downvoted for citing sources

wtf

Yo es dinero.

woah

5'd for accuracy, -1 for poor angle, +1 for not being a terrorist.

THE MORE YOU KNOW!

3'd for Conan

Also C*cks

In before angry christians.

lol ... for confusion?

old

Dude, times like this I wish I was a christian :P...where is my god now?

lol, sexually frustrated bible authors.

Cycle through the several biblical quotes there are that are similar in content to that. Or at least similar in size and emission. "Random!"

i've totally gotta go look that up right now...5'd when i see something like it.

More please. more

You're a moron.

It's talking about Jesus.

I knew exactly what quote this would be. You're not the only one who reads reddit and digg. But hey, thanks for posting this a week late.

Eh, it was worth a shot.

lol, bible

"Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to rememberance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses." The officail King James version. Much more tasteful.

Just because you worship porn does not mean this came from the bible...lol w/e i laughed a little on the inside

Seminal emissions.

That is f*cked up.

REALLY OLD

this is old news, I mean.. this sh*t was written thousands of years ago.

O RLY?

Perfect opportunity for "HORSEDICK"

great.. now everyone will go to find more of these

go god

Waste of space. Fail.

lollercoaster

Needs a blinking Donkey (from Shrek) face in the lower-right corner à la the Secret Nazi fad. NOW.

also, big floppy donkey c*cks.

Do you need more proof that Ezekiel rules?

the Conan music is awesome though

normally this would only be a three or four but downvoters are pricks

Am I the only sicko who looked this up?

omg, is that true

Bah if you bothered to look at the entire chapter, this would make a bit more sense... but ezekiel was a very strange prophet... God had him play army men in the dirt for 40+days, laying on his side. It's showing how defiled israel was around the time of teh syrian invasion, and nobody wanted to listen to God.... though many verses in the Bible out of context can sound quite strange such as this one...

"2006-12-13 20:49:35 Koric 1 star old" best comment ever.

HORSEDICK

ahahaha

those silly xtians

Ezekiel was on some good sh*t.

the bible is getting me hot

It basically says that the prostitute was a slut. not realy out of the ordinary. But Gotta hand it to the Diction here.

5 for upsetting all the bible thumpers..... go burn a cross or somthing f*ck heads, no one cares about your version of how you see it...

Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka Jaya He Bharat Bhagya Vidhata Punjab Sindh Gujarat Maratha Dravida Utkala Banga Vindhya Himachal Yamuna Ganga Ucchala Jaladhi Taranga Tubh Shubha Name Jage Tubh Shubha Ashisha Mange Gahe Tubh Jaya Gata Jan Gan Mangaldayak Jay He Bharat Bhagya Vidhata Jaye He ! Jaye He ! Jaye He ! Jaye,Jaye,Jaye,Jaye He

this site is filled with WIN

Now I wish I read the bible. That sounds hot.

Eh just so you all know, this person is pretty much a slut, and God pretty much condemned her to a pretty bad death by having every she slept with slaughter her, and that's a lot of people o_O

5'd for music and a slight chuckle.

Deuteronomy 23:1 No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord

Holy sh*t! 5'd for hotness. Who knew the bible could be so much fun. ;)

What damn bible are you reading from? *goes to open up his bible*

Most people never read the Bible...They miss out on so much sex, violence, and good life long lessons :D

WRONG! Ezekiel 23 19-20 "But that didn't bother her. She turned to even greater prostitution. Remembering her youth when she was a prostitute in Egypt. She lusted after lovers who attentions were gross and bestial. " You Lose! Good Day sir.

Haha damn I'm such a bible thumper :P

lol i had to go and check my bible to see if it was real and it was! thats amazing i love it

23:19 Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. 23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

SLAY THE LAMB.

Then again I may have the FCC-Regulated Bible. :/ Damn censorship.

Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka Jaya He Bharat Bhagya Vidhata Punjab Sindh Gujarat Maratha Dravida Utkala Banga Vindhya Himachal Yamuna Ganga Ucchala Jaladhi Taranga Tubh Shubha Name Jage Tubh Shubha Ashisha Mange Gahe Tubh Jaya Gata Jan Gan Mangaldayak Jay He Bharat Bhagya Vidhata Jaye He ! Jaye He ! Jaye He ! Jaye,Jaye,Jaye,Jaye He

you win

http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/?q=+Ezekiel+23%3A19-20

she just couldnt help herself

plz add bestiality image

Needs more horsedick.

Hmm, not exactly. But close. 4.

first of all, this is crap. music and a screen shot. dont hurt yourself puttin too much effort in. second, yeah i think its been mentioned before but this was on fark and digg already. thanks for rehasing it over again on another website

Such vivid imagry

HORSE DICK

Incredible.

""And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons, and of thy daughters which the LORD thy god hath given thee..." --Deuteronomy 28:53. " I'm suprised the pedo preists havn't used this one in defence yet lol

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD." --Deuteronomy 23:1." So you can't go to church without a c*ck and balls? WTF... http://www.atheists.org/christianity/guide.html

CHRISTIAN SCUM NEEDS TO GOFO LIFE

"Bah if you bothered to look at the entire chapter, this would make a bit more sense..." Bit more sense? How much more cut and dry do you get then "the whores like big dicks"? XD

jesus does not approve

http://biblestudy1.ytmnd.com/

Nice. Bible = Harlequin romance novel.

very, very, very, very, very old.

Hey I see you got yourself a fish biscut................only took the bears two hours.

Excellent choice of music!

ISLAM, JUDASIM, AND CHRISTIANITY ARE THE SAME F*CKING THINGSISLAM, JUDASIM, AND CHRISTIANITY ARE THE SAME F*CKING THINGSISLAM, JUDASIM, AND CHRISTIANITY ARE THE SAME F*CKING THINGSISLAM, JUDASIM, AND CHRISTIANITY ARE THE SAME F*CKING THINGS

lolol

list of quotes from the bible found on fark that you stole/10

Wow, I've been reading the Bible my whole life and never knew about that.

Next, do Ezekial 16:17 Dildos in the Bible!

5 for Basil Poledouris. May he rest in peace.

I already did this, but with humor.

I would 4 this if YTMND let me vote on NSFW sites

mine says whoring and paramours

Truly, the bible is one of the greatest texts ever written.

I'm Catholic...and I approve.

I'm atheist...and i approve.

UNREPESS THE BIBLE! 5'd!

Oh, and i almost forgot. Needs more Horsedick.

Kidding, angry christians? lol The bible is FULL of that kinda stuff lol. I think that may be a more liberal interperetation, (such as wordplay) but it gets the idea across. Prophets used wicked cities and countries and labeled them things such as whores, prostitutes, you name it. lol Im a religion major and I approve this message.

Ah, NOW y'all like it!

i dont know whether to 1 this, because you translated it wrong, or 5 it because its so goddamn funny...ill give you a 4 for good measure :)

ITS TRUE, I LOOKED IT UP

No, the wrong translation is the King James version. The King James version sucks... issue...

Hah, Bible's NSFW.

5'd for HORSE DICK

5'd for Conan music.

Me, The Bible... as in... you wrote it?

It's true.

lol

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,

for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Donkey dick.

God bless Ezekiel, he EASILY has the best passages (cough cough pulp fiction)

WHORES FTW

lol @ bible pr0n!!!

R.I.P Basil Poledouris