJA, NINJA, RAPE

Night of the Ninjas? It's f*cking daytime.

Good find!

wtf

Ninjas don't have pockets!

lol reminds of naruto LOL

and then he start killing EVERYTHING!

this isnt all its cracked up to be

Nonsense, it just merely shows the fact that ninjas are capable of being ruthless, merciless, brutal, but compassionate, killing machines.

why is there a child with these ninjas

American Ninja 19: Night of the Ninja(s)

"UH OH"

no she has ruined the ninja name (comits hara kiri) ((i know its a samurai thing but , you get the idea hust, just shut up))

D :

wow, very true, and the narration sucks ass.

>:( FINISH REEDIN TEH STORRY I WANNAN NO WAHT HAPPUNS TO MORGUN!!!!

ninja jnanjanjanjanajnajnjnaDJNADJSDF;IASDJFSDIJJFBsijfbsidjfbizjgizdjfgidjfgbizdfjgnidfjgbzdfigujbnzdfiogujbazdfigvzbdfigzujdbfigozdbnfiogujzbndfiogujzbndfiogzujdfniogbzujbndfiogbzdfniogbzdnfigvbjonzbvjkvzvy8934634678065778056803490857-349756-967-98576958679586754986769875-69-uyhsdrdfkljg;dfojdf;ojdf;ogjhsdf;o

put the full story on omfg

I'm not gonna read my kids this bullsh*t.

"you can help us?" and then the ninja's killed them all.

Oh..

I really need to find the entire story. I'm curious about how the author wrote a childrens story about the activities of a ninja.

Little kids might like this book, simple little kids. Personally, I always liked 'Pop-up' books, because they were easy to read. I am very smart now... I can also fly.

+1

Neither ninja spoke. Of course they didn't.

Wait 'til you read "Male Prostitutes on Monday".

+1

He took the note from her, and then cut her f*ckin head off

This one time my friend was eating dinner and he dropped his spoon, then ninjas totally killed everyone in town.

*palm to forehead*

4 points just for "the ninjas didn't say hi back"

Oh man, that stupid thing numbed my mind so much it took me like 5 loops to figure out it was looping.

the tall ninja, the short ninja, the short ninja, the ninjas, the tall ninja, the tall ninja, the short ninja, the ninjas, the short ninja, the tall ninja, the short ninja, the ninjas, the ninjas, the tall ninja, the short ninja. oh yeah.

or naruto, either way

5 for achieving what was thought impossible.

Lies! Ninja's don't have shirt pockets! (5 for funnies though)

wonder how many times they say the word NINJA in that who story

THE NINJA ON THE COVER LOOKS LIKE M.JACKSON!

lol

LOL I used to read those "(time of day) of the (random historical object starting with the same letter)" books.

this torture of auditory punishment tempted me to cut my genetalia from my body

Anyone else get a boner from her jack voice.

THEY STILL > PIRATES GODDAMMIT!

Reminds me of 2nd grade. Thanks *ssh*le.

"HOW to kill a mockingbird."

why the f*ck did i sit through that twice

jesus f*ck if you're going to write a story HAVE A F*CKING POINT

At least they didn't talk. Normally ninjas would have whipped out their Astronomical cats and Buns and killed those idiot children... ... ...Bunununununsss...

Ninjas don't have f*cking pockets.

HAHAHA 5 because I used to read those books ALL THE TIME

They aren't ninjas, they're silent n*gg*rs...

-1

lol

lol

RAEP

OH NO! It BRYAN PEEPERS on the cover!!!!

NINJA VANISH! Those ninja should've raped those two little bitches then it would be a hentai.

I WANT TO DIE NOW!!!!! And yes, I also read that book.

I love the ninja's dress shoes.

i suddenly love pirates

that sh*t is even more boring than my ytmnds

SWEET!

lol someone bout to get raped

Yeah... that slaps the black off ninjas

Ok no agenda

That ninja has one thing on it's mind...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

rape

All the best. Also.. to the musically inclined... this is begging to be remixed.

+1

F*ck everyone. Those ninjas are hardcore. I want that book.

ninjas are mean

oh man it almost sounds like shes losing interest as shes reading it lol

lawl, i remember those books. they were so dumb.

The short ninja has a shirt pocket? He must do the taxes for the ninja clan.

+1

Since when were ninjas cool? Cossacks are where it's at.

Iunno, those ninjas were still pretty badass. And I have it on good authority that they poisoned the kids. And they didn't give the note back. They straight up stole that sh*t. Hardcore.

i sense child abduction and possibly molestation :O

You could have easily inserted naruto into that joke too!