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BTape

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WInrar

wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

actually, five for Juno Reactor.

in before f*gs

Kassius

this is f*cking awesome

hey this is the first time polend army has made something worthwhile, congrats.

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HAI THAR

seriously f*cking win no joek

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and not regular win, I'm talking about ultimate win

Am I moving to the sound, or am I having a seizure because of the image?

You remembered John Kerry. And redoding redoding redoding redoododododoing MCFLY

ultimate win is the kind of win which is typically defined as "incomprehensible" both to the mind, body, and speakers

Did I mention "win"? probably.

13 straight 5's. See, this is exactly the kind of awesome that the FPA Toolbox was intended for.

HOLY CRAP, mr sparkle is AMAZING too

best Poland ever

YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE

Who broke the chain

OMG 4.95 WTF

vowt'd 5

I can't vote!

You're disrepsectful to dirt

AVeryBadPlayer was only person to vote 1.

glory win

Kill AVeryBadPlayer

LOL at cooke

Your main weapon has unlimited firepower. You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.

what are the odds of 3 messages being posted at the same exact second, with 2 carrying the same message?

zomgowns

DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DE

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F*ck FalconEddie, second 1

MACGUYVERERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I need to figure out something clever to use since I live in POLAND, OH

Holy F*CK, Look at the online list at the fpa forums. There are like 30 guests.

I'm John kerry and I'm reporting for duty!!

misssstaa sparkalo !!

One Poland Site to rule them all.....

i bet you TheManWithNoFace will downvote this

youre so good with sound, its an experience

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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^in after f*gs

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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what is the name and artist of the psy trance track used in this!?

One of the rare poland sites I don't downvote.

+1

%

and I refuse to play it.

The Poland Toolbox Vote 5!

AARGH! MY EYES!

Your newer sites crack me up, because I could tell you just downloaded or started using the FPA toolkit and the title of this only proofs what I thought and I love how this uses EVERY f*cking sound in the toolkit and is still a great mix.

Can I get this in a collectors edition?

i bit offa peace uv ma lip

five bloody man babies for you good sir, spend them wisly

f*cking epic

*e

WOW! It seems more and more, that people on this site have NO taste what so ever. Kassius, once again, you fail.

-7

5 orloks for you.

reason and soundtrack are great :D

3rd

A Kassius site with no Cosby? Oh well.

If anyone is wondering, you have to make an account at the forums to read anything.

loved the bergkamp crescendo

wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry

remember your poland fundamentals, DISTORTION. Usually I'd vote lower but since this ytmnd will probably inspire more distorted ones I will allow it,,,, THIS TIME faedf aeadvadfljadfilfilfuadickdaiocf ojioadadkldf*ckaidfiadfaifjklajkl;fadf;

there is distortion

huzzah

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

polamd fpplfaeplf

5 for crazy soccer mexican

whos the screaming female in the middle of the 6th and 7th second?

that is going to haunt my dreams.... mainly bc its now burned into my retinas (shouldnt b on YTMND in a pitch black room)

+.1 for every YTMND fad you referenced. -1 for letting the audio get a little too loud and start distorting near the end.

lol

well listened to the entire thing, seems you faild as not a single thing in there even found a sensitive bone in my body.

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+5 for Macguyver

/me thinks Zusias doesn't get it

God damn you, I've listened to this for at least an hour.

I've been switching between this and some older kassius noise sites

for a few hours now, lulz

i dont get the wryyyyyyyyyyyy joke what is taht from

This makes me happy, in my pants.

5''d for giving me a seizure

awesome song

5 for MACFLOII

Juno Reactor's Conquistador II- had to 5 for that.

5'ed for the most amazing song i have ever heard on YTMND

...twitch

this is epic

frekkin amaxing

Amazingly, you forgot Poland.

You DIDN'T forgot Poland ^_^

"McFly!"

holy sh*t mother of Poland

MISUTAAAAA SPAAAKULUUUU!! Dennis Berkampf (sp.?) clip coulda used some modifying, but it's gud.

Oh f*ck it, faved

polend forever

This is amazing but the funny thing is that I don't think I heard "poland" even once....

Yeah, I don't get it. It's loud, garish, and pseudo-chic. 1-ed.

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You make this Polak proud, my friend. You done good.

f*ck to you

Pretty sure I went into a seizure. %'d.

I'm seizing

MCFlived for awesome mix

I love you.

YES

I LOVE THIS SITE POLEND FOREVER missing the myg0t kid scream though

this is liable for giving someone a damn epilepsy attack or something lol

I'm dropping a donation bomb.

best f*cking remix

f*ckin awsome

-1 for 10% less eardrums than when I started listening. Otherwise good.

needs more epilepsy warning, still 5

BEST SITE EVER.

Im surprised this is doing so well.

MACFRY!!!

wow

Voting 5 even though you didn't say to, which is one of the things that makes a Poland site. VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5

VOAT 5!

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I vote 5 for Poland

MEESTAAAAAAH SPALKRE!!

fap fap fap

McFive!

f'ing ridiculous. i love you.

This Poland crap has never been funny.

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That was 2006

u raped my eyes and savagely beat the sh*t out of my ears!

Could have done without Leeroy. But this was great. Once again nice job Kassius, You f*cker.

omfg wtf lolz rofl

DJ Kassius brings the house down again. Good work!

your organization has grown far too strong to be trusted...also master sound

support our troops

The polish coat of arms looks pretty cool inverted eh?

4* because in all that polendness you in actual fact did forget to add George Bush saying Poland.....

F*cking hell first time I give a positive ammount of stars to a poland site :p

EXTREME

NICE

I NEED THE POLAND TOOLKIT IN MY MOUTH!!!!1111

5'd for awesomeness and Daft Punk

omg u rock my socks 5d

good remix

Best ear rape i have ever witnessed

I finally understand, everything makes sense now.

Epic

this remix is made of win. I guarantee it.

So good.

billionet and radical

voat 5

You people need to start adding chocolate to the poland sites

mmmrsparkle

nice

WTF

5'd for "I guarentee it" from The Men's Weahouse

POLEND VOAT %

Reporting for doody.

+1

omfg

Clearly this is genius. However, I had a seizure and failed to vote on it.

Wait a second. You forgot "you forgot poland"!!!!

I believe I heard the most annoying sound in the world from dumb & dumber in there

Genius

I am under your command.

im not going to make an account

youve been midvoted. congrats

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is good.

I like. . .

Fantastic.

Wow, F*ck that.

faved faved faved! Freakin awesome

this is a great ytmnd

awesome remix

made me ROFL. Also lol @ beckham and random ear rape at the end.

must vote 5 for polend

that was awesome...

Kassius'd.

The wonders of politics.

Normally I hate the Poland fad, but this is friggin' hypnotic.

You forgot about Poland.

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This is my new favorite site to annoy the sh*t out of the computer-inept *ssh*les at work with. Ty. :)

I don't know if anyone noticed, but you are missing a sine wave in there... POLEND 4EVER

poland eletronic press-kit!

you didnt forget poland, and poland shall not forget you.

nope

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MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA DA

Instant Kill!

god I hate whetstone. POLAND

amazing

That was AWESOME

Nice techno, -1 for no actual audio (at least that I heard) of the Poland quote.

holy sh*t..

f*ck poland its gay!

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this is the best audio of any YTMND ever. all time. in history. since 2001...

i was actually compelled to listen to the whole thing... impressive

DENNIS BERGKAMP + snare roll = 5

5 for Mr. Sparkle... who will banish "Who Wants to Prank a Telemarketer" to the land of wind and ghosts!

first

Nicely done. Five.

I am so glad I have this new extra large widescreen monitor. I wwas getting a blowjob during that whole thing

every 30 seconds.

I'm lost on the whole Poland fad. Until I fully understand it, I'll abstain from voting.

you are the best AROUND! nobody ever take you down

You raped my ears and they orgasmed

DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUM

Reporting for duty! duty! duty! duty!

loo

Kassius Klay, you are the YTMND Muhammad Ali! =)

lololololol big 5

haxxxxx

amazing

Will you be there for the birth of my firstborn son?

TOTALLY FLAWLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Homers eyes are making my mind play tricks on me.

That was most definately one of the best things ever.

Reminds me of those sprite commercials

f*ckin epic.

nice

im tarding out

This f*cking trippy... oh shi so wasted...

part rave part polend

thats awesome, glad to see the wookie scream put in the mainstream : ) (http://mybestwookie.ytmnd.com for the uninformed)

Fav'd. I guarantee it.

DEEEENNIIISIISSSSISS BEEERG5GGSHGSKAMP SHMEYYAEEY!!!!

may just be the best YTMND of 2007.

the last 30 seconds have this really loud distortion that sounds terrible. take out the last minute or so and this is golden

:-)

greatest ytmnd ever made

Perfect remix. Something I kinda enjoy without the sound making your eardrums explode.

Oh, Jizzol pointed it out. Guess I hadn't watched this YTMND all the way through, whatever.

LOL reporting for duty

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anti-suck and fail

This fad died when idiots started to use the sound clip to high-pitched ear rapes with the clip combined with several random sounds, also high-pitched. I can't believe people likes that.

i wish i was as cool as you. downvoted.

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Thank you for destroying originality in poland sites and helping it become a ytmnd norm "fad"

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with this "poland toolkit" what makes poland any different than a normal ytmnd fad? thats why i never made a poland site except for my 3rd site i ever made

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yet about 40% of my ytmnds are poland like sites that don't use the word "poland"

-3

(and the other 60% are just random crap and dont make any sense)

-2

But 100% is trash I can't endure.

im suprised that you, kassius, maker of some of the weirdest and funniest sites on ytmnd, would promote a "poland toolkit" like this

-2

Don't denigrate the great white pope...

this is f*ckin lol.

Starting from 3, +4 for the debate remix part, -1 for seizure image. -2 for WAY too long "stay the course" and whatever that foreign language section is that's after it, -3 for that weird speaker-destroying bit, -1 for WAY too many extra fads, +1 because I can't give a zero.

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DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP!

+4

OMGOMGOMGGMOGMOGMOOMGGOMOOOOOOOOOWRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY. THOU HAST REMEMEMEMEBERED POLEND>>>>>>

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