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| Site Title: | Red and White Poland Machine (VOTE 5) | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | vote5polandmachine.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | BTape | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-12-11 23:49:53 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | See Description | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | altair808 | ||||||||||
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| Description: | http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Poland - http://z3.invisionfree.com/Forgot_Poland_Army/ | ||||||||||
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| scared me at first, but i understand the meaning. 3 | ||||||
| Love YTMND, hate Poland, hate 99%ers |
-1 | |||||
| GOD I LOVE POLAND. | ||||||
| Please... just die... | ||||||
| I CAME!!!! | ||||||
| lame
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| perfect | ||||||
| Proves a lot about the new ytmnd. | ||||||
| OMG BRILLIANT | ||||||
| honest 5 | ||||||
| What the hell are you doing? Stop it. | ||||||
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| You lose, sir. | ||||||
| You bastard | ||||||
| i c wut u did thar | ||||||
| this has got to be the most effort anyone has put into a poland site ever. is this a collaborative effort? keep up the fine work |
+1 | |||||
| Good show | ||||||
| "is this a collaborative effort?" yes it was. |
+1 | |||||
| NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!-----sreeeeeeeeeeechh! | ||||||
| Yes, it was a collaborative effort. Here are the credits:
Images, Left to Right
Row 1: thaEdderz, RubilacEx, BTape, ghcghcghc, DarthWang
Row 2: mattdh12, renegade64, AegisReflector, NESer, dyslexia
Row 3: silenoz, ZeroTron, Cameraman, altair808, Canon
Row 4: BTape, NESer, DarthWang, GIVEMEREPLAY, Juiceman
Row 5: RubilacEx, AngryDriver, Cameraman, silenoz, thaEdderz |
+1 | |||||
| Darth Vader does not approve of this message. | ||||||
| fvcking 5'd | ||||||
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I suspect this is forum or vent trash. | ||||||
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| MERRY POLANDMAS | ||||||
| die | ||||||
| A WINNER IS YOU | ||||||
| And now there's TEHRTI SECENDS involved. |
+1 | |||||
| fail | ||||||
| I suspect this is forum or vent trash. | ||||||
| I suspect this is forum or vent trash. | ||||||
| I suspect this is forum or vent trash. | ||||||
| I suspect this is forum or vent trash. | ||||||
| my ears hurt. go f*ck yourself. | ||||||
| LOL | ||||||
| kill yourself! | ||||||
| BEST! | ||||||
| funny title | ||||||
| Before it was done loading, I figured that it was gonna be fake. But it was still funny anyway. | ||||||
| No, you can't do that. |
-1 | |||||
| using buzzword titles to get views? Lame. |
-1 | |||||
| POLEND! LOL'd and 5'd. Why is this nsfw though? | ||||||
| holy f*cking sh*t | ||||||
| If I could -5 this annoyance, I would. GAY/10. |
-1 | |||||
| Not loud enough. | ||||||
| This should have more then a 3.04 average... | ||||||
| POLEND | ||||||
| wow thanks for blowing my speakers f*ckhead | ||||||
| THIS IS A WORK OF ART. THIS IS SUPERIOR TO THE ORIGINAL BLUE BALL MACHINE. VOTE 55555555555 |
+1 | |||||
| There goes my speaker, again... | ||||||
| Merry Christmas | ||||||
| I guess I don't understand? | ||||||
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I suspect this is forum or vent trash. | ||||||
| I suspect this is forum or vent trash. | ||||||
| :D:D:D:D:D:D: best CHRISTMAS YTMND EVER Something about BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP brings holiday cheer And I like how the line "You just fell for the trap" is being used ALOT lately. Praise be Poland! | ||||||
| POLAND? | ||||||
| ghcghcghc is your alt | ||||||
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| 3 for your effort. -2 for the sound. | ||||||
| Did i Just get a fax into my ear hole? |
+1 | |||||
| i sponsored .30 for 30 seconds and b/c i cant afford 30 dollars | ||||||
| +2 b/c I was wrong. I did check btw, but nuttin loaded. | ||||||
| mastermind rofl | ||||||
| Well uh actually you forgot POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNDD. | ||||||
| this is really fu*ked up | ||||||
| one for ghcghcghc advertising on another comment board | ||||||
| 5 b/c I'm a-chinchilla's alt
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| and .30 for 30 nations involved | ||||||
| -1 for annoying as f*ck
-1 FTFAD
-1 for god damn you.
+2 because you cared enough to put a lot of effort into it. | ||||||
| Sorry I'm so late guys, I was busy banging Dr-Lee7 in a Santa outfit. Quick someone make a site of that!!!! |
+1 | |||||
| You forgot mcfly | ||||||
| Annoying and awesome! | ||||||
| I masturbated. No lie | ||||||
| Ugh. Why was my site's comments spammed up with this? | ||||||
| Five. | ||||||
| I'll never stop loving polend sites. I liked the Will Smith one's audio more, but the image on this one is aweshum. | ||||||
| what the hell how is this top viewed again you guys are sickos. then again I can't blame you, keira is HAWT | ||||||
| first i hated it, then i loved it.
MACFLY! | ||||||
| this fad needs to end | ||||||
| I did not enjoy this. | ||||||
| uber lame.. and why the insistant lvl 10 volume.. ug | ||||||
| 1 for ear rape. | ||||||
| How is this a YTMND? Is it the "ha! Made you click on it!" joke? I fail to even grasp how this is even proof of life let alone creativity. Hopefully you've wasted more time reading this than I lost watching it. |
-1 | |||||
| ugh headache | ||||||
| MCFLY | ||||||
| 5 for effort, -4 for auditory rape. | ||||||
| No, you can't do that. | ||||||
| Um, where's goatse? | ||||||
| 4 stars because it is terribly terrible yet made me crack up at its terriblness | ||||||
| ... | ||||||
| Everyone should donate 30 cents to this. | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| can someone please message me explaining this. ive tried but i just dont get it | ||||||
| Annoying = auto 1 | ||||||
| I love the sound | ||||||
| I hate you | ||||||
| I suspect this is forum or vent trash | ||||||
| um. ... .. .. ok
My ears are now bleeding. | ||||||
| +5 for WRYYYYYYYYY. -1 forraping my eardrums. | ||||||
| You Lose. Good Day Sir. | ||||||
| You are nuts! | ||||||
| Worst bullcrap ever. It's always interesting to see how people collaborate to take a sh*t on the internet. | ||||||
| +5 for randomness. -4 for blue balls (and not the ones on the screen ass). | ||||||
| Make the sound less annoying and then it will be better. The sound was too damn annoying to give it anything above average. | ||||||
| Beautiful | ||||||
| lame | ||||||
| ADSPJFDASPXIOC+VèWIERPèQWIEIQèOPVISCOIV+PZXICV+èWERòQWEKLR+OPèICXBV+IXC+VèIJEòQWJE+PQWJE+QWQWEQWEQWE
...........TEKSOQPWPERPWOEP. | ||||||
| 5 | ||||||
| hahahahaha | ||||||
| Greatest YTMND in all history, wait no, greatest thing created by humans in all history. | ||||||
| YOU FORGOT POLAND! | ||||||
| Max should run a script banning anyone who 1d this. | ||||||
| ****Everyone should donate 30 cents to this*****
We should also donate 30 cents to ur mom, so she can get out of the hospital and get raped all over again | ||||||
| You're an asshat. | ||||||
| You're awesome. | ||||||
| NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| this is the most addicting ytmnd ever | ||||||
| MCFLYYYYY!!!! | ||||||
| rofl. | ||||||
| No. | ||||||
| Yes. | ||||||
| f*cking retarded. horrible loud distorted meaningless volume. you should be banned for this. |
-1 | |||||
| Who un-NSFW'd this? | ||||||
| my soul hurts.... | ||||||
| double true | ||||||
| i wanna know how i know that said vote 5 or die | ||||||
| VOAT = 5. POLEND = REMEMBERED. | ||||||
| I'M JON MCFLYVEERRRRR AND IM REPOARTING FOUR %%%%%TY | ||||||
| okay so I loaded this at work without thinking, took a while to load and BLAST it comes out over the speakers. I now 'get it'. 5'd. | ||||||
| SO AWESOME | ||||||
| OH MAN GOD AWFULL NOISE!!!! | ||||||
| omg five | ||||||
| Brilliant. | ||||||
| LOLOLOOOLOL FAVED!!! HOLY CRAP 5VED!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| I like this kind of psuedo-Poland thing, to be honest. | ||||||
| This YTMND is every other YTMND combined into one hideous domain. | ||||||
| fail | ||||||
| YOU REMEMBRD POLEND! VOET %! | ||||||
| OMFG... this is a masterpiece; I had my speakers really loud while I was waiting for it to load and I nearly sh*t myself | ||||||
| When these "ha ha you thought you were getting a naked girl WAIT LOUD SOUND" things get the top 10, you KNOW YTMND is going down the f*cking sh*tter. You don't even get a 1, this sucks so badly. This makes me incredibly depressed for how YTMND has become. | ||||||
| lol only reason i'm 5ing this is because it actualy made me smile (after turning my speakers down that is) | ||||||
| MUST...VOTE...FIVE... | ||||||
| ROFL | ||||||
| i loffed as soon as i saw that damn url on the nsfw screen. epic win | ||||||
| oww my ears. my precious ears | ||||||
| annoying as f*ck | ||||||
| VOAT 5 FOR POLEND!1 | ||||||
| this is awful, f*ck you | ||||||
| OMFG I WAS SO HIGH WHEN I SAW THIS 555555 | ||||||
| gay | ||||||
| Thank God for keywords. | ||||||
| Ear rapage = downvote. Begging for 5s = downvote. You pretty much suck at life. :( | ||||||
| I love how that one guy ignored the general concept and made that John Kerry octopus thing. |
+1 | |||||
| you people should be banned for excessively loud sh*t :P its like 2x the volume of any other site | ||||||
| I don't care what anyone says. I love stupid sh*t like this. | ||||||
| DR-L337 banged your sister, lawl lawl | ||||||
| good job ruining the blueballmachine | ||||||
| ear rapage gah | ||||||
| ow | ||||||
| All of these guys don't know what quality is. F*ckers. | ||||||
| that is some ultimate poland action. | ||||||
| I don't know | ||||||
| awesome | ||||||
| Why is this only a 2.95? | ||||||
| well done, but 3 for making my ears bleed | ||||||
| This is the stupidest thing ever | ||||||
| lol, ear rape | ||||||
| i just had a seizure | ||||||
| high quality polanding | ||||||
| Phail | ||||||
| Oh what sweet image my eyes behold! | ||||||
| Remind me not to date her.... | ||||||
| so bizzare...WIN | ||||||
| If my speakers hadn't been cranked down before clicking this I would have been pissed. 4 for the madness and sweet machine. | ||||||
| 55 because i definitely heard i h8 yuo myg0t in there | ||||||
| you just fell for the trap | ||||||
| here's your 5. not. | ||||||
| retarded | ||||||
| POLAND DOES JUSTICE | ||||||
| why dont you change title back now? | ||||||
| I voated five! | ||||||
| To everyone who voted 5 on this: Format your hard drive, throw your computer in the trash and never come back on the internet. | ||||||
| Obvious trap, bad audio, stupid picture. | ||||||
| stupid, unoriginal, not funny, and bad. | ||||||
| This sucks. NO STARS! GTFO furf*g. | ||||||
| vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom | ||||||
| dnalop togrof eh yllautca llew | ||||||
| the first poland thing was funny, this is just a combination of garbage | ||||||
| Poland says your fad is weak | ||||||
| die | ||||||
| crap | ||||||
| Hahaha look at all the offended nerds who were looking for porn. It's on the top viewed, that figures. | ||||||
| Spicy hot lamby nipple chops with minty pickled sour sauce | ||||||
| Thank you for sh*tting in my ears like nearly every other Poland ytmnd. | ||||||
| poland | ||||||
| Nicely made, but it's annoying... AND MOTHER F*CKING GOD F*CKING *SS GOD *SS BLOWING MOTHER F*CKING DAMNIT
I wanted to see Keira Knightley | ||||||
| yeah thanks for getting me all excited! | ||||||
| ... | ||||||
| This fad is made of FAIL. | ||||||
| You forgot Poland. | ||||||
| lol, Donation | ||||||
| the sad part about this is it was diabolically well thought out, i weep for the way you spend your free time | ||||||
| lol, kassius approves porobobly | ||||||
| xystance make sites so i can upvote them | ||||||
| Yeah... I've been meaning to make sites for a while, but when it came down to it, they just weren't that funny... :) So no bones about it, I don't make my own sites 'cause they'd fail. Instead I figure every ytmnd that gets me laughing hilariously from now until Christmas is going to get a donation. | ||||||
| I think im going to cry. Here, have 4 stars for that achievement. | ||||||
| This is what Christmas is about. | ||||||
| Voated five i did i did. | ||||||
| Possibly the loudest 935 noises I've ever heard. Ever. | ||||||
| It's good, but could benefit from a little more "YEEEAAAGH!!" | ||||||
| 5d for MCFLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! | ||||||
| yay | ||||||
| 5.555... | ||||||
| This really started to make my ears feel uncomfortable. I wanted to continue listening but right after the "NNOOOO" things got to the point where I feel something dripping from my ears. | ||||||
| The sound made me find your address and now I will murder you. | ||||||
| HOLY FUUUUUUCK! | ||||||
| Oh God MY EARS THEY BEEN RAPED!!!!!!!!!111 | ||||||
| sweet, thanks for the donations guys | ||||||
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| % | ||||||
| It's funny, everybody is claiming that this rapes their ears, but it doesn't bother me at all. I guess as an FPA'er, I've built up an immunity to ear rape. | ||||||
| Downvoters of this site make Ewa Sonnet (of Poland)* cry. *and Alexander Kwasniewski (of Polend) too | ||||||
| Brilliant | ||||||
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| omg i forgot poland i mean a five | ||||||
| I don't mind joke YTs, but I'm sick of YTs that try to blow out my eardrums and my speakers. I liked the Khan fad too, so it's not that I have a problem with volume, but this sh*t is getting shidickulous. | ||||||
| "It's funny, everybody is claiming that this rapes their ears, but it
doesn't bother me at all. I guess as an FPA'er, I've built up an immunity
to ear rape." yeah me too, loud sound seems normal to me now. | ||||||
| id vote 10 but it only lets me vote 5 :( | ||||||
| guys every time I think I've really built up a tolerance to loud noises I always go to the first forgot poland site and I remember: http://vote5polanddance.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| who didn't see this coming? this joke is old | ||||||
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| Incredible edit. | ||||||
| Needs more ear rape. | ||||||
| go kill yourself f*g. | ||||||
| Fail. | ||||||
| Why did the mods dub this to be NSFW? | ||||||
| EH? | ||||||
| I was actually hoping for that. | ||||||
| Whenever I see a 1-star comment sided with some rage, it makes me smile knowing that person got polOWNED! |
+1 | |||||
| wtf is that? | ||||||
| OH. GOD. MY ASS. | ||||||
| ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POLAND ACTUALLY HE FORGOT | ||||||
| NEEDZ MOAR POLEND | ||||||
| :( | ||||||
| one of the best earrapes ever | ||||||
| WTF | ||||||
| Poland YTMNDs suck. |
-1 | |||||
| 5'd for pure brilliance. | ||||||
| one of the better polands |
+1 | |||||
| "Did i Just get a fax into my ear hole?" Has to be one of the funniest comments I've ever read. Hopefully more non-tards will start VOTE5ing so the rating can be closer to the one it truly deserves. |
+1 | |||||
