Anybody who actually reads the whole thing and then makes the correlation with the music cannot help but 5 this ytmnd. Good show man.

yeah, the music is a bit of a distraction

I accidentally read the last sentence first, and thought I spoiled it... Imagine my surprise when I got to the end and realized the bizarre twist!

Ditch the Jay Z and it will be better.

Haha good punchline Comrade.

i bet you're the guy that tells people snape killed dumbledore, lol jk, yeah it kind of ruins it

OH GOD NOT THE HARLEY!!!!

HAHAHA Win

Solid YTMND...not sure about the music but what the hell 5.

hahaha, this is great

Holy sh*t that was funny, I clapped.

haha nice find.

Obnoxious song.

yeah, the song is pretty obnoxious, but it was so fitting I couldn't help myself

wow...never expeceted that...

lol!

It's not your own work and not very YTMND-like, but proper citation and funny gives you 3 stars.

rofl. funny stuff.

Hahahahaha. Nice. I think the music fits well. It makes reading the last sentence more meaningful.

The win is yours.

Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka Jaya He Bharat Bhagya Vidhata Punjab Sindh Gujarat Maratha Dravida Utkala Banga Vindhya Himachal Yamuna Ganga Ucchala Jaladhi Taranga Tubh Shubha Name Jage Tubh Shubha Ashisha Mange Gahe Tubh Jaya Gata Jan Gan Mangaldayak Jay He Bharat Bhagya Vidhata Jaye He ! Jaye He ! Jaye He ! Jaye,Jaye,Jaye,Jaye He

WTF LOL

not yours.

You win, good day sir!

wtf, oil?

F'ing hilarious. The Jay-Z is a little distracting, but it definitely adds to the humor.

lol, I remember when I thought my girlfriend was cheating on me my fuel pump went bad. I couldn't even stalk here then.

music goes perfect. well done. well done

Largemidget : "Anybody who actually reads the whole thing and then makes the correlation with the music cannot help but 5 this ytmnd" ---> SO true! This is the kind of attitude I respect.

change the music? are those people f*cking serious? Leave it as it is, the song fits the ytmnd well.

friggin grand

Ditch the bitch. The BIke will give you more satisfaction and has a higher resale value than a cheating slut/

funny but it would be better suited for a forum. Reading an entire paragraph while JZ is blasting in my ear is just annoying.

slays

tl;dr and old

omg that was amazing.

She is not cheating on him. She was buying pot from her dealer. Every time!

Very meh.

I'd take 'em both back to the dealer; you could upgrde to the deluxe version of the Harley...

this is very old and has been done with other stupid things for the punchline instead of a bike.

I lol'd, and i like the music.

lawls!

You gain 0.01 stars.

Makes me think of "A Man Has Needs" by The Arrogant Worms

Excellent!

lololololololol

nice image from i-am-bored I bet they put effort into that

I lolded and lolded

99 problems and his Harley's one. Funny.

i wasn't expecting that, i lol'd.

Hilarious, but the music was distracting.

awsome

Awesome

lol

awsome

lol the end is great!

haha good one

It is green.

lol unexpected

Music goes along, and I read it, nice.

rofl

hahaha

Sh*tty song, but the perfect fit actually makes it help the YTMND.

5'd for a man writing to a woman about something car related. HA.

so... is the letter about his wife or being able to fix his bike? XD also if i were him i'd give her the boot just for giving "any" kind of attitude. a woman should stay in her place in a man's world and have no power and no say what so ever. stupid humans! when will they learn? that guy is a f*ckin pussy for falling in love. you get married to have sex, have a servant, and to have kids. that's what it says in the bible! it doesn't say anything about romance. just hard cruel love.

the correlation is "He has 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" :|

Jay-Z made this a five. Also, thanks for not wasting my time.

tl:dr

lol man's world

you sir, win. period. 5'd

Screenshot's are funny. lol.

xD For making me take the time to read something. 4

omg fav

Wow. That joke is so f*cking old. Plus all you did was put some text on a screen. This YTMND is made of fail.

too long

nice

hahaha, made me laugh out loud

if the Jay-Z was a little bit quieter I would have 5'd this

The music is too distracting. And I'm not sure this should be tiled. I'd say center it instead. But I havn't laughed so much from this site ina long time.

bit old

LOL

epic masturbation with dogs

+1

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA H I LOVE IT!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hahaha, that's good

5

I cracked up.

lols nice choice of music

So did he fix his Harley?

i dont get it

At least this guy's got his priorities straight.

Holy crap this is extremely old.

ahahaahaha

great.

"If I haven't seen it, it's new to me."

I love it.

good

1'd for spoiling harry potter in one of you comments...

i-am-bored WITH THIS SH*T

THE TWIST

Uh, how is this so highly rated? I like it when the highly rated stuff on YTMND is made for YTMND.

Seen this joke before, alas

Oh and the song is awful. Silence would be better.

lol Clever

A hero to all men.

LOL, awesome