First. Five'd

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:O

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◄FNORD►

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OMFG YES!

five'd

Petitman certainly started something.

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nice

Thank you. My dreams truely...have come true.

I guess Petitman was right after all.

1'd.

And you know what? It turns out to be true - "Tastes good, want some" better watch out...

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I guess this is the german used dildo depository.

I hope you had a program that would automatically pile those up

THE PROPHESY HAS COME TRUE!!!

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Plato's Elysium leap'd into the Sea, Cleombrotus, and many more too long, Embryo's and Idiots, Eremits and Friers

Man, that guy Pettitman really knows what he's talking about.

i would have used scar tissue but thats just me...as the song not in the picture

http://omgimserious.ytmnd.com/

seriously? F*CK. YES. THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.

GOD YES!!

must.............5

Well, at least the title doesn't disappoint.

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Fivegasms.

He's a good judge of character.

Pettitman was absolutely right

lol

the only thing gayer that a mountain of dildos is the red hot chilli peppers

Well what do you know.

this is offensive to goats and dildos, but right on the level of the red hot chili peppers.

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5'd

This is pretty terrible.

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give to me sweet sacred 5 this mouth was made to 5 my kiss

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goats ftw.

I'M IN LOVE I'M IN LOVE WITH A SITSUUUUUUUUU. Thx babe. *awkward hug*

I knew you were going to do it! hahaha

You came through, then we took a break, and you came again!

lol@bob-the-builder.

Can Pettitman tell us what stocks to buy next? Oh yeas, financial independence, here I come!

lol 4.59 right

DARNING, WILDOS!!!

well I think you just proved pettitman right.

you are correct sir

That's an unfounded accusation. How dare he accuse YTMND of being full of idiots who only vote on name rather than content. I mean, it's not like BTape can make an ARTMND site that would have been downvoted to hell had it not been for his thousands of upvotes.

5'd to keep this rated higher than "What is the Matrix?"

well true but there are just lots of people who like those sites, as evidenced in part by ROY4L's sites all being over 4.0 and sponsored. may not be as good as ROY4L, but people still like it. this is just pure name recognition and part absurdity, I guess, but based on how low rated the Jed sites are, I know not many ytmnders are into absurdity and abstract sites

Hahahaha

also I was going to submit another site last night but I slept until 12 in the morning so I kind of missed that chance... :(

It's true, if a new user and a well known user were to make the same site, the new users would have a much less lower vote then the one of the well known user. ytmnd isnt about the content, its about the name. but then again, you gain your name by your ytmnd's...

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Murdar wins my vote for absurdity in most cases. Who is that fool?

*yawn* This has been SOOOOO done.

wrong.

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If I had a nickel for everytime I've seen this image...I'd have ¢.05

i hate to say it but the rest of your sites suck compared to this.

they said it couldn't be done.

epic win

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Eh. Funny, but really more of a fourish?

I WILL FULFILL THE PROPHECY

5 for Loal

Insta-5

I hate that song

+5 for music, -3 for image

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zeocon has it backwards.

Terrible.

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5 for irony

Dodils

By Pettitman's request or not, the overall absurdity of this gets a five. Reminds me of an ATHF episode.

5

That happens to be exactly what I wanted to see, you win.

There goes that theory! ;)

Delivery!

Made me laugh. Also, looks like solar yak's relative. You need to put 80's video game music in there.

Nevermind, just stick to Pettitman's idea. Changing the music would remove the impact.

5

Genius... Art...

see?

5! Yes Master, give us another!

bobthebuilder said it first though, should have used his comment

nah.

2 to be a contrary *ssh*le.

haha it was nsfw'd so the rating will pretty much stay the same forever. TAKE THAT NOW ALL YOUR SITES ARE CLEARLY WORSE THAN THIS ONE

Gosh, what's with you lately and the poor decisions? If there's no sync, don't say there is! I like to STREAM my audio/video, let's me surf much faster.

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its true

COOKIE 4 U ^_^

"If there's no sync, don't say there is!" - preloader is not just for sync, its simply a preloader to make sure things begin at the same time. it is also useful to keep long sound files from skipping. so NYAH.

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I'll never understand how people think the preloader is only for syncing stuff. Must have been because of that syncan site made to introduce it, but sites that have big files require the preloader in order to not spoil jokes when the site doesn't load all the way.

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Yes, I suppose most people would.

hahaha so true, half of this website wants your man juice on their faces. i mean, i admit you have a lot of good sites but just look whats going on here

"Warning: Dildos" for the 5

Warning: Dildos

I can't help it

IT'S TRUE

correct.

I f u c k i n g hate the ytmnd community, stupid s h it, racism, a bunch of gay nerds communicating by with a bunch of bull s h it nonsense. go to hell

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lollers

lol i cant voat :(

every oher site here is gay porn, u r all bunch of f*gs, people here just throw sh it together and people five it and the sorry bas tard who assaulted common humor with their dumb crap gets a false sense of accomplishment

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I give this a 5.

Penises

I couldn't resist.

egg...

F*ck yeah

Someone give me a YTMND idea! Also 5'd

Not sure if this ironic, post-ironic, post-modern, just plain stupid or really f*cking brilliant. I think that it's all of these things at the same time. *Head explodes*

yep

when people make promises about every ytmnd user, its up to us to follow through.

4'D FOR LACK OF DOUBLE HEADED DILDOS

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Lol you actually made the site

sitsu is master dare acceptor

F*cking dildos baby. Can;t vote either. Sad that dildos are nsfw...

Keep this up, son, and one day you'll rule your own small principality out in the rolling countryside of the Internets. 5.

you really did it. i really want to four it....

LMFAO!! Sitsu, you never fail to disappoint. Even my DAD, who HATES YTMND, laughed his *ss off at the premise of this one. I love you. Keep up the amazing work. I DO COCAINE!!!!!

You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.

this is true.

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dammit....can you PLEASE put my comment in there some where?

PETITMAN DID NOT START IT.....I DID

honestly, you could make a YTMND of William Shatner with a turtle body swimming thru the sea with a song from enya and most people would 5 it....just trying to give you an idea as genious as my first-DO THIS ONE TOO

Needs a double header.

Still can;t vote. Oh and I also still need a life if you were wondering.

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you win the prize!

Good work Master Sitsu!

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thank god, smoothmedia has a brain and a soul enough to one1 this p o s

"you really did it. i really want to four it...." lol lowcast

Yay, i've been upgraded from being buried in a pile of dildoes to being in a Bob and Aak sandwich! Good company, and less conspicuous bruising!!!

+55 for goat n dildos.

Oh, I thought Syncan was the one who got this comment.... I was tricked into voting for the Syncan version.....

Sitsu Delivers.

lol

i wouldnt want to prove him wrong

earlier today i listened to this entire album on the way to/back from school, what a coincadink!?

I must say, it delivers what it promises

not funny

honestly, you could make a YTMND of the matrix edited with willy wonka and ted stevens and most people would 5 it

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goats on a dildo mountain should be the new fad

win

he did it lol

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5'd for citing.

This is pure 5

lmfao, and look what happened...

5'd for ze mountain of dildos and the goat for extra!

lol, the sign makes it funny.

I was listening to la bouche when I clicked on this. but this kicks ass

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5'd for the mountain, red hot chili peppers, and also c*cks

Next, can you make the site animated...how bout some dancing goats to the mountain.

Erm it was lame tho.

1 for Sh*tsu, attn whore fgt.

Oh Noes

The best site ever.

Seriously, you could make a NSFW site with a hot amputee chick and the song "She's Got Legs", and people would five it.

cant stop

http://nightondildomountain.ytmnsfw.com

You shall not be disappointed.

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warning, dildos

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Should of been, could of been, Would of been dead if I didn't get the message goin' to my head. I am what I am, Most motherf*ckers don't give a damn. Aw baby think you can be my girl, I'll be your man. Come-on full of fun, do me 'till I'm well done. Little Bo peep cumin' from my stan gun. Beware... take care, Most motherf*ckers have a cold *ss stare. Aw baby please be there, suck my kiss cut me my share. DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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my impulse tells me to 5 this, because im a whore when it comes to this sh*t!

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I'm gonna say it... for some reason, I just like the image of a goat standing on a mountain full of dildos and am baffled by the logistics... Are the didos cemented together? Or did the goat manage to scramble up to the top of this pile of loose dildos?! Either solution is horrifying.

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YOU COULD MAKE A YTMND OF YOUR F*GGOTY GAY *SS F*CKS THAT YOU DO WHILE MAKING THESE SH*TTY-ASS N*GG*R YTMND'S AND I WOULD GIVE IT A F*CKING 5!!! NOT A BUNCH OF N*GG*RS STANDING ON N*GG*R DICKS!!!!!

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5 just for the great song ;-)

5ed!

FAP FAP FAP FAP

F*ck. Yes. WIN