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Site Title: Dad Got Hoes
Site Domain: dadgothoes.ytmnd.com
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BrokenVisage
Created on: 2007-01-11 22:00:59
Image Origin: Verizon Commercial + hoes
Sound Origin: Verizon Commercial
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dadgothoes

Description: Ever since this commercial started playing non-stop I keep hearing him say hoes more and more.. Verizon taking a stab at Daddy darkies subliminally? Also see: dadgothos.ytmnd.com
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2007-01-11 22:05:54
 
I already made this. http://dadgothos.ytmnd.com/ ...But yours has a much better graphic. I couldn't find the video anywhere for download. Cheers.
2007-01-11 22:06:48
 
+3 for old spice
2007-01-11 22:07:07
 
lol I was waiting for someone to make this, I would have but I don't bother putting time into making YTMNDs anymore lol
2007-01-11 22:07:45
 
wat kind of black name is keith?
 
2008-01-04 12:30:17
 
You're right... What about Boris Akmed?
2007-01-11 22:08:09
 
Plus its ho's... As in short for whore. A hoe is a tool.
 
2007-08-26 08:34:51
 
It's hos* Learn to use apostrophes ftw.
2007-01-11 22:08:10
 
awesome...but it lacks sonic
2007-01-11 22:08:13
 
damn, I thought for sure no one did this if my domain was free.. will credit ya
2007-01-11 22:08:41
 
no!... Dad got hos!
2007-01-11 22:09:19
 
a dew site; nice.
2007-01-11 22:09:20
 
Haha, nice
2007-01-11 22:09:20
 
Wow, you didn't make a crappy fad site.
2007-01-11 22:10:30
 
it's not "Ho's", that would be implying one Ho's ownership of something... it's Hos. I fived both sites anyway even if the spelling/grammar was off so I'm not trying to be an *ssh*le here.
2007-01-11 22:11:13
 
HELL YA dad got hos!!!!
2007-01-11 22:11:54
 
...and ill upvote you. weeeerd up. thanks man.
2007-01-11 22:12:51
 
I did here the same thing aswell
2007-01-11 22:18:02
 
Pimp.
2007-01-11 22:19:21
 
i wish i grow up to have kids that nice
2007-01-11 22:26:22
 
Make the chocolates guys head pop up somehwere when he says the new chocolate phone or whatever.
2007-01-11 22:28:55
 
"ho" is short for "honey", ya dig?
2007-01-11 22:30:33
 
this was done i think just last night
2007-01-11 22:34:01
 
this is seriously what i thought he said at first. the guy even looks like the n*gg*r who stole my bike
2007-01-11 22:35:23
 
Keith's dad is a pimp.
2007-01-11 22:44:53
 
yeeh yeeh he deed
2007-01-11 22:54:27
 
Aftershave?
2007-01-11 22:56:24
 
hey BrokenVisage could you post a link of where you found the commercial, i tried looking for it but im not having much luck
2007-01-11 22:56:47
 
was gonna do this but i was too lazy
2007-01-11 22:58:41
 
yeah i've been waiting for someone to make a ytmnd about this since i first saw it. 5 for being less lazy then the rest of us
2007-01-11 23:00:01
 
HOS! LOLOL
2007-01-11 23:04:31
 
I WAS JUST WAITING FOR THIS TO BE DONE!! I could have sworn thats what he said the first few times I heart that
2007-01-11 23:21:19
 
what is he really saying? =
2007-01-11 23:22:58
 
"Dad got hosed"
2007-01-11 23:23:02
 
I like how Sonic ends up with a slightly deep voice like them.
2007-01-11 23:26:01
 
wild09: i captured the commercial straight from my cable box, if i dont see it on any vid sites tomorrow ill upload it somewhere
2007-01-11 23:26:48
 
made me lawl
2007-01-11 23:29:10
 
ooooh i would really appreciate that!
2007-01-11 23:34:19
 
So great!
2007-01-11 23:35:33
 
Sonic's kind of tacked on, dontcha think?
2007-01-11 23:41:38
 
I thought the exact same thing when I saw that commercial. GET OUT OF MY SKULLLLL
2007-01-11 23:42:19
 
good edit
2007-01-11 23:45:26
 
yeah you're right stefan, untacked him for now to keep it simple
2007-01-11 23:56:11
 
Its the voice of FRYLOCK!
2007-01-12 00:02:02
 
PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!
2007-01-12 00:05:18
 
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
2007-01-12 00:18:59
 
First time I saw this, that's exactly what I thought he said... in fact, that's still what I think he's saying, but I guess it's supposed to be "Dad got hosed."
2007-01-12 00:20:07
 
A, Oh my lord this is tits.
2007-01-12 00:21:03
 
2007-01-12 00:28:18
 
Jeepers, that man annoys me.
2007-01-12 00:29:42
 
lulz
2007-01-12 00:55:55
 
MY HOES HAVE DIFFN'T AREA CODEZ
2007-01-12 01:08:44
 
roflololol 6'd
2007-01-12 01:12:40
 
'bout time someone made this
2007-01-12 01:14:46
 
fun fact: those hos/hoes of yours are 2 twins, members of a band. they made the 'touch my bum' song. the CHEEKY GIRLS!
2007-01-12 01:20:52
 
Yeah.
2007-01-12 01:26:21
 
I had to watch it several times before I figured out he WAS saying hosed. Actually, I STILL don't think he is. WTF! Great find.
2007-01-12 01:28:39
 
dammit i was gonna do this
2007-01-12 01:31:35
 
Congrats for being one of the only two YTMNDs on the up and coming that isn't Sega related.
2007-01-12 01:32:03
 
Except on TV you can definately hear the D at the end of hosed.
2007-01-12 01:46:01
 
5 for a commercial I love. -1 for a pretty stupid joke -- I'm just too lazy to make the deduction right now. Sigh.
2007-01-12 01:47:18
 
This is brilliant. It took me forever to figure out it was actually "hosed". 5 stars to you and the original poster, remember great minds think alike.
2007-01-12 01:49:36
 
ho' train.
2007-01-12 02:10:45
 
only non-Sega site on up and coming.
2007-01-12 02:32:27
 
i always thought that too
2007-01-12 02:48:15
 
I knew some one would make this. It was only a matter of time.
2007-01-12 02:51:31
 
Awesome.
2007-01-12 02:53:40
 
5 for the simple fact i thought about doing this but i don't have whatever program it is you use to rip pictures out of videos.
2007-01-12 03:10:41
 
Duh.
2007-01-12 03:29:59
 
I must be the only one who didn't find this funny.
2007-01-12 03:55:57
 
I'd love to hear the song that goes "I Got Hos in diff'rent area codes... area codes" at the end... It's a catchy song, and it fits both "hos" and phones.
+1
2007-01-12 05:06:58
 
This guy also plays the corrupt congressman on The Wire, kept expecting him to say SHEEEEEEEIT
2007-01-12 05:44:20
 
dad got hoes
2007-01-12 06:56:19
 
OMGGGGGG I WAS GONNA MAKE THIS
2007-01-12 07:04:07
 
% for hoes.
2007-01-12 07:04:59
 
5ed for being the only non-Sega site on the U&C
2007-01-12 07:36:54
 
5 because i always thought about doing this for this commercial
2007-01-12 07:48:19
 
Dad got Hose!
2007-01-12 09:10:01
 
uploaded the video that I used, check it out at: tinyurl.com/y7jlfl, audio seems a little crappy to me though so if its not good enough to even use tell me and ill try to fix it
2007-01-12 09:13:50
 
Actually, it would be "hoes". Spelling it "hos" is a totally different pronouciation. Think of it this way...Dan Quale got blasted for using an "E" in potato, correct? But, when plural, potato is spelled potatoes. Therefore, adding an "E" to "Ho" when plural would be correct.
2007-01-12 09:32:57
 
Make this classic by putting ytmnd on the kid's EN-V and ytmnd-ing up 'the network' outside. I was waiting for it and waiting for it.
2007-01-12 09:41:09
 
Thank GOD, she says 'aftershave'!!!! I had no idea what the f*ck that black chick mumbled in that commercial.
2007-01-12 09:52:02
 
Go, Dad!
2007-01-12 10:09:02
 
Nice
2007-01-12 10:17:20
 
Mad props. I've seen that commercial way too many times, and now I have something to laugh about.
2007-01-12 10:17:31
 
I keep hearing it too. btw, nice explanation for the correct spelling of "hoes"
2007-01-12 10:26:42
 
I really like these commercial spoofs
2007-01-12 10:28:57
 
nice
2007-01-12 11:02:19
 
I love how you can leave the audio alone--She still can't say "aftershave" and he doesn't enunciate the "d".
2007-01-12 11:12:02
 
Thanks a lot BrokenVisage!
2007-01-12 11:43:42
 
i must see this commercial :p
2007-01-12 11:50:45
 
updated using JackBandit's suggestions. if you guys like it I'll keep it for great justice!
2007-01-12 11:51:16
 
wild09: no problem
2007-01-12 11:54:18
 
I just love the way this guy says "cherry chocolate". it makes me feel warm inside.
2007-01-12 11:56:33
 
hahaha. nice
2007-01-12 12:12:33
 
get low should be playing in the background
2007-01-12 12:20:20
 
best site on top viewed
2007-01-12 13:08:15
 
lol, this comercial was already awesome enough, but this makes it that much better.
2007-01-12 13:55:29
 
ROFL
2007-01-12 14:10:49
 
i swear to god i was going to make this. but i dont know how to make anything
2007-01-12 14:21:23
 
I just cried. Poifect.
2007-01-12 14:25:52
 
haha i thought he said hoes the first time i saw the commercial I knew eventually someone would make this
2007-01-12 14:29:20
 
wtf? lol
2007-01-12 14:36:22
 
i really thought that was wat he said
2007-01-12 14:48:41
 
Wow that guy should do voiceovers. I wish I talked like that.
2007-01-12 15:11:03
 
GOLD
2007-01-12 15:39:07
 
COOKIE 4 U ^_^
2007-01-12 15:51:51
 
I remember hearing the same thing
2007-01-12 15:52:45
 
lol I was thinking the same thing you were when I saw this commercial
2007-01-12 16:20:05
 
*applauds*
2007-01-12 16:29:03
 
Why'd the black guy have a white kid? Weird. Maybe they're adopted. Funny.
2007-01-12 16:29:40
 
What a minute... I thought for SURE that that kid was white. What the f*ck?
2007-01-12 16:30:53
 
ROFL!
2007-01-12 17:24:00
 
'SCUSE ME?
2007-01-12 17:47:52
 
I had to watch this commercial 4 times before I finally figured out that he was saying 'hosed'. I just refused to believe that a cell phone company would use the word hoes in one of their commercials. Lmao
2007-01-12 17:48:43
 
go dad!
2007-01-12 17:50:28
 
If you hadn't made it, I probably would have had to... Just too obvious.
2007-01-12 18:06:44
 
Awesome.
2007-01-12 18:19:07
 
Legend: Clearly, the answer is that you are f*cking retarded.
2007-01-12 18:22:38
 
Wow it really is dad got hosed? The first time I saw this commercial I thought it was hoes.
2007-01-12 18:29:32
 
I saw that commercial today and seriously thought that's what he said.
2007-01-12 18:39:44
 
Personally, I think the YTMND references add nothing and in fact take away from what makes the site work, but that's just me.
2007-01-12 19:04:39
 
I thought of making this the second I saw the commercial, much too lazy though
2007-01-12 19:05:04
 
^I agree, change it back
2007-01-12 19:13:24
 
Ugh, get rid of those YTMND references you added.
2007-01-12 19:21:35
 
ok changed it back, can't ignore testimony from the YTMND big guns.. thanks guys
2007-01-12 19:29:29
 
I love this commercial. I love your version more.
2007-01-12 19:41:58
 
Aww i miss the ytmnd verson of it, atleast make a seocnd YTMND using that image if you won't keep this version as it.
2007-01-12 19:47:35
 
When I first saw that commercial I heard "hos" too.
2007-01-12 19:56:55
 
Dude I swear I was just thinking about the posibility of doing this. Damn you for beating me to it!
2007-01-12 20:50:08
 
hahaha
2007-01-12 21:12:08
 
What every dad really wants for christmas!!!!!!
2007-01-12 21:20:31
 
I had thought of something like this for a while and I'm glad someone made it.
2007-01-12 22:00:27
 
That happened to me too, like the Uno and 8s=AIDS
2007-01-12 22:03:09
 
I will five if you splice in the song 'Area Codes' at the end.
2007-01-12 22:14:43
 
Be better if there were some riduculous bass drop booty music when he says "hoes".
2007-01-12 22:16:16
 
Isn't that the dude from that Ed Norton movie 25th hour? The one where he's like, "sheeeeeeeiiiiit!" Splice that audio into the site ftw!
2007-01-12 22:57:53
 
CHOOOOOOOOOOCOLATE?
2007-01-12 23:40:49
 
Hoes BIATCH!!!!!!
2007-01-13 07:35:46
 
dont sweat it homey its okeedokee!
2007-01-13 12:53:38
 
I thought that when I saw the commercial, too. You win.
2007-01-13 15:11:30
 
+4 for the calmness of a black guy.
2007-01-13 16:06:18
 
i am so glad someone else thought thats what he was saying.
2007-01-14 10:08:46
 
whats he really saying, when i saw the commercial, i REALLY though he said hoes.....
2007-01-14 11:46:18
 
I love this commercial, but hate Verizon wireless.
2007-01-14 12:00:05
 
i actually loved that commercial. good for you
2007-01-14 15:38:45
 
haha man that guys voice is awesome
2007-01-14 17:05:04
 
i know what you mean eh? thats what i thought of when i saw this.
2007-01-14 19:32:05
 
I love you for this, i hear hoes every time too
2007-01-14 22:21:58
 
I was gonna make this! >:( ------> :(
2007-01-14 23:52:47
 
I knew someone was going to make this :-D
2007-01-16 01:03:51
 
best part: the image decription
2007-01-16 18:55:58
 
i had this same idea but u beat me to it
2007-01-17 00:06:58
 
totally awesome
2007-01-17 01:31:28
 
Smile FTW
2007-01-17 04:08:05
 
I've never seen a Kano transformation!
2007-01-17 12:13:45
 
2007-01-17 13:17:26
 
YES!!!
2007-01-17 14:48:25
 
awesome
2007-01-17 15:53:09
 
point zero zero two C E N T S!!!!!!!!!!! Not point zero zero two DOLLARS!
2007-01-17 16:14:37
 
IT'S HO NOT EVEN WHEN IT IS PLURAL WOULD IT BE HOES
2007-01-17 16:26:22
 
i had this idea, try to get the hoes to move around
2007-01-17 16:37:56
 
I LOLed a little
2007-01-17 17:51:11
 
555555
2007-01-17 18:07:52
 
The first time I saw the ad I thought the girl said "action" and I swear the dad said "hos"
2007-01-17 19:58:41
 
5'd
2007-01-17 20:01:16
 
THOSE HOES ARE HOTTT LOLOLOLOLOL
2007-01-17 20:01:41
 
When I first heard this commercial, I thought he said "hoes" but then I realized it was "hosed," but thought it was less funny so I decided to pretend it was hoes and wait for someone to make a YTMND of it. The prophecy has been fulfilled.
2007-01-17 20:10:50
 
I want to bang that girl so hard. (Not the hoes)
2007-01-18 00:54:37
 
good one.
2007-01-18 01:38:35
 
I LOL'D + HOES
2007-01-18 05:19:36
 
Hoes'd
2007-01-18 12:07:05
 
Sexcellent.
2007-01-18 12:56:46
 
Lol,it does sound like he says "Dad got hose" in the commercial.Apparently it's supposed to be "hosed" but first time I saw the comercial I though he said "hoes".
2007-01-18 13:38:15
 
5 for hos. Also aftershave.
2007-01-18 14:27:32
 
A HAPPY ENDING AFTER ALL
2007-01-18 15:09:04
 
Pretty much perfect.
2007-01-18 15:31:23
 
thats pretty good right thurr
2007-01-18 15:34:10
 
You get 5, i get hoes
2007-01-18 15:34:42
 
oops 2 comments rofl
2007-01-18 16:36:09
 
For the first few times I saw this commercial, that's what I thought he said
2007-01-18 17:37:29
 
Needs some music when he reveals the hookers
2007-01-18 18:42:04
 
I thought it sounded like that the first time i saw the commercial
2007-01-18 19:05:00
 
SARAH IS SO HOT I WANNA BANG HER!
2007-01-18 19:55:52
 
What was the rate per minute on those hoes? .002 dollars or .002 cents?
2007-01-18 20:11:00
 
amazing. simply amazing.
2007-01-18 21:18:54
 
OMG ive been waiting for this lolololol
2007-01-18 23:21:20
 
I swear to god that is the only thing I heard when I saw that commercial. "hoes".
2007-01-19 02:56:55
 
His face says it all.
2007-01-19 04:32:19
 
IMPROVED!!!
2007-01-19 06:02:26
 
I WAS GUNNA DO THAT!
2007-01-19 08:45:49
 
2007-01-19 12:11:52
 
lol
2007-01-19 12:24:09
 
saw this coming from a mile away. *FAP* god im smart!
2007-01-19 12:28:28
 
Omega champion tier
2007-01-19 14:07:17
 
I always thought that's what he was saying until a few days ago.
2007-01-19 15:19:09
 
should have just had the picture of him with the hoes, repeating sound of 'dad got hoes,' and text
2007-01-19 16:58:49
 
Lol, Bad Acting!
2007-01-19 19:55:18
 
rwolfe: its amazing that never crossed my mind while making this. good idea, but im fine with the way this one turned out lol
2007-01-19 22:19:41
 
you get a 5, lawl lawl
2007-01-20 01:03:48
 
lol!
2007-01-20 01:04:35
 
lol
2007-01-20 01:04:55
 
The best commercial remake ever.
2007-01-20 03:21:14
 
I love how the kids' names are "Sarah" and "Keith."
2007-01-20 07:29:56
 
Dad is my hero. He knows everything and he understands everything.
2007-01-20 09:32:50
 
Well played.
2007-01-20 09:44:53
 
lol i love this commercial but said scenario would be more true if he had some drakar noir
2007-01-20 11:37:30
 
2007-01-20 12:47:38
 
I actually thought that was what he said the first time I saw that commercial.
2007-01-20 12:56:36
 
I love this commercial. fived.
2007-01-20 13:40:24
 
LOL was in the us during the holidays when i saw this hahaha
2007-01-20 15:24:38
 
THATS WHAT I HEARD TOO OMG
2007-01-20 16:54:19
 
[:
2007-01-20 19:35:17
 
Good times.
2007-01-20 19:39:02
 
DEW DROP INN
2007-01-20 22:13:46
 
2007-01-25 09:40:23
 
not funny. that commercial f*ckin sucks, so does this ytmnd.
2007-01-26 21:06:20
 
I knew as soon as I saw this commercial that "Dad Got Hoes" would wind up on YTMND. Not bad, kiddo...not bad. Oh, and that daughter of his is f*cking HOT. I'd totally hit it.
2007-03-17 11:49:40
 
teh pwnzorz
2007-04-15 18:49:27
 
Hahah I can't believe I hadn't fav'd this yet XD
2007-04-26 14:41:01
 
I knew I wasn't the only one that heard that :B
2007-05-03 14:07:58
 
Dad got hoes
2007-05-03 14:18:32
 
in different area codes
2007-05-10 17:56:29
 
I thought that was what he said in the first place and I thought it was funny then so it's funny now!
2007-06-22 14:14:52
 
5'd for Isaiah Whitlock, Jr. Sheeeeeeeeeeeit!
2007-07-01 01:35:31
 
Why does he need after shave when he has a beard.
2007-07-03 09:57:53
 
hahha, hadn't seen this one before!
2007-09-17 06:39:57
 
uh could you please replace this with a funny ytmnd since it's in top rated
2008-01-26 11:13:47
 
This is in my top 10.
2008-02-27 22:33:30
 
are they in different area codes?