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Site Title: Poland Tool Kit
Site Domain: Polandtoolkit.ytmnd.com
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Kassius
Created on: 2007-01-04 00:06:11
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2007-01-04 00:07:07
 
first
-1
 
2007-08-13 14:55:49
 
BTape
 
 
 
2007-11-01 15:06:01
 
WInrar
2007-01-04 00:07:57
 
wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2007-01-04 00:08:54
 
actually, five for Juno Reactor.
2007-01-04 00:08:58
 
in before f*gs
2007-01-04 00:09:56
 
Kassius
2007-01-04 00:09:58
 
this is f*cking awesome
2007-01-04 00:10:30
 
hey this is the first time polend army has made something worthwhile, congrats.
-2
2007-01-04 00:10:43
 
HAI THAR
2007-01-04 00:11:01
 
seriously f*cking win no joek
2007-01-04 00:11:28
 
%
2007-01-04 00:11:32
 
and not regular win, I'm talking about ultimate win
2007-01-04 00:11:52
 
Am I moving to the sound, or am I having a seizure because of the image?
2007-01-04 00:12:00
 
You remembered John Kerry. And redoding redoding redoding redoododododoing MCFLY
2007-01-04 00:12:19
 
ultimate win is the kind of win which is typically defined as "incomprehensible" both to the mind, body, and speakers
2007-01-04 00:12:49
 
Did I mention "win"? probably.
2007-01-04 00:13:21
 
13 straight 5's. See, this is exactly the kind of awesome that the FPA Toolbox was intended for.
2007-01-04 00:13:23
 
HOLY CRAP, mr sparkle is AMAZING too
2007-01-04 00:13:32
 
best Poland ever
2007-01-04 00:13:34
 
YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE
2007-01-04 00:13:44
 
Who broke the chain
2007-01-04 00:14:16
 
OMG 4.95 WTF
2007-01-04 00:14:40
 
vowt'd 5
2007-01-04 00:14:42
 
2007-01-04 00:15:05
 
I can't vote!
2007-01-04 00:15:38
 
You're disrepsectful to dirt
2007-01-04 00:15:39
 
AVeryBadPlayer was only person to vote 1.
2007-01-04 00:15:39
 
glory win
2007-01-04 00:15:39
 
Kill AVeryBadPlayer
2007-01-04 00:15:45
 
LOL at cooke
2007-01-04 00:15:53
 
Your main weapon has unlimited firepower. You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
2007-01-04 00:16:24
 
what are the odds of 3 messages being posted at the same exact second, with 2 carrying the same message?
2007-01-04 00:17:22
 
zomgowns
2007-01-04 00:17:50
 
DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DE
+1
2007-01-04 00:17:55
 
F*ck FalconEddie, second 1
2007-01-04 00:18:01
 
MACGUYVERERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
2007-01-04 00:18:05
 
I need to figure out something clever to use since I live in POLAND, OH
2007-01-04 00:18:42
 
Holy F*CK, Look at the online list at the fpa forums. There are like 30 guests.
2007-01-04 00:19:42
 
I'm John kerry and I'm reporting for duty!!
2007-01-04 00:20:54
 
misssstaa sparkalo !!
2007-01-04 00:21:09
 
One Poland Site to rule them all.....
2007-01-04 00:22:13
 
i bet you TheManWithNoFace will downvote this
2007-01-04 00:22:52
 
youre so good with sound, its an experience
2007-01-04 00:23:18
 
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
-4
2007-01-04 00:24:24
 
^in after f*gs
2007-01-04 00:26:12
 
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
-4
2007-01-04 00:26:48
 
what is the name and artist of the psy trance track used in this!?
2007-01-04 00:27:06
 
One of the rare poland sites I don't downvote.
+1
2007-01-04 00:28:40
 
%
2007-01-04 00:28:56
 
and I refuse to play it.
2007-01-04 00:30:34
 
The Poland Toolbox Vote 5!
2007-01-04 00:35:55
 
AARGH! MY EYES!
2007-01-04 00:37:12
 
Your newer sites crack me up, because I could tell you just downloaded or started using the FPA toolkit and the title of this only proofs what I thought and I love how this uses EVERY f*cking sound in the toolkit and is still a great mix.
2007-01-04 00:37:46
 
Can I get this in a collectors edition?
2007-01-04 00:43:40
 
i bit offa peace uv ma lip
2007-01-04 00:44:45
 
five bloody man babies for you good sir, spend them wisly
2007-01-04 00:46:58
 
f*cking epic
2007-01-04 00:48:20
 
*e
2007-01-04 00:49:16
 
WOW! It seems more and more, that people on this site have NO taste what so ever. Kassius, once again, you fail.
-7
2007-01-04 00:50:01
 
5 orloks for you.
2007-01-04 00:52:05
 
reason and soundtrack are great :D
2007-01-04 01:00:54
 
3rd
2007-01-04 01:01:43
 
A Kassius site with no Cosby? Oh well.
2007-01-04 01:07:30
 
If anyone is wondering, you have to make an account at the forums to read anything.
2007-01-04 01:13:34
 
loved the bergkamp crescendo
2007-01-04 01:15:26
 
wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry
2007-01-04 01:16:50
 
remember your poland fundamentals, DISTORTION. Usually I'd vote lower but since this ytmnd will probably inspire more distorted ones I will allow it,,,, THIS TIME faedf aeadvadfljadfilfilfuadickdaiocf ojioadadkldf*ckaidfiadfaifjklajkl;fadf;
2007-01-04 01:17:28
 
there is distortion
2007-01-04 01:25:24
 
huzzah
2007-01-04 01:28:07
 
%
2007-01-04 01:30:45
 
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
2007-01-04 01:42:44
 
polamd fpplfaeplf
2007-01-04 01:43:25
 
5 for crazy soccer mexican
2007-01-04 01:44:27
 
whos the screaming female in the middle of the 6th and 7th second?
2007-01-04 01:44:45
 
that is going to haunt my dreams.... mainly bc its now burned into my retinas (shouldnt b on YTMND in a pitch black room)
2007-01-04 01:48:35
 
+.1 for every YTMND fad you referenced. -1 for letting the audio get a little too loud and start distorting near the end.
2007-01-04 01:51:31
 
lol
2007-01-04 01:53:43
 
well listened to the entire thing, seems you faild as not a single thing in there even found a sensitive bone in my body.
-3
2007-01-04 01:57:38
 
+5 for Macguyver
2007-01-04 02:00:08
 
/me thinks Zusias doesn't get it
2007-01-04 02:09:53
 
God damn you, I've listened to this for at least an hour.
2007-01-04 02:11:13
 
I've been switching between this and some older kassius noise sites
2007-01-04 02:11:46
 
for a few hours now, lulz
2007-01-04 02:15:27
 
i dont get the wryyyyyyyyyyyy joke what is taht from
2007-01-04 02:16:48
 
This makes me happy, in my pants.
2007-01-04 02:17:33
 
5''d for giving me a seizure
2007-01-04 02:19:47
 
awesome song
2007-01-04 02:20:55
 
5 for MACFLOII
2007-01-04 02:29:40
 
Juno Reactor's Conquistador II- had to 5 for that.
2007-01-04 02:34:34
 
5'ed for the most amazing song i have ever heard on YTMND
2007-01-04 02:37:53
 
...twitch
2007-01-04 02:46:37
 
this is epic
2007-01-04 02:48:21
 
frekkin amaxing
2007-01-04 02:52:00
 
Amazingly, you forgot Poland.
2007-01-04 02:52:09
 
You DIDN'T forgot Poland ^_^
2007-01-04 03:02:10
 
"McFly!"
2007-01-04 03:03:36
 
holy sh*t mother of Poland
2007-01-04 03:03:52
 
MISUTAAAAA SPAAAKULUUUU!! Dennis Berkampf (sp.?) clip coulda used some modifying, but it's gud.
2007-01-04 03:04:40
 
Oh f*ck it, faved
2007-01-04 03:19:57
 
polend forever
2007-01-04 03:22:23
 
This is amazing but the funny thing is that I don't think I heard "poland" even once....
2007-01-04 03:22:46
 
Yeah, I don't get it. It's loud, garish, and pseudo-chic. 1-ed.
-3
2007-01-04 03:32:49
 
You make this Polak proud, my friend. You done good.
2007-01-04 03:36:53
 
f*ck to you
2007-01-04 03:37:36
 
Pretty sure I went into a seizure. %'d.
2007-01-04 03:42:09
 
I'm seizing
2007-01-04 03:48:59
 
MCFlived for awesome mix
2007-01-04 03:57:04
 
I love you.
2007-01-04 05:41:29
 
YES
2007-01-04 05:47:28
 
I LOVE THIS SITE POLEND FOREVER missing the myg0t kid scream though
2007-01-04 05:51:36
 
this is liable for giving someone a damn epilepsy attack or something lol
2007-01-04 05:52:36
 
I'm dropping a donation bomb.
2007-01-04 06:08:19
 
best f*cking remix
2007-01-04 06:40:32
 
f*ckin awsome
2007-01-04 06:45:09
 
-1 for 10% less eardrums than when I started listening. Otherwise good.
2007-01-04 06:50:47
 
needs more epilepsy warning, still 5
2007-01-04 07:15:24
 
BEST SITE EVER.
2007-01-04 07:31:45
 
Im surprised this is doing so well.
2007-01-04 07:36:04
 
MACFRY!!!
2007-01-04 07:36:07
 
wow
2007-01-04 07:49:20
 
Voting 5 even though you didn't say to, which is one of the things that makes a Poland site. VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5 VOTE5
2007-01-04 07:52:51
 
VOAT 5!
2007-01-04 08:11:52
 
-2
2007-01-04 08:43:34
 
I vote 5 for Poland
2007-01-04 08:44:49
 
MEESTAAAAAAH SPALKRE!!
2007-01-04 08:48:24
 
fap fap fap
2007-01-04 08:52:51
 
McFive!
2007-01-04 09:02:51
 
f'ing ridiculous. i love you.
2007-01-04 09:19:26
 
This Poland crap has never been funny.
-4
2007-01-04 09:20:18
 
That was 2006
2007-01-04 09:25:27
 
u raped my eyes and savagely beat the sh*t out of my ears!
2007-01-04 09:27:04
 
Could have done without Leeroy. But this was great. Once again nice job Kassius, You f*cker.
2007-01-04 09:54:44
 
omfg wtf lolz rofl
2007-01-04 10:01:53
 
DJ Kassius brings the house down again. Good work!
2007-01-04 10:01:58
 
your organization has grown far too strong to be trusted...also master sound
2007-01-04 10:04:39
 
support our troops
2007-01-04 11:06:38
 
The polish coat of arms looks pretty cool inverted eh?
2007-01-04 11:15:54
 
4* because in all that polendness you in actual fact did forget to add George Bush saying Poland.....
2007-01-04 11:22:56
 
F*cking hell first time I give a positive ammount of stars to a poland site :p
2007-01-04 11:29:59
 
EXTREME
2007-01-04 11:58:52
 
NICE
2007-01-04 12:04:30
 
I NEED THE POLAND TOOLKIT IN MY MOUTH!!!!1111
2007-01-04 12:13:37
 
5'd for awesomeness and Daft Punk
2007-01-04 12:13:48
 
omg u rock my socks 5d
2007-01-04 12:13:49
 
good remix
2007-01-04 12:18:23
 
Best ear rape i have ever witnessed
2007-01-04 12:20:55
 
I finally understand, everything makes sense now.
2007-01-04 12:23:06
 
Epic
2007-01-04 12:35:10
 
this remix is made of win. I guarantee it.
2007-01-04 12:53:05
 
So good.
2007-01-04 13:07:02
 
billionet and radical
2007-01-04 13:08:53
 
voat 5
2007-01-04 13:11:41
 
You people need to start adding chocolate to the poland sites
2007-01-04 13:12:58
 
mmmrsparkle
2007-01-04 13:21:58
 
nice
2007-01-04 13:40:39
 
WTF
2007-01-04 13:45:23
 
5'd for "I guarentee it" from The Men's Weahouse
2007-01-04 13:54:15
 
POLEND VOAT %
2007-01-04 14:02:09
 
Reporting for doody.
+1
2007-01-04 14:06:09
 
omfg
2007-01-04 14:10:13
 
Clearly this is genius. However, I had a seizure and failed to vote on it.
2007-01-04 14:15:57
 
Wait a second. You forgot "you forgot poland"!!!!
2007-01-04 14:23:09
 
I believe I heard the most annoying sound in the world from dumb & dumber in there
2007-01-04 14:30:15
 
Genius
2007-01-04 14:35:12
 
2007-01-04 14:40:55
 
I am under your command.
2007-01-04 14:41:27
 
im not going to make an account
2007-01-04 14:46:05
 
youve been midvoted. congrats
2007-01-04 14:52:50
 
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is good.
2007-01-04 15:26:41
 
I like. . .
2007-01-04 15:30:49
 
Fantastic.
2007-01-04 15:40:25
 
Wow, F*ck that.
2007-01-04 15:41:19
 
faved faved faved! Freakin awesome
2007-01-04 15:43:58
 
this is a great ytmnd
2007-01-04 15:51:30
 
awesome remix
2007-01-04 15:52:49
 
made me ROFL. Also lol @ beckham and random ear rape at the end.
2007-01-04 16:02:52
 
must vote 5 for polend
2007-01-04 16:16:47
 
that was awesome...
2007-01-04 16:25:29
 
Kassius'd.
2007-01-04 16:52:30
 
The wonders of politics.
2007-01-04 17:03:51
 
Normally I hate the Poland fad, but this is friggin' hypnotic.
2007-01-04 17:09:47
 
You forgot about Poland.
-1
2007-01-04 17:12:53
 
This is my new favorite site to annoy the sh*t out of the computer-inept *ssh*les at work with. Ty. :)
2007-01-04 17:19:39
 
I don't know if anyone noticed, but you are missing a sine wave in there... POLEND 4EVER
2007-01-04 17:48:43
 
poland eletronic press-kit!
2007-01-04 17:49:29
 
you didnt forget poland, and poland shall not forget you.
2007-01-04 17:59:41
 
nope
-4
2007-01-04 18:09:55
 
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA MUDA DA
2007-01-04 18:49:07
 
Instant Kill!
2007-01-04 19:21:09
 
god I hate whetstone. POLAND
2007-01-04 19:35:26
 
amazing
2007-01-04 19:36:09
 
That was AWESOME
2007-01-04 19:46:23
 
Nice techno, -1 for no actual audio (at least that I heard) of the Poland quote.
2007-01-04 20:18:50
 
holy sh*t..
2007-01-04 20:27:09
 
f*ck poland its gay!
-3
2007-01-04 20:55:47
 
this is the best audio of any YTMND ever. all time. in history. since 2001...
2007-01-04 21:01:45
 
i was actually compelled to listen to the whole thing... impressive
2007-01-04 21:04:51
 
DENNIS BERGKAMP + snare roll = 5
2007-01-04 21:21:04
 
2007-01-04 21:25:03
 
5 for Mr. Sparkle... who will banish "Who Wants to Prank a Telemarketer" to the land of wind and ghosts!
2007-01-04 21:25:06
 
first
2007-01-04 21:26:02
 
Nicely done. Five.
2007-01-04 21:30:42
 
I am so glad I have this new extra large widescreen monitor. I wwas getting a blowjob during that whole thing
2007-01-04 21:36:53
 
every 30 seconds.
2007-01-04 21:48:09
 
I'm lost on the whole Poland fad. Until I fully understand it, I'll abstain from voting.
2007-01-04 21:51:06
 
you are the best AROUND! nobody ever take you down
2007-01-04 21:51:34
 
You raped my ears and they orgasmed
2007-01-04 22:07:33
 
DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUM
2007-01-04 22:10:29
 
Reporting for duty! duty! duty! duty!
2007-01-04 22:12:28
 
loo
2007-01-04 22:23:19
 
Kassius Klay, you are the YTMND Muhammad Ali! =)
2007-01-04 22:37:48
 
lololololol big 5
2007-01-04 22:47:22
 
haxxxxx
2007-01-04 22:48:53
 
amazing
2007-01-04 22:51:12
 
Will you be there for the birth of my firstborn son?
2007-01-04 23:11:32
 
TOTALLY FLAWLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Homers eyes are making my mind play tricks on me.
2007-01-04 23:20:28
 
That was most definately one of the best things ever.
2007-01-04 23:31:20
 
Reminds me of those sprite commercials
2007-01-04 23:58:46
 
f*ckin epic.
2007-01-05 08:27:20
 
nice
2007-01-05 15:11:44
 
im tarding out
2007-01-05 17:24:15
 
This f*cking trippy... oh shi so wasted...
2007-01-05 20:49:17
 
part rave part polend
2007-01-06 01:33:21
 
thats awesome, glad to see the wookie scream put in the mainstream : ) (http://mybestwookie.ytmnd.com for the uninformed)
2007-01-06 15:11:23
 
Fav'd. I guarantee it.
2007-01-06 22:17:49
 
DEEEENNIIISIISSSSISS BEEERG5GGSHGSKAMP SHMEYYAEEY!!!!
2007-01-07 00:31:15
 
may just be the best YTMND of 2007.
2007-01-07 02:40:50
 
the last 30 seconds have this really loud distortion that sounds terrible. take out the last minute or so and this is golden
2007-01-07 15:06:18
 
:-)
2007-01-07 18:01:16
 
greatest ytmnd ever made
2007-01-08 07:56:51
 
Perfect remix. Something I kinda enjoy without the sound making your eardrums explode.
2007-01-08 07:57:35
 
Oh, Jizzol pointed it out. Guess I hadn't watched this YTMND all the way through, whatever.
2007-01-08 10:41:05
 
LOL reporting for duty
+1
2007-01-08 11:27:51
 
anti-suck and fail
2007-01-08 13:13:03
 
This fad died when idiots started to use the sound clip to high-pitched ear rapes with the clip combined with several random sounds, also high-pitched. I can't believe people likes that.
2007-01-08 13:13:14
 
i wish i was as cool as you. downvoted.
-2
2007-01-08 13:31:03
 
Thank you for destroying originality in poland sites and helping it become a ytmnd norm "fad"
-3
2007-01-08 13:32:41
 
with this "poland toolkit" what makes poland any different than a normal ytmnd fad? thats why i never made a poland site except for my 3rd site i ever made
-2
2007-01-08 13:33:32
 
yet about 40% of my ytmnds are poland like sites that don't use the word "poland"
-3
2007-01-08 13:34:02
 
(and the other 60% are just random crap and dont make any sense)
-2
 
2007-12-27 07:55:58
 
But 100% is trash I can't endure.
2007-01-08 13:34:32
 
im suprised that you, kassius, maker of some of the weirdest and funniest sites on ytmnd, would promote a "poland toolkit" like this
-2
2007-01-08 13:38:46
 
Don't denigrate the great white pope...
2007-01-08 14:30:41
 
this is f*ckin lol.
2007-01-08 15:22:57
 
Starting from 3, +4 for the debate remix part, -1 for seizure image. -2 for WAY too long "stay the course" and whatever that foreign language section is that's after it, -3 for that weird speaker-destroying bit, -1 for WAY too many extra fads, +1 because I can't give a zero.
-2
2007-01-08 15:51:17
 
DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP!
+4
2007-01-08 16:01:40
 
OMGOMGOMGGMOGMOGMOOMGGOMOOOOOOOOOWRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY. THOU HAST REMEMEMEMEBERED POLEND>>>>>>
+1
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