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Site Title: Red and White Poland Machine (VOTE 5)
Site Domain: vote5polandmachine.ytmnd.com
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Created on: 2006-12-11 23:49:53
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Description: http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Poland - http://z3.invisionfree.com/Forgot_Poland_Army/
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2006-12-11 23:51:32
 
We out did ourselves.
+3
 
2007-03-27 16:36:16
 
I probably should've gotten my vote in somewhere aboooooout here.
+1
 
2007-05-02 00:58:45
 
dfjd fjkdfkj
+1
 
 
 
2007-05-02 07:33:43
 
I'm over 18 and I made this in December.
+1
 
2007-05-02 09:12:23
 
sh*t
-7
 
2007-05-02 09:38:39
 
"I'm over 18 and I made this in December." I don't think any of that matters. You've done some great stuff, and this one is just plain old disappointing.
-7
 
2007-05-02 09:49:17
 
I hate to spoil it... parody.
 
2007-05-02 10:23:41
 
this is a f*cking masterpiece.
+3
 
2007-05-02 12:32:25
 
somebodies ear drums got blown out
+4
 
2007-07-30 16:28:36
 
I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!
+1
 
2008-04-07 16:31:27
 
how's this below 3
2006-12-11 23:51:40
 
5
+2
2006-12-11 23:53:23
 
Better than the real blueball machine.
+3
2006-12-11 23:54:42
 
COME ON GUYS! STAY THE COURS AND VOTE 5
+2
2006-12-11 23:54:48
 
omg
+2
2006-12-11 23:55:32
 
annoying.
2006-12-11 23:55:35
 
You're cool.
+2
2006-12-11 23:55:51
 
5'd
+2
2006-12-11 23:56:04
 
God, my ears...
+4
2006-12-11 23:57:32
 
ATTN EVERYBODY: Vote 5 with all of your alt accounts
+1
2006-12-11 23:57:40
 
wtf
+4
2006-12-11 23:57:44
 
lol, i lost me hearing.
+1
2006-12-11 23:57:51
 
Awesome
+1
2006-12-12 00:00:20
 
ya so ya
+2
2006-12-12 00:00:47
 
THIS IS F*CKING BEAUTIFUL
+1
2006-12-12 00:01:24
 
YAY VOAT 5... Or Die.
+2
2006-12-12 00:01:43
 
I'll make you lose your hearing anytime, chelsea.
+3
2006-12-12 00:02:21
 
Owww my ears... 5'd
2006-12-12 00:07:39
 
grand coalition
+1
2006-12-12 00:08:14
 
god. damn.
2006-12-12 00:09:02
 
i'm in love with poland.
2006-12-12 00:09:17
 
I was expecting porn, but I got poeldn. Win.
+1
2006-12-12 00:10:25
 
5'd for Keira.
+1
2006-12-12 00:11:09
 
For those looking for Kiera Knightley, she's in my square. She looks much better when inverted.
+1
2006-12-12 00:12:15
 
this reminds me of StarvingBum's sites: http://www.ytmnd.com/users/StarvingBum
+1
2006-12-12 00:12:18
 
If anyone is wondering why it's on the Holiday list, it's because Joahn Kharie is wearing a santa hat.
+1
2006-12-12 00:12:46
 
I'm f*cking scared now...
+2
2006-12-12 00:12:51
 
6'd
+1
2006-12-12 00:15:44
 
hay wares naked chix that gave me blu balls 4 reel
+2
2006-12-12 00:17:18
 
Jon Cherry
+1
2006-12-12 00:17:40
 
I think this needs to stop.
-2
2006-12-12 00:18:30
 
This is the worst fad ever.
+1
2006-12-12 00:19:02
 
More like best^
+1
2006-12-12 00:19:05
 
Yes this voating 2 business needs to stop I agree. So voet 5 Arch-Stanton.
+1
2006-12-12 00:24:50
 
+1
2006-12-12 00:26:06
 
Title needs to be in caps
+2
2006-12-12 00:26:29
 
I suspect this is forum or vent trash.
+1
2006-12-12 00:32:59
 
this is gold
2006-12-12 00:39:30
 
I want my ears back.
2006-12-12 00:44:11
 
five for the time u wasted
2006-12-12 00:47:43
 
nice tits
2006-12-12 00:47:52
 
I hate you asstards
2006-12-12 00:48:52
 
I LIKE THIS ALOT.
2006-12-12 00:49:31
 
30 seconds.
2006-12-12 00:50:16
 
I suspect this is forum or vent trash. I suspect this is forum or vent trash. I suspect this is forum or vent trash. I suspect this is forum or vent trash. I suspect this is forum or vent trash. I suspect this is forum or vent trash. I suspect this is forum or vent trash. I suspect this is forum or vent trash. I suspect this is forum or vent trash. I suspect this is forum or vent trash. I suspect this is forum or vent trash. I suspect this is forum or vent trash. I suspect this is forum or vent trash. I sv
2006-12-12 00:51:03
 
Oh! Fav'd!
2006-12-12 01:08:16
 
ABSOLUTELY TOP TIER
+1
2006-12-12 01:09:09
 
BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER
2006-12-12 01:12:22
 
Kiera Knightley Exposes Herself In Santa Outfit Kiera Knightley Exposes Herself In Santa Outfit Kiera Knightley Exposes Herself In Santa Outfit Kiera Knightley Exposes Herself In Santa Outfit Kiera Knightley Exposes Herself In Santa Outfit Kiera Knightley Exposes Herself In Santa Outfit Kiera Knightley Exposes Herself In Santa Outfit Kiera Knightley Exposes Herself In Santa Outfit Kiera Knightley Exposes Herself In Santa Outfit Kiera Knightley Exposes Herself In Santa Outfit Kiera Knightley Exposes Herself
+1
2006-12-12 01:17:01
 
Sorry I'm late
2006-12-12 01:23:07
 
Best. Poland. EVER.
2006-12-12 01:29:30
 
I'm proud to have contributed to this masterpiece
2006-12-12 01:38:43
 
nsfw!? you Phail.
2006-12-12 01:41:03
 
making loud ytmnds is an art form.
2006-12-12 01:59:45
 
You blew my ears out. Therefore, you get a 5.
2006-12-12 02:08:17
 
my brain almost a sploded.
2006-12-12 02:14:17
 
We're so cool.
2006-12-12 02:19:57
 
ACTUALLY HE FORGOT POOOOOOOOOOOOOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST FELL FOR THE TRAP
-1
2006-12-12 02:20:15
 
I like it when the part of my head within my temples hurts. Oh no wait... I hate that. 1.
 
2007-05-02 05:34:49
 
could not agree more, terrible
 
2007-05-02 05:52:22
 
LOL!
+1
 
2007-05-02 09:38:50
 
Look at me! Look! HAhahahah! I can't change my vote, this is too awesome.
 
2007-05-02 09:41:00
 
In all seriousness, this site owns me.
2006-12-12 02:20:19
 
gj
2006-12-12 02:57:04
 
It was 2 am when I saw this and my volume was nearly on full(wearing headphones btw), Scared the sh*t out of me.
2006-12-12 03:10:58
 
who the f*ck NWSed this
+3
2006-12-12 03:15:20
 
Too obvious.
2006-12-12 03:23:45
 
vote or die?
2006-12-12 03:31:50
 
Die.
2006-12-12 03:36:19
 
F*ck this poland fad
2006-12-12 03:36:46
 
NEEDS BIGGER LETTARS
2006-12-12 03:48:39
 
this is what ytmnd is all about
2006-12-12 04:06:44
 
You destroyed my boner.
2006-12-12 04:31:59
 
no good
2006-12-12 04:45:50
 
WHERES MY F*CKING MOUSE CURSOR U HOMOS
2006-12-12 05:16:50
 
Site delivers.
2006-12-12 05:24:56
 
Kudos for friend society at the end.
2006-12-12 05:48:35
 
fail
-1
2006-12-12 06:57:45
 
:( Ouch my ears...
2006-12-12 07:18:42
 
YAY! This is up there with the poland football season site hax :D
2006-12-12 07:19:18
 
I normally 1 and go into rage with these sites, but since this is Christmas, I'll be a nice guy and give you a 5...even it's stupid.
2006-12-12 07:22:13
 
So original man. I mean, sh*t, who would have thought it would have been something other than what it claimed to be??! That's f*cking brilliant! HAHA!!! SO FUNNY MAN OMFG I HOPE YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES DIE HORRIBLY IN A F*CKING FIERY CAR CRASH! Seriously man, this sh*t isn't funny anymore. If it ever was...
-1
2006-12-12 07:45:26
 
Die
+2
2006-12-12 07:49:36
 
Good lord this turned out awesome.
2006-12-12 07:54:05
 
I suspect this is forum or vent trash.
2006-12-12 07:59:33
 
poland sites hurt my ears :(
2006-12-12 08:08:06
 
1 for no kiera
2006-12-12 08:12:23
 
holy sweet jesus f*ck
2006-12-12 08:16:30
 
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP, IS POLEND IN YOUR CUP
2006-12-12 08:19:29
 
Also, whats the point in linking to the FPA forums when registration is closed and you have to be logged in to see the board?
2006-12-12 08:20:32
 
Ehh, nevermind.. i c wut u did thar
2006-12-12 08:21:28
 
My head did not need that trainwreck. 5'd.
2006-12-12 08:26:19
 
Wtf is this bullsh*t there's nothing funny here at all. Please delete your site.
2006-12-12 08:58:07
 
POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POLAND!POPOLAND!
2006-12-12 08:58:42
 
brilliant!
2006-12-12 09:05:39
 
Classic
2006-12-12 09:12:33
 
That was a good trap.
2006-12-12 09:46:09
 
She's looking good.
2006-12-12 09:48:54
 
You most certainly did NOT forget poland. :]
2006-12-12 09:49:53
 
a magnificient orgy or excess
2006-12-12 09:51:13
 
OMFG...
2006-12-12 09:52:57
 
lol!
2006-12-12 09:59:46
 
Best loud YTMND ever.
2006-12-12 10:03:50
 
Nobody likes you.
2006-12-12 10:12:05
 
I seriously don't see why people think that this is funny.
2006-12-12 10:13:08
 
Polend turns John Kerry into Khaan. There is way more editing here than most people would probably be willing to admit. Excellence.
+1
2006-12-12 10:24:26
 
THIS ISN'T A F*CKING PORN SITE, so it gets a 5 for polend.
2006-12-12 10:25:01
 
That is, it would get a 5 if ytmnd wasn't broken when it comes to NSFW voting.
2006-12-12 10:26:18
 
^Just open the page in a new window,then vote 5.
2006-12-12 10:31:22
 
My ears, oh god my ears.
2006-12-12 10:49:31
 
terrible.
2006-12-12 10:54:07
 
5 for howard dean heads
2006-12-12 10:59:19
 
599'd
2006-12-12 11:04:30
 
Polend
2006-12-12 11:11:07
 
F*cking poland forgetters.
2006-12-12 11:23:32
 
Don't drop me like that, daddy.
2006-12-12 11:40:54
 
lool
2006-12-12 11:44:28
 
this is the best poland yet
2006-12-12 11:47:44
 
I came for the womanz, I stayed for teh lulz!
2006-12-12 11:50:52
 
Ow my ears XP. Pooooooooooolaaaaaaaaand.
2006-12-12 12:02:24
 
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
2006-12-12 12:03:31
 
mint
2006-12-12 12:04:49
 
I saw the url before it finished loading you loser.
2006-12-12 12:07:26
 
BYAH!
2006-12-12 12:08:19
 
5'd for respecting the MCFRY sound
2006-12-12 12:15:46
 
2006-12-12 12:15:54
 
I hate you and I hate this, but we're gonna stay the course.
2006-12-12 12:19:03
 
Not the greatest poland site ever, but 4'd for all the individual sections
2006-12-12 12:20:18
 
epic
2006-12-12 12:21:41
 
Epic.
2006-12-12 12:26:55
 
WHAT THE SH*T DID YOU DO TO MY BRAIN. FIVE FOR YOU SIR.
2006-12-12 12:30:28
 
wow
2006-12-12 12:33:47
 
TEASE. :'(
2006-12-12 12:35:01
 
My poor speakers. :/
2006-12-12 12:36:13
 
Haha, I got WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
2006-12-12 12:42:51
 
Outstanding, gentlemen. I especially love the three armed Kerry.
2006-12-12 12:55:00
 
no integrity
2006-12-12 13:06:04
 
if you look closely you can see keira knightley next to the dean heads
2006-12-12 13:10:46
 
Ear Rape = 1
2006-12-12 13:26:25
 
p(o)w(la)nt
2006-12-12 13:29:40
 
WHAT THE FREAKING SH*T IS THIS?
2006-12-12 13:30:25
 
ow
2006-12-12 13:32:32
 
It honestly wouldnt suck so much if the sound wasn't so damn obnoxious.
2006-12-12 13:36:56
 
Awesome...all my fives
2006-12-12 13:40:04
 
wow.. the amount of time taken to make an absolutely horrible YTMND
2006-12-12 13:46:39
 
poo on you
2006-12-12 13:47:03
 
totally original. I was so surpised.
2006-12-12 13:48:21
 
This is doing very well!
2006-12-12 13:51:20
 
http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks.php?r=39387
2006-12-12 14:01:21
 
boo
2006-12-12 14:02:30
 
Thos are some nice breasts.
2006-12-12 14:05:30
 
best titties ever!
2006-12-12 14:08:01
 
i am so f*cking sick of earrape
2006-12-12 14:08:49
 
f*ck. epic.
2006-12-12 14:08:58
 
BELIEVE IT OR NOT JOHN CERRIES NOT HOME LEAVE A POLAND AT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
2006-12-12 14:11:20
 
BEAUTIFUL
2006-12-12 14:16:45
 
You just seriously f*cked up my ears and my brain -2 Turning the classic blue ball machine into something this retarded, -10
2006-12-12 14:18:49
 
ITS A TRAP!! good gif..loudyntmnds suck though
2006-12-12 14:24:59
 
Fair enough, the image is half decent. But this as a whole is very poor.
2006-12-12 14:25:56
 
also c*cks
2006-12-12 14:28:14
 
VOAT5 THE COERCE PLZKTHX
2006-12-12 14:29:18
 
you forgot al gore!
2006-12-12 14:29:27
 
Anyone who 1's this is a f*ggot.
+1
2006-12-12 14:29:35
 
WHY WON'T IT LET ME VOAT%%??????
+1
2006-12-12 14:32:12
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOIDHPOIUHG)*(T&)*D)_*&^#_(*_(*$Y&^_(GD
2006-12-12 14:33:17
 
2006-12-12 14:34:57
 
well, actually, you just feel for the trap. VOAT % FOR POLEEEEND
2006-12-12 15:01:11
 
Traps for the lose.
2006-12-12 15:08:32
 
you destroyed my 900 watt sound system and left me blind deth and dumb
2006-12-12 15:27:45
 
My speakers a busted thanks to you. thanks as*h*le
2006-12-12 15:30:21
 
What a delightful mindf*ck!
2006-12-12 15:31:00
 
You didn't forget polend
2006-12-12 15:31:33
 
but ruined my speakers.. But you remembered polend.
2006-12-12 15:38:15
 
This YTMND DELIVERS!
2006-12-12 15:43:31
 
queeer
2006-12-12 15:47:11
 
lol
2006-12-12 15:57:01
 
lol
2006-12-12 15:59:10
 
i dont get it? is it bigger then a bread box?
2006-12-12 16:03:55
 
DAMMIT I wanted to see her tits
2006-12-12 16:05:27
 
,,|,,
+1
2006-12-12 16:11:16
 
f*ckin sh*t
2006-12-12 16:11:41
 
I are voted 5's!
2006-12-12 16:18:15
 
This is the worst thing in every possible way.
-1
2006-12-12 16:21:01
 
You mean the best site ever made in every possible way^
2006-12-12 16:25:03
 
I felll for the trap!
2006-12-12 16:26:53
 
Normally I dont like poland YTMNDs.... and this is no exception.
2006-12-12 16:28:24
 
Logged in to 1 this.
2006-12-12 16:36:28
 
loo, on top viewed, apparently a lot of peopel wanna see her bewbs
2006-12-12 16:38:12
 
dumb
2006-12-12 16:38:58
 
OMG MY SPEAKARS ARE TEH BROKE
2006-12-12 16:41:12
 
HOT.
2006-12-12 16:51:19
 
most annoying thing ever
2006-12-12 16:56:00
 
I heart your sh*t so much
2006-12-12 17:04:18
 
5 stars from me to you
2006-12-12 17:07:04
 
Well... that was dumb.
2006-12-12 17:14:18
 
maybe you're dumb!
2006-12-12 17:21:02
 
you fail. i dont care if i die for not 5ing teh site.
2006-12-12 17:23:11
 
Just in case anyone wants to know, the two sections I made are the ones with Ted Stevens and the series of tubes, and the one that flips sideways and upside - down and then randomly changes colors.
2006-12-12 17:28:30
 
2006-12-12 17:30:21
 
i muted my speakers when i saw the URL. but i still LOL'd at the image.
2006-12-12 17:30:34
 
i hate the fact that you fooled me, but this was great
2006-12-12 17:36:27
 
This is why I don't come to YTMND anymore
2006-12-12 17:43:57
 
This is the awesomest thing ever
2006-12-12 17:48:23
 
BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER BEST YTMND EVER
2006-12-12 17:52:23
 
Is it an unwritten rule about Polend sites that the sound has to blow out your speakers?
2006-12-12 17:54:51
 
yes my ears!
2006-12-12 18:03:21
 
2006-12-12 18:15:38
 
No, it's a written rule: http://vote5polandfundamentals.ytmnd.com/
2006-12-12 18:17:15
 
my mind just exploded
2006-12-12 18:26:47
 
P*lend win!
2006-12-12 18:39:05
 
This is so stupid.
2006-12-12 18:44:21
 
F*CKING AMAZING BEST SITE EVER
2006-12-12 18:44:56
 
damn near killed me
2006-12-12 18:54:15
 
You are an hero
2006-12-12 18:55:45
 
2006-12-12 19:25:18
 
MY EARS WHY
2006-12-12 19:35:37
 
Perfection.
2006-12-12 19:45:05
 
Not only is this one of the most immature things to do.. it's Keira, dude, who DOESN'T wanna see her in a santa outfit? I would five this, but.. my computer's a f*cking retard. Imagine a five on this. xD
2006-12-12 19:46:56
 
There is a five. o.o' Nice. XD
2006-12-12 19:47:24
 
where's Keira Knightley ?
2006-12-12 20:04:12
 
I suspect this is forum or vent trash.
2006-12-12 20:08:20
 
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
2006-12-12 20:09:11
 
very annoying and my ears are bleeding
2006-12-12 20:11:16
 
And this is a perfect example why i stated that ytmnd has lost it's essence and will be just another boring site come 2007.
2006-12-12 20:16:45
 
LOL UR SOOOOO SILLY!!!!
2006-12-12 20:17:25
 
Im confused is this suppose to contain some sort of politcal message.
2006-12-12 20:22:36
 
F*cking annoying.
2006-12-12 20:24:11
 
Congration, you remembered Poland!
2006-12-12 20:29:09
 
I like black people.
2006-12-12 20:31:49
 
Someone kill me
2006-12-12 20:31:51
 
haha
2006-12-12 20:32:26
 
5'd FOR POLAND!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-12 20:32:27
 
hot
2006-12-12 20:35:47
 
2006-12-12 20:44:20
 
POLAND-FIRST TO FIGHT.
2006-12-12 20:45:28
 
holy crap. NOW WE NEED TO MAKE A DR-L337 MACHINE OLOLOLLLOOO
+1
2006-12-12 20:52:06
 
Danny Elfman would be f*cking proud of you. You're going straight to heaven
+1
2006-12-12 20:54:07
 
omg my ears...
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