Max Hardcore is a f*cking c*nt.

lol

AWESOME. 5d. Favorited. Amazing. Hilarious. This is going to be a joke between me and my friends for a LONG time.

Can someone PM me what the original image and sound origins are to me?

5'd for oldschool!

lolz

I feel dirty just laughing at this :(

Oh man, top viewed again. Also, kwsn likes your pizza sites

Dude, that chick is f*cking ugly.

But I 5 from here.

I'll tell you later.

Me and this lady have so much in common. I poop from there, too!

Crocodile Dundee?

i remember this

fad: http://bushdoesntpoopalsobarrelroll.ytmnd.com/

for Poland fans: http://vote5forgotfromthere.ytmnd.com/

Max Hardcore?

I didnt know gary busey did porn

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im repulsed and disgusted and yet i cant look away

She doesnt poop from there... the sh*t comes out of her mouth.

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right now?

haha gives new meaning to "surprise buttsecks!" I keep letting it loop thinking maybe one of the times he'll offer a different answer.

if this is a prank, it's 100% wrong. just because it's funny doesn't mean it should be done. you people should be shot.

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Lol win. Those pr0n producers sure get creative in trying to make their actresses look innocent :D

Whatcha gonna do brother??!

IT'S BACK BITCHEZ

Nows I can see it,0.0 LOL

lolololol

I f*cking hate how nsfw ytmnds are hidden and often deleted. YTMND is not a site for f*cking 10 year olds and I wish max would stop trying to make it be one. If we keep going in this direction I'll probably leave YTMND and I'm sure many others will leave with wonderful memories of what it was like in the past.

Win. xD

WHAT IT IS?

you win

mehhhh

poland

wtf is this from?

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lol, this made my day

find a way to put every sound byte from every fad together like this

I'm so wet right now... also c*cks

But thats Micheal Jackson's spot! Not right now itw not

LUL WH3REZ T3H URGINAL PR0N? WUTZ IT CALL3D???~!?

Such oddness makes such funnay. W/b anal rape

Its hypnotizing...

penis

You do realize, this was used a ton during the sega raid, right? If so, then you should also realize YOU WIN! Good DAY sir!

LOL, gravelly voice FTW

I was absorbed in the expansive conversation they were having...

sequel, featuring Tourette's Guy: http://poopfromthereaftermath.ytmnd.com/

Lamest porn sentence ever!

You know, the more I listen to it, the more "Not Right Now You Don't" sounds like alextide's flying lobester noise. See for yourself: flyinglobsters.ytmnd.com

Hahaha oh my god it f*ckin does.

^^^ lol at the above comment cuz it's true XD

Lmao!

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haha great

Is that Clint Eastwood?

hahah "not right now you don't" + creepy dude = win

It is green.

Holy crap that's creepy and awesome. Original source?

XD This is awesome.

Not much enjoyment, didn't laugh, only a slight smile.

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Girls don't enjoy having something up their *ss any more then you do. Don't be 13 years old, and don't watch porn thinking that got something to do with real life. If you are turned on by faeces please go kill your self. If you're gay and don't have a choice, well too bad for you.

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Completely untrue, this person is obviously not a girl. We put anything and everything up there. And totally have sleepovers where we experiment with our sexuality and also we LOVE titty f*cking as clearly demonstrated by our lustful moaning, despite a lack of erotic zones in said area.

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what's faeces?

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Sorry, I just find it funny. Agree with you, though.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Norfair, you are a moron. First of all, plenty of girls like it up the ass. Second, it is than not then, learn english. Third. "don't watch porn thinking that got something to do with real life." Terrible grammar again, and BTape knows that porn is not real life because he isn't a moron like you. Fourth, it's feces not faeces *ssh*le. Fifth, yourself is one word, jackass. Sixth, your last statement isn't insulting, it's plain retarded. Seventh, this YTMND is f*cking hilarious, so shut the f*ck up.

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My last point and the most important, so take a few second to thinking about what a failure you are to read it. You are a worthless f*ck and everyone knows it, even your family. I'm actually surprised they didn't throw you in the trash can when you were born. People like you are the *ssh*le of YTMND. BTape, you the man. Norfair,

Is that Lance Henrickson?

i am back, solely to 5 this site. good job btape.

lol wow

props to BTape for keeping a part of YTMND's history alive; not just this site, but many others.

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Shakespeare would be proud.

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YOU F*CKING WIN THE PRIZE!

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why does that guy look creepily like Crocodile Dundee

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CLASSIC!

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Not right now you don't

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What a champ.

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Oh, come on... at least tell us where the stuff is from!

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"IVIegadude - AHA, I know where it's from! http://www.moviepink.com/tour2/movie02_4.mpg It was in the original site's comment too." That link was posted at least 5 times in the comments. Hope that helps, though.

ahehaheaheh butt sex

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My favorite line: "You put a woman in a chair and if her feet touch the floor, she's old enough. If they don't, you just cut the legs off the chair off."

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this is literally the best ytmnd ive ever seen ever.

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Guy looks/sounds like Keifer Sutherland.

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HAHAHAHAHA oh f*cking wow! "but i poop from there" god damn these pron video's are so retarded....

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Scripted or improvised? either way it's brilliant!

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BIPFT forever

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Completely awesome

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Nice, whats the porno? I wanna watch.

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why is this nsfw. where are you people working anyway, utah?

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What does this guy remind me of Gary Busey? lol

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Not right now you don't. Also, check out jackescsite.ytmnd.com

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lol. that's f*cked up.

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http://yjjdf.ytmnd.com/

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LMFAO......eaily 5'd

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brilliant

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thats so damn hilarious

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for some reason this rings Clint Eastwood

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F*ck yeah! Five Star!

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anyone have the source of this LOL

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http://www.moviepink.com/tour2/movie02_4.mpg IVIegadude posted it and I posted it several times in the comments.

But... but I poop from there...

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L O L! this is win.

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This ytmnd wins on 8 levels

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THAT GIRL IS FREAKING UGLY AND TALKS LIKE A RETARD!

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Great luv

pron lmao

That is absolutely hi-larious

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lmao...it even sounds like she's trying hard not to laugh, herself, right at the end of her sentence (she kind of stutters out "there") hahaha.

Eligible for New York's Video Art Festival

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not right now you don't.

LAWL! XD

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is that George Zimmer doing voiceover?

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classic...

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Haha I love that audio.

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This is ancient...and stupid...why post it again?

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I wonder if the repost has surpassed the original in views.

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NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DONT

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oh wow, lmao! 5 starts ftw... HAHAHAHA

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LOL

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"NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T." Smooth comeback, man!

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Thats going to be my excuse for everything for now on

LOLsauce

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It was ok. You cant beat the Original

just watched the whole porn. She stays in character the entire time. It's perfect.

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where u find it??

i thought the guy was clint eastwood

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Oh, make one of the guy saying "YES...YES!"...you know which part I'm talking about.

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cite sources

She's gonna get it!

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tag

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I 5 from here.

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Classic

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Bwaha! Is that sound clip from an actual porno?

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thats awesome

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http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=2507

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Guess I never commented. This one goes into the legendary tier, which I haven't seen a site on here pull off in almost a year. On par with just about anything.

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I thought the guy was clint eastwood 5'd

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I LVOE IT

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not even the carrion eaters...

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You are the original! I did not know this! Keep up the good work!

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ROFL, win.

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TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME!

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*hawt*

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but i 55555555555555555555

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Not right now you...do? Wait, that's not right...

If you're shocked by this, I've got some more bad news for you: The Easter Bunny ain't real.

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awesome!

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EXCELLENCE http://lukepoop.ytmnd.com/

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It's awesome that someone made a YTMND of this... the best line from any porn ever.

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i don't need to favorite this site, how can i forget those famous 5 words? aww sh*t, thanks for bringing it back anyways.

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uh ok

Ahh yes Anne Howe/Melissa Ashley....too bad she got HIV and had to retire.

Lol done before D:

HAHAHAH! AAHHHH??? Thats so bad!

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I don't think anyone noticed this... how did she take her pants off with her boots still on? I think I already know the answer I'm going to get.

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Live long

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does ne know of an uncensored 1 of these???

Wow, thats one crappy YTMND! Get it???

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Lol nice.

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stolen from b

HAHAHAHAAAAAA

HA HA HA HA

bwahahahahahaha!!! always a classic!

Only one word can describe it: EPIC.

most epic win.

this is one of my favs

i found the chick's site http://www.melissa-ashley.com/

but I lolled from there

http://imgonnastickthis.ytmnd.com/ pretty much first use back in 2004 :P

Finally fav'd

anybody read down this far?

Yes.

He did it for the lulz.

holy f*ck how was this never sponsored?

I found a link to the clip....dont ask me how or why.. http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=2507 enjoy...lol i feel dirty.

Gran Torino abridged version?

http://alwayshadants.ytmnd.com/

A proper use of sponsorship.

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why havent i voted on this