Parody. Joke. Sarcasm.

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I dropped it in my trombone

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http://ytmnd.com/users/f--k http://ytmnd.com/users/marktehpanda http://ytmnd.com/users/Dr-Gr33nscr33n http://ytmnd.com/users/biggator5

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^f*ggot with self-upvoting alts, that is.

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^f*ggot with self-upvoting alts. also he puts mayo on his c*ck to get blow jobs from his dog.

Hall Of Fame in 10 minutes

PYEK

It'll take you ten minutes to listen to the whole thing.

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lol

Please mock and ridicule me. Shun me from society.

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Fine, 11 minutes.

He takes his wife and children daily. /:3

oh just to let you know i stopped listening after that part.

It's actually pretty funny, but in a totally retarded way. Not a radio station morning show douchebag kind of prank. These guys are just ultramegastupidodd. They have a website now, but this is from an old collection of cassettes they used to trade.

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LOL. Tae Kwon Do over the phone ftw

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teksoqp!!!

PARODY

I listened to the entire thing. Pretty funny.

Im drunk and this is the cure for hangover...

So...this is a really crappy scam to steal your visa number?

but dude... you get an award!

LOL!! First it's "parochial nimrod," then "ramrod," then "rimrod"?!?! Hilarious! Opened the site profile in a new tab and still listening. "Rhinoceros dickrod?!" This is great. And feedback two phones next to each other. And this guy STILL wants the credit card number! Obvious 5.

Only 3,731,578 more site views to go to break the record!!!

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this was rLy good

hahahahahahaha

Take her down boy. Take her down.

I'll 5 this if that was you on the phone (either end).

GARY COLEMAN?

nimrod

So insane it's hilarious.

GIVE ME YOUR VISA!!!! READ ME THE LONG NUMBER THAT BEGINS WITH A 4!!!!!!!!!!!

my nimrods broke : he should be greatful for his

Freaking awesome

TOTALLY worth listening to the whole thing, the guys are really ultramegastupidodd, he wasn't kidding.

start linking to this ytmnd.

I love how he kept asking for the Visa number even after asking if he'd had his medication that day. XD

needs moar teksoqp

You f*ckin rock. Seriously. I'm a phone solicitor myself and if this happened to me it would totally make my day. Thanks.

this is the funniest f*cking thing I have ever encountered on theinternet I swear I swear I mean it I cried

Start emailing this to all your aunts and uncles.

They's ded.

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Wow.

~~,{->ttweuehuehuehueh":

That guy sounds like Steven Wright.

Wikipedia says the person is anonymous, but that seriously sounds like Steven Wright oO.

Okay then start emailing it to all those people you went to summer camp with but don't really want to talk to... spread the loves.

oh jesus

They're anonymous because they'd probably get killed if the people they call ever found out who they are for real. They perform live sometimes, but always in weird secret ways with costumes and stuff. But they get people so incredibly mad at them. If you can find it, you have to hear the "rope" call. It's just about the funniest thing I've ever heard.

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Heh.

HTPAT and that Verizon thing must die! I think we are going to lose another spot with that Verizon crap too.

You can hear the guy trying not to crack up over the phone.

ok, I just finished listening. I feel like I was fellated upon.

you just can't fake drunkenness. A to Zinc.

five-ass! five-ass!

thanks.

nice try to copy mastersitsu..but this just plain blows

^ What?! Do you mean State-Of-Mind? Or are you just totally cracked?

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*** State-of-mind not mastersitsu... too sleepy...

i'll give u 2 more stars for being tired.

I don't care about the one, I'm just a stickler for the [unfunny] Truth.

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jesus christ he just doesnt give up

Parochial nimrod/ramrod/rimrod...or rhinoceros dickrod...oh man, this is epic.

5'd for not being a dick to me when you could have.

Yo, shut the f*ck up, Chico man...teksoqp...

rofl ok it gets funny after the text.

I do want to make it clear to everyone that I in no way take credit for the masterful comedy unleashed across the phonelines of America by LPC. I merely made this to prove a point about the HTPAT, the Verizon site, and that damn crazy lady/telemarketer site from this summer. It was a pain in the ass, though, to transcribe the drunkfunny gibberish (now with Christmas theme, if you haven't seen it lately).

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i love it

teksoqp

Gary Coleman redicular giraffe ramrod!

I came to this site through the comment you made on the Verizon site. Nice parody/mockery.

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I love how the telemarketer gets all pissed off and is like "If you don't want it, just say so! This is a long-distance call that we're paying for!"

ridicular buttrod

I dropped it in my xylophone

this sh*t is AMAZING. I love how the prankmarketer gets all pee ohed and the guy with the xylophone doesn't even care

If this doesnt get top viewed for a few months, YTMND is over.

lol now this is funny

Holy sh*t gr33nscr33n on the U&C

BIDS ANWHO AND FIVE?

So true

LOL scammer got owned

If this doesnt get top viewed for a few months, YTMND is not teksoqp.

I can accommodate you there, sir.

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

I've already linked this to 50 myspace pages.

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parochial nimrod. hahahaqhahahaahhahahaha. HOF this max.

what i need is the long number that begins with a 4. rhinoscerous dickrod. go grab your visa. wow that guy is a douche, if that guy was really insane.....................dfakjldjf;akdlfj; dsflkja;dlfj lk dslkjfa;ld RACIST!

Didnt even want to listen to it after 15 seconds, but I'll take your word(s) for it, in that its a biting jab at aforementioned impenitrable "uber-view" sites.

2 favorites in a row for you, f*cking outstanding

HoF and top viewed in 12 mins... also thanks for this

Top viewed here we come!

Pranking Telemarketers isn't quite funny anymore. It seems almost... cruel. :|

&&everything that has to do with 'telemarketing' is boring.

I'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO TURN DOWN THESE WONDERFUL PRIZES I'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO TURN DOWN THESE WONDERFUL PRIZES I'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO TURN DOWN THESE WONDERFUL PRIZES I'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO TURN DOWN THESE WONDERFUL PRIZES I'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO TURN DOWN THESE WONDERFUL PRIZES I'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO TURN DOWN THESE WONDERFUL PRIZES I'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO TURN DOWN THESE WONDERFUL PRIZES I'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO TURN DOWN THESE WONDERFUL PRIZES I'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO TURN DOWN THESE WONDERFUL PRIZES

hahahha

he had it all wrong, it's a bananular rod stewart rod

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1032775

omgawesome

I dropped it in my xylophone.

AT LEAST THIS ISNT F*CKING EXCRUCIATINGLY USELESS, YOU GORILLA C*CKSUCKING CONTEST PARTICIPANT SALAD TOSSER WE KNOW THAT YOU POSESS THE ABILITY TO FIND SOME SH*T ON THE INTERNET AND UPLOAD IT ON A RETARDED SITE REST ASSURED WE'RE NOT IMPRESSED FOOL, BTW, GOOD JOB ON HAVING 10 0000 BILLION SITES WITH A RATING OF 3, I'M SURE IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NUTHIN TO DO WITH SUCKING OFF EVERYONE TO VOTE A REASONABLY GOOD RATING ON YOUR SITES OUT OF PITY AND STEALTH DOWNVOTING, GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE

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"do you have any clue how ridiculous you sound?" "well thats not very nice"

Golden! This wins

TEKSOQP?

lol @ thePlease! Yes, yes, my sites all suck, or involve esoteric jokes, or arty bullsh*t. But just to clear it up for you (as I forgot to include HITLER + RELAXING SETTINGS) I didn't find this on the internet. I've had it for years, since before even the Jerky Boys sh*t, which isn't funny. I posted this because I'm sick of unfunny or slightly telemarketer crap getting huge views when the morning shows they came from are bad enough. This guy, however is f*cking hilarious.

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i just hurt my face laughing!

Oh my God... This killed me. This is the greatest YTMND ever.

SPECIAL TIME RELEASE FORMULA

Can someone with 1337 skillz edit this down so that I can use "I'd have to be crazy to turn down these fabulous prizes" as a ringtone? I'm going to refresh this YTMND all day... GOLD, pure comedy gold. TEKSOSOP

A MICROWAVE OVEN

46 INCHES IS BIG SCREEN LOLOLOLOLO

win

Rhinoceros dick rod.

f*ckin weird and funny, i think?

part 1 of an LPC transcription project: xocmusic.com/lpc1.html I got a corrected copy back from the man himself, but I can't figure out what's different.

NEDM and Happycat on p. 1

secret nazi nedm

tesqop

"This is a long-distance call and we ARE paying for it!"

BREAK TEH RECORDZ

Yeah...that was actual pretty f*cking funny. I'll admit I downvote most telemarketer sites where people just sh*t all over the professionals, waste their valuable time, yada yada f*cking yada. But I can almost guarantee you the second this call ended, both of these guys were laughing for about 10 minutes straight.

I can't tell if the people 5'ing this are being sarcastic or just plain stupid.

Shut the f*ck up chico man.

teksoqp

BULULULULU. that was pretty funny. very long. also teksoqp wasnt needed at all. but 3.

^ Yes it was. It's a direct transcription of the original teksoqp site. It had to be there, duh.

I think thePlease is N4rvst new identity.

i faved this, that's why i need it.

he probably forgot about the testicular dillrod

you were mean to pikachu

There's a whole lot of secret dving going on. C'mon, leave a comment you cowards.

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k

I've never liked telemarketer prank calls for a number of philosophical reasons, but this is truly great.

Hilarious! "Ridicular girafferod"

that I listened to the whole thing is sad, but that telemarketer sure was an idiiot

How 'bout I perform Tai Kwon Do on you?

Giraffarod!

It's in my saxaphone, I'm gonna have to dig it out.

wet my pants a bit,thanks

"are you on medications mike?"

lol, rhinoceros dick rod

http://yhbtyhl.ytmnd.com/

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haha, witty!

I dropped it in my xylophone. weeeeooeoeoeoeoeoeeeoo

I get it.

omg so worth the wait

This is actually amusing, unlike that fake one.

And yet like a total douche bag you 1'd this one and 5'd that one. F*cking c*ck wart.

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i bought a cd by these guys years ago, i think this was on it

That was truly amazing.

http://www.longmontpotioncastle.com/ That's not even the best call. Soooo many of them, so ridiculously funny.