Last site was too dumb...this one's probably too high falootin. I dunno. Maybe I'll just make some more loud sites. That's always good for a larf.

1'd because I'm not going to read all that

love this !

You been zapped sucka! I get it. Ogrish. I used to go there

But seriously, this is pretty clever

^ you actually got me PCF. I was like, after reading thousands of posts every day, you're not gonna read 30 seconds of text?! Guhhh

I was inspired by WobblesTheGoose and all his art-to-ytmnd translations. He's really good at making something new out of other's conceptual art.

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

I didn't think it could be possible. This site is the first to have a whole 5 rating.

GODDAMN IT. YOU JUST HAD TO VOTE DIDNT YOU. WAY TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE a fool.

I'll never have a perfect site. That's for damn sure.

not bad

Haha was expecting a shocker...but this is interesting, I like it.

+2 because it's not a shocker, -3 for lack of... YTMND. If i wanna read, I'll go elsewhere.

^ the problem with kids today.

Agreed.

umm whoa

I'm guessing the cutout at the end relates to the whole thing of "it lasted 25-30 seconds"

Creepy. Informative. Somewhat unique. Woot.

creepy

ytmnders reading!?! HA!

These are the kinds of things I think about too, but if I ever have my head cut off, Im gonna make a sad face if I can muster it.

tl;dr

I think further studies are needed.

:(

^ oops that was for nutnics. Anyone else noticing a really strange lag in comments, votes, stats, etc?

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fav'd so i can read this when not drunk.

...I thought it was common knowlege that after 35-30 seconds of O2 deprivation, you pass out...the same thing would happen if you were put in the vacume of space...I have see old vids of German scientist keeping a severed dog's head alive for atleat a day...

you are dead after 15 minutes w/o O2

dumbest sh*t ever, 5'd.

I was under the impression that when your head gets severed like that, the loss of blood pressure makes you lose consciousness almost immediately.

Sure is creepy, though.

For anyone who wants to know what the hell this is about, the net is littered with references, but here is a quick read: http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=34562

I thought this was some retarded site that was going to jump out with a loud noise and scary image. That much saved you from a 1.

I love this. I don't give a damn if it's hifalutin, this intellectualism is needed to balance out the massive c*ck-in-eyesocket brainrape that is YTMND.

pretty interesting topic. inspired me to read up on it. i think it would be more humane to blow their brains into a fine mist so they dont have to experience anything but the fear of their impending doom.

clever gal

I think we should investigate this phenomenon further. Volunteers?

please make the text stay up longer so we can read the whole thing without refresing

^ haha, in decapitation there's no extra seconds (I already gave you guys 10 more...this gif runs 40 seconds because I figured ytmnders aren't used to reading huge blocks of text as fast as purveyors of conceptual art).

I was thinking you would keep it up for about twenty-five to thirty seconds.

yeah i figured that was the reason , but you know we're gona cheat and refresh anyway, but yeah if you did that on purpose then leave it that way, this is destined 2 be underrated cuz of large block of text

"I was under the impression that when your head gets severed like that, the loss of blood pressure makes you lose consciousness almost immediately" yeah i definately wasnt voting for scientific validity but artistry

F, This site was worthless. You are a f*cking dumbass... Just overdose one something, queer.

weird, and random, but interesting

nugget is the most disappointing of the new age retarded downtoters. I'm fine with 1s and nasty comments but the stuff he didn't 1 include Battletoads & Duran Duran, a Lazytown commercial, and a NSMB remix. If yr gonna be a belligerent downvoter at least have some f*cking taste.

just saw apocalypto last night... lots of severed heads there! so thanks for adding to the trend of decapitation in my life currently

confoosin

nice title

Victory ham approved.

I can confirm this study. The same thing happened to me when my head was cut off.

i dont care though

I was going to vote 4, but then after I opened this up and wrote out a comment, the stopwatch stopped and DAMN. Also, I've had this open for several minutes now and the sync is really quite good. also lol at people who can't read this in 40 seconds. Also, PCF, I know of a site that was 6 months old and had no votes when I found it, and with my vote alone it went to 5. I'm pretty sure it stayed there, but I'm not linking because I fear the hordes of *ssh*les who will f*ck this up for me.

also I use the word also way too much

wow, who cares about your stupid garbage? this is the kind of bullsh*t that 10 year old bitches talk about at pajama partys with the lights turned off and candles and sh*t and then they start screaming obnoxiously. gtfo

I feel cheated by thePlease's lack of capitals and exclamation points. One wonders if in fact he's losing steam.

I love stuff like this! When I was younger my friends and I used to talk about this stuff late at night. Brings back memories.

Cry more, bitch. Make a good YTMND and you won't get a low rating, dildo.

Nice concept. If I weren't so lazy, this would inspire me to research the subject further.

Aww how cute! nugget came back to see what I said about him!

i died, but only because i was distracted by an AIM window. maybe next life.

creepy is the only word for it

the downvoters come back b/c they are whores, whores always come back and lick the jizz off. did i fave this?

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One of the best uses of definite time I've seen in a YTMND.

kind of witty with the timing there.